/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #383

Monika Is Not Weak Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>At least write a poem before you do it
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
youtu.be/2HjLN1TA3bc
youtube.com/watch?v=9h1yveQhs54
scre.swiki.jp/index.php?万里の長城
instaud.io/1F1p
instaud.io/1F1m
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for tf2 engineer

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

forth for everyone to be happy woth their dokis

Hello, and welcome back again everyone! It's that time of night again! When I go to bed!
I mean, it's time for you to write some poems!

Word of the thread is "wisdom"!
Alternatives are 'death' and 'flight'.

This is a fun little activity akin to the activity between Yuri and Natsuki where they both write about the same word and compare their works between each other.
Basically just take a word and write a poem about it! You can use it as a topic, theme, or inspiration. Really, anything you want.
Everyone is welcome to join in and encouraged to do so! Please don't be shy!
Have fun everyone, I'm looking forward to seeing your results!

I totally understand if nobody wants to write anything tonight with the festival and all, but I'd still really appreciate it!
Good night, everyone!
Monika!

first for Sharkyori

I love her too

Look at how happy she is!

And so the festival continues!
The first round of submissions last thread were outstanding! Really top stuff! The competition’s going to be damned close that’s for sure!

I’ve been blown away by both the quality of the posts and your enthusiasm and willingness to share your odes to doki. A huge thank you and omedetou to you all! And a massive ta to the absolute top bloke who gifted me a fucking pastebin pro account, I mean seriously, what a fucking legend!

Please continue to reply to these posts with your submissions, and I’ll continue to categorise them! I’ll be updating the festival pastebin here: pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A soon with all the new submissions (and some vocaroos!).
If at some point I knock off for the night, please just post yours in the thread as is, however please include the word “Poetry Festival” at the top, so I can skim through with Ctrl F to find them all in the morning.

So far we’ve had:>13 For Monika
>10 For Natsuki
>8 For Sayori
>7 for Yuri
A grand total of 38 Amazing Poems!

Once again, good luck, and may the best poem win!
You’re writing your way into her heart alright!

Is sharkyori shark-like in any way besides a costume? Is it even a costume?
I need the lore

Tickling Sharkyori cute shark tummy!

A LITTLE MORE GUN
GOTTA MOVE THAT SENTRY UP
DISPENSER NEEDED

It's a costume, An user posted it last thread so it's still pretty new, but fuck me if she isn't a cutie

Some things aren't meant to be known
stop before it's too late
you know what happened to that user who searched for the origin of Sheepyori right?

Natsuki!

I love you so much monikanon.

I know this is inappropriate for the club, but I really wish I could have my way with you in a private room of your choosing.

And I'm back. How's everyone doing tonight?

youtu.be/2HjLN1TA3bc

>sharkyori posting
I hope you anons aren't being baaaaaad, you know what happens when Sheepyori gets upset, right?

"I Belong With You" /ddlc/ Sings fucking when?

youtube.com/watch?v=9h1yveQhs54

Waking up just in time to post cupcake, best timeline

A-user, that's lewd...

>you know what happened to that user who searched for the origin of Sheepyori right?
He contracted Super Cancer EbolAIDS?

Here you go

I'm good, late night jamming even though I shouldn't be!
How goes it?

So do we ask why Sheepyori has a human head or is that going nowhere wholesome at all?

Monikanon only loves BJ user!

Chugging last beer before sleep and getting some good sleep after 5 days of treks and work separated by 3 hour sleep periods.

I feel like Sheepyori would not translate nicely to real life at all

It is unknown but my guess is that she's a distant relative of the Sphinx

Nice OP image, weakling.

Dead men tell no taaaaaales, user.

She escaped from a lab

You don't ask about Sheepyori
that's some knowledge human mind can't understand.

That's good man! I'm doing well myself just suffering a bit of cabin fever.

Rest well man! Take it easy!

I posted my poem a bit late on the previous bread, I hope you saw it.

>It's that time of night again!
Oh really? I sure hope so!

I looked the image up, though no results, and kept looking.
Found this
scre.swiki.jp/index.php?万里の長城
She's literally The Great Wall as a loli fitting as lolis have a great wall

What happens if you say grasses,clover and forb in the wrong order?

> w e a k

You don't want to know

Not as lewd as cuppping your cheeks and eskimo kissing you!

forb,grasses and clover

your body gets disassembled and then reassembled but in the wrong order

now you've done it, fugg

user, please, I'm crying at the thought of that

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And the Grand Festival Pastebin has been updated!
All the poems I hope, please let me know if I've missed anything have been added and are now visible to everyone under the "Doki Categories" Section.

The stats that be are:

>14 For Monika
>10 For Natsuki
>8 For Sayori
>7 for Yuri
A grand total of 39 Amazing Poems!

Be sure to read up on them all, and pick your favourite for when the submission period ends here:
pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A

May the best poem win!

Don't you worry mate, I snagged it. You're the 14th Monika poem!

I'm sorry it had to end this way user
She should be coming by now
say goodbye to your family in the mean time

What is the connection between actual sheep Sheepyori and the humanoid one that has been posted
Why does she need a second form?

Monika but she only complements your poems to dodge accusations of not reading them becauase she's actually illiterate

No! No, no no, oh god! Belly rubs! I offer belly rubs!

S-stop it user, you'll make me blush... And I have to sleep...
Good night~
Ahaha...

shut up sheepyori

>Sparky actually wrote a poem
Well, wasn’t expecting this turn of events.
Good on you, Sparky.

We warned you about it
it's too late now

Oh well
Worth the shot

Cute!

Quick, I feed her some clover, forb, and grasses to calm her down.

Where am I!? This isn't the barn! Oh Jesus!

The Dokis but they pretend to read your poems and give you fake empty compliments because the first one that you wrote was really really bad

You but you actually wrote good poems and when they look it over and get surprised you find out and get upset

>wrong order again
you're in for it now user

>That edition
Holy shit

I Love Yuri!!!

The Dokis but they try to discourage you from writing poems because they are jealous of you and can't accept the fact that you are better than them

Only Sharkyori can defeat Sheepyori
they're like The Darkness and The Angelus

Monika but she shows up to school with messy hair!

You but you start writing your poems as dadaist as physically possible and only Monika and Yuri have vague guesses as to what the fuck you are doing

I'm gonna take a short break, I think I've overpastebinned myself.
Looks like the poetry flow has slowed a tad, which means I can it a little easier, but I'll still grab anything since submitted when I jump back on. Everything submitted thus far has been outstanding and I can't wait to see what else is to come!
Again, a massive thank you to that legend of an user who gifted be a pastebin pro account, you've made my day and made this whole thing so much easier.
With that, see you all!

Reminder that Monika is worthless.

Alright anons my masterpiece has been completed.
For Sayori by the way I scream,
I shout.
No matter what,
No sound will come out.

I wane,
I waste.
Whatever the circumstance,
Whatever action it all feels inane.

I help,
I cure.
An automatic action,
An insufferable guilt to endure.

I talk,
I converse.
What is the point,
If it doesn’t change the first verse?

You see the light in me,
As I see it in you.
Why don’t we waste time together?
Because I can’t think of a better thing to do?

Yeah perfection like this can't be worked on any more than someone sleep deprived and delusional
Sorry for everyone with a real submission.
Like really sorry this is too deep for me. I need sleep send help.

Why did they give an animal a gun again?

Sharkyori is cute!

Poetry Festival

A Ray of Sunshine

A girl who likes fun things,
Sayori is her name.
From hanging out with friends,
To being late for school,
She does things her way.

All she wants is to make people smile,
Even if she gets hungry mungry.
This jewel of a little rose, as she is,
Would go well with stars and butterflies.

Silly things she’d do or believe,
Like exposing your belly means sorry,
Or having a mock fight with dolls.
The girl would do it all.

But not every day is filled with sunshine,
As happy thoughts leave her head.
But as long as hope never dies,
There will always be a new sunrise.

But ultimately, she is her own person
Ditzy, cute, cheerful,
Grabby, supportive, helpful,
And so much more.
That is who she is.

So, it's about Sayori, obviously, and yeah. Man, almost forgot about this, good thing I decided to visit the general today.

Because a bunch of emo teenagers told them to
No seriously, that's the reason behind the concept, the fans wanted Sonic to have a gun

I'm coming for you, user. I will find you. And I will feed you with kindness. Until you stop being a meanie.

WHEN EVERYTHING YOU KNOW HAS COME AND GONE

Oh good. So I think there's a DDLC mod for Sonic Mania or something, so Sonic Forces with Monika replacing Infinite when?

Just when I think I'm out, (You) pull me back in
I'll get these into the pastebin right away, you should see them appear there within the next few minutes.
Well done the both of you, these are brilliant.

>Middle School
>Monika is a delinquent
>She picks on other kids and bulli's them
>Picks fights
>One day she sees an unassuming kid waltzing around her territory after school
>She figures she'll know some sense into this 'Sayori' girl... She doesn't look so tough
>Monika suddenly charge Sayori, who doesn't even acknowledge her
>Monika throws her fist at Sayori
>Sayori suddenly vanishes, leaving Monika confused!
>"What!" Monika cries
>Sayori teleports behind Monika. "Hmph."
>A hard kick suddenly sends Monika flying up into the air
>Sayori teleports above Monika at the apex of her journey into the sky and slams her back towards the ground
>As Monika bounces off the ground, Sayori teleprots next to her and gives her an even harder kick, slamming her through a stone wall
>"Worthless," Sayori spits, "Don't show your pathetic face around me ever again," and then teleports away
>Monika growls, proclaiming that one day she will have her revenge! Nobody will ever thin she's weak again!

Just make a furry Monika with the character creation thing

So if Sayori is Shadow and Monika is Infinite, who would Yuri and Natsuki?

That's also a good point. Which species would she be, if not hedgehog( or just base her on that one OC thing)? I don't actually have the game, but it'd be interesting if somebody who did were willing to make this.

Can't join festival
But good luck to everyone!
Monika best girl

Oh my god
user you are my fucking hero

a cat because her chibi form does the :3 face

>only had a passing interest in DDLC
>shows me a couple videos about it
>spoiled on the big twist and such
>finally buckle down and play it
>still really enjoyed it
It was a fun ride and well worth the couple hours i spent on it.
Also I want to hug Monika

Amazing. So would Monika and Sayori eternally battle to determine who the real waifu is and who's the fake one?

Confirmed Doki's favorite Sonic Characters:

Sayori = Shadow
Natsuki = Knuckles
Yuri = Tails
Monika = Sonic

>Sayori = Shadow
explain your reasoning please

Welcome to the fold.

...

She can relate to his struggles

Shadow The Hedgehog is probably her favorite Sonic game.

>Natsuki = Knuckles
Now I want to see Natsuki cosplaying as Knuckles.

Thank you, kind user.
I wish I could read your piece.
Maybe next time, then?

...

Does Sayori usually try to do the hero missions, but sometimes feels a little naughty and decides to do neutral or even dark missions?

>Sayori is unable to finish the game because she's never able to go through with any of the missions where you have to kill the G.U.N. soldiers

I really liked this poem so i decided to read this too and because i think i can do the pauses better than the other user, i hope this isn't breaking any rules, taking this guy's poem without permission and all.

instaud.io/1F1p

here you go user:
user gets his keychain - instaud.io/1F1m

I'm going to still do this but it's fucking long and i underestimated the effort these would take, I'll post it sometime later, don't worry.

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Also, I can read other poems here too, if you want me to read yours or someone else's poem tell me, I'd be happy to fulfill your request. Should I even continue with this thing? I'm self conscious about my voice, maybe no one likes what I'm trying to do here and I'm just being a clown.

> She tries to shoot Doom's Eye whenever she sees him in a level, but ends up wasting all her bullets and sometimes dashes off a cliff