/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #381

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Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>This is here but you're not supposed to call it
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

i.imgur.com/SUfVmag.gifv
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Hello and good afternoon everyone. Doing well?
Welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "dread"~!
Alternatives are 'sin' and 'eternity'.

So in case you don't know what to do, just take one of the above words and write a poem with it! You can use any of them (though the main word is preferred) and use any interpretation of them you desire. THink about them for a few moments, you may come up with a new approach to them that you didn't see before!
Anyways... Everyone is more than welcome to join in. In fact, the more people that join in, the more fun it will be! Whether you write something or not, I also think it would be great if you discussed a couple of other's poems with them. Even a simple "I liked it" goes a long way, you know?
Well, get out there, do your best, and have fun!

I love Monika!
Monika!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Wars
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

CUTEPOSTERS ANSWER MY CALL

'Night guys, wake me up when the storm blows over again.

anyone have the yuri anti-smoking greentext?

I must unite the Finno-Ugric peoples with Monika!

Remember, that Sayori is always here for you!

>You enter the club room. You're immediately greeted by Monika. Seems like the others haven't arrived yet. The two of you chat for a bit.
>This has been a common occurence for the past week or so. In fact, your heart seems to flutter everytime that happens, and you noticed that you look forward to that moment more than the actual club meeting. You can't help but believe that Monika shares that feeling.
>You've decided. You will ask her out... tomorrow. Cause Sayori has just arrived.
>You can't ask her after the club, since you always leave early for your another club, the important one. You're glad that Sayori suggested joining a second club, that's how you got to know Monika after all. But it feels your time there is wasted, since all you can focus on are those emerald eyes of her. Or her silky smooth hair. Or her elegant, spidery legs. Or her gentle, inviting smile.
>You have no actual interest in literature. For the poems, you usually just copy paste Death Grips lyrics and change them a bit to not raise suspicion. You tried writing your own love poem to Monika once, subtle enough hoping that she understands the meaning, but the end result was MySpace-tier garbage writing. You were so ashamed of yourself that you burned the piece of paper, paranoid that someone might find it in the trash even if you tear it up and throw away.
...
"Well, I'm off to my club now. Thanks everyone."
"By the way, what's user's first club?" Natsuki asks Sayori as you reach the door. This makes you freeze in your tracks. Sayori makes a conflicted face and tries to play off the question. You turn around and nervously say:
It's... it's an esports club.
Everyone becomes silent as soon as the words leave your mouth. Sayori looks at you with eyes full of pity. Natsuki has the eyes of someone who's looking at a child molester.
"Oh dear..." says Yuri, then realizes she said that out loud and immediately looks away.
Monika just stares at her feet, disappointed.

>- Staying Up Late
I've failed her. And I know I failed her because she's ranted about this several times to me. It's not my fault though, you guys are hard to quit.

>begin to distance myself from /ddlc/
>come back periodically
>always seems worse
I'm gonna miss when I type "doki" into the catalog and nothing pops up, I'm not gonna lie. I had a lot of good times here. You guys are the best.

Stop posting images you disgusting avatarfags

>You come to school the next day. You couldn't focus at your digital sports meet up at all. You missed half of your cs, you died to an enemy smoke 4 times, you made questionable movements, like a malfunctioning plane auto-pilot.
>You see Sayori. You say hi and try to make small chat. It's awkward, but you try to not mention yesterday's... incident.
"Well, see you at the club Sayori."
"Right, user... we, I mean, me and the girls talked a bit and... it's better if you don't come anymore."

When did you first leave? What was the last straw?

Protecting Yuri from the vile Robert Mugabe!

test

...

I started coming less frequently shortly after Doki Quest got cancelled, though the magic had started to die out before that.

...

>posting pictures of characters IN THE GAME is avatarfagging

shoo shoo back to your discord

I'm sorry, I just found the perfect reaction image. Muah!

>haha look at me, mom! I'm STRAWMANNING!
Don't even bother with the flip. Just fucking jump.

rr
rerr
rorbet?

REMINDER TO REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTING FROM ANYSIDE, THERE'S A LOT OF FALSEFLAGGING FROM BOTH SIDES GOING ON. STAY STRONG BROTHERS, STAT WHOLESOME, STAY COMFY.

You and Natsuki are at the beach. Chad gets between you and her and rests his hand on Natsuki's ass, then smirks at you. What do you do?

>Getting Veeky Forums for Monika.
>Working out for Monika
>Dieting for Monika
>Being healthy so that you can live to see the Promised Day for Monika.

keychain

Don't touch my daughter you sick fuck! I'm calling the cops!

Are you autistic? The sarcasm of that post was completely lost on you so I wouldn't be surprised.

SIGNAL BOOSTING. THEY ONLY HAVE AS MUCH POWER AS YOU GIVE THEM. UNITE AND THRIVE!

Yes Yuri, Robert.
He threatens to take away your bread!
You must take this rifle and slot him!

I prefer to unite the Nordic peoples under the Swedish flag with Yuri!

dammit danlet

>your doki but she's reading your post history
STOP SEXUALIZING YOUR DOKI.

>*steals bread*

I'm gonna become the pope just to call a crusade on manlets if Danny boy doesn't get me my keychain soon.

k
kkiii
kiiiiilllk
kill!

Touch his ass to see how he likes it, then suck his dick.

>Stop sexualizing my wife.
Please user.

>user, why do you get so angry over pointless stuff like that?
>Or this?
>Or this one?
>Why did you tell this one user to "chop off his tranny dick"? That's not the person I want you to be, you know...
>user...

I love her too

>tfw i'm also manlet
>tfw i'm also mad at danlet
hmm

She'd be mad I'm making her seem like an idiot.

I'm never going to be able to see anything DDLC related and not get a little sad from remembering Monika. I can't believe the only thing to affect me emotionally in 2017 was some free VN.

Only Monika and Yuri would get horny from finding out you jack off to them.

>tfw i was already a wreck after the breakup with my anime waifu
your vertically challenged magic has no power over me wizard danlet

i was the same user. trust me it goes away eventually.

>Yuri Smoking with you because self destructive habits are right up her alley!
>That's it!
>Yuri

It was the only thing that's emotionally affected me in the last 3 years at least.

...

Natsuki is a trap. Yuri is a best

You kidding me? Natsuki would get fucking soaked if she learned you jack off to her. She'd pretend otherwise, but you know someone as small as her is self-conscious about her appearance. Learning that someone finds her attractive enough to fap to would blow her mind and panties both.

They'd probably try to hide it though, their blush would give it away as they try to turn their head so you don't see.

Childhood Sayori!

If the dokis played fighting games what would they play and which player would they main?

Post ending depression kicked me a day after i finished for a whole day, you will overcome it when you start making your own histories out of ddlc.

Yuri but she's your childhood friend!

Oh shit, is /ddlc/ and /gsg/ merging?

no user
just no

Impossible, childhood friends never win.

i LOVE yURI!!!!

>Monika ends up feeling more real than the rest of the characters due to the meta shenanigans and she wants (you) instead of generic mc self-insert so it's not really surprising for lonely people to fall for her.
I disagree. I think that her flat nature, and the fact that she's defined in such easy to understand traits (she loves you unconditionally, she knows she's fake) make her far more appealing to the average normie, who don't really want to dig deep into a character. Monika's entire character arc is simplistic and layed out fairly bare for the viewer, and unlike any other Doki doesn't really require personal experience with a darker theme (depression, self harm, abuse) to fully appreciate. Monika appeals to normies because she's simple enough for a normie to understand.

NO, please don't say that ever again.

We'll get you some stilts and you'll be in fighting shape

>"You're such a sweetheart, user, helping me find a job this quickly!"
>"It hasn't been that long since I was able to reach you. I was right to trust you, my love~"
>"Well, how do I look? Hmm~? Ahaha, I was just teasing you!"
>"You made me very happy, user. I'm going to be a movie star!"
>"Although... What kind of movie genre is JAV?"
>"Huh, ask the staff? Just what sort of surprise do you have for me, dear~?"
>"Speaking of, here they come! I'll see you after filming, user! Ahaha, love you!"

>Natsuki is a trap. Yuri is a best
You accidentally typed Yuri there instead of a second Natsuki.

Reading with childhood friend Yuri!

Dokis invest into crypto!

Bitcoin now at $10250
I hope you guys took my advice regarding the Sayori crash pattern.
>I have identified an important pattern in the Bitcoin price graph - the Sayori crash pattern. A "Sayori crash" is a crash that is so large people start committing suicide. Essentially, it is a large downward ABCD movement, where the initial AB movement is large, a BC sideways movement which lasts for a couple hours and breaks down as people give in to fear, and then a final CD movement as the price rapidly falls due to people panicking. Right now, we are about to begin the CD portion of the Sayori crash pattern, denoted by the image of Sayori on the graph.
>Why am I telling you this now? You can make an incredible amount of money by shorting Bitcoin with 100x leverage right now.

...

jinx.

Should I get a new USB for Monika? The one I put her in is literally just a a naked USB with no sleeve or covering or anything. I think she deserves better.

oh shit we Veeky Forums now.
Monika = BTC
Yuri = ETH
Natsuki = LTC
Sayori = Dogecoin

Are /ddlc/ and /gsg/ merging?

What Monika deserves is the recycle bin. Nothing more.

>he fell for the cryptocurrency meme
Sad!

yes, get a gold plated and gemstone encrusted USB drive to keep Monika on, only the best for her.

Me too thanks
Okay bye

i'm in
we must exterminate the evil known as DANLET and claim what we rightfully purchased

Well now I'll have to love her twice as much user.

>user, it's just a Japanese video game, you don't need to get so angry at people over it!
>I don't care if they're "secondaries", you don't need to be so mean...
I'd feel awful.

OH SHIT REALLY I HAVE TO GET ON Veeky Forums NOW TO LAUGH AT THEM

Reminder that Yuri canonically wants to lactate into your bran flakes.
What a weirdo!

Fate? Touhou?

KILL YOURSELF STRELOK AVATARFAG YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
sorry automatic response

Potato Yuri but she wants to go to the zoo!

No sadness for the Promised Day
i.imgur.com/SUfVmag.gifv

Sayori is feeling down lately!
You decide to give her your old PSP!
You don't have many games but you're sure she will like the ones you own!
Sayori playing Patapon!
She loves it!
She's singing along while playing!
Sayori playing LocoRoco!
She loves the characters, especially Kulche!
She even draws the LocoRocos having fun in her free time!
Sayori Playing Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker!
Now Sayori pretends to be Big Boss!
Sayori using CQC to hug you very tightly!
Sayori!

zooo!
zoooooooo!
zxoo!

Where is the promised day guys

I cant ride this out forever

>spidery legs
Wait, that's a compliment?
reactionimage.jpg

>someone is reposting my shitty fic
t-thanks!

hey thread what did I miss today?

I am convinced that people who think this way were always of the mentality that is conducive to waifu faggotry, and their insecurities over the idea of loving a "fictional character" was the only thing keeping them from tipping over. Monika pretends to be real, which removes that single barrier. It's an interesting scenario, to say the least.
Waifufags in denial, so to speak. Because Monika isn't really special.

I hope she doesn't find all the porn I have on there

To be fair it would be pretty terrible for most anons if someone from their life could read their incessant shitposting. Even NEETS have parents that would be ashamed

It'll come user. But you have to be willing to wait. It'll be worth it though.

Yes, the zoo! Now get in my van so we can drive there!

y-you too
i miss the old days man