>mortal empires still shit >ancient empires still not released >fall of the eagles not updated >total war china turned out to be fantasy
why bother living
Gabriel Torres
>Final Transmutation STILL doesn't turn people into golden statues When did you realize CA were a bunch of hacks?
Jose Bell
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Christopher Miller
Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen
Jackson White
Post """""""close"""""" victories
Zachary Perez
I AM UTHRED SON OF UTHRED AND YOU WILL GIVE ME MY KINGDOM Sorry to use alt-right language but was alfred historically such a soyboy, eating milk and honey only, no meat at all
Jonathan Lopez
>low detail wu
Levi Hill
>was alfred historically such a soyboy well yeah, he was a christcuck
Michael Walker
i have a full stack beastmen invasion of reikland stuffed with minotaurs on turn 8
why
I guess I'll just delete it and start over again.
Jeremiah Cruz
>turn 106 >mousillon untouched despite me abandoning it on turn 5 >while the rest of bretonnia goes to shit around it
Carson Phillips
Are you sure?
Levi Sanders
Why didn't you just raze it when you started the migra- oh... right.
Luke Stewart
recruit a lord and pick up that skull reef you loser
Austin Perez
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Robert Thomas
so he can get free armies there duh, look at the hand
Michael Clark
>Mixu's LL
GOODBOY
Lincoln Foster
>Sorry to use alt-right language
Christian Hall
i have never seen Estalia survive very long
by the time i have eyes on it it's always Skaven. Does it not all start out as skaven ruins?
Joshua Bell
>confederation penalty: the empire
Leo Lopez
Are there any units with gas attacks?
Nolan Ward
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Charles Cruz
That's a lot of heroes.
Jason Robinson
If you're an actual brap/gasfag, than you should unironically kill yourself The human body releases an insane amount of gasses after death during decomposition, usually leading to massive bloating (and the rare intestinal explosion due to overpressure) Why don't you go ahead and kill yourself?
Jonathan Kelly
but lindy didn't reccomend any of those for making a staff sling
Jace Carter
nice cheats
Carter Peterson
>peasant bowmen Huh?
Noah Thompson
For (You) >peasant bowmen (unded) Why do your graveguard look normal >strygos empire >von caresteins REEE EVERY TIEM
Isaac Rivera
are those rated for coon?
Ryan Turner
I'm not particularly hopeful about this
Eli Price
Kemmler with bretonnian peasants, ya wut?
Gavin Brooks
Well he's Mousilion
Ethan Bell
the enemy squad, all lined up for me
Kayden Carter
SER Kemmler was knighted for honours to the Mouisllon dukedom, ye shall respect him you curs
Jaxson Reed
>not using the wight king trollhammer torpedo unit
Colton Parker
The more you look at the Three Kingdoms, the more you realize that Cao Cao was the most loyal and goal-oriented hero of the period. He did not have any ambitions for the Imperial throne - at most he was a king of Wei and an extremely powerful regent - a Bismarck to the Chinese Willy. What you then see is that Liu Bei increasingly looks like a half-hearted opportunist who is not honest to himself - an upstart cadet, hungry for the main dynastic line's imperial throne himself, his supposed reluctance a great myth that has been propped up over the ages. As for Sun Quan, you see that he is a shameless usurper, more boldfaced than Dong Zhuo - at the very least, he is honest in his greed. It is as if a great fear of strong and wise statesmanship overcame the Chinese people and reduced them into foolist idealists.
From this, we must conclude: "Around makers of shoes, You Lose"
&
"Cao Wei is the only Way."
Indeed, the world needs more Cao Cao and less shameless shoe peddlers who steal from their senior kinsmen.
John Collins
This is going pretty well actually
Leo Collins
Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!
Landon Hernandez
Cao Cao? More like Soy Soy!
Hunter Perez
The power of friendship prevails once again.
Wyatt Myers
I would if there was a Victoria TW
Logan Roberts
/ourguy/ Dogbert playing /ourguy/ Khatep in a few minutes
Finishing up my first Vortex campaign as the Edge Elves (5 turns left on ritual). Whom should I play next?
Dominic Ortiz
White Huns
Nathaniel King
the uninstall wizard
Camden Lopez
Sorry friend, Paradox is streaming HoI4.
Thomas Ward
Mommy
Luis Carter
>Dogbert stream I hope that he gets to play solo this time seeing as how he doesn't need another person like Grace to carry a stream
Charles Sullivan
skrolk
Brayden Evans
I think I'm doing it?
Jose Miller
I just played dindu nuffin good boy, going to have to suggest a meme keep things interesting.
Jonathan Allen
in Rome 2, Attila gave some hope that they were improving in that but Warhammer SMASHED that hope into one million tiny pieces
Ian Turner
Easy
not really though
Ethan Rivera
Are you trying to make mungposting happen again? DO NOT TALK ABOUT DEAD BODIES
Ethan Cooper
Pepe then
Alexander Stewart
HEINRICH HIMMLER
Ryder Long
I've never played Beastmemes, is it that easy to become a rape train?
Asher Turner
Hmm, Vampires used to have this passive
Grayson Sullivan
>morathi starts with a book of nagash if you play khatep >CA setting up mummy on mommy action
Ayden Reed
Last kingdom is still stupidly inaccurate. Stop watching it.
Lincoln Foster
I could go for Pepe
Make Lustria great again.
Lincoln Edwards
>murders your entire family
Brayden Roberts
why vamp cunts dont have good spearmani unit
Lucas Nguyen
but muh ancestors arhkhannot w8 for it >tfw no steppe areas to play with
Leo Baker
On the TT they had a halberd GG version, not sure why it isn't in the game.
Connor Martin
Greenskins need more spearmanii
Jose Reed
Too many charlebux
Jaxon Fisher
theres a mod that adds in a bunch of orcs tabletop units, including spearmanii but i cant remember the name off the top of me head. like expanded roster or something
Asher James
Dwarfs have 0 spears
Carter Clark
Do CA really expect me to play a faction with literally 0 (zero) spears?
Cameron Lee
>play sfo >start as orion in very hard difficulty >new ebin economic system makes you fight with a bit more than half a stack against full stacks >welf economy is absolute shit
kms now
Connor Green
Fuck off with your shit fetish. We already have trapposter copycats to fill out the thread's degeneracy limit.
Jeremiah Phillips
huh
Brody Hall
There needs to be more discussions about TW3K what do you guys think the playable factions will be? >Yuan shao >Dong zhuo >Cao cao >Liu bei >Suan jian
Sebastian Bennett
I feel the same way about Archers. Why are so many WH factions again using bows?
Logan Garcia
for faction diversity, so you had to adapt your tactics, unlike atilla where eventually everyone gets heavy infantry and good cav
James Anderson
if that was a runelord with battle skills for rangers it would be a good army
Brody Hughes
Also no cavalry and swordmanii. WTF CA?
Caleb Barnes
>Ching ching >Ping pong >Wang Wong >Long Dong
Robert Garcia
>its another episode of Karl on a deathclaw exterminating two full stacks alone
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I haven't changed my tactics since Rome 1. That's why Dark Elves are the comfiest faction.
Logan Powell
Dong Zhuo is a fucking must-have
Aiden Morgan
>xploiting AI blobing uh?
Hudson Miller
More importantly: will Cao Cao's fetish be adequately represented? I mean - we already had a cuck - how 'bout a bull?
Jayden Butler
REEEEEEEEEE NONE OF THEM HAVE DRAGON ALSO TOO MANY SPREARMAII I CANNOT BEAR TO PLAY A FACTION WITH SPEARS FUCK YOU CHINK GOOK SLANT EYE ZIPPERHEAD SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liam Thomas
Man that hierophtian thing looks sick
James Hill
>Glorious bowmen training for 100's of years in the English tradition. >Gets killed by a nigger Dwarf or a Reiklander with a gun
CA come on
Dwarfs trying to cavalry sounds hilarious
Benjamin Kelly
>Cao Cao >loyal
Cooper Nguyen
In the Hobbit movie the Dwarf have pig cavalry
Dominic Jenkins
boar cav
Angel Murphy
He was in the trailer so it's confirmed, yuan shu and yuan shao could be of different factions. Please keep the racism towards niggers thank you
Daniel Turner
and it was hilarious
Nathaniel Cooper
Have the historyfags reached an extreme level of desperation that they're trying to LARP as chinabros to mitigate the asshurt?
Alexander King
You know that there are no historical records of him killing his uncle right? The Romance of the Three Kingdoms portrays him as a villain while historical records actually show he was an extremely intelligent man and an excellent ruler who valued discipline and fairness.
Carson Rivera
>Nagash still not announced
Nicholas Gomez
Dogbert > Darren
Dominic Lee
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Oliver Stewart
How would he even work in the game, Arkhan's faction him as a new LL if they complete certain objectives?