League of legends general /lolg/

xth for looking exactly like Sona!

Fuck Soraka.

>still no doujin of evelynn taming shyvana
>or being fucked by elder drake

didnt a writefag said he was gonna evelynn getting fucked by elder some months ago? what happened to that?

>silver bolt hurts kayle

What does each skin of your main describe the people who use it as?

Swain teaser by Friday?

I want to cuddle Shyvana while my dick is reverse knotted inside her

xth for my wife Syndra

>Kayle will never hurt me

Classic, either a shitter or a god.

Sir, garbage or someone who can't play without a skin and refuse to aknowledge that Sir Kled is fucking garbage and terrible.

WHO CARES

TALIYAH IS CUTE IN THE CINEMATIC

CUUUUUTE

What would you do if Bewitching Morgana wanted to harvest your semen?
Warning: This is a process that can easily take longer than a week

How do you get good at Zoe?

For what purpose? i dont think a smelly warm lizard is good to cuddle with user

BEGONE TEMPTRESS

Ahri!

Why is sona so biggest?

>something warm isn't good for cuddling
>implying Shyvana smells bad
>implying you don't want Shyvana slowly milking your dick with her dragonpussy while stroking your hair and staring into your eyes

Eat a shiton of semen producing stuff and go with her!

People like this is why I stay away from anything that involves roleplaying.

She dosn't need any dietary change to increase your semen output, that's what the potions and her magical sexual skill is for

>She probably smells like ash and sweat from so much running and fighting
>Her body must feel rough in some spots,scaly in others,tender in the last bits
>she probably speaks in a raspy draconian accent when she is tired laying down cuddling with someone

I bet the bitch probably purrs too when you pet her

xth for volibear finally being put out of his misery

Because she's full of love

What's a fun rune/item build for Leona when I get out support?

Real question
Who plays Volibear besides gay furries?

>Classic
Will almost always go shadow assassin even when behind, if they somehow go rhaast it will be a good game
>Soulhunter
Will go whatever the game needs usually rhaast, genuinely know what they're doing and will gank and try get form as soon as

I'm sure Volibear will have his time to shine user.

>implying she isn't going to bathe before cuddling leaving only a pleasant ashy musk
Either way cuddling with her on top of you and your dick in her dragonpuss would be an amazing experience

I wanna eat Lulu's cupcake!

True, Kled needs a decent skin and fast.

Tell me how to play post-nerf Zoe

How much love can her breasts hold?

use her to simulate your twink boyfriend's bodytype faggot

Even if her cupcakes are polymorphed humans?

I feel weak playing my husbando without a skin but there's no way I'm using the garbage that is Sir Kled.

I saw this concept the other day and wow, I'd kill for it to be a real thing.

artstation.com/artwork/eNmnZ

What are good first pick options for top? I feel like it's the lane where you're always fucked hardest for picking first.

kill yourself

of course!

Pick Garen every time.

Aatrox, Gnar and Ornn are all guaranteed lane wins if you aren't a complete idiot.

>Base
Most likely a fotm shitter
>Galactic
Has played since he came out. Most likely a main.
>Gravelord
Most likely to feed
>Soldier: 76
Dedicated main
>Warring Kingdoms
Dedicated main

FUCK Soraka!

Why does Taliyah look nothing like her ingame model in the new cinematic?

They should do 975 skins against with no effects or voice lines

Hate how they're forcing them to be 1350 ones now. The quality hasn't even changed look at the fucking immortal journey and heartseeker ones.

Compare to star guardian and battleboss and you'll see the quality difference when they feel like trying

Which champions can get the best use out of Hextech GLP-800 ? i'm thinking about trying it on Veigar.

That's fucked up lulufag.
You could've eaten your best friend and you wouldn't have known.

Have a last (You)
I hope you get run over by a truck

I'd run a truck on soraka if you know what I mean :)

Is there a champion in LoL that is a wickedly evil mad scientist but also funny at the same time

Singed?

Is that before or after I FUCK SORAKA?

It's supposed to be Singed but Riot is too cheap to give him a new voiceover.

Aurelion Sol almost always rushes it first item. It lets him catch people in his stars.

Lulu is my best friend and wife, she can hardly turn herself into a cupcacke!

Does League have a retarded chuuni girl with a scythe champion?

Even a 750rp one would be neat, like those luchador skins we got last year.
Kled doesn't have a bunch of particles, yet they still gonna shit us a 1350rp that'll just have recolored particles and a new recall.

i don't want to be burned alive unless there is some form of face sitting involved

you guys I'm starting to beleive in elo hell..
I just played a ranked game with a fiddle who forgot might "because I was stoned"
he went 1/11/6
How do you carry against that?

Kayn

Anivia can use it well.

...

does anyone here actually play league of legos?

>He isnt watching Tyler1 now

LOOOOOOL 4HEad

How do I get better at picking what items to build?
I often build the same things over and over again and it seems to work out and when I lose a fight or game I have a difficult time relating it back to my items.

But you're not Lulu's best friend or wife. Sorry to deliver you the truth lulufag.

Yes

Suggest a champion that scales to where at least three people are required to kill that champion by him/herself

adc is a very boring role to watch

tyler has no banter to talk about either he just overreacts

do you mean three people or "three" """people"""

>tyler playing yi adc

Tahm Kench, largely due to the nature of his kit more than anything.

Ahri could use a tiny love tap.

Something minor like charm costing 10 less mana or Q ratio up 5%.

In low elo? Idk. Some games I have like first time Ori mid "xd xd meme top" (yasou/tank Karma(!)), and it came be like a 5 games in a row, no joking, One game where I have 6 kills and other have 1 or 0 kills and tons of deaths and its pretty sad. If you play in low elo like gold OR have a retarded team in a SNOWBALL META you cant do anything. Even if you are really good as your champion fed enemies just oneshot you.

Illaoi
Nasus
Maokai
Ornn
Cho'gath
Rhaast
Irelia
Jax
Poppy
Olaf
Sion
Shyvana
Singed
Trundle
Urgot
Udyr
Vlad
Warwick
Xin
Yorick
Zac

I'd give Ahri a "love tap" but it wouldn't be tiny

what kind of soul eater kil la kill abomination child is this?

Ahri could use an execution for being a murderer

65% win rate and i didn't double promote once in platinum ffs i wanted to get this account diamond 5 mmr for new season and i just went p5 p4 p3 p2 in the last week i jsut needed to double promote one time

What do you mean user?

How do you buff Lucian so he's good again but doesn't become the only AD carry in the game

> i want diamond 5 mmr

how about diamond 1 mmr

Singed but his playstyle doesn't realy resembles Caesar aside for using poison gas

not hard if you give me more than a week to get it

I mean that I would love tap her with my penis and cum inside her

>getting spam pinged for taking an objective instead of chasing after a kill like a retard

God I hate this fucking game

I play it all the time in between playing story-based games. Uncharted Lost Legacy was basically the ME:A of the series in terms of tone and writing, but not nearly as bad.

Q ratio changes give her too much waveclear for an assassin champ and E mana cost down decreases her punish for fishing when she has a gapcloser she can use to hit you in the face with it whenever she *needs* to hit it.

Ahri needs a rework tbqh. Her kit makes it so she's either ridiculously strong or safe but useless.

Add multiplicative scaling to his kit. I think ti would be neat if all his cast times scaled down with AS like his Q.

>tfw have alt accounts to test the waters before i break in my main for the season