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Game Mechanic Info Money System: i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg (embed)
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png (embed)
i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg (embed)
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Game Enhancements
Config Tool: csgohelp.com/autoexec
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HUD: spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

Watching Streams Livestreamer: livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg (embed)
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

are esports players in australia primarily considered to be the upper class? I ask because the average australian cant afford electricity right

Mirage best map

upper class is reserved for emus

Inferno is but Mirage is #2

>esports
>australia
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

An aussie did too

funky yeah

goodbye

nice

what "ethnicity" is azr supposed to be? a lebochink?

Post the funky yeah song right now, or you're a redditor.

tru bloo aussie

How are we going to make this thread survive until tomorrow?

nifty? more like WHIFFty lMAO

we don't, it ends here and we're back on 19/01

we have 4 more matches after this then we can let it die and revive it on friday just like jesus

it wont lol

why would you want a thread without games?

Bait Michiganbro into an argument and he wont stop replying for at least 24 hours.

So, how many millions of the US defense budget did the airforce have to pay Turner to sponsor a videogame tournament

we call the quakefag

The weekend is over, user. It was fun while it lasted.

you can tell people about that one time you had a gf but now you named a skine after her

I'd hate to play with NAF. He keeps slamming the desk and acting like a bitch.

weird that’s how I treat ur mum

no price is too high when it comes to getting into the heads of children

how do you think he ended up on Renegades?

Counter strike is a serious videogame for adult gamers DELETE THIS

I feel like that guy you were arguing with last thread was a big idiot. we were all thinking it while you were arguing but I waited until now to say something since you were making lots of good points talking with him while he made none. anyways, keep up the good posts I'm interested in hearing the rest of your thoughts in this thread!

wtf naf, should've been an easy trade

hey thorin how's your wife?

>/magog/ during major
I'll see you on the otherside reddit

I give her a huge fuck every night hehe !

don’t need a wife when you’ve got bitches and skrill :>

Why did you guys remove me from friends?

He's shook

Thank mossad

You removed me.

needed space for some anime erp-ers

Jesus why didn't mouse play like this against spacesoldiers?

FML

> a chin wank
what?

script didnt call for it.................................

Isn't it a chin wag?

>15posters
What the fuck did you guys do

they got outhacked

reddit's here going on about pretend ex-gfs or some such

everyone else is in conference with the scriptwriters

hmu with that gaymers discord, pal
I need to know who to bet my car payment on

i used an anime picture in the op :)

Why do weebs have to push their shitty cartoons for little girls in each and every OP pic of this board?

HELL-LOOOOOO RED.DIT

>not liking girls

gay go away

hey maybe this isn't the website for you

>Why does a teenager old act chuuni
You did at that age too. He'll look back on himself and cringe when he grows up.

animefags aka the cancer of each general

>t.gay man who doesn't like cute girls

>actually wanna play some mm
>got a week ban from tk'ing some bitchboys
anyone know this feel?

This post is pretty reddit
also fuck off back to /a/
you too, anime is for little girls or gay boys you tell me what you are
and you
>You did at that age too.
I never liked anime in my teens or in my childhood. I didn't like Dragon Ball, and I played the Pokemon games but I dreaded the TV series.
Also I saw the tomb of the fireflies to give anime an opportunity but even that story was like it was meant for kids.

people trying to suppress anime on an anime website are the cancer. find your own place

The US Army had an expensive NASCAR one and I actually think this is a step above that in terms of reach

I'm not an animefag though.

And the autismos were too tired after the last thread?

>one week ban
Doesn't it only ban you for a couple hours at first?

the bitchboy is always the one tk'ing

Not necessarily anime, but I'm sure you posted some cringey shit. Back in 2005 when I was 15 I acted like a dickhead on Veeky Forums.

I obviously did it multiple times in multiple games

>in the mood for a fast mm
>get matched with some turk shits
>5 rounds in get voted out for cheating
>"cooldown for being kicked too many times"
>literally first kick in weeks
ok

>15 in 2005
>still playing vidya
whew

ugly chink

>Avangar vs QBF
>Navi vs Liquid

LOL

Avangar ez
I didn't get to watch either NaVi or Liquid today. Feed me the script

im pretty lucky to not get matched with roach-stacks, but usually calling them turkroach arabs gets the ball rolling

liquid gets to 15-8 lead, but simple ragetoggles navi to an OT comeback*
*subject to change in the next 25 minutes

gaymer insider discorrd inv pls

>getting voted off
LMAO don't you have even ONE friend to play with?

why the fuck do they complicate things with this 1 of 3 will advance bullshit?
just save the one with best stats out of the eliminated bunch

Haha why do they even play the major? Just pick the best team that shows up

actually playing to determine who advances is a million times better than using dumb shit like round difference

>don't you have even one friend
why do you think I come here

i like to soloq

maybe you should stick to watching other memesports like rainbow siege

>stats determine who's better
hi my american friend

>qbf wins
>navi wins
>avangar wins playoff
where were you when CIS took over?

Don't associate me with that shit, I want more to bet on.

>the guy with no friends is a weeb
colour me surprised
no one likes soloq, you are merely forced to play it.

t: ESL staff member

>russian hacks!

american here when does the regular season end and playoffs start? which team is from seattle?

just join nearby lobbies or add anyone that can speak English and frag

anyone else smoking WEED here?

dude
weed

DUDE

i am literally having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on last bet I am dead fuckign serious I would get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match This will be the last thing I will every type in my life goodbye /csgog/

thats haram

> slavosphere country
> whitey players despite whitey being minority
> anglomutt country
> literal mutts everywhere
where were you when wypipo saved csgo?

/una vela/

WAIT!
TELL ME YOUR STEAM ID AND PASS!

imagine wasting life by thinking about brown people all the time

>whitey players despite whitey being minority
reminder that white people come from Afghanistan (that literally translates to "land of the aryans)

csgo is a game about brown people blowing shit up btw
#foodForThought