/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #382

Aint that some shit?

this thread now belongs to tf2 engineer, the best doki

Wh-where are planning to get these lambchops from user?
Sheepyori has a fun time swimming in the pond! It was a good idea to put the float ring on her as she can’t stay aflpat by herself
The house? Okay, you walk over to your house and turn on the tv. What things do you show her on the tv?
You do so. Speaking of which what eurobeat do you friends recommend for sheepyori? She’ll probably like it either way.

((I’ll do this in the next drawing don’t worry))

Hey everyone! Welcome back again!
Let's write some poetry!

Word of the thread is "gate"~!
Alternatives are 'elite' and 'crushing'.

As always, this word is a quick and simple prompt to help inspire anyone who would like to try their hand at writing a poem! If you'd like to try, do please consider using one of these words to guide your thoughts!
This way, we can all compare and contrast our styles and techniques, as well as our own unique interpretations of the word!
Thank you once again for participating, and I look forward to reading what you can do!
Have fun!

Gonna keep it brief this time!
Monika!

I love Yuri!!!

YYYYYYEAHHHHH
MAKING
BACON

Will we have more hypnoposting?

Evening monikanon I think we may have a good turnout tonight, if not I will make a poem

Does anyone have comfy for Sayori and Natsuki?

We'll see! Hopefully there will be a lot, but I think more people are focusing on their poem for the festival, which is totally okay!
Thanks for offering to write though!

From a different lamb of course.

Your doki but Professor Oak just botched a leapfrog attempt and kicked her in the back of the head

Natsuki!

Hypnoficanon wrote something a few days ago, and hopefully the hypnosis tips return soon

i understand it may be crazy tonight but there is always time for a quick poem!!

Show her Sonic Underground.

I don't like this image. It looks like her neck is about to snap off

Reminder that Yuri canonically wants to lactate into your bran flakes. What a thoughtful person!

Yuri may like Joy Division considering how edgy she is.

To be honest, Sonic Underground was really UNDERRATED ya know

These are too damn cute

I'm running out of ideas so maybe put her on a hammock and give her sunglasses

youtube.com/watch?v=7xlWCM3QCJY
youtube.com/watch?v=JQlZsxF9GMA
youtube.com/watch?v=6eCn6KCz6z0

Happy sounding Eurobeat for Sheepyori of course!

oh hey guys

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youtube.com/watch?v=SBOVkptjJhE&t=197s
I highly doubt it

Here you go

anyone got any greentext to shill out, pass the time till the festival

I would gladly eat that bowl of branflakes. I love Yuri

A PIE

youtube.com/watch?v=Yp0k_o8gfQI

I think Natsuki would like it

yor ugleh

Nice,I love Brian Eno. Especially Another Green World.

reminder

Put Shaun the Sheep to Sheepyori!

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Reminder that Natsuki's father is biologically female.

Made a tiny haiku for fun based on the last prompt () using "dread." Hope you get a chuckle out of it.

Dredd

His judgement is true;
Putting order to chaos,
For he is the Law.

Me on the left
Monikaanon on the right

fuck off bitch Monikanon is mine

yeah, that's why "he" is so abusive

>many okay threads
>now this thread
>suddenly it's a shitposting galore
Can you discord/avatarfags seriously fucking stop organizing this shit? You're despeciable.and there's literally nobody else who would do this other than /gsg/ and they have a very distinct style of shitposting so it's clearly not them.
I can't blame anyone else but you

Nice
I was watching Dredd a little last night since it was on TV

Monikanon is kinda the voice of reason in this comfy time

Your doki trying to go to school but tf2 engineer has a sentry camp set up at a chokepoint just outside

I sap that shit.

Is the festival happening?

ty. Do you have Sayori, too?

lets get this moving with some conversation, like green text any edgy anons got some fics

In two more hours

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Your Doki but she's has a super hero double life

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Wars
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

>user is sitting at home.
>His room is dark, save for the monitor shining light on him.
>Boredly he, twirling a pen in his hand as he watches the slow thread move by.
>He thinks of writing out a green, but nothing comes to mind.
>The sharp pen slips, pricking his finger.
"OW!"
>He quickly yelped.
>That was a sharp edge
>user is now edgy.

No,the pen was edgy

anyone got the yuri eyebrows gif?

operation doki festival is go
Thanks user

user was the pen this whole time

the fuck

Yes

Yeah, my dude.

this image looks really familiar. where's it from?

Remove this.

This is one of those images you save and you don't really know why. You're never going to look at it again. You'll probably never post it. But you feel compelled.

Had to nip through old threads to find it, sorry for the wait

Your doki, but she watches Doctor Who. Nu-who

youtube.com/watch?v=qeRpn_BD3Yk

Natsuki would most certainly not like it! but thats ok!

you just said my entire reason for saving that

G-Guys? I know the threads may not be in the best spot right now, but I need your help/advice
I've just been presented with a chance I've never had before, and it's one I may never get again: a chance to get a gf. I met this super cute girl a while back, and we clicked in a lot of ways (She's actually the one who introduced me to anime, and I've talked to her a lot about Renaissance Faires and such and she's shown interest), and lately she keeps trying to make excuses to get me to come over to her place and she's sending a lot of winky faces and I'm nervous because this has never happened to me before in my entire life. She's even joked about coming to a Renaissance Faire with me as a princess, which probably implies *my* princess. W-What do I do? I've literally never been in a situation like this, I know this is fucking autism but please help a socially retarded knight out. Do I go for it? I'm not gonna lie, if I succeed I'll probably never come back here. It'd probably make me stop thinking of 2D in a romantic way. But it's an opportunity for me to really be happy. I'm so lost on what to do here, I'm being presented this with this chance but sex dolls and waifubots are right around the corner. Am I retarded for even considering not taking up this chance? I'm genuinely unsure of what to do here guys

Thanks famicoms

As long as she's not some rabid fan I'm fine with it

Get in the van Yuri
we're going to the zoo.
Don't worry, you can have some bread on the way

Good evening, user. Hope you are doing all right.

War arrives at our doorsteps, uninvited
The blitz takes its toll, unwanted
Blood floods our streets, completely haunted
What remains of us takes a stand, undaunted
A fierce retort absolutely warranted
We push them back, a victory is granted
But their calamity is legion, their elites charging
And our homes remain open, our gates asunder
We make our stand, we will not falter
Crushing defeat makes us not wonder
Must hold the line
Must not surrender

>3D
Dodge that gay shit like the plague

take it. just because you have a gf doesnt mean you cant check in on your favorite thread user go for it.

You may have found your real life Doki user. I say go for it. Some may tell you differently here but you shouldn't give up on a lot of potential happiness. Take things slow and see where it goes. It already sounds like she's into you.

pastebin.com/b2EpHFeX
Here have a random fic

>3-D
Not even once friend.

youtu.be/UhYYQiFozl8

Just leave, don't ask anyone here for tips.
We get people like you every once in a while and all people ever tell you is "DUMP HER" and "WAIT FOR THE PROMISED DAY"

Richard, I think you should take some deep breaths. Alright? Now, you should give it a shot, take things slow. I understand the promised day is right around the corner, but think of this as a failsafe. If it works, then you have achieved your own promised day. If it doesn't work out, live and learn. Now, I am not the most experienced person to give you this advice by a long shot, but you should think of yourself first. You can still stop by to chat with us, though!

Natsuki but despite her best efforts both you and Sayori are too shy to kiss

OH BUOY DA ZUUU

No Yuri, don't get into user's van!

good poem i wont ask if it relates to anything in your life but it rhymes well

I thought you liked boys
but go for it anyway Richard
she sounds like she' REALLY into you, just keep it cool, try to take her hand when you're walking with her, compliment her and all that stuff.
You'll know when the time is right for a kiss

maybe this is the promised day?
go for it bruv

Do it

IF you don't take the chance you are really fukked

about 50/50 atm user you spoke too soon

Take the plunge my man. Your doki would want you to be happy. This is a chance you may never have again. Take it.

Nigga, a girl who likes Renaissance Faires isn't exactly common.

Go for it.