/lolg/ - League of Legends general

How about no.

fck off hash

but im EUW

I wanna look EXACTLY like shyvana!

>tfw no qt petite gf

I love my beautiful, wonderful husband, Kled! He means the world to me!

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i want to look exactly like a man being brutally reverse mating-pressed by shyvana

just get good

Reminder that anyone can do anything if you try hard enough

This is the Fallen Angel of Many Ball Drains

say something nice about her

>Guardian over Aery

Don't encourage autofills to shitpick

she'd look good in a grave

AHRI!

That's a big sword.

i want her to drain my many balls!

Ahri!

^ what he said. Enchanter supports feel like shit to play with in botlane right now. Tanky shit is just way too fucking good. Get autofilled support? Pick Blitzcrank or Nautilus. If you land one hook the lane is basically yours.

Pretty sure you only have two balls

DRAGON
PERIODS

which would just be laying eggs i guess

>demolish on a non-tank

why

xth for looking EXACTLY like Sona!

>shyv will never blorp a sopping wet egg out on your face

why even perform the day to day functions to remain alive such as breathing or eating

EXTREME
PERIODS

how is your climb going so far

>rate mine

some characters in league just frustrate me so fucking much, like riven

attracts the worst players, makes the dumbest fucking sounds, spamming mastery/emotes is basically a given, will use the most atrocious, lowest hanging fruits you can call "skins" like battle bunny

just the worst anime-esque cunt the game has to offer and i will never, ever even allow her to grace my account, if i get her in a loot capsule i'm instantly disenchanting her ass

and yet all i can think about is fucking her like a furious animal until i pass out from sheer exhaustion, last night i came 5 times in a row with 5 minute refractory periods thinking about it, it's driving me insane

oh man back when the shield wasn't shown the enemy
why the fuck did they change it again?

where many equals two

>so tired you forget your pic
Whoops!

>lowest hanging fruits you can call "skins" like battle bunny
yeah i hate that misogynistic filth league is supposed to be more mature than this

>30 minutes into the game nobody on enemy team has any MR
>Ask in allchat why they're not building any
>Lux: "becuz ur not an issue"
What did he mean by this?

is anyone even alive from EUW anymore or the EUW discord

This is LUX!
She's my WIFE!
Jinx is her GIRLFRIEND!
And she NTRs me!

shield too hard to see

I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!

woohoo!

so, shitters being shitters?

Ezreal NTRs you and your wife's girlfriend

7 LOSSES

BRONZE 5 BOUND

GOOGLING ACCOUNT BOOSTING.

How much does Sona weigh

How much of it is her tits and ass?

lux is for nox cox only

>Lying on the internet
She does it for free.

Disgusting

yes
the only issue now is figuring out the actual value without those segments to show the 1k mark

>tyler1
>mutes as soon as game goes badly
>puts sub mode as soon as there is the slightest hint of negativity in chat
>bans anyone who is anything but cocksucking 24/7

pretty hilarious considering toxicfags are always "omg dude ur so thin skinned its just a game lol just some BANTER"

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What is it with guys wanting to fuck a woman they hate?

>servers just fucking die
nice.

You are now aware that Lulu is EXTREMELY CUTE!

How would Xayah react to seeing her first ever Human cock? Would she immediately turn into a bird-brained slut without any fight left in her? Or would she try to pretend that it wasn't the largest babymaker she'd ever seen?

do the fucking rune pages ever go on sale fuck you riot

SERVERS
FUCK

If Swain isn’t in patch 8.3 which means we HAVE to have a teaser by this Friday then it mean he won’t be in 8.4 because 8.4 live will be the lunar event. That means he will be in 8.5 which means a month away. I will be disappointed in Rior

you can check your estimated mmr on na.op.gg

my mistake 100 marks
theyre just hard to see for me now. they were fine otherwise

>Lying on the internet
She doesn't do it.

Good night /lolg/

goodnight lulu

>Tyler1 has given up on ranked 22 hours into the season
What a crybaby jesus fucking christ

user this is something to be proud of. Many of these old men haven't gotten any in decades, Syndra is draining their balls out of the goodness of her heart. Not every waifu is benevolent enough to take care of the old and frail like your wife is, you're lucky!

soloQ is one hell of a drug

i find it problematic
they want to exercise the male dominance over the woman in a brutal way instead of having a happy sex with some playful dominance that is enjoyed by the both sides

>Garuda
>On /lolg/

But the lunar skins are on 8.2.

fucking someone is the ultimate way of "marking" them or saying you own them

She's cute, okay?

>Lying on the internet
>again
user...

Its a compliment; you have good taste.

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This post is ironic right?

Fix your fucking servers, Riot.

I'm having problems ending games quickly in soloQ. I keep smashing the lanes with Vi but then the game drags on to 40 minutes and the gold leads start to even out. Any advice?

Rank S4

>he thinks Tyler1 actually gives up on anything
it's a fakeout, he regularly does it

riven doesn't deserve happy sex

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fiora. Her kit is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of game mechanics most of her combos will overwhelm a typical league player. There’s also Fiora's underpowered passive, which is deftly woven into her kit- her ability to 1v1 literally anyone at any point of the game draws heavily from her lore, for instance. The mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this champion, to realize that she's not just underpowered- she's DIFFICULT to play. As a consequence people who dislike Fiora truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the skill in Fiora's signature combo, "R Q Q Q Q”, which itself is so insanely difficult faker blew his left nut off out of anger trying to perform said combo. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Riot’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

I WANT TO MARRY POPPY!!
>tfw first game with poppy sincelast year and I got an S

Mo matter what you'll do she's going to enjoy it.

something like this

>wanting to marry a deer

I'd rather marry Fiora desu.

Imagine the scandal of the Laurent heir marrying a commoner without a drop of noble blood in them, polluting her family tree with peasant blood for forever.

>posting fox thot tits

Many does not equal two

who gets the honor

What is this these pussies who threaten to afk multiple times but never do?

illaoi obviously, he's a virgin

source?

Fiora looks very tight in that picture

>he
i have unfortunate news for you user

the player you dope