Baconfucker: >Likes trash (baconfists aka worst girl) >Is gay (likes traps) >Is a cuck (would rather watch makoto fuck baconfists than fuck her himsefl) >watches wrestling (made for 8 year olds and neckbeards) >can't compete with my handsome wit >watches lets plays and follows e-celebs >isn't as good at dancing as i am >stops avatarfagging to make posts defending/agreeing with himself >actually forgets to post his forgettable waifu when he means to because he has the attention span of a goldfish (the snackfood, not the animal) >Generally a shady guy >Got bad grades in school from 7th grade onward >is a comfyposter >pedophile (self admitted lolicon) >doesn't actually play video games (played RE4 for the first time in 2017, couldn't get used to the controls) >ban evading phoneposter >Slept with his parents til he was 8 >Wears shoes 2 and a half times too big to try and hide his small feet >Makes a living by farming runescape gold and selling it to Venezuelans for pennies an hour >Literally stalks me to other boards >Is a reddit user >is a tattle tale >actually fell for my gandalf plot >gets sweaty hands when he makes eye contact with the girl at the checkout counter >*actually*, earnestly defends V3's ending; think's that the philosophy 101 tier ponderings of the survivors are "deep" >is a snitch and therefore will get stitches >posts lewd yotsuba in his off time >stands at a towering 5'6 inches >has back hair long enough to braid >his phone has 1 (one) one album on it (Finger 11 - Them Vs You Vs Me) >is now manually breathing, blinking, and can't find a comfortable position for his jaw or tongue >buys books but never reads them; leaves them laying around to give off the impression that he reads (though no one steps foot inside his damp, sweaty lair other than him) >moonlights in /ddlc/ >mourned chester bennington more than chris cornell >he got a slipknot tattoo on his calve in the 9th grade >self harms
Jack Brooks
I love her stinky sister!
Juan Scott
I love Kirumi!
Hudson King
I love my beautiful wife Maki So much! I want to see her happy! I want to see her beautiful smile! I want her to know how much I love her! I want to make her feel as comfy and safe as I can! I want her to know she can tell me anything! I want her to know she always has a place to turn to! I want her she can come to me for anything, she's my angel!
