/palg/ - Paladins General

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

maeve edition

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

Patch notes (OB64)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63991-Open-Beta-64-Patch-Notes-December-6

Upcoming Patch (OB65)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

Reveal Trailer (Moji):
youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU

PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

lore shit
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youtube.com/watch?v=TrztEF5HmAs

OP Template
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Supergrass
Supergrass

post cute images of maeve

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

retard still hasn't changed the patch notes

cum2soon
cum2soon

god I wish I was Maeve

Methnerd
Methnerd

SUPPORT MOJI NEW META
Big heals and gives everyone speed to get out of danger. Lacks self-sustain, though.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

we want the BRAPP audience

WebTool
WebTool

literally grover but less range and no sustain
Speed isn't nearly enough to compensate

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What in the fuck.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I wish when I got stuck on a team with a Moji and no support they'd play that way. Never had it happen.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

veekyforums.com/thread/201826214/video-games
mains freya
has a shit opinion
checks out

TechHater
TechHater

She does have several niches compared to Grover, speed being one.
Her ult which she can use to eliminate, or at least disrupt key targets.
Also the invulnerability shield. You can run in front of allies and just absorb any burst damage they would've taken.
And while Grover is terrible in close combat, Moji is decent.
The no-sustain is pretty bad, though. Running away and Veteran is the best option I can come up with, while your fartcloud stays up in the meantime.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Do not doubt our love, for it remains for eternity and endures all.
But of course, this is only the obvious course of things, as someone as precious as her is naturally lovable, and it is with the entirety of my heart and soul that I do.

happy_sad
happy_sad

. . . and SMITE Tactics: Hand of the Gods!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

JUST

happy_sad
happy_sad

You know that grover has an ult that can basically heal up your whole team if they have a brain right?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Discordia is so fun despite everybody hating her

Spamalot
Spamalot

go away yingcuck

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

please play our game

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What is caut?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What is brain?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Something people don't have.

massdebater
massdebater

decide to play against humans for a change
champs with lvl 9/10 cards just completely dominate and there's nothing you can do about it

Soft_member
Soft_member

what did you expect?

MPmaster
MPmaster

VEW

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

>Maeve wearing nothing.

Maeve wants to know if you'll take responsibility!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

only took you like the entire ranked season

takes2long
takes2long

She really has to stop asking that every time she borrows my washing machine. People might get the wrong idea.

askme
askme

Bomb King
Royal Subjects
Reworked to "Short Tempered," Attaching a Sticky Bomb to an enemy will cause it to detonate instantly, Direct shots deal [27|1]% more damage
Royal Subjects as a legendary is just unfair, giving no good counterplay and lowering his skill floor. So, I think that it should be reworked to a legendary that rewards Bomb King players who have good aim and ability to lead. This rewards good players while still allowing for other legendary choices, as this requires adequate skill to use effectively

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

So this is guy that came up with just breathe

Booteefool
Booteefool

Stop calling your blanket 'responsibility', and no, I won't take it from you. Geez.

WebTool
WebTool

literally just a better chain reaction

stop being retarded

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

taking responsibility for whores

Methshot
Methshot

I did my obligatory 15 games for the Drogoz skin, then didn't touch comp for months. Decayed all the way to gold3. 121 games total.

5mileys
5mileys

Royal Subjects is fine now, stop being a baby.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

'Member when we used to get 50 crystals per week for just logging in?
I 'member.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I want to take Maeve shopping and buy her some nice clothes.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I want paladins forum, reddit, kikebook or whatever to fucking leave.

Skullbone
Skullbone

pathetic

Booteefool
Booteefool

So why are members of Fnatic trying to murder eachother with excessive streaming?

Firespawn
Firespawn

So EU can be a better place

Snarelure
Snarelure

How nice of them.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

bugzy has lolipls in his stream title
/ourguy/

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

spend a shit ton of time sitting around waiting to join a game because somehow it takes 3m to find a game of Siege on the weekends
spend a shit ton of time sitting around waiting for the game to start because you have to wait for like three fucking countdowns before it actually begins, one of which is unnecessarily long and another that shouldn't exist at all
spend a shit ton of time sitting around after the game ends because you can't just leave after the game's over without using Alt+F4 and have to watch some dipshit's POTG before.
Seriously, what the fuck? I spend more time staring at my phone waiting to actually play the game than I do PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

gotta keep playtime stats inflated to make retention look good m8, can't have things going too fast

Inmate
Inmate

BUT DUDE ALL THE CRYSTAL STORM EVENTS

happy_sad
happy_sad

AND ALL THOSE CRYSTALS DURING HRX

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

IT'S A FREE GAME OKAY STOP BEING SO ENTITLED

Emberburn
Emberburn

exactly which one shouldnt exist?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Which characters would be the best for a Quake player?
Evie\Drogos cause of the rocket launcher?

Lunatick
Lunatick

grohk because literal LG

w8t4u
w8t4u

Maybe you should play a different game like tf2. Oh wait it's the same shit minus potg.

StonedTime
StonedTime

but its propable shit dps right?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Grohk can shit out damage. Just need to go damage legendary and make a proper load out.

DeathDog
DeathDog

0/5 post

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Autism

WebTool
WebTool

fl keeps rushing forward completely alone 1v4
"omg its always 1v4"

Yes it is.

TechHater
TechHater

what would a proper loadout be
back when i played i had bouncing balls for days

iluvmen
iluvmen

spew retarded bullshit
call others autistic
makes me think

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's still the same as before
bounce range
bounce reduce heat
bounce heal
The other 2 is up to you but longer ghost walk and movement speed during ghost walk are pretty good.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The 30 second timer to "customize your hero". 90% of the active playerbase has no more than one skin for any given hero if they do at all. And the full minute of just sitting in the spawn room is just unnecessary. Seriously? Who the fuck needs a whole minute to decide which item they want to buy?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

nice
any other champion picks?

DeathDog
DeathDog

This is what I go but you only really need arc lightning and thunderstruck

FastChef
FastChef

Its for coordinating with your team.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Vvgn ver vvgl

Firespawn
Firespawn

Lol, as if.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I would hate the timer except lorez has made the habit of unequipping all of my skins, voice packs, emotes and sprays.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

youtube.com/watch?v=rK1-8_9-6vs

are you feeling it now?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Give it a try.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Literally impossible if your team consists of BRs, jajajas or cykas.

Supergrass
Supergrass

No, you do that while you're picking.

TechHater
TechHater

finally a battlegrounds game where you dont have to meme around without weapons and whoever gets the best one wins

eGremlin
eGremlin

Its fun

askme
askme

lmao

Lunatick
Lunatick

also i forgot camping in a bush or tall grass like a bitch
or getting one shot in the back
or getting spamed with grenades from up the hill
or getting camped on by a memer that was hanging around in a bathtub for literally 10 minutes cause he got lucky with the zone and a gun

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

whoever gets the best one wins
You got something right about paladins royale at least.

likme
likme

Its garbage

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No, you also do that everytime you don't stomp the other team.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

thanks user, that's all I ever wanted

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

lol

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Aww

I got booted back to main menu in a ranked game and couldn't join any other ques just as the game was loading, had to restart.
Join game
My whole team crashed, theirs didn't
Damba has yomi leggo?
Ofc we lost
Potg glitches and people walk around off camera for a whole minute
No chat for us to bitch about it in post game
No text on accolades page
Rewards page has the ranked icon cycling through every rank like a looped gif
Bots don't have leggos in load outs
Said I got 250tp but I lost ten
Where is my god damn loss forgiveness?

girlDog
girlDog

beat Maeve 1v1 with Rocket legendary
she keeps trying to 1v1 to get her win back and loses the game for her team

stupid cat

Inmate
Inmate

it is like CB again, where threads die less then a 100 posts in.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Maeve!!

Spamalot
Spamalot

is there any hope of the old card system returning?

Firespawn
Firespawn

^ look at this dude

RavySnake
RavySnake

Invent time machine

Playboyize
Playboyize

is there any hope of the lore not being ditched and forgotten?

Booteefool
Booteefool

wow it hit me that this picture is pretty much just me
im like a hedgehog cause i cant really get close to people without getting hurt a lot and hurting them, so i just put my head into a device that shows me a very narrow far away vision while obscuring the world around me

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is there any chance of an actual loli champion?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Fuck off emo

Inmate
Inmate

and bot smashers

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

just a bunch of fags talking
I want gameplay footage god damn it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

pixie posted some
youtube.com/watch?v=hDklqNtYFlE

Emberfire
Emberfire

what

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I hope it's buried and forgotten. I'll be sticking with my headcanon anyway.

farquit
farquit

what the fuck there are people in this thread who haven't even gotten masters?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

3 solid minutes of Kinessa AFK
JUST

whereismyname
whereismyname

there are sub4k elo anons in this very thread
disgusting

whereismyname
whereismyname

not deliberately going down to bronze and pissing off masters/gms you come across in casual when you stomp them

5mileys
5mileys

do you know why ranked is fucked? Because bronze is literally gm smurfs vs gm smurfs

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

deep

Snarelure
Snarelure

/palg/ pro team when

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

the first gold team to make it into hrx

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

/palg/ is full of masters

happy_sad
happy_sad

We decayed

RavySnake
RavySnake

But people tell me I'm just bad when I say ranked is pointless past the first month due to MM being MM!

MPmaster
MPmaster

Regional difference fucks us to hard, the best players are spread and if you just do it by region you wouldn't make it far.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

We'll get reddit to sponsor us.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

t.sub 2k

hairygrape
hairygrape

I havent

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

the competitive scene for paladins is a joke, I think a /palg/ pro team could do really well

idontknow
idontknow

lol

Supergrass
Supergrass

/palg/ coach when

hairygrape
hairygrape

we'll practice in the bronze ranks so no teams know our strats

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How hard can it be all you have to do is ban bk every game and you're leagues ahead of eveyr other coach strat in paladins

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Grohk with CC immunity on Healing Totem card is the counter to Makoa. In Unbound you can even have two of totems up at the same time.

SniperGod
SniperGod

If you combine regions sure, per region you have maybe 2 strong players at most.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

If loadout points were still a thing, what would have been a busted Moji loadout?

Methshot
Methshot

its a decent game
But oh wait someone left so its 4v5 because zero consequences.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

toot scoot 4 wobble 4 scurry 2 for small map meme

SniperWish
SniperWish

*shots your totem*

Emberburn
Emberburn

maeve calls me shit skye
i tell her to shut up and call her bad
she says she will get top play and best flank
i got both
she instantly left without a word

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

rip gankstars
tfw hirez is killing the scene already
;_;

happy_sad
happy_sad

max rank scylla ult
does 0damage to the squishy fenrir
WTF I thought scylla was the meme late game god?

Methshot
Methshot

a gm player couldn't qualify in bronze if they tried

RavySnake
RavySnake

Was he running a bunch of magic def? She is, if the enemy team lets a half decent scylla sit back and farm all game then she's going to be dropping nukes on everyone before they have a fourth item. And going poly for max meme is the best, ult then basic and you're going to kill whoever you're fighting even if you missed your ult.

TechHater
TechHater

Ying is for ______

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Literally who?

Evilember
Evilember

How new are you?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Idk, who the fuck cares about pgs when ppl exists?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

never picking.

TechHater
TechHater

Also I max out with like 600 magic damage, you're at 500 which means you're not going meme as hard
t. Knower

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

umm the correct term is benchwarming

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

gankstars is a C tier org that got lucky with its console team pick and nothing more, they lose teams to anyone who pays their players something besides brojobs.

Flameblow
Flameblow

people still think a small game's "esport" pay more than a part time job
lol

FastChef
FastChef

PPL players make more then I do and I work full time and don't even make min wage.

MPmaster
MPmaster

it's all about the world cup win in esports that's where you make the real salary, so it's sort of like gambling in that regard

Supergrass
Supergrass

gigantic is actually dead not meme dead but no matches at all dead
kill me now

DeathDog
DeathDog

literal invisible terminus bug
kek

Nojokur
Nojokur

who should be the leader of /palg/ pro team

I think me

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is death and taxes the best Lian leg?

Free lvl 2 caut from the get go

Illusionz
Illusionz

We should probably get someone from /owg/ to take care of that.

MPmaster
MPmaster

who the fuck cares about pgs when ppl exists?
Exactly viewers certainly don't give a shit about it, and pro players probably don't either since the prizing for it is low as shit. 2k per month if you get first place and then you have to split that between everyone on the team and maybe the org too. If the PPL is the only thing worth playing in then the scene is just going to be stagnant and that's death in esports.

Yeah the org is whatever don't really care about them honestly, this is about the players saying the game isn't worth playing competitively outside of the PPL I think that's kinda a big deal because the PPL is such a small part of the scene.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Only if you want to go for wrecker/caut meme build.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

list of games BTFO by might of hirez:
- battlerite
- gigantic
- dirty bomb (?)
next in line:
- fortnite

Illusionz
Illusionz

paladins prize pools
lol

Snarelure
Snarelure

Most Org are just trust fund kids with no sense.

The ones that actually care about the players and don't just exploit them are few and far between.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Did they ever tell us how the prizepool for HRX was being split up? Swear I never heard anything about that, not even sure of how much was on the line altogether

Inmate
Inmate

Why is Wraith banned? It's not that bad.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Scylla is CUTE! It's a shame that such a great character is trapped in 2 shitty games.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Bugged

girlDog
girlDog

Makes him invincible or some shit

DeathDog
DeathDog

Tenecent gets unbound soon, so we'll get to see its actual effect on player count. It's not like they can revertanyways.

What is Splashbrushes ign?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what should i spend my vip points on?
i have like 60k vip points and i already have the raeve skin, and im not so sure i like the other vip skins... do you guys think theyll release a new legendary skin? what can i spend it on?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

1.3M prize pool for the whole hrx.
pc paladins and smite
console paladins and smite
hand of the god
cosplay
Anything else?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'd say play the Chinese version, but now that our beta version has been deemed as not having broking cards they're getting unbound too so all hope is lost

Lunatick
Lunatick

we'll get to see
How? Do you actually think Hirez will show us those chinese numbers?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Erez talked about giving out prizes for some battlegrounds tournaments they held, but that might've just been merch I'm not sure

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Wait until Friday to see which skin will be rotated into the VIP store next week.

5mileys
5mileys

I installed the Chinese version specifically for that, user. Well, that and seeing the skin odds, but they just have direct purchase so that failed

DeathDog
DeathDog

oh they rotate new ones each week? i didnt know that. thanks for the heads up.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Wait until something you like pops up. Also if you're close to a new tier don't spend it on anything since each new tier has a bigger discount on VIP items.

massdebater
massdebater

tfw no Holt next friday

SniperWish
SniperWish

tfw no Holt next friday

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw we might get to see Holt's replacement next Friday

askme
askme

yfw Holt's been replaced by the faglord who did Viviuhn

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Whoever this replacement of Holt is, I hope he ain't bad as a person and as a whatever role he is assigned to

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's good if you can nail every single shot, but Eminence or w/e and Alacrity are more consistent and probably more useful with a good team since with Alacity you can be shitting Caut on whole teams and Eminence gives you quite a lot of pressure.

farquit
farquit

I'd use precision instead of eminence for no reload time and bit extra damage.
Swift Jade loadout for 2 almost no grace cooldowns

TreeEater
TreeEater

Eminence
post ob64
lol

askme
askme

Lian doesn't have bad legendaries. They're all good. Even Eminence is not as bad as people say it is now. Alacrity is incredibly annoying to deal with. Death and Taxes is monstrous pressure in the early game. Precision is like fighting someone with an M1 Garand that doesn't run out of bullets.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

buggy as fuck
lose 3s cd
Eminence is not as bad as people say it is now

Nojokur
Nojokur

buggy as fuck
Everything in the game is.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

"Everything in the game" don't out right make you miss and deny your cd cards.

eGremlin
eGremlin

What is this bug? Does your shot not register or fly through them or something? Is this why I think I hit them but I didn't? I thought I just sucked.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Don't forget the ''if you're reloading and dash you are stuck in the reload animation even though you should have gotten your ammo back'' bug

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yeah, sometimes it doesn't register and sometimes the bonus damage is missing. It was okay before because you can spam it.
You can still shoot right after the dash so it's not a problem.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

bot Zhin with Guillotine deleting three teammates with high streaks one by one in the span of 20 seconds
Do you think that God stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what Hi-rez created?

Bidwell
Bidwell

That's nothing.
Grohkbot who stays invincible for like 15 seconds and is chasing you down, relentless on ending your streak
Strixbot that double headshots you in midair, 180s to kill your teammate, then goes on the point and wiggles around until he dies not shooting anything else
Lianbot that locks onto a single target and then lands everything flawlessly until it's dead
Jenosbot that is able to ult from his spawn while sliding and kills 2 people

happy_sad
happy_sad

I die to most Jenosbot ults. It's insane.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Is there a counter to maeve or am I missing something about this game now

Booteefool
Booteefool

you sneeze at her

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

But what if she catches the flu?

Skullbone
Skullbone

then she's dead just like in the game

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Is it worth getting into Shite?

Playboyize
Playboyize

dont bully maeve and friends pls

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

what friends

MPmaster
MPmaster

Is there even a point in putting soul forge into your seris loadout in bound? It's only 1s cd reduction, you will have to buy chronos anyway.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

don't put it in
3s cd with chronos 3
put it in
2s cd with chronos 3
??????

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do you like mythoi?
Do you like waifus?
If answered "yes" to either the probably.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

moji is so cute!! do you think she's friends with maeve and lets her pet her lizards?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

she looks like a fat fujo in this picture

massdebater
massdebater

Snack time!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That's like saying you should play ow or ob64 for the waifus.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Who do I play to cover for my lack of skill?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What's the winning Andro skin?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Anyone, Smite's made for people without skill mate

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Ask Holt.

Supergrass
Supergrass

user have you ever seen what a cat does to a rabbit? They cripple them to watch them try and run away as the rabbit shits at machinegun speed in terror, before the cat finally shreds its belly open and the rabbit tries to run, splling its own guts for meters at a time as the fleas leap off in streams, sensing its imminent death.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

bomb king

who hurt you?

Lunatick
Lunatick

yeah but maeve is a human

farquit
farquit

user she's half cat. She can't suppress her disgusting subhuman instincts. Didn't you see Zooptia, the movie based on that pro-life comic? She will kill Moji, lick her own crotch, and probably urinate all over the streets.

Inmate
Inmate

no everything will probably go to shit next month

Methshot
Methshot

Why? Have they announced something as retarded as OB64?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

just because she likes to have qt cat ears and be sneaky doesnt mean she would hurt her friend :3 plus id bet shes kept at bay by the lizard pet anyways.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

cat versus lizard
another stacked matchup m8

SniperWish
SniperWish

hirez gonna flip the game on its head with season 5 so you can expect a couple months of them trying to get things back together afterwards

whereismyname
whereismyname

lizard breathes fire basically tho

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Bacchus

DeathDog
DeathDog

No, he's right, that's an ugly picture of her.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

is this one better user?

WebTool
WebTool

This ugly rat literally killed the game for me.

Booteefool
Booteefool

barely, either moji just doesn't fit that artists style or that's a bad artist.

idontknow
idontknow

what is love?

5mileys
5mileys

so... do we get to throw her first litter in a sack and drown em?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Vivian is hot

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

jesus christ that huge fugly watermark
who do these artists fucking think they are with these shitty ass watermarks nowadays not even the old masters who had queens calling them to the palace to paint for them and getting lavished with jewels by rich old fucks were this presumptuous

FastChef
FastChef

Isn't that the reason though? The masters didn't have to, people knew who they were. Nowadays every kid needs to make sure there is absolutely no way their shit is taken by someone else. I mean they may want to make it good first but just a thought.

Booteefool
Booteefool

your shit is going to be traced or whatever anyway if people want to steal it, or people just don't fucking care. i mean look at this
news.artnet.com/art-world/jeanette-hayes-trolled-reddit-Veeky Forums-1155443
thieves don't fucking care. instead of being concerned about "thieves" who don't care and will get busted anyway, people need to give a shit about not ruining their own artwork with gigantic obnoxious watermarks. there's a definite level of arrogance in this too, like "oh shit i'm so good if i don't do this people WILL steal my art" and it shows what's really important to them.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It certainly does look like less of a tumblr negro, so yeah.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Anything in particular I should be doing with Ruckus besides dakka? Been flanking with him a lot, despite that likely not being the right idea

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm a tactical feeding backline-disruption Ruckus so you're okay in my book.

viagrandad
viagrandad

That's the thing, user.
No one ever expects a Hexafire to come from behind them.Or above them.
But if you're the only tank then you should stick near the objective if you can and be as dodgy a fuck as possible.
And never stop firing.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Well, addending that: never stop firing unless you're just feeding an Androxus/Zhin/Terminus barrier. I suppose Moji counts now, too, with her barrier.

Techpill
Techpill

Neat. What's the best legendary for him? I got the triple boost just because I like the added mobility

DeathDog
DeathDog

I tend to use the "damage increases as health goes down" one because I'm not good enough to properly use the mobility one and the three rocket charges aren't really worth it in my opinion. And the emitter leggo is pointless since shield duration is too short to get the most out of it.
I'll freely admit I never bothered to claw my way out of gold, though, so take my advice with some salt.
Third boost, from what I hear, is good for people who know how to get the most out of it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Third boost is garbage ever since they nerfed the vertical boost.
A third one will rarely help you do anything you can't already do with two boosts anyway.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

it's worth it for the new cd reduction alone

Playboyize
Playboyize

the new shield leggo is honestly the best one
30% is also really good when you time your shield correctly. the triple boost one is shit now BUT you can meme against a deathball comp using the proximity damage reduction card for something like 40% damage reduction at max stacks

Evilember
Evilember

can somebody tell how the fuck is this supposed to work? it says you are able to buy chest with VIP points, but whenever i try to buy one, there is no option, do i have to not have any crystals to be able to use VIP points?
i remember buying a couple with VIP points in previous patches can't remember if it was on OB63 or OB64

likme
likme

I'll have to test that out in the future, then.

5mileys
5mileys

you say that but a third boost is what you need if you actually want to climb a ledge

w8t4u
w8t4u

you need to click the key then it takes you to the thing to use vip points, it's a poorly made ui

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Tyra is fun
But is she viable?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Here is a simple flowchart to determine a characters viability
Q1. Does your champion have a dash
A1. Yes
Congratulations your champion is viable!
A2. No
Looks like your champion is un-viable :(((

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Going by win rate shes A tier, just practice her recoil

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Who are you replying to?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Shouldn't be that hard to figure out

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

the no reply poster can be a sub but he's not making it onto the main /palg/ roster

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

she's been pretty viable ever since they gave her a cripple with percent based health damage, so she can actually do her job at tankbusting.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

That's not me, the thread looks cleaner on my phone when I post like this

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm also a dumb phoneposter right now and even I think you're dumb.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm just mad rn at the combo breaker 3 posts up.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

THIS

Emberburn
Emberburn

kill yourself

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

No.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

wake up /palg/

Evilember
Evilember

8/8 games nothing but memestacks, why am I so fucking unlucky?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What constitutes a meme stack, does it have to have a meme ie pro/streamer/hi elo or does it just mean somebody was in a party?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

pro players who tryhard in casual with the rest of their team

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

let me be in the /palg/ pro team

massdebater
massdebater

Yes. You aren't getting jewed.

If you like mythology, it's a lot of fun. It's like a more action focused LOL.

Neith

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

i play support moji btw

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

How many masters do we have on EU for the /palg/ pro team?

TMNT main reporting in.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

can we play 5 frontlines and roflstomp at lan

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

we'd still have a 51% chance of winning with 5 tanks

WebTool
WebTool

i can be the resident ruckus one trick

girlDog
girlDog

no just play other shit stay away from SHITe it's called SHITe for a reason

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

smite is fun

iluvmen
iluvmen

master doesn't mean shit right now, nobody plays ranked anymore.

RumChicken
RumChicken

t. platinum

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

t. gold

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

t. silver

FastChef
FastChef

Ravana still not nerfed

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

champion chests can be bought with VIP points
how long has this been a thing? you can buy vip points with crystals so i guess that "no buying power" grace period is over now

TreeEater
TreeEater

Da ji still not nerfed

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

when will hirez improve bound mode?

Emberburn
Emberburn

why is this fuck spamming moba shit?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

why does my team always have 1 or 2 dead weight damages in it? What the fuck is wrong with matchmaking?

Spamalot
Spamalot

He's right you know, you can smurf to master with ease these days because most people don't play comp.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

never
a smite player who can't move on
ded game

5mileys
5mileys

Why are consoletards so pathetic?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

(you)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

all hirez friends are welcome

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

no they are not. we keep telling you to fuck off.

SniperGod
SniperGod

bot smasher friends are welcome

Nojokur
Nojokur

Low testosterone

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

maeve and friends are welcome

5mileys
5mileys

who are maeves friends though

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

me

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@202127176
keep replying to yourself retard

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

SEETHING

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

mfw a c*nsole player is near me

SniperGod
SniperGod

stay angry nerd

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

lol

DeathDog
DeathDog

i want to be maeves friend

Methnerd
Methnerd

maeve is the best
soft cute cat

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

isn't it ironic that Vikernes is a fucking xenophobe, but he practices a Japanese martial art

Anyway, dead gaem

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

why is the moon crumbling

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Non-P2W Classic Siege is less played than even custom matches
Game is almost at 20k average players and raising
Meanwhile completely F2P Battlerite is losing players fast as fuck

Based Hi-Rez saving the game.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Crit rate for chulainn? I'm just using the default load out and I'm hard to kill but I feel like I'm not really doing that much damage.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I never expected a sentence like this to make sense

StonedTime
StonedTime

I love maeve so much.

Booteefool
Booteefool

In old lore it was because Andro killed a god that was in charge of this moon or some shit.

Supergrass
Supergrass

redesign a goofy looking orc into a more ANGERY and serious looking orc
while still keeping his goofy voicelines
why

Snarelure
Snarelure

Voice actors too pricey.
And he's still the same goofball that got struck by lighting too many times.

King_Martha
King_Martha

So what wonderful things will Holt bring us this Friday?

viagrandad
viagrandad

nothing

Techpill
Techpill

*gross sobbing*

Bidwell
Bidwell

Suicide is painless~
It brings in many changes~

hairygrape
hairygrape

Whatever you do, DO NOT queue tdm on EU rn.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Holt's last contribution to Paladins was the first (and probably last) lore video

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Those gigantic armored dudes behind Ash
Andro skin?

RavySnake
RavySnake

The spess muhreen guy is Khan (General of Lian's Army), the next Frontline champion coming in March

5mileys
5mileys

Bugzy, spunkki and Unbelivable in a stack.
I'm watching it and those penta kills don't look fun.

TechHater
TechHater

Fucking hell

takes2long
takes2long

this bugzy's third 24 hours+ stream this week
So EU is fucked?

takes2long
takes2long

more like bugzy is fucked
this ain't healthy

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Holt is gone
Thank fucking God
Le magistrate is evil & paladins r GUD
Le re-skin premium skin
Maybe now that we get outsourced Chinese crap, shit might actually look good

iluvmen
iluvmen

reminder that the chinks made vivian

SniperGod
SniperGod

Was made by an American chink

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Still a chink

SniperWish
SniperWish

Maybe his gf broke up with him so he's going to kill himself playing paladins

Bidwell
Bidwell

'Cause he lost HRX?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Snuggling with Evie on a cold winters night :3

Firespawn
Firespawn

evie is worst girl

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

. . . and SMITE!

StonedTime
StonedTime

Summer snuggling with Evie in an ice bed at the beach

King_Martha
King_Martha

rockstar evie says "I like you, let's hang"
be reminded that I'll never have a girl who likes me
quit game

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

yfw when you play Ash and kill Inara she taunts her with a song

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

see ya later, boy

happy_sad
happy_sad

But Evie likes you, let's hang.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

baka, she's telling you to kill yourself
hang =suicide by rope

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Ash is a cold-blooded bitch.

Bidwell
Bidwell

nice

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'll shove my boot so far up you, when I pull it out they'll crown me queen.
Not sure I get it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Y'know....the whole excalibur legend thing?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Right. Boot, sword, ass, rock.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'd berry my dick so far in your ass whoever pulled me out would be crowned king arthur.

eGremlin
eGremlin

pls do

Supergrass
Supergrass

Don't be degenerates.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Wtf, I love Ash now!

Flameblow
Flameblow

i want to hold hands with maeve

StonedTime
StonedTime

What if you sat in Ash's lap and you felt her erection?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'd fuck her

w8t4u
w8t4u

It would be extremely painful…

cum2soon
cum2soon

Stop.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I only use the Ronin Ash voice pack unless I'm playing vs. Inara. That clip is too good to pass up.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

No.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I actually kinda hope we get a full-blooded Tigron champ at some point.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm going to start banning loki every game

Nojokur
Nojokur

With Holt gone you ain't gonna get shit.

whereismyname
whereismyname

based chinese holt will give us micro bikini maeve

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I think you're exaggerating his importance in these things.
The real concern is that they'll just make the tigron champ the Heavy Weapons Guy and give him a crystal chaingun and just call it a day.
I don't trust Tencent or Hi-rez right now to not just shit out more CSGO-weapon champs.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I want a pistol champ that isn't Androxus.

massdebater
massdebater

Or Strix.
Or Lex.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Big woop a map change

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yeah, but Tigrons were probably his idea. Did he even left them some notes on how they look?
inb4 it's just a tiger on two legs

Inmate
Inmate

he doesn't want to play as Tony the Tiger
and have him riding the Battlecat mount

StonedTime
StonedTime

cute!

Illusionz
Illusionz

The asian Bara market would explode.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I don't want Tony the Tiger! I want one of those tiger dancers from Zootopia instead

JunkTop
JunkTop

Like ruckus?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

More like that guy from Battleborn with the tiny head.

hairygrape
hairygrape

reminder that our last champions weapon is a flamespitting fireball throwing dragon riding loli furry

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

moji could be any age

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Non-P2W Classic Siege is less played than even custom matches
This just seems like bullshit. It doesn't add up with what I experience, unless they're counting bot matches as custom matches.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The funny thing about that character is that apparently when he was first designed, he had a normal sized head, but the higher ups kept telling the designer to make his head smaller and smaller because they thought it was funny.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

She calls people boogers.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

jesus fuck, i was mid diamond and ive had such shit players on every team that im now plat 1

what is this shit

Evilember
Evilember

Bugzy and Unbelivable having a bet who can stream longer
they didn't call it 'last one standing wins'

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Go away bugzy

w8t4u
w8t4u

i played two matches yesterday, one with and one against them

lost the one with them and won against them, feels good man

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

you're shit

cum2soon
cum2soon

You did good, user.

Emberfire
Emberfire

They are both sitting so.

eGremlin
eGremlin

im seriously not bad, feels like i carry every time, the scoreboards dont lie, i can admit if i have a bad game.

get lots of compliments on my damba play, people calling me god and inviting me all the time etc

w8t4u
w8t4u

there are 1000 year old lolis
whats your point

Snarelure
Snarelure

That's what they all said.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want an elf loli

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

good come back bro

SniperWish
SniperWish

Back to the plat playground now.

MPmaster
MPmaster

What does it mean? Do my quests not count until they fix this?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Did you get the chest though?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Yeah, yesterday, but wtf is this?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

There will never be a champ with a hookshot that lets you hang around walls for a few seconds.

hairygrape
hairygrape

good, fuck that

Emberfire
Emberfire

That's the HiRez way of saying "quests complete, wait until next reset".
They're special like that.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hey /palg/.
I haven't played in some time and noticed this Reave Maeve skin in vip store.
My question is, how does the music work? Is it something only you hear? or something all hear ally and enemy included, if yes, what's the proximity of sound?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Everyone hears it, there's an option to disable it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

everyone can hear it, the closer you are the louder it gets.
You can disable skin-based music/sounds in options.

SniperWish
SniperWish

If I disable it does it disable it for everyone or just me?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Just you.

Methshot
Methshot

guys, place your bets

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

nova strike kinessa

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Green Viktor. Always green Viktor.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

HOW ABOUT WE COMBINE BOTH?!?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

bimbo cassie

RumChicken
RumChicken

other teams jenos is hiding in the back all match
assume he's healing them
after match 0 healing, lowest damage
he didn't use a single ability all game except for his ult once
I'm impressed with his teammates. They held on really well despite that.

Bidwell
Bidwell

That's not bad, you lucked out.

idontknow
idontknow

a shame I never play as him

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I like to assume those kind of players are little kids or people who never play video games.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

MY NAME IS MOJI

FEAR ME

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I started playing Viktor recently because I keep getting all his cosmetics. I use the space marine suit with the usanka, default voicepack, and the new Lotus rifle. He looks like some super communist trooper.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

fearrrrrrr mmeeeeeeee

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fool! Right head is far superior to that ridiculous left head.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

good shit

girlDog
girlDog

literal meme flank

Booteefool
Booteefool

Wow it only took the game about 4 minutes to realize I logged in and it should give me my daily login rewards and quests

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Moji's healing and speed boost legendary should be put in to her base kit, it makes her much more fun to play.

viagrandad
viagrandad

can regularly get more than 15~20k healing with a level 1 toot
Loli support confirmed

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

She would be so much better if any one of her legendaries was put into her base kit. The sustain legendary would give her sustain. Her ult legendary would make it much more rewarding and give her a huge amount of threat. Her AoE legendary being a part of her base kit would give her so much flexibility. Toot makes her a credit to team.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

what does Propel 10 feel like

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

moji is credit to team

JunkTop
JunkTop

Put a nerfed version of the aoe legendary (with damage falloff) into her base kit and then give her a Ruckus shield legendary.

DeathDog
DeathDog

moji is best support

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I also just found out that the clouds stack in both healing and damage.
You can have a 600 hp/s healing and 90% speed boost fartcloud up with the right setup.

Flameblow
Flameblow

So how do you tell if your allies are bots?

Methshot
Methshot

tfw spent over 400 dollars on crystals. p2w is the best.

FastChef
FastChef

is that a hacker

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

*healing and speed

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

activate windows

DeathDog
DeathDog

No, I almost killed him a few times but his team had his back and I'm not mobile. In his Highlight, I unironically saw my ally Cassia jumping around him in a circle not firing.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Built the PC, didn't buy an OS

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why does Moji have only three fingers?
It's disgusting

whereismyname
whereismyname

Don't be racist.

iluvmen
iluvmen

showing off her thigh

delete this

Evilember
Evilember

guys I just installed quake champions oh wait fuck that games dead too

hairygrape
hairygrape

40 daily quests just for this homo skin

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I almost beat bitey and z1 but we had a plat level 0 jenos

RavySnake
RavySnake

And they had 2 golds and a plat

w8t4u
w8t4u

twitter.com/HiRezAlyssa/status/953699120170045441

OB66 will have a longer dev cycle so we can put extra time + resources towards bug fixes, QoL improvements, & new content! No broadcast this Fri as we continue to work on the update, but there's lots of exciting stuff in the works that we can't wait to share with you! Stay tuned!

I don't have an exact date yet because it depends on when the update is ready to go, but the broadcast will likely be in mid-February! We'll share with you what we're working on in the meantime.

tldr ob66 will go live in 6-7 weeks.

Playboyize
Playboyize

dead

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

rip /palg/

massdebater
massdebater

So after all those changes gold is only for cheap chests, right?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What the FRICK.

Illusionz
Illusionz

its not

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The voicepack is amazing though. I use the sunglasses and voicepack with a regular Lex skin, it basically makes him a much better character.

girlDog
girlDog

This is nothing.
Blizzard announced a map for Overwatch at Blizzcon and they aren't getting it until February too. 3 months for a map.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

not getting jewed "looks at the carry who was buffed to high hell as his $100 skin came up"
yea sure buddy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

it's going to be hilarious when ob66 is a buggy shitfest even after this huge delay.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fuck

Soft_member
Soft_member

Who fucking cares, retard? This isn't the overwatch general, can't stand faggots like you.
something shit happens
uhh ye but in overwatch hurrrrrrrrr
End your life.

eGremlin
eGremlin

rising LUL its bean going Down for ages now

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Another shit month of bound, can't wait for the playerbase for that mode to go down even more so we end up with it being treated just like payload woo!

RumChicken
RumChicken

I bet comp season don't reset too.

Playboyize
Playboyize

people pick flank
get like no damage all game
why even play flank if you can't do damage?
I keep getting games with Maeve/Lex shitters who have 10k damage and go like 1:1

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

damn the dev team really should focus on fixing bugs
but dont they dare take extra time to do that inbetween content patches!!

girlDog
girlDog

When will they buff Maeve's chest?

askme
askme

t. Erez

Snarelure
Snarelure

Maeve's chest is perfect.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

How can something that doesn't exist be perfect?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I play support Moji

Soft_member
Soft_member

perfectly flat

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Champ with Gyrojet weapons would be cool as fuck.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Flat is justice.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

team picks 2 snipers and a machinegunner
People don't care. They just pick the meme they like the most.

idontknow
idontknow

There's a reason the Earth isn't flat.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Because it s a lost cause with LowRez. The game is still gonna have 50 bugs and introduce 25 more.

Bidwell
Bidwell

obviously a reference to
GET SPOOKED NIGGER
just like fernandos MISS ME is a reference to MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The State of Paladins:
[_] not absolute
[x] ABSOLUTE

Emberfire
Emberfire

is for

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Moji is a white supremacist
High Elf Lian thinks everyone else is an inferior race
Kinessa sees all non-humans as prey
Ash and Vivian work for a human supremacist government

Are Hi-Rez our guys?

Evilember
Evilember

but overwatch
but blizzard
This isn't /owg/, fuck off

Illusionz
Illusionz

We'll share with you what we're working on in the meantime.
shares nothing
oke doke

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

qol improvements
Oh shit they are getting rid of cards unbound

RumChicken
RumChicken

lol

DeathDog
DeathDog

6-7 weeks for ob66 on pc
12-14 weeks for ob66 on console
quality game

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Behold the rider upon a dark steed.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

more than 1/5th of a year for console OB66
I'd say I'm glad I don't play on console, but it's not like we have it much better either.

Playboyize
Playboyize

with Holt gone there is no one to slave around stuff

Playboyize
Playboyize

but user, he pulls out a surf board out of his ass to slide.

whereismyname
whereismyname

ash jacks off twice per day

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

they are firing people and slowling down the rate of update releases, they are obviously cutting down on costs on the game because it is a failure and funneling it to smite once again.

SniperGod
SniperGod

smite wins again
in other news water is wet

massdebater
massdebater

See, they're listening to our feedback, they just don't know how far to take things. The last survey everyone said they wanted QoL and bug fixes.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I have 2 days left of VIP,
if I buy another 14 day subscription, will I have 16 days left, or will it reset and be 14?

Booteefool
Booteefool

earth isn't perfect
earth isn't flat
Makes sense to me.

16 days. They're not that greedy.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Anyone else playing in 3rd person?

WebTool
WebTool

Only shitters play in turd person.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

but it make shit so much easier.
you can see so much

Inmate
Inmate

Outside of corner peak it's fucking useless.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Jump in a spaceship and go live in Mars then. If you can make it back here, be sure to remind me Earth isn't perfect.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm kinda considering playing Moji in turd person, I can't see shit with her lizards obscuring everything.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Champions, they are just like us

FastChef
FastChef

blizzard incompetence doesn't justify the hi-rez incompetence

hairygrape
hairygrape

What do I use Favor for in Smite if I have all the gods already?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

T1 and mastery skins.
Emotes.

MPmaster
MPmaster

also you can buy avatars if you like collecting those, its less stuff that you'll be rolling from enigma chests.

girlDog
girlDog

This engagement made me think, how many people actually know the numbers in smite? It would be really cool to go off more than feeling but like that's a LOT of work.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You can buy chest slots and cosmetic stuff. Keep 11k so you can instabuy new gods and take them before anyone else

Methnerd
Methnerd

I just got my quest diamond chest.
Place your bets.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

army man viktor
that's what I got :(

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Panda Pip.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I swear this is rigged.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Well, there are worse sets to get. It's nice they include the weapons, too.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Another guy got V1kt0r and I think three guys yesterday got Bimbo Cassie, so yeah, it probably is rigged.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

pls dont' do this, its such a waste of favor. just get the god pack, it refunds you 5500 favor per god owned.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw oni talus

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I used to have a general idea on how much damage everything does, but now that there is 93 characters I simply can't keep track. Now I just try every new god on jungle practice and think "this does a lot of damage fast", "this does a lot of damage but over a long time", "this does no damage" etc. when fighting against them.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

fucking hell i'm still missing that one.

pixie darling pls post an oni talus code for me thx :3

Skullbone
Skullbone

Hey guys do quests work on consoles yet?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Daily reminder that Holt was fired.

Flameblow
Flameblow

S-stop.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Pls user

viagrandad
viagrandad

holt loves his job
gets fired

he didn't deserve this

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

PrettyHair is next btw

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

holt loves his job
maybe he shouldve done it better

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Finally reached level 20 with Ash

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

nice job, now hand over the sauce.

cum2soon
cum2soon

What sauce?

FastChef
FastChef

c*nsole player

likme
likme

did bugzy finally go to sleep?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

they both went for 32 hours but their chats kept acting worried about their health so they stopped

askme
askme

Console literally doesn't even have cards unbound yet so personally I've been having the most fun on ps4 with console-only friends

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Hi-Rez is delaying the update for us so they can give China a map first
lol

Techpill
Techpill

reddit still thinks ash is good
there are people out there that can't handle a character with 530 dps, no escape, and no burst

iluvmen
iluvmen

these are the people that drive the balance patches
really jogs the noggin

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i just won a comp match with ash and kept killing the other tanks since all the ones i know how to play got instapicked and some retard banned fernando

Emberburn
Emberburn

Cool anecdote, bro.

happy_sad
happy_sad

thanks i feel kinda proud of myself. do you think maeve would like me irl btw?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Ying and Maeve would like anyone if they paid the right amount of gold for their services.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

no please dont say that about maeve. shes a cute girl and she would be loyal. the sad thing is though even if she were real she wouldnt give me the time of day :(

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So pay her for the time of night.

iluvmen
iluvmen

You just had to bring her into this unrelated topic, didn't you?
I will never understand why you go out of your way to be mean to my girl.

Methnerd
Methnerd

fucks sakes u[date the console version already it's what? three patches behind?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tomorrow cocksole

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

why trhe fuck do you want cards unbound, i'm still enjoying my loadouts

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tldr ob66 will go live in 6-7 weeks.

Disappointing way to start 2018.

takes2long
takes2long

they blamed me for not picking a tank :(

FastChef
FastChef

Baby don't hurt me

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

The current state of affairs is absolutely depressing.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I just want quests fixed. I haven't had crystals in ages since I messed the crystal storm back in December

DeathDog
DeathDog

Yeah, the eternal one. Press F for Fnatic.

takes2long
takes2long

Their love for that shade of grey and green absolutely needs to be stopped.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Y'all fucked up big time.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Bros, how do we make Willo viable?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

she wouldnt take it because she isnt a slut like those other big tittied whores. she would get offended and scratch your face because shes a pure girl!!!!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Did we find out what's going to be in the hotfix?

Evilember
Evilember

We give her back 100% deadzone.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What hotfix?

w8t4u
w8t4u

SMG Wand. Flutter is now resource based like Drogoz' boosters, her Ult gives her shots mini deadzones

SniperGod
SniperGod

are you high

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

There's one coming tomorrow apparently.

Flutter is now resource based like Drogoz' boosters
I'd enjoy this.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

maybe. I'm like 5 eggnogs in.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just give Flutter 2 charges like Ruckus boosters and make Deadzone either larger, reduce the CD, or make it nullify all healing again.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

another shooty shooty weapon
No thanks.

w8t4u
w8t4u

seriosly

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Give her some way of reacting to flankers that doesn't end in her getting her wings plucked off and being covered in bug spray?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What if Willo could shoot at her feet to rocket jump?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

give Willo more mobility!
Last time I checked this was a HiRez game, mobility is literally Satan. They sre going to give her more HP or damage and call it a day.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Reminder that they originally wanted to nerf flutter's distance by 25% instead of the 10% they ended up with in the final version of the patch.

massdebater
massdebater

Go watch the Lore trailer after putting it off for a few weeks because I knew nothing they could make was as good as my impression of it.
It's another "le memey rebellion vs le evil empire" horseshit.
I shouldn't have watched.
I was way.
WAY happier
Thinking that the story of Paladins was just a bunch of mercenaries, fresh off of the last war, banding together to raid towns and get a fuckton of gold. Evil intrigue and political factions being secondary to the main goal of getting a fuckton of gold to fund whatever their interests are.

5mileys
5mileys

None of that hypermobility bullshit!

cum2soon
cum2soon

I always imagined Paladins as taking place in a world of rape and prostitution, which more or less turned out to be true.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Sounds good but it would be stupid considering that she has wings

Inmate
Inmate

ying's gotta make the cash somehow

DeathDog
DeathDog

Think of it as the flower energy or w/e creating a gust that lifts her up and lets her fly on it or something. We have a Flank that freely teleports around and soars through the air, and a Damage that slowly boost jumps and hovers around, why not make Willo something in the middle? Give her that niche.
Of course knowing Hi-Rez they'll just slightly tool around with her numbers.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You're horrible.

farquit
farquit

why is he even calledthe godslayer anymore

TreeEater
TreeEater

old lore Andro killed a god, got cursed, the chilled out
nu-lore Andro didn't even kill a god, got cursed anyway, and now is mindless soul-eating monster
Holt sure knocked that lore out of the park.

Holt tried to damage control on reddit before he was fired, something to the effect that "they both have good points"

StonedTime
StonedTime

longer dev cycles are literally what everyone has been asking for

hairygrape
hairygrape

play High Elf Lian
dat smug
dat racism
dat jiggle
Why is she so perfect?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I think the biggest problem is the game is in a completely shitty state right now, if this happened during OB61 or maybe 62 people might've been happy with it

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

But muh Valentine skins.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I want to protect Moji.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I think she can protect herself just fine.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I want to protect Maeve.

takes2long
takes2long

snowfall junction is the absolute worst map in onslaught because it's so big
it's actually perfect for tdm because of that
they put magistrate's archives and foreman's rise in tdm instead
I knew Hi-Rez was incompetent, but I didn't expect them to be this incompetent in map selecting of all things.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I hear what you're saying but I like how big it is on onslaught, it makes flankers worse.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Its different which causes people to mix up play styles.

Its like Timber Mill where yeah most people hate it but the variety it adds is needed or the generic maps would get stale faster.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

he was fired
wait what

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

teasing champions and lore on reddit
three days later tweets that he's leaving lo-rez but doesn't mention a new job or anything
Circumstantial evidence.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

HiRez likely has new years direction and doesn't need holt

girlDog
girlDog

It's not confirmed whatsoever but it's a well educated guess.
All he said is he "was not working with HiRez nor on Paladins anymore". Taking into account he was the one pushing lore and overall seemed very passionate about working on the game, it doesn't seem likely he stepped down willingly.
People have been saying it was because he always spoils shit, but seeing as he has always done it I don't see how the last occurrence in the QaA was the last drop.

Spamalot
Spamalot

it's literally weird how dead every queue in EU is except for joust, joust is literally instant wtf

Firespawn
Firespawn

What?
You can't explode sticky bombs mid air now or is it just a training room bug?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

how shit is evie with the card nerfs?

RumChicken
RumChicken

That's been broken in the shooting range for months now, they'll totally fix it with this month delay on OB66! lol

Snarelure
Snarelure

So it's still normal in game?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

just bugged in training room

Flameblow
Flameblow

But I love Timber Mill. The verticality makes things interesting.

Snowfall, however? No champions benefit from a massive open middle like that. And it only promotes grouping on the point. The flank routes are absolutely useless for the most part.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Guess.

Lunatick
Lunatick

The map is focused around team fights, you have to have yoru shit together with your team or you will be torn apart. Plus you can get a lot of dumb as fuck 1v1s on the outside, its oddly good practice.

Foreman or whatever its called is the dumbest one. Sit on the top ledge and wait for people to funnel into the point and win the game. Same issue it had as a test map.

Techpill
Techpill

rest in peperoni

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Yep, it's fine.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

According to Evie mains, she's always been shit and only gets worse.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Uhh Palababs!??!???

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

she's perfectly fine, evie mains are just insufferable faggots that NEED their retarded mobility to cover all their mistakes because "it's high skill!"

massdebater
massdebater

I play a lot of Evie and I'm just pissed about the damage nerf. It seems small but I feel that more than anything.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Its a VIP sink for when you're out of everything else. I just use mine for gold weapons since what the fuck else am I going to use it on. Wish we could buy team boosters.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

that Ying/Cassie/Zhin work
wew

Inmate
Inmate

???

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's not the issue, it's that you can buy champ chests with real money pretty directly. Before the best you could do is buy boosters and grind until you hit the cap.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Daji still not nerfed

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Talus is too fucking op on small maps

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Smitefags still not banned from /palg/

Bidwell
Bidwell

See

eGremlin
eGremlin

her ult is completely nullified by cc immunity though.

Methnerd
Methnerd

It's actually not that big a deal since most immunities require them to ult

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I haven't played smite in like a year, maybe 2. I assume they've nerfed Purication beads by now so Ares isn't completely worthless?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Tencent changed the skin prices and there are also skin odds at the bottom
qhyx.qq
com/webplat/info/news_version3/25282/25283/25284/25285/m18348/201801/683639.shtml

likme
likme

they sell Radiant chests for crystals btw

JunkTop
JunkTop

they also have a discount if you're buying just 5 chests (not more, not less)

2800 crystals instead of 3000
and 8800 gold instead of 10 000

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

here are the amount of cards required to level each. don't know if they're different

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

beads is still mandatory but they did nerf the cooldown, they're going to nerf it again in s5. They did buff ares lane clear but he's still one of those high risk picks. And honestly beads screws over every cc ult god not just ares

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

something odd btw. I'm not sure what it is, but when I'm buying chests I'm also getting something else

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

nothing to spend favor on except cosmetics
anything being a waste of favor

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

gods with cc ults are completely useless when people have beads
lmao

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm sure, but the thing about Ares was that his ult was what defined him as a god. He had shockingly high dps when his shackles landed, but otherwise he was the god you picked for his ult. So since purification beads and aegis amulet made him completely worthless, it was a bit of a meme fest.

At least last I played.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Beads and aegis won't be up every single time he ults and aegis protects the damage from his ult but not what comes after which is either someone else comboing you or ares chaining you.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Purification beads used to have a cooldown of 60 seconds, in the past, it was up almost everytime he ulted. If he maxed cdr, he was still aorund 48 seconds or some shit, so that gave him a 12 second window to get an ult off. That meant unless you were playing arena, he almost never got an ult off.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Also aegis used to prevent ares from pulling you as well.

cum2soon
cum2soon

yeah beads got way nerfed it's up to 160seconds now

Illusionz
Illusionz

Follow up on the skin prices. Now the most expensive ones are 20$ (5 of them) and the vast majority cost 10$. To put things into perspective 100 crystals go for 1 Yuan (unless it got changed) and 1 Yuan is 0.16 usd

5mileys
5mileys

buff maeve

Emberburn
Emberburn

honestly fuck maeve the way her unmissable melee sets up an auto aim shot is fucking retarded

DeathDog
DeathDog

I guess reddit is full of master and pros unlike this place.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

t. bronze

Bidwell
Bidwell

I play Ash all the time, she has steady DPS in a small aoe, a shield that you can manipulate using her legend card to do one of two things, and AOE invincibility as her ult. What's her issue?

TechHater
TechHater

nice projecting

JunkTop
JunkTop

I know right, so bizzare that this place is full of people with at least 2 lan tournament wins

farquit
farquit

used to
Who cares?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Well I could only discuss "used to" because I "used to" play. This conversation started on how I brought up Ares was made completely worthless by the purchase of beads.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Didn't it get nerfed to 480?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

AOE invincibility
Moji can eat you anyway

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

480/0.9=????

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

press shield

StonedTime
StonedTime

by that argument, fernando has a bad ult as well.

idontknow
idontknow

His ult has CC immunity though????????

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

he's cc immune during his ult

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Terminus' shield blocks Moji's ult.

Flameblow
Flameblow

He is, but his allies aren't to my knowledge, feel free to laugh at me if I'm wrong.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

any non personal shield block her ult

Illusionz
Illusionz

I want them to add a heal and harm character, like a moira but good and actually fun to play. hi-rez already has hel in smite and the scrapped concept of apollo back when he was a support/jungler/assassin.

Soft_member
Soft_member

just play dps damba

Lunatick
Lunatick

i want a loli support

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

They aren't, but Ash's ult doesn't work on allies at all. Only she gets invulnerability.

eGremlin
eGremlin

going to order pizza, what's Evies favourite pizza?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

only 'go style 'za

iluvmen
iluvmen

twitter.com/micchanPL/status/953767448918003715
china is getting a new map before us

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

region exclusive content

TechHater
TechHater

The map looks like ass anyway.

happy_sad
happy_sad

imagine playing with green crosshair

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

be talus
high dps
hard to kill because hurr dr and life steal
recall
ult is backline's worst nightmare
Why is this allowed?

Supergrass
Supergrass

he's boring as fuck to play as though

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

it's ok to be OP if they are boring
I bet you're vivian/tank main.

TechHater
TechHater

that trigger discipline on Viktor

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

fullisade drogoz is really good
i guess its because i played alot of soldier

StonedTime
StonedTime

Overwatch does is too. You buy ingame currency and the chests are a free bonus. They don't have to tell you about drop rates anymore this way.
I can imagine they added a new currency just for that.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Oh yeah china have law for loot boxes

girlDog
girlDog

Oh okay well it's different now

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what the fuck is HiRez using in place of real microphones? Moji's voice and the ones of the latest skins are awful

massdebater
massdebater

Play Aggro Bellona

Bidwell
Bidwell

play a better game

eGremlin
eGremlin

Don't @ me

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You're the only retard that use @ in this general.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do you not get champion XP for losing a match?

JunkTop
JunkTop

you should do

Emberburn
Emberburn

don't like cards unbound? don't like p2w? just play ranked lmao
I hope there's a special place in hell for maliciously retarded people

w8t4u
w8t4u

but the odds for everything is listed in the link I posted. They're right under the skin prices.

Radiant chest:
common and rare cards: 70%-80%
epic and legendary 15%-20%
gold card with spray 40-50%
Excellent skin and arms?:40%-50%
Excellent skin and arms?:15%-20%

Flair chest:
Common emotes: 25%-35%
Rare emotes: 15%-25%
Epic MVP pose: 10%-20%
Rare MVP pose: 50%-60%

Gold chest
Rare skin: 40%-50%
Rare weapons: 40%-50%
Rare painting???: 10%-20%
Epic weapons/skin: 10%-20%

Diamond chest
Epic skin: 40%-50%
Epic weapons: 40%-50%
Mounts: 5%-10%
Epic set: 10%-20%

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

this was meant for

eGremlin
eGremlin

Wait a minute, Diamond Chests are supposed to only drop full sets, aren't they? What is this separate skin and weapon shit? Was China fucked over?

Playboyize
Playboyize

give maeve stirrup socks

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

NYAH~

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

oh, you know how some skins don't have guns? I guess that's why they separate full sets (skin and weapon?), just skin (one that doesn't have a weapon?) and then there's just weapons. Not sure anymore. Maybe they get 3 things from the chest? idk anymore

Assuming suit means skin + weapon:
Suit:
4x12800 crystals (19.92$)
2x10800 crystals (16.81$)
3x9800 crystals (15.25$)
2x8800 crystals: (13.70$)
Total: 119800 crystals (186.48$)

Skin:
3x6800 crystals (10,58$)
2x6000 crystals (9,34$)
2x5000 crystals (7,83$)
6x4800 crystals (7,47$)
2x4000 crystals (6,23$)
5x3800 crystals (5,92$)
1x3000 crystals (4,67$)
4x2000 crystals (3,11$)
Total: 109200 crystals (169,98$)

Weapons:
4x6800 crystals (10,58$)
4x6000 crystals (9,33$)
1x5800 crystals (9,03$)
8x4800 crystals (7,47$)
3x4000 crystals (6,23$)
1x3800 crystals (5,92$)
3x3000 crystals (4,67$)
3x2800 crystals (4,36$)
4x1800 crystals (2,80$)
Total: 135800 crystals (211.39$)

Grand total: 364800 crystals (567,85$)

Then there are the VIP skins
3 at 45888 VIP
5 at 26888 VIP

yeah......I get why people would invest in chests now....but then there's cards cluttering up the chests....I should check how much each chest costs when I get home (I'll also check how much the VIP membership costs). Problem is I can't actually buy any of the chests to check how they work

TechHater
TechHater

maeve is so pretty :3c

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

one more month of just breathe cassie

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

one more month of just ban cassie

TreeEater
TreeEater

And fuck you if you play casual.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Seems to be the general drone consensus nowadays, really energizes my conductors

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

having to play onslaught to get a free chest

Make it stop

DeathDog
DeathDog

it was really cool when he stomped balor

Firespawn
Firespawn

there is a difference between collection and champion skin, even though the game doesn't clearly show the distinction. collection is a full set of cosmetics for a character, champion skin it just body skin + accessory + voice pack (if there's one). You can tell the difference in game because of the icon (champion skins have the grey background individual items have + they don't feature a weapon, collections have a colored background + weapon). it gets confusing with the skins that have artwork for an icon though.

iluvmen
iluvmen

why is the server down?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Tfw people are using post HRX player increase that hirez always gets to defend OB64

hotfix forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?68371-Open-Beta-65-Hotfix-2-January-18-2017

Techpill
Techpill

To add in more bugs.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Change to duplicate Gold Rates:
“Cosmetic duplicates were creating an economy breaking scenario for users and have been adjusted for sustainability.”

Common Duplicate: 300 Gold
Uncommon Duplicate: 500 Gold
Rare Duplicate: 600 Gold
Epic Duplicate: 700 Gold

fuck you hirez

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

that's good
i thought they were going to fix the bugs.
i was already scared

StonedTime
StonedTime

duplicate of what

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Of cosmetic you blind fuck

Lunatick
Lunatick

I don't even get cosmetics anymore, it's all cards. When Moji came out I opened like 90 chests and all I got were a couple shitty recolors.

RavySnake
RavySnake

isn't this complete nonsense? Epic duplicate for 700? You can't even buy recolors for 700 gold

DeathDog
DeathDog

Sorry, I'm visually disabled. Don't be so rude. Check your 20/20 privilege desu.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

no rmb because cc is shit right now and kinetic burst has no range, damage, and has an insanely long start up
no escape because battering ram got nerfed hard
no aoe because dude slug shot lmao
All she has is her pretty good LMB, the okay shield, and amazing ult. She ain't a tank anymore.

whereismyname
whereismyname

How do you even get an epic/rare duplicate?

King_Martha
King_Martha

and amazing ult
amazing? Did they change it to prevent people from cancelling her ult? Or have they given her CC immunity while it's active?

whereismyname
whereismyname

“Cosmetic duplicates were creating an economy breaking scenario for users and have been adjusted for sustainability.”
lol

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Gold chest

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Tfw you don't even know how much the duplicates were giving

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

wait, is this their response to getting infinite gold if you have everything a radiant chest can give you?

Techpill
Techpill

The fuck? My fucking face man
How stingy can you fucking get? Cosmetics in Radiants are INSANELY rare since their stupid cards system change, and now they don't even want to give you some gold if you get super fucking lucky and get a duplicate emote or something

Illusionz
Illusionz

Just fuck my shit up

Skullbone
Skullbone

Her LMB is usable if you take a legendary, which causes you to miss out on the AoE part of it, which was what made her unique. And then you lose damage reduction on Shoulder Ram, even though they keep nerfing that into total shittiness.
Ash's shield is basically the worst in the game.
Ash is not good. She's OK. If it weren't for them gutting Terminus even harder she'd be the worst FL.

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's almost as if the ult has a counter. Whoa.

It's just a better Nando ult that can only be countered by Hook and Moji. Most CCs aren't good enough to bop her out of the range.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

t.gold

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Agreed.

But her shield isn't the worst. It's okay. It still does its job at least some of the time unlike Terminus and Vivian's.

massdebater
massdebater

emotes and poses

Playboyize
Playboyize

t. silver

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

AOE invincibility as her ult
what did he mean by this

Playboyize
Playboyize

lmao
better nando ult
Retard

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

t. negative elo

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Wait what, you can get dupes when you don't have full cosmetics?

massdebater
massdebater

I'm sorry that you're a sub 2k.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Fer "I'm gonna use my ult at low health but can't even get healed up because the invincibility only works at or below 1500 health" Nando.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

t. sub-1k

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Wait wait wait
You're supposed to take the DR during shoulder charge? But that seems so worthless. What, do I use it to literally stand there and take extra damage? Why would I not take Siege Breaker?

askme
askme

You're suppose to use slugshot and fuck their backline up numbnut.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Fer ''lmao I just blocked that bk/ruckus/jenos/barik/drogoz/skye/terminus/viktor/andro/lex/lian ult and saved my entire team'' Nando
Ash ''rally he-''

Supergrass
Supergrass

reminder that China will be getting everything EXCEPT for Term.

It's just a better Nando ult
better Nando ult

He has CC immunity, his ult protects the team and activates in 0.1 seconds

She doesn't have CC immunity, doesn't protect the team, and activates in 1.2 seconds and can be cancelled by 1/3 of the champions and even if activated successfully you can just be pulled/pushed away or Moji can casually eat you with her ult. Her ult is so slow and sluggish you might not even activate it in time to block the first Viktor shell or if there's someone with CC you might flat out fail to even activate it and die

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

economy breaking scenario

Inmate
Inmate

reminder that China will be getting everything EXCEPT for Term
So, did Holt get actually fired for creating Terminus?

Methnerd
Methnerd

No, the Shoulder Ram leggo used to be good because it basically gave her a huge burst of survivability to get away from the fight and get healed up or to knock people around safely, setting up opportunities for her team. They nerfed the CD on Shoulder Bash and the damage reduction so now it's just shit. The reason everybody takes the Slug Shot card is because even though it's not exactly amazing either, it's the least shit thing she has now and is pretty reliable and consistent. That's the current state of trAsh, she struggles to find anything consistently good that she can hold onto to stay usable. Not even high tier, usable.
And then they nerfed Slug Shot too because 500 DPS was too scary.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Have Hi-Rez fixed the wall hacks yet?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Reminder that melee shouldn't exist and terminus is a perfect spot meta wise

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

trAsh
Let me guess, gold?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

fernando's shield visual bug
Thanks hirez!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

he uses rally here ash
And how often are you going to use your ult to save your party like that? Not often, especially if your teammates have decent positioning and don't go on the point to fight. The fact that it lasts so much longer and is a full invulnerability makes it better for the player.

w8t4u
w8t4u

There are so many bugs in this game that I have no clue which one you're talking about.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's probably because China is squeamish when it comes to reanimated / undead stuff

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

His shield is permanently up, visual only but it's fucking cancer.

SniperGod
SniperGod

t. paladong player

StonedTime
StonedTime

CHECKED

WebTool
WebTool

press S to spit on martini

Methnerd
Methnerd

S

Emberburn
Emberburn

Go back to the forum and cry how OP tyra is now.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

FUCK YOU EREZ

girlDog
girlDog

Doubt it. From what I can tell from the Chinese patch notes is that Tencet are using us as beta testers. They let HiRez do as they please and only update once they decide the update won't damage the game on a technical level. Further support for this theirs is OB65 basically being OB64.1 with Moji thrown in there for the luls. (They did spend a lot of time without a new champion after all). Terminus is too unstable to be released.

SniperGod
SniperGod

fix unimportant bugs
leave important bugs in game
create new ones in the hotfix
Ah, yes, the HiRez way.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Gimme a quick rundown on this hotfix.

DeathDog
DeathDog

he's not denying it!
lmao
silly palaboobs

massdebater
massdebater

console gets ob65
servers are down
lmao
being this retarded
She yells rally here when she ults bud, it was a joke
how often
Not often will you save everyone but how often will you save anyone with ash ult?
positioning and point fight
Best time for those high damage ults is when people (2-5) are grouped up and if you're never grouped up then lmao I don't know what you're doing.

Bidwell
Bidwell

being this retarded
She yells rally here
Irony.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i really like this skin, hope they add it

Skullbone
Skullbone

lol^

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I can't even tell who that's supposed to be. Is that cassie?

Nojokur
Nojokur

She yells rally here when she ults
Go into the game right now and go to Ash's skill page and press the huge fucking "horn" button under her ultimate skill to listen to the voice line and she will not say rally here I can guaran-fucking-tee you that

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's Pirate Tyra.
Why is her hair pink though?

Nojokur
Nojokur

give maeve a cute hat

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

give maeve the lethal injection

happy_sad
happy_sad

Tyrate? Privatyra?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

They should make a skin that turns Maeve into a cute racist elf rogue or something. Everyone should have an elf skin.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Kaptaan Kanuupi
Is this Paladins Strike? Hey, what if we get Strike skins on PC with the new art management

Firespawn
Firespawn

she yells rally here
I assume you've never played the game then? If so, then there's no reason to argue with your unranked ass any longer.
---
Side note: who's this Dr. Yoshiahu guy? I just took a quick look at his Leddit and saw that he keeps defending OB64. He even said it's not pay to win unless you're able to unlock new bosses and enemies, and attain higher levels. lmao

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Who else here /playingcanyoufeelmewhilemissingholt/?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Dr. Cucksy-yahoo is the chief moderator for the Paladins plebbit and a ginormous hirez shill

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

don't hurt the cat
don't slutify the cat

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Dr. Cuckenstein is the biggest hirez shill on the paladins reddit

farquit
farquit

The enemy was either hacking or abusing a bug, he constantly had his shield out while using his flamethrower. It also had a non-existant cooldown, and it stayed up when our seris ulted him.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You too had it. It's just a new fresh Nando bug.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

He thinks sucking dick will land him a job at HiRez. That only worked for Pixie.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Or you can try playing her
"C'mon le-"
"C'mon let's fi-"
"Cmo-"
And then she dies and you regret life

DeathDog
DeathDog

I remember the time when yoshi broke and started getting mad about essence, now he's back in bed with them poor guy

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I didn't have it, I tried using my flamethrower and it went down. My shield did go up while I was mounted for some reason though.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

yeah it's paladins strike

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

It's a visual bug.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It's visual only, still fucking cancer tho.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You guys sure it was a visual bug? It's health kept going down but fernandos didn't.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Got ash and bellona confused for a sec. My point still stands, nando ult is better than ash and you'll never save more people with ash ult than nando ult.

askme
askme

You need to have a really high IQ to understand Dr. Yoshiahu's posts.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

If you shoot him while he uses his flame you can still damaging him so yeah.
Ash's ult to stalls point and not to saves teammates, nerd. I bet you ult at low health too.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

maeve should get stirrup socks

Emberburn
Emberburn

reminder that this is the type of stuff that we can expect after hi-rez's month long delay for "QoL" and "Bug fixing" with the next patch, they're actually delaying the main game patch so they can work on battlegrounds a lot more since Erez told everyone it will be out in less than 2 months.

StonedTime
StonedTime

saving people
you're the WAR MACHINE not the PACIFIER

Playboyize
Playboyize

nana said that chinese version doesnt have terminus because its buggy

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

ash can only stall
Making my point thank you

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I had to look up what those are.
I like it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

She can also destroys your back line during her ult now so you can't even ignore her anymore.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

And Nando can't because dude 4 seconds of not even full invulnerability lmao. That's like, a full second more than Evie's Ice Block.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Void Grip
entire team shoots straight into her cunt
GG Ash

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

*dick

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Stalls point capture for 8 seconds, that makes a huge difference if you're not playing with bronzies

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

playing jenos post ob64
he thinks void grip can burst down 5k health
I don't know which one is worse here.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Void Grip can't take her out of her ult range.

Illusionz
Illusionz

You're not seriously thinking void grip in the thing that causes the damage, are you? It's merely a means to signal your team to focus whoever you pick up.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You know she can spams her ult if you grip her, right? Unless you have a second hard cc it won't save you shit. But still
playing jenos post ob64

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

void grip ash in her ult
team shoots her
immune immune immune immune

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

playing jenos post ob64
What did he mean by this?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

But where's the new thread?

whereismyname
whereismyname

This is the last one

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

in China

iluvmen
iluvmen

We'll get a new one next month when the new patch comes out, no point in having them for now

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Good

Lunatick
Lunatick

Not good

Techpill
Techpill

Interrupted by Void Grip

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you can literally void grip ash as she's mid-leap because the windup is pretty slow.

whereismyname
whereismyname

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