/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

ur mum sucks too

dotsy sucks (my *****)

I liked banana bay

DOTSY DEFENSE FORCE -- ROLL OUT

fuck off black tranny faggot

Are all warioware servers dead?

god I hope so

i'm not black or a tranny

Those were my favorite, damn, are there any fun NA servers with a good amount of players? I'm talking fun like saxton hell, dodgeball, deathruns or rollercoaster, only servers in my favorites that are still alive are the trading ones and the idle ones And ironic ponyville haven't played since like 2014.

Your guess is as good as mine
Just have to look around for the stuff you want

>*headshot*
>killcam of sniper with his melee out returning to spawn.

dropbox.com/s/0x103ccn6duqoth/morwanegg sends viva to the btfo realm.wav?dl=0

i cant believe people still respond to tha bag boy

twitter.com/backpacktf/status/953515229257785344

Now backpack.tf can ban you on SR.

>jump into a lobby
>just start asking around people's fetishes
>find one dude in a similar fetish as me
>even has good tastes in subfetishes
>we freinded each other
today was a good day

>meet enemy heavy using the same weapon
>rev and m1 at the same time
>live
Ahaha fag

Make non utility melee weapons good

Remove non utility melee weapons

Give stock melee weapons utility

>"""sidegrades"""

I'm currently writing a list on everything that should be fixed about tf2 (apart from the obvious valve not giving a shit)
help

>offclasses
>unlocks
>casual
>trading
done

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snipers
airblast
gunslinger
random crits
demoknights

pyro
metal inflation (just add new crafting shit)
tiered cosmetics
contracts/cases

Kill casual bring back community server, no i don't mean quickplay that was what caused community servers to die in the first place.
At least make some valve servers or something that default in the server browser for people that have no idea how a server browser works.

God I hate casual

2 barrel lnl
6 barrel gl
unanimated crutchinator
literal graphical downgrade from 2007 what the fuck valve

Remove sniper
>everyone having fun fighting at close-mid range, with long range being ineffective
>Sniper comes along with 1 shot kills across the map
>You still have to go to him but he can shoot you from afar

Shittiest class. Tf2 matches are objectively better when he's not around

this

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

he's not wrong

I wasn't mocking him

Man tf2 died with a whimper

said the man 6 years ago

did you just assume xir gender

2017 only had 1 major update, which was delayed

What awaits 2018?

more cases of arbitrarily tiered community made cosmetics

new rocket launcher (idea new)
+100% rockets per shot
-25% damage penalty
100% faster ammo consumption rate
(unlisted stats below)
+rockets are fired side-by-side but aren't perfectly accurate at long range as a result
-rocket jumps can be dangerous since you fire two rockets at once
-still not as overpowered as the direct hit

would you use it?

you say it's dead but you know damn well when the next update in 2020 hits, there's gonna be a bunch of you retards "hyped" for it
don't get hyped for updates, be glad they happen when they do

#COMMUNITYCREATED update

Man I miss the polycount people working hard back in 2010 to get their models in

OP as fuck in pubs, either useless or banned in comp
shit idea in general

but why use that when the direct hit exists? if its not as good as something or doesnt do something different why bother using a wep?

The tf2 team will be slapping this in all their future updates. Enjoy

I will, thanks!

also you'll only see this once this year, in november

How much would a Spec. Team Shine Direct Hit cost?
Can't find any on the SCM and on Outpost one guy is selling it for 1 key 25 ref which I presume is overpriced.

At least I will still see it, better than no updates.

why dont they add insane knockback that mvm has for the liberty launcher in game? i would of course need to be toned back but would be loads of fun

How good was this unbox?

4 smissmass cosmetic crates

>all the morwanegg posts getting removed

seems the tranny is a janny or has an orbiter thats a janny

sv_pure 1 not allowing item mods, fx mods and animation mods
there are already tons of either undetectable blatant cheats or features that give you bigger advantages, plus the fact that valve can't properly deal with bots, so they ban custom mods just to say "hey, we're doing something xd"

best i can do is 4 ref

Dear diary,
today while checking the scoreboard, i noticed that some other dude had the exact same profile picture as me.
it wasn't a common picture and i had cropped it myself. quite spooky as he was also playing the same class as me (scoot)

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>people that still have christmas hats on their avatar
Ultimate Chad move tbqh

i need to draw but an artist needs a medium to compose with.

how do I make friends in tf2?

play medic and wear cosmetics

More cat bots

i ain't taking this off until all my home decorations are gone

>pyro still doing 3000 DPS

If I buy keys off marketplace.tf, will I have to wait seven days before I can start trading them or can they be spent right away?

no you retard why do you think they advertise that their items don't have a 7 trade ban

>pyro

At least I got my answer, thx man

>tf2g gives me an item worth a dollar
>they start being mean to me randomly
>sell it

that will sshow them

>talking to tf2gs
>instead of being a pussy and waiting for them to talk to you
LMAOing @ u r life

Nice. But what were the fetishes, user, can't just make a post like this without saying them.

>waiting for tf2gs
>not instantly cutting contact as soon as anyone tries to talk to you

weight gain/bbw and bhm

you sick fuck

You haven't seen anything yet, wait 'till the Pokemon get involved

Seek help.

*seeks help*

there are worse fetishes than that to be honest

weight gain to where they're plump and thick I can get behind, especially if it's someone really athletic and they get pregnant or something, and then they just have to watch as their gains vanish within their now soft bodies. That shit can be hot for a multitude of reasons.
If you go past that and into Rosie O'Donnel weight tier or somethin', I dunno man, I'll pass.

>bhm
uhhhh
body hair muscle?
big hairy male?

youtu.be/hxXwnhKIbMo?t=1m20s

close, big handsome male
>weight gain to where they're plump and thick I can get behind, especially if it's someone really athletic and they get pregnant or something, and then they just have to watch as their gains vanish within their now soft bodies
oh bruda, you preaching to the choir there.
I wanna see that happen to Zhanna actually, that would be fucking amazing.

haha meatshot 8)

You are now breathing manually

you are now thinking about >tfw no /tf2g/bf

No, I'm actually too busy not being a degenerate and walking to work

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By sending me a friend request

Are you guys still in denial or will you be switching to overwatch soon?

Overwatch will die before TF2.

(You)
(You)

There are still dodgeball servers on us west desu. They have great regulars too

Hi Max

Totally dying. 10 million viewers for the Overwatch League shit. Meanwhile, Team Fortress 2 gets 400 viewers for a comp match. Maybe a little over 1000 for shit little i52 or whatever the last one was. Yeah, TF2 will totally outlive OW

Lmao