/twg/ - Total War General

>was alfred historically such a soyboy
well yeah, he was a christcuck

i have a full stack beastmen invasion of reikland stuffed with minotaurs on turn 8

why

I guess I'll just delete it and start over again.

>turn 106
>mousillon untouched despite me abandoning it on turn 5
>while the rest of bretonnia goes to shit around it

Are you sure?

Why didn't you just raze it when you started the migra- oh... right.

recruit a lord and pick up that skull reef you loser

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so he can get free armies there duh, look at the hand

>Mixu's LL

GOODBOY

>Sorry to use alt-right language

i have never seen Estalia survive very long

by the time i have eyes on it it's always Skaven. Does it not all start out as skaven ruins?

>confederation penalty: the empire

Are there any units with gas attacks?

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That's a lot of heroes.

If you're an actual brap/gasfag, than you should unironically kill yourself
The human body releases an insane amount of gasses after death during decomposition, usually leading to massive bloating (and the rare intestinal explosion due to overpressure)
Why don't you go ahead and kill yourself?

but lindy didn't reccomend any of those for making a staff sling

nice cheats

>peasant bowmen
Huh?

For (You)
>peasant bowmen (unded)
Why do your graveguard look normal
>strygos empire
>von caresteins
REEE EVERY TIEM

are those rated for coon?

I'm not particularly hopeful about this

Kemmler with bretonnian peasants, ya wut?

Well he's Mousilion

the enemy squad, all lined up for me

SER Kemmler was knighted for honours to the Mouisllon dukedom, ye shall respect him you curs

>not using the wight king trollhammer torpedo unit

The more you look at the Three Kingdoms, the more you realize that Cao Cao was the most loyal and goal-oriented hero of the period. He did not have any ambitions for the Imperial throne - at most he was a king of Wei and an extremely powerful regent - a Bismarck to the Chinese Willy. What you then see is that Liu Bei increasingly looks like a half-hearted opportunist who is not honest to himself - an upstart cadet, hungry for the main dynastic line's imperial throne himself, his supposed reluctance a great myth that has been propped up over the ages. As for Sun Quan, you see that he is a shameless usurper, more boldfaced than Dong Zhuo - at the very least, he is honest in his greed. It is as if a great fear of strong and wise statesmanship overcame the Chinese people and reduced them into foolist idealists.

From this, we must conclude:
"Around makers of shoes,
You Lose"

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"Cao Wei is the only Way."

Indeed, the world needs more Cao Cao and less shameless shoe peddlers who steal from their senior kinsmen.

This is going pretty well actually

Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!

Cao Cao? More like Soy Soy!

The power of friendship prevails once again.

I would if there was a Victoria TW

/ourguy/ Dogbert playing /ourguy/ Khatep in a few minutes

twitch DOT tv/totalwarofficial

Finishing up my first Vortex campaign as the Edge Elves (5 turns left on ritual). Whom should I play next?

White Huns

the uninstall wizard

Sorry friend, Paradox is streaming HoI4.

Mommy

>Dogbert stream
I hope that he gets to play solo this time seeing as how he doesn't need another person like Grace to carry a stream

skrolk

I think I'm doing it?

I just played dindu nuffin good boy, going to have to suggest a meme keep things interesting.

in Rome 2, Attila gave some hope that they were improving in that but Warhammer SMASHED that hope into one million tiny pieces

Easy

not really though

Are you trying to make mungposting happen again?
DO NOT TALK ABOUT DEAD BODIES

Pepe then

HEINRICH HIMMLER

I've never played Beastmemes, is it that easy to become a rape train?

Hmm, Vampires used to have this passive

>morathi starts with a book of nagash if you play khatep
>CA setting up mummy on mommy action

Last kingdom is still stupidly inaccurate. Stop watching it.

I could go for Pepe

Make Lustria great again.

>murders your entire family

why vamp cunts dont have good spearmani unit

but muh ancestors
arhkhannot w8 for it
>tfw no steppe areas to play with

On the TT they had a halberd GG version, not sure why it isn't in the game.

Greenskins need more spearmanii

Too many charlebux

theres a mod that adds in a bunch of orcs tabletop units, including spearmanii but i cant remember the name off the top of me head. like expanded roster or something

Dwarfs have 0 spears

Do CA really expect me to play a faction with literally 0 (zero) spears?

>play sfo
>start as orion in very hard difficulty
>new ebin economic system makes you fight with a bit more than half a stack against full stacks
>welf economy is absolute shit

kms now

Fuck off with your shit fetish. We already have trapposter copycats to fill out the thread's degeneracy limit.

huh

There needs to be more discussions about TW3K
what do you guys think the playable factions will be?
>Yuan shao
>Dong zhuo
>Cao cao
>Liu bei
>Suan jian

I feel the same way about Archers. Why are so many WH factions again using bows?

for faction diversity, so you had to adapt your tactics, unlike atilla where eventually everyone gets heavy infantry and good cav

if that was a runelord with battle skills for rangers it would be a good army

Also no cavalry and swordmanii. WTF CA?

>Ching ching
>Ping pong
>Wang Wong
>Long Dong

>its another episode of Karl on a deathclaw exterminating two full stacks alone

I haven't changed my tactics since Rome 1. That's why Dark Elves are the comfiest faction.

Dong Zhuo is a fucking must-have

>xploiting AI blobing
uh?

More importantly: will Cao Cao's fetish be adequately represented?
I mean - we already had a cuck - how 'bout a bull?

REEEEEEEEEE NONE OF THEM HAVE DRAGON ALSO TOO MANY SPREARMAII I CANNOT BEAR TO PLAY A FACTION WITH SPEARS FUCK YOU CHINK GOOK SLANT EYE ZIPPERHEAD SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Man that hierophtian thing looks sick

>Glorious bowmen training for 100's of years in the English tradition.
>Gets killed by a nigger Dwarf or a Reiklander with a gun

CA come on

Dwarfs trying to cavalry sounds hilarious

>Cao Cao
>loyal

In the Hobbit movie the Dwarf have pig cavalry

boar cav

He was in the trailer so it's confirmed, yuan shu and yuan shao could be of different factions.
Please keep the racism towards niggers thank you

and it was hilarious

Have the historyfags reached an extreme level of desperation that they're trying to LARP as chinabros to mitigate the asshurt?

You know that there are no historical records of him killing his uncle right? The Romance of the Three Kingdoms portrays him as a villain while historical records actually show he was an extremely intelligent man and an excellent ruler who valued discipline and fairness.

>Nagash still not announced

Dogbert > Darren

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How would he even work in the game, Arkhan's faction him as a new LL if they complete certain objectives?