/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Pointless updates edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Captain MP mode gamplay :
youtube.com/watch?v=c_3el4IAevg
youtube.com/watch?v=JaUBg7Ynmwk

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/41

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin/the sub-forum

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/XKxeZX5r

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New Modules :
>Custom Troop Trees
moddb.com/mods/custom-troop-trees/downloads/custom-troop-trees-03092017
>CTT for Dickplomacy+Polygamy Bugfix
mega.nz/#!dgQSlKhY!qudd7noj5rQHfagLq-adDzn1c7X3HHawmA3TbCy0CH0
>Colorized & Retextured Native UI (finally)
mega.nz/#!M0NGlZ6C!XV6LDLkdMjIGjHZq0kLfFaqZ8J2N8ibW_XBrrLgkom4

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=PTJK-pTanMU
forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,147727.msg8909319.html#msg8909319
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FIRST FOR RIP BETTYMOD

I think the update addressed many well-needed sore points and I'm happy to have it instead of bannerlord.

cactus belong on dick

> - Plank towers are no longer possible.
Give me one reason why I should play your shit LARPing simulator after this change

what did it even fix

RIP Autism Simulator

>tfw no more sky swastika towers

>instead of bannerlord
you know Taleworlds has nothing to do with the development of NW right?

Literally unplayable

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

I want a refund

having races to climb the skytowers were fun

NAPOOPAN WARS LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE NOW

might as well quit and just play totauatot

we even discovered that the earth is flat

Have you tried the dynasty warrior mod, rated pretty high on steam

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youtube.com/watch?v=PTJK-pTanMU

the ultimate proof of mpvirgin vs spchad

>finally get new content
>bitch and moan rather than praise it
You fags are more selfish and undeserving than paradox players

take your shitposts somewhere else, preferably /v/

this update only would have been good if it deleted every gamemode except siege

>removed half the fun things in the game
>new content

BEREIT MACHEN TO YOU TOO FAGGOT

Getting back into the game to get myself prepped for the eventual release of Bannerlord.

I don't remember, could you prevent certain units from coming out into the battlefield? Because my most fond memory is Jeremus getting his ass kicked the first 10 seconds of a battle.

Their position on your party list determines when they appear on the battlefield, but they will all go out into battle if they are needed.

not him but doesn't that not apply to companions or am i talking out of my ass?

there are no good NW players

yes it does

This is Rhodok soil

a-at least we have a new faction right guys!

>there are people that think NW is maintained by talworlds and not FSE

Commander Battle is objectively the best game mode though

no user
it's not

Top mode - Bot defense
Runner up - Commander battle

it's good but it's not as good as siege

>units running at the speed of crippled grandmas
>cant brave for cavalry and get buttblasted by 1 rambo cav player
>half the player base are 12 year olds who get angry when you try to do any coordination whatsoever
>join a full server but find its populated by regfags who all magically leave at the same time and empty the server to go practice sucking each other off on their passworded servers
B-BEST M-M-MODEEEE

>fighting bots
just play singleplayer you shitter

They removed stuff, though. The stuff they added is shit and the stuff removed was fun.
Such a fat one, buddy

Singleplayer is the best part of Warband, so it makes sense that bot defense is the best multiplayer mode.

I hope in bannerlord I can become medieval godfather, that'd be some fun

Bannerlord will never be finished.

Well, you can set up gangs in probably each town, so there you go.

Such as?
It was obviously removed due to causing bugs elsewhere

Surprise dev blog up, apologizing for the NW update getting people excited. New bannerlord info to 'apologize' for it

I want to convert to islam just so i can suicide bomb with you near me.

actually no i feel bad writing this post, sorry about that

I'm sorry if this has been asked a million times here, but are body textures in Floris just permanently fucked? I've been googling for clues how to fix it, but all I can find is years old complaints with replies saying "yeah, we'll get round to this".

Considering bannerlord's announcement and no news on whether it could come out a week from now or a decade from now, most modders have abandoned everything. Even soulmata said that Native Expansion is gonna get its last update very soon.
Sorry user

>tfw Full Invasion devs are still trucking on
barely any reason to play Native/NW at this point desu

I'm having a lot of fun with Dickplomacy right now
it even lets you start as king of dhirim and a couple castles, which is really fun

Well shit, thanks anyway. Guess I'll just have to settle for all my characters being covered in soot during arenas.

you're welcome pal

How Khergits give birth

Mmmm Dad good placenta

>You fags are more selfish and undeserving than paradox players

>Rhienbund
>still no Ottomans, Spain, or Portugal

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>Rheinbund
>still no Japan samurai mercenaries for the Dutch

>near the limit in terms of gamesize and models

*LAUGHS IN FULL INVASION 2*

>*LAUGHS IN FULL INVASION 2*
*loads in two hours*

Accuse them of being racist and it'll happen.

*LAUGHS IN SSD*

>he doesn't have an SSD
fitting that only the patricians get to experience Full Invasion in all its glory while plebs like you are forced to battle against naked greatswordsmen in native

please don't be mean

Are there any mods for Blood and Gold that add more Burgonet variation? I'm tired of just having black burgonets, where are my gold ones?

Probably no. Only mod you get is the one with the porn star nun.

>Marshal fleeing from the enemy lords because his army size is 40~
>ignoring that the other lords following him have well over 100+ troops each easily outnumbering their enemies
>no battle ever occurs since the lords would rather follow the fleeing marshal than attack on their own

now you know why in modernity we don't have the politically and socially important come up with our battle strategies

Hopefully they'll fix AI things like this in Bannerlord

page 10

Would you let her join your mountainblade warband

I would shit on her back

pokemon would not be very effective in mount and blade if i'm honest
i'll take the bicycle though, no horse damage? yes please

What's the under over on 2018 release? We don't even have a fucking release date.

They've become more reluctant to say release dates

it feels kind of weird that we wouldn't get it this year considering they ramped up advertisement in the recent years at gamescom/e3

Honestly if it doesn't release this year I will let go of my belief that it will ever come out

they're colluding with CA to drive up total war sales!!!!!

Just because Bannerlord isn't coming out doesn't mean I'm gonna subject myself to torture

wait did they fix the shitbuilding? I loved making ramps and stairs as an engineer. I thought they just fixed plank spam.

they said they made it almost impossible to build towers into the sky and there's a 2 second cooldown on prop placement
can't spam yells now either

thats retarded, it's not like NW was some serious e-sport.

>look at """""pro""""" line battles for NW
>they form a single rank
>'OK MEN VOLEY FIRE!!!'
>enemy is 500 yards away
>trade volleys for 10 minutes
>'aaaaaaaaadddddddvaaaaaaanccccceeeeee'
>the form a single file line
>everybody spins around to take screenshots of how epic it is
>move forward 20 yards
>repeat this maneuver until they run out of ammo
>charge from 200 yards away
Glad that NW has been updated to cater to the TRUE community of players

forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,147727.msg8909319.html#msg8909319
PloP 3.9 soon maybe

truly the most romantic of periods throughout all of human history

Archers work too, even horse archers.

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>beard clips through
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Look at his shield.

Anyone else find themselves ALWAYS avoiding sand/sandnigger areas? Why do /we/ feel this way bros? I know I can't be the only one.

My theory is:
>Shit cloth gear
>Everyone is on horses
>Everyone is a horse archer
>Dull colors

When was the last time we played Full Invasion 2 anyways?

>scabbards don't even have attachment cords to the belt
bannerlord is shit

>everyone is a horse archer

>sand

no sweetie

Still waiting on it to load from 2 years ago

never even notice these things
why do you notice these things
did you start gaming in this decade?

BANNERLORD SOON fags

>could have added Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Ottomans, Netherlands, USA, Denmark or Kingdom of Italy
>went with the fucking Rheinbund instead
Why?

Because it is connected to the HRE, and we need more le ebic Germans!

laziness, easiest faction to do

>Dickplomacy
>you can fuck kings in the ass right away
>beautiful Isolla won't let you have her virginity until you conquer all of the kingdom for her

Why is this mod so gay?