/ss13g/ - only the finest edition

Did an admin get offended at some banter or something

Yes they permabanned me.

>that fire in the chapel
Fuckin hell, that was great. Had me laughing my ass off, 10/10 job Isaac and uh, whatever your name was Chap.

they sounded a bit pissed off by what i was sending them when they responded to my comms console messages

Rules matter less than admin feelings, just give up

Was it goldsteel? I remember he wanted to ban someone for sending a few faxes a while ago. Be careful when dealing with that fag

no idea who it was

Which waifu is the best for you friendzoning her, while she still invites you to all of her family events to make her parents see her as less lonely and staying hopeful that you will one day accept her as being more than a friend?

is wrong they turn into chickens

pic related

Me!

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>im in the perfect position for a truly glorious death
>decide to visit space mart because ive never been
>one of the jackasses i went with triggered the bots

Im fucking antagonized

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Actual mechanics and needs, not a "i press button so the floor gets a brown sprite xD".
>constipation meds from chemistry
>eating Dans makes you shit more often
>botany giving the clown polyacid laxative lube tomatoes
>more toys for genetics and viro

I started roleplaying shitting in the middle of the forest in spires and now I literally can not get my fix in ss13 anymore

Oh so you mean properly implemented

Nah that sounds shit

That's really gay user

>2562
>walk into bar
>battle of-
>battle of l-
hmmmm
wait
something's not right

store.steampowered.com/app/787180/Unitystation/

A-user?

t. herdith

Same, I started role-playing violently devouring anthros in eka's and /vore/ just doesn't do it anymore

tgcode sucks, fuck off

Yes, we all collectively flipped a bitch at this yesterday

>tgcode sucks
>baycode is based on tg
>Veeky Forumscode is based on bay
hmmmmmm

shut up mexican retard

uuuhhhmmmmm baycode is based on goon

theyre probably talkong about modern tgcode, which does infact suck.
There's no way unitystation would base itself on an un upadted branch from 6 years ago

>baycode is based on tg
>Veeky Forumscode is based on bay
>hmmmmmm
Man this is the lamest, lowest effort bait I've seen today.

tg is based on goon

goon is based on ss13

steamcommunity.com/app/787180/discussions/0/1692659135900853155/

Unitystation is much worse than I thought. Some highlights:
>you can't even drag anything right now
>not having even one prototype for atmospherics/current simulation?
>There isn't even a bike horn ingame

>There's windows you can't even break, tools that don't even work (except as weapons..), vital things like fire alarms, light bulbs and even vending machines only serving as decoration and not actual objects you can interact with.

>Hell you couldn't even get the inventory system right, you can have your ID stay in your ID slot while butt naked.

>There's a locker with a speedloader for the detective's revolver in a weird atmospherics technician place. Sure enough the 12 canisters present in the room can't even be interacted with/pulled. Light switches don't even seem to do anything either.

>You can use the microwave to cook meat but there isn't any eating mechanics implemented, and while spacewalking damages you (it seem to just be applying brute damage to the head though), walking on a lattice above a space tile doesn't.

Fun Fact:
N3X15 (former server host and coder) worked for the Mexican Space Agency

sounds on par with ss13 mod for rimworld

NANI!?

Based. Fashy. Epic.

That guy almost went nuclear

followup
the trailer for unitystation on its steam page has a clown walking around, and the fact that it's walking around causes a fucking error message
in the **trailer**

old news
he's an autismal anyway

>was almost certainly mistreated and underpaid by Mexican Space Agency
>still doesn’t support the wall
c u c k

>haven't even got working atmos
SS13 may have started as an atmos sim, but for as much as people jerk that aspect of it off, I don't think atmos is really all that integral to what makes SS13 what it is
As far as actually playing the game goes, damage/health. inventory, power, construction, etc. are all far more important than gasses moving around

even a basic atmos system would be better than nothing
think about how important stuff like "space is dangerous" and "stuff gets depressurized" and "you need an oxygen mask when there's no air" is in the grand scheme of things
this current unitystation just applies brute damage to your face if you're on a space tile, even if you're standing on the floor next to space, how does that make sense? if not integral, isn't it at least more important than having 30 different varieties of blam pow shooty rifle?

that trailer was pretty gay too

i can understand the production value being poopy (even if it's a TERRIBLE example for ss13 to be setting on Steam) but the fact that it's just a poopy game to begin with with almost no features is just terrible practice
there should be a /game/ before it goes on steam

You're totally right, even goon with their removed atmos still has the bare minimum needed
Their priorities do seem off, it's just weird how intensely people lahtc onto it, like in that post

>isn't it at least more important than having 30 different varieties of blam pow shooty rifle?
You have to get into the tgtard's mindset, user.

Being on steam in the first place technically makes it the farthest an SS13 inspired game/remake has gone, next to centration
They're trying to attract cucks to fund the operation and keep coders interested, and as primulus' kickstarter showed, marketing is far, FAR more important than having a playable demo

unity station is a meme

if it's "open source" and not on github it's a meme

I get it
get the funny meme youtubers/ streamers to see it on steam and remember "OH FUNNY CLOWN GAME!" and spread the word and get the $$$

youtube.com/watch?v=ijArJg1hvE8

memes!

>going anywhere offstation without the most powerful weapon: engineering tape
You are own fault.

>current map doesn't have anything outside the main station except for asteroid
FUCK

YOU

Why the hell do I keep spawning into rounds with speech impediments

Because an admin is fucking with you.

>SS13 literally started as a space atmos sim
>ZAS is the most lethal fucking thing in spess
>b-but the inventory is what's important!!

Not like the """Vaults""" are anything to write home about

thanks now I know the map is bagel.

>SS13 literally started as a space atmos sim
Yes, that's what I meant when I said people jerk it off too much for that
>ZAS is the most lethal fucking thing in spess
On this server
Because it was meme'd in in spite of very few people actually wanting it
And everyone hates it
>b-but the inventory is what's important!!
If ZAS was removed you'd still have SS13
If you took out all inventory-related mechanics, you wouldn't

>And everyone hates it
Wrong. In fact, our ZAS is outdated and ezmodo compared to modernized BayZAS.
>If ZAS was removed you'd still have SS13
Double wrong. I've played with the other codebases and they're fucking lame. Giant fucking hole in your station or ship and nothing happens?

I don't view ss13 as a 2D TTT simulator or woode-cafe-building simulator, it's a goddamn spess game and if the goddamn air ain't a goddamn problem the game SUCKS

>And everyone hates it
This is just kinda difficult to agree with. Despite screwing me over several times, I think it's a cool mechanic that makes breaches and stupid window-breaks waaaaay more interesting and fun.
ZAS is one of Veeky Forums's coolest and most unique features.

don't lie to the poor boy, he will probably believe you.

Please help me it happened two rounds in a row

>I've played with the other codebases and they're fucking lame
And they're also fucking SS13, I don't really care about your personal feelings about what's cooler
And regardless, the fact that you're arguing that shit banging around when pressure changes is more important to the game than being able to pick shit up in your hands and use it is kind of ridiculous

It's honestly a RNG chance of joining with genetic defects.

Being able to get blown the fuck out of the station should be phase and priority number fucking one of a space station game.

autism

Okay
Go tell that to the person who created this atmos sim in the first place
Or to any of the people who picked that atmos sim up and turned it into a space station game

I mean, personally I disagree because the game isn't solely about the space station itself despite the name, but you're totally free to complain at exadv1 about muh hardcores

>exatranny
No thank you

You set it. Go into settings and disable them.

>tfw textual karoke in escape shuttle
youtube.com/watch?v=4q1Z7u6c0mQ

How dare you not be a fan of his work
Don't you know he literally(literally!) made an atmos sim? It's the very foundation of this game! The sole thing that every single mechanic in it revolves around!

>tranny

Is it story time?

I made a shit once. Shit feeds plants which feed the trannies. Therefore I created SS13.

80% of american "men" under the age of 20 are gay or a tranny

This proves it
Poo is clearly more important than atmos
Poo when

Why do Redditors like poo so much anyway?

poo poo pee pee feed me feces
regards redditranny

So, what, you're just making shit up because you live in a third world country and have bad internet?

No, you fucking dumbshit, it's not the CORE element. But it's the foundation.
Much like how you don't notice the fucking foundation of your house when you're on your bed stuffing dragon dildos up your retarded ass.

You caught me, I'm american.

They think it's "funny"
They say "oh it's not for fetish purposes we just think it's fun but also don't kinkshame us please"

It's so foundational that some of the most popular servers have it greatly reduced or even practically removed, to no real negative effect on the gameplay
Real fucking cornerstone, that, clearly the glue that holds the game together

meta discorders stirike again

best cargo, we did some quality work there QM

>to no real negative effect on the gameplay
you can pinpoint the exact moment your opinion goes into the trash

to be fair we have the deadliest ZAS out of all the servers, supposedly.

zas is both good and bad
it is good because it makes pressure fuckery dangerous, however it is bad because it does this by magically changing entire rooms at once

ideal atmos would be ZAS, but tile to tile, updating quickly
if a window breaks, those closest will get wrecked first, but those far away will have that second to react because of their distance saving them

>if a window breaks, those closest will get wrecked first, but those far away will have that second to react because of their distance saving them
Pressure is aggressive as fuck, man.