/ink/ - Splatoon General

i want an octoling to twerk me out!

But.. no, you wouldn't think they'd be all over it. It doesn't even vaguely fit the rest of the style of the game.

French braid and either a sun dress or business skirt for woomies.

because this does

>ponytail
>pirate outfit
>mop brush
>carnival (perfect for splatfest)

How would male versions look?

L O L I T A

gay, just like yebbies are

Like fancy and colorful tuxedos.

At least a little closer than the witch outfit, it does.

Not to mention a Ghillie suit and "just my dad's P90" Heroshot

So fresh

>a fucking robo-armor
>fits more than a witch costume
come the fuck on now
I want those cute tiny side-hats. Also motherfucking ribbons.

At least they fit the lore.
A protective suit for exploration of irradiated or otherwise hostile enviroments makes sense in a nuclear apocalypse.
Samurai suit is canon octarian traditional clothing, Octavio wears it. Ninja suit may be related.
Magical girl suits make zero sense.

The tiny hat thing always makes me chuckle. Like they got invited to a children’s tea party or something.

Ugly girl

And Stealth Goggles too.

It sure does fit more. Most of the sets in the game are "supposed to be cool-looking," or are based off of more western dress trends with some deliberately lame ones thrown in if you want a dweeb character. Throwing in shit that's trying to be cute doesn't fit the aesthetic they're aiming at.

no it doesn't make sense to wear a power suit to a children game where other people dress casually
they're costumes, just like you can wear a biker helmet or ski goggles, then you can fucking wear a witch hat

First for didn't get 9's in SR. Sorry you had to walk into that, Morsh

>lolita clothes
>shitty skills

cute woomies!

There are three sets of what is literally in-universe military-issue gear.

>
!!!

She'll tell me. One day.

Cute woomies breeding

When does the patch come out?

With other spaghettis, I assume? And if so,which ones?

...

Better question is which spaghetti is gay enough to not want to ink their splatzones

Would still wear. Annie's shop is a thing as well.

Cumming into Slut and Schoolgirls wombies!

Their daddies unless Biker wants to finally prove himself to not be totally gay

Literally all of the ones in /ink/ except like, two of them

Good night Annie.

Woomies are indeed cute

Stop posting slut woomy in every fucking thread

Does she have any adderal I can buy?

Slut's dad exclusively breeds with Schoolgirl

Does that even exist in squid times, and would there be a need for such a thing with squids?
Well now I'm curious how squid diseases and disorders work

Based Slut daddy

When you stop crying about it

Fight me you slut and see what happens

no

While slut watches!

I thought orange was a good color for her umbrella too, but I don't think she agrees

I want to ink her

Fan brush, wider than regular brushes but less range

>Be slut woomy
>daddy still not giving me enough attention
>drop my favorite weapon and bend over to show him my right buns
>he’s already picked it up and patted my head
>sit in his lap and try to dry hump is massive kraken
>get too comfortable and fall asleep
>walk around in only lacy crotchless panties
>he covers me up in his super warm parka and tells me I’ll get sick
>why won’t daddy notice me?!

I want a pool noodle weapon
The Splatnoodle

Considering he's already shipped with Speedy, getting a round with Slut would just be icing on the cake. Or more specifically, icing her cake.

in 3 hours

>tfw

I have to be at work in three hours.

too cute to fap to damnit

Call in and tell them your woomies need you. They'll understand.

and i have to be at class in 3 hours, we cant all get what we want

>People who prioritise gathering eggs all over the map over killing bosses

Am I the one in the wrong here? I always figure it's more efficient to focus on killing bosses first and just gather eggs on the way. Going out of your way to gather eggs when there are bosses on the map seems stupid but I see so many people doing it that I'm doubting myself. Maybe it's not worth risking missing the quota?

What are some things in the game that you think you could improve on?

For me it's definitely my aim.
Can't tell you how many times I've been splatted just because my reticle was slightly off target.
I can ink a lot of turf no problem (I'm usually the top inker in my team), but as soon as I gotta deal with an enemy I got a 70% chance of getting ink shot up my ass.

rest in peace

>first scientist getting cucked
>now slut getting cucked
Also where's the notes?

>The gear you really like the look of has a shit ability/brand

youre getting cucked next

This has been the best salmon run rotation in a long time. These weapons are great.

Getting eggs IS the objective, but it's best to get the bosses closer to the basket.

Difference is Slut enjoys it, she basically hooked her friend up

But my squid doesn't have anybody to be cucked by.

yet

Who is your squid, we're making this happen

I know that feeling, you live through the pain

I need to actually use the gyro aim. I have it on but when I took a video of my hands and the controller while I was playing I realized that I used the stick for horizontal movement and not the gyro.

Yeah I try to lure ones like maws and scrappers to the basket. I understand getting eggs is the objective but I mean when we have bosses fucking our shit up but instead of trying to do something about it there's a teammate chasing an egg on the other side of the map or just completely ignoring a boss to get an egg

Trendy

>Alright, those were just setbacks
>This time for sure
>middle of the night
>broke the heater last week after some extra steamy fun with bestie Schoolgirl
>strip down completely and slowly swimcrawl to daddy’s room
>cold starting to get to me
>what was I doing?
>something to do with daddy
>why is it so cold?
>why is this door so big?
>try to reach up with tentacle
>getting dizzier and dizzier
>curl up to get warm
>what was I doing?
>blearily look around
>I’m in daddy’s room
>in his bed
>completely wrapped in his blanket that smells heavenly
>in squid form
>recall my failure and muffle my scream into daddy’s pillow
>take out my frustration using his blanket and pillow
>notice me Daddy!

straight or gay

is she really this idiot?

She's in heat!

Love makes fools of us all user

>is she really this idiot?

>Trendy idly scrolling on ikachan
>Mind wanders to thoughts of Buttslut
>Imagines being led to an out of bounds area during a turf war by Buttslut dragging him by the hand
>Stops at a hidden alcove nearby the Snapper Canal
>Buttslut breathes shallow enticing breaths onto his neck as he fondles his member through his pants
>Covers mouth to muffle his moans as Buttslut talks dirty into his ear, now fully stroking his cock
>Almost over the edge as Buttslut nibbles at his ear
>Back in the present now, cock painfully erect and full of shame
>Maybe some day?

Today is the day I get A in clam blitz

sometiems I play woomy, sometimes i play yebby
but today im woomy

It's the only straight squid in inkopolis. Heterosexual and alone.

Have fun woomy!

I switch it up once in a blue moon and play as a yebby too.

Goodluck greenzip

I bet you don't you that outside of clam. Fake brusher-girl

For my Forge Splattershot Pro set, I'm going to get Special power up (1 main + 3 subs), ink saver for weapon (1 main + 3 subs), and then I want either ink resistance or swim speed up. What should I do? Ink resistance could be good to help against getting turf choked since the splattershot pro is not a good ink spreader.

Inkbrush all day everyday

What is she dreaming about, /ink/?

Straight yebbies