/utg/ - Undertale general

It's canonically 1 PM

It's 7am you casuals
np

only in the bad ends, the true ending suggests 2 PM

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I can't believe they volunteered to become a new amalgamate

They Love Each Other So Much. Never Apart Family Never Apart. Forever Hug.

I guess that's one way to get inside Frisk

Thanks for the undyne x mettaton stuff!

Seems like a lot of trouble compared to Sans's patented shrink ray

>Papyrus dialogue not in all-caps

>that's what bothers me the most

reee

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Lovely! Thank you very much twitteranon! I hope you have a great day!

I just sold your fave to a crooked charity

I just blew your left leg off with a high-caliber rifle.

*fucking hard-vores you*

>implying I need legs

I love Chara!

Ariel loves Chara too!

That's not a mermaid...

Can anyone recommend me some well-written fan fiction

frick

>well-written
>fan fiction

that's a great joke user

So does their partner.

Couriernew's stuff on ao3 is apparently great.I haven't read it for fear of the two-cakes.

Other than that, look around. Nobody will quite match your taste.

CourierNew's work:
archiveofourown.org/users/CourierNew/pseuds/CourierNew/works?fandom_id=6541412
Forward, a short post-neutral fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/7011136
There's a wiki with recommendations in the OP.

gote boye

i wanna __ him

You want to underline him?

>for fear of the two-cakes.
?

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Now that's a haul right there
thanks man

guess that makes sense, is that why most contentfags here stopped doing stuff?

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Well I can't speak for the other contentfags that are/were here, but I just don't post my content here. It goes straight to AO3/fanfiction.net. Though CourierNew is great, I haven't stopped because of their stuff. That's silly, though I can't bring myself to reading theirs.

I think I can say however that some people have moved on. It's inevitable really.

yeah i guess it's inevitable but sad, i still miss a lot of people like caribun

you faggots made 'dog a meme

hawt feesh

who?

I just took a break after my marathon Christmas session. Gotta get back into the groove.

School is really my biggest hurdle right now

Cute gote

I know right?!

You should write a story where Undyne gets arrested under suspicion of domestic abuse and nobody believes Alphys saying that it's all a big misunderstanding because of her shaky mental health

wasn't this a plot point in FINAGLC?

No.

very kafkaesque

yes it was just with Sans and Papyrus

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has anyone seen asriel?

Any headcanons for the characters heights?

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All but the boss monsters are as tall as or shorter than me
Mettaton is exactly my height

>user is 7 ft tall

How's the weather up there.

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

She's not as pretty as this spider

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Seeing King Asgore coming towards the spider bakery!
Distracting the other spiders at the spider bakery so they all leave!
King Asgore thus visiting the spider bakery just when the only person there was the baby spider!
The surprised baby spider taking king Asgore's order and scurrying to the kitchen which is usually off limits to her but it is an emergency!
The baby spider managing to burn her hands while trying to make the tea for Asgore and crying!
Replacing the tea the baby spider prepared with the very sour and bad tea without the baby spider noticing!
The stressed out baby spider taking the tea to king Asgore and king Asgore calmly noting that it was not the tea that he had ordered!
The baby spider crying!
The baby spider leaking the tea onto herself while trying to take it back to the kitchen so it looks like she wet her pants!
The baby spider being so scared of looking foolish front of the king after ruining his tea order that she really does wet her pants!
The baby spider crying even more!

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There needs to be one that has the artist put out a cake and then everyone shit on it and throw it off the table while calling the baker a shitty person

that would be more accurate for /utg/

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Frisk is a great! Everybody loves great Frisk who loves everybody! Frisk!

This is false. Although that is a pretty spider, the spider is much cuter!
Bringing the correct tea to king Asgore!
King Asgore enjoying the tea and complimenting the spider for it!
The spider cheering up!
Giving the spider a change of clothes!
Going out in search of the other spiders!
Finding the bully distracting them on purpose!
Scolding the bully and leading the spiders back to the bakery!
Finding the spider masterfully taking all the customer's orders in the meantime!
All of the spiders being proud of the spider for taking good care of the bakery!
Being proud of the spider as well!
The spider taking a well deserved break and being very happy!

But can the Spider stop Jar Jar Binks from realizing his true potential in the realm of Anti-cuteness!?

Never happened to me

>ywn bask in the light of Frisk's mercy.

I wanna slide my dick all over that fish's surface!

so how tall would Alphys be if she stopped hunching over and purposefully making her body as small as possible due to social anxiety?

12 stories high

About eight stories tall. Good thing she doesn't stand-straight. Cause she'd be asking for that goddamn tree fiddy again.

Would Tsunderplane be allowed to get on an actual airplane

No!

that'd be masturbation

Sure! It would be a difficult and dangerous journey into the realm of anti-cute to confront Jar Jar Binks but definitely doable! She has everyone's support and encouragement to succeed!
Unfortunately not. She wouldn't get past the metal detectors. It doesn't really matter when she can fly on her own anyway.
Quick! If you don't love the spider within the next 30 minutes you will have bad luck for an entire week! Only loving the spider can prevent it!

I just sold your favorite fake tickets to the event they really wanted to go to. When they get to the event they will be completely heartbroken that they can't get to see the event.

But user realized that he had accidentally sold the favs the real tickets they wanted! user crying that his money scam didn't workout properly!

qt gote

By touching himself, he causes a paradox and time implodes.

Nah, only he explodes.

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That Undyne got hit in the face with a frying pan

That's actually a Redead from wind waker loz cosplaying as Undyne. See the nostrils

Ah okay that makes sense, I just couldn't tell without the infernal shrieking

>mfw just finished all of CourierNew's UT stuff
Kino. This guy needs to write actual books.

It's a good thing you're every single content creator then

Don't forget one guy coming back multiple times (wearing different clothes thinking he's disguised) saying that no one eats that flavour of cake anymore and there's no point in baking.

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What a cute pupper(?)

i like goat

I love these dragondogs.

sure