/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Fellas, which Servant have you masturbated to the most?

I hope these maids eventually come to FGO

subtle isn't it

Is it okay to fuck your maids?

martha

The post maids being cute not sexy. Dumb male master.

Nightingale paizuri doujins.

They're already in a CE.

>can make perfect artificial women
>literally make one flatter than the other to make her suffer

why would you do this?

Next valentines.

Xuanzang

Currently at London, why is every singularity worse than the last?

>want both + Tamamo
>probably won't get any of them
Such is f2p suffering

Variety.

these two goddesses

They were trying to make a grail, not the perfect woman.

>Leysritt
>Leys
It's only a Liz thread because people can't spell

>just realized that I'm always switching and hardly fap to the same ones more than a few times

My wife Mordred

where is this from?

Fluffy Servant

I want to live with Cat.

You wouldn't a Wu.

This is a Big Cup

What do you mean, I have to pick just one? Thats like asking how many breads have you eaten over the span of a few years.

This is your carry for tonight, say something nice about her!

This is the big cup's, little cup

You're wrong, and why is that male master so fluffy?

For you

Is there an onii-chan here that can tell me how many chocolate CE I can expect to get if I’m not going to roll on the Valentine banner?

Is this the worst event or is there even worse shit down the line?

JOURNEY
TO
THE
WEST

And these are their maids

wow ummmmmm entitled much???

atahuta's art is very stylized, everything seems overly plump, soft and fluffy

>he wasted his apples on Saber Wars

You come home and your servant (Medb) gives you this look?

OH NONONONONON

>tfw no Leysritt lazing around in my house and raiding my fridge

Time to put her down

Does she or does she not, fuccboi?

It’s a single node farmfest too?

ask oniichan

>he's not saving his apples for summer

HEY /alter/, 1 hour 8 minutes 30 seconds until you DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here is the cup family going out

Daishori~!

40 AP > 20 AP

I am always switching, but Astolfo is probably the most one.

I’m ready

Think we'll get her and the Valentines Day event before or after Mona Lisa leaves the shop?

Bros I'm tempted to fully grail my NP5 redman, when are we getting his strengthening quests?

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Quick question. If pulling Caliburn from the stone stopped Saber from aging any further from her 14-15 year old body, how come Arthur looks like he's in his twenties? Can we assume that he pulled the sword when he was older compared to Arturia?

I appreciate everything you do.

Probably Saber.

You can summon one servant for an actual grail war. Who comes to you?
Take into account mana consumption and especially compatibility.

I already got a 3.5 for that, thanks.

Nah, not with DAISHORI on my team

WAIT WHAT I JUST SAW THE HEARTS

WHAT THE FUCK

/ALTEEEEEEEEER/

Used to be Rider, but after FGO i'm not sure.

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I want to lick kuro

Semiramis or Musashi

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some people like it flatter

I needed to apple to even get 2 mil the hearts were just a perk

Was Nero actually an artist, let alone a good one?

WHAT THE FUCK, 40 APPLES DOWN THE DRAIN OH MY GOD /ALTER/ I HATE YOU

she bullies me all the way through

Yes, no

I want to pat her head!

And the Da Vinci event has a 40 AP quest that can drop 4 hearts.

>bro you wasted you apples on the wrong heart event
There is no wrong heart quest.
You ALWAYS need more hearts.
And you always get more apples.

I started with like near 50 apples and after using like 10-15 i only am down to like 45 apples because the event just kept giving me more,

You need to waste your apples on heart quests. EVERYTIME.

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

WHAT THE FUCK?
THAT'S TWICE AS MANY RUNS ON A HIGHER LEVEL DEMON!
I spent all my apples farming Scat node!

IS THAT A

After Valentine's and before KnK, unless I'm misremembering. First day of KnK should be the last week of February going by JP's schedule. Just check how many days are left in the shop and look at a calendar if you're not sure.

This is the cup's maid being forcefully undressed.

Liz is Shirou’s nickname for her, secondary

You are going to reunite the EMIYA family, right?

best news I heard in decades

>people can't spell
Shirou is included in "people"

>Compatability
>Implying I won't be using a specific catalyst for an argonaut

Jesus
>ywn have a 3 some with Sella and Leysritt

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What shirou CALLS her, not how he spells her name

>pick Okita
>buff her to high heaven
>evade skill and mystic code evade

>Seiba at the Beach gets 50% NP from just using her NP
>she can instantly get back to 100% NP again in a single turn with an NPAA chain

Who thought this was balanced?

Yup. That's a nipple.

>Implying I won't have a support Nero ready to BTFO Lancer Alter