/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #385

It's not set up yet but I believe there's gonna be a poll in each girl's pastebin

/vn/ here
Could you guys not be so fucking autistic
You're making us look bad
Thanks, bye.

reporting in!

youtube.com/watch?v=hXNm4MaIUIo

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I just bought 3 packs of mint gum!
I now associate the taste of mint with Sayori!
This is not an issue actually!

Reporting for duty!

Reposting here :
>I'm so much calmer now, situations where I used to be terrified to the point of being speechless, now just make me a little wary, my panic attacks are almost nonexistent. I can't orgasm properly atm and I've got some headaches, but it's honestly so worth it to have this tightness in my chest eased finally. It does feel real.
>Thanks user

gay retard

gay retard

gay retard

really gay retard

gay retard

gay retard

So, has happened yet? Or is it not happening?

Piano Dan!

youtube.com/watch?v=fbVhLPqR4oU

4U

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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>wanting lewds if anyone but your doki
wew lad

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Fifteen minutes!

plug.dj/doki-doki-jazz-club

The absolute state of this general

She's so cute, I love her!

Tsun Tsun user-kun

Why is Sayori so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

kek

this place has always been diet /r9k/

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>thinking it’s gonna happen
You are one horny mofo.

Ok everyone, gather round, I have an update regarding festival voting and the processes following.

The polls will go live in 20 minutes, and will stay open for all 24 hours until 9:00 US Pacific time tomorrow. During that time I encourage every user to read over and carefully decide on his favourite poem from each doki category, excluding the one which he himself submitted to, for the sake of avoiding bias.

The strawpolls will be posted in the thread and will also be included at the bottom of each Doki's poetry page.
Good luck to all those who submitted!
May the best poem read

It's surprising how easy Jazz Music makes copy pasting 83 different poems
Also
>AND I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE

I'm just mad I just barely missed calling my own post number, gay retard.

Don't fucking compare us to R9K, at least we take the initiative to improve ourselves

I love her so much

>tfw Monikanon, Natsuki user and tf2 engineer get their dokis
That could leave either one or two dokis up for grabs

Me too user...me too

Anxiety med user still here if anyone had more questions

Rigging the polls with rampant phonevoting for Monika!
Monika!

There are infinite dokis user.

why are you so lucky?

Looks like it was drawn by that guy who illustrated Roald Dahl books.

Natsuki is cute even when she's bloodied and battered!

Now with anger like that is it any mystery why you're still single?
Just Kidding, go chill out Tsun-kun

>"W-why are you looking at my feet, user?"
>"You like them? O-oh..."
>"Ehehe, I guess I can give you a closer look if you want."

Reminder Doomguy is a Sayorifriend.

I hope you get a break soon, you deserve it.

How do you mean? I live in Canada where therapy is free, though I do have to pay for my meds out of pocket

Ooh, kinda

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>mod
>not fanfiction
pick one

Sayori lookin kinda possessed by demons

But user, tragedy has stuck

I can't be R9K because I've been in three relationships.
Honestly the pain of breaking up hurt worse than the pain of being alone hurts now.

HOORAY HOORAY

>breaking up actually hurt him
I've been numb all my life, scrub

Same rules apply regardless. Monika references other versions of herself in the main game too. Every copy of the game is a separate universe. Also, the whole Promised Day thing spawned from the mod anyway.

Lifting for Natsuki reporting by!
Just finished all my sets for the last thread.
Since I've been getting such improvement on my Leg-raises I'm going to try something a bit more advanced.
Dragonflags for my Doki Doki.

A daily reminder that Natsuki loves you.

shit, it's "away." whatever i just got home from work, don't judge me.

Did you get the happiest ending yet?

Natsuki lookin kinda retarded

That Natsuki is an IMPOSTER

everyone above and below this post is a great person and will get their Doki someday and find happiness. this cannot be revoked or overruled.

Fuck yeah
capcha: cyrano
it knows

Don't worry user. I have an immunity. I will pass it on to you since I like you though.

>ywn hold Natsuki in a level embrace while her tiny legs dangle in the air.

Either that, or MCkun confirmed Danlet

i love sayori too

>and find happiness
What if I won't?

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Sayori!

You will user. The magic post dictated it. You will find your doki on the Promised Day and live happily ever after.

[Yes/spoiler]

Five minutes!

plug.dj/doki-doki-jazz-club

Sayori!

>sayorifags literally admitting that their girl is nothing but a bow with no personality

I think this should have been in a bracket system for more accurate results.

>ywn oper8 with your Doki
It hurts.

fuck, boys. i want to improve for my doki. i really do. but i just cant stop eating. ive been getting way more active, but what i eat basically cancels it all out. i try to distract myself, but i always get bored and revert back to good. does anyone else have self control issues?

love u user

Eat healthier foods then, not calorie dense ones?

Honestly that's a pretty good problem to have, you'll get ripped if you start going to he gym. It's much easier to burn calories you're already getting than it is for a skinny guy to stuff his face to try to get 3,000 kCal a day.

I feel crazier for Yuri than she might for anyone

Chug lemons

*back to food
fuck im really fighting the urge to make a sandwich or something right now

Your doki but you both live in a cyberpunk dystopia.

Sayori but she's so light that she harmlessly dangles and flutters in the wind.

Just remember that improving yourself and eating healthier will make your doki more proud with you, and the rest should play out

Your doki, but you and her swap ages

I love her too

I love you too user

Where I’m from, voting is mandatory, and while I appreciate this isn’t the case for most of our stateside anons, I’d encourage you all to get out there and go Vote!
The Polls are live will close in 24 hours. Until then, there’s a grand total of 83 seperate, unique and marvellous poems to be read through and decided upon. The link to each one of the four strawpolls can be found at the bottom of each Doki’s poem page, however, for the sake of convenience, here’s a shortlink:

>Monika - 23 Poems overall
strawpoll.me/14870396

>Sayori - 23 Poems overall
strawpoll.me/14870438

>Yuri - 19 Poems overall
strawpoll.me/14870455

>Natsuki: - 18 Poems overall
strawpoll.me/14870491

Again, a massive thank you to each and every user that participated in the first round of the festival. Your dedication, passion and hardworking towards your Dokis is what makes this place as special as it is!
Good luck to you all, and may the best poem win!

I'm about to settle right down and watch teach's film with a warm cup of tea in my hand, maybe have a nap/play around in New Vegas after.
But seriously user, I can't thank you enough for the pastebin pro account, you've enabled this entire festival, outstanding stuff mate. For me to scour and collect these poems is one thing, but for you go and do something like that, completely unasked, it's really top fucking stuff. I know it's a little unfair, me being the bloke organising it and all, but if you've got a poem in there, I'm sincerely hoping it does well!
You're a top bloke, user.

Yeah, in hindsight it'd have been a better way to run things, but it's my first time attempting anything like this and I suppose we learn from experience eh?

nah i just found that image to begin with btw what is that from it looks interesting

Make your sandwich and then run around your house or down the street for a few minutes afterward. Whenever you snack work your body some afterwards.

>Nothing changes

>Sayori is actually alive in act 1

Guess I'm a lucky 18 year old boy who gets to kiss and hold hands with a 20 year old woman.

>He doesn't draw a dick on his ballot and tell the pollies to fuck off
Fucking unaustralian mate.

>20 year old Monika seducing a younger high school me
yes please

how is everyone doing tonight??
hope you are all comfy

Your doki but there's only one and you have to compete with all the other anons. How confident are you on winning?