League of Legends General /lolg/

This is LUX!
She's my WIFE!
Jinx is her GIRLFRIEND!
She NTRs me!

any oce anons want to play some high octane league of legends?

>Not capturing them and then raping them both

>doesn't even have a pussy
no thanks

>it's a "lose the game because Yi players are all 50 IQ turbomongs" episode

DOLPHIN PUSSY

I wish I was Ekko

is Ahri the killer of threads or the saviour?

>Being such a beta male he has to rape his crush because he has no chance of seducing her
Pathetic.

No, they aren't.
Literally yesterday some crippled gamer girl talked to some older dad and his son next to me in the fucking bus, she was obviously autistic.
Like he offered her a seat after she told him she had a prosthetic leg, and she started talking without pause about how her leg got fucked in this car accident and how she wishes there was an easy fix for it, then explained to him that she plays too many video games and she basically lives in another world and it was all random and more or less unrelated.
That chick needed some help.

animals can't consent so you have to rape nami, it's the only way

I would but I have work in the morning. Maybe tomorrow if I don't fry in the sun

all that gold looks uncomfortable

I want to main one girl in each role and get good at 5 champs

I'm already pretty decent as ADC Jinx, but how do I play

Poppy toplane
Lux midlane
Eve jungle
Zoe support

>everyone reported the actual subhuman
>instant feedback report not even 5 minutes later

she has a cloaca
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2902319
(the pic is a boy btw)

>Zoe support
you'll need to prepare a canister of helium to begin with

She was probably going through some shit and had to tell someone how she was doing or felt. It's basically a cry for help or sympathy. Doesn't mean there's something wrong with her, besides the fact she's prob a NEET. Cut her some slack, she's trying to find some peace in her life, which is prob shitty.

Zoe supp is actually a very strong pick.

landing her bubble is hard, it travels so slowly

just practice my man
we can't teach you everything

what's ur ign gaylord?

i have played zoe support once. i imagine most people play it by maxing q and harassing the fuck out of people, but i maxed e and got similar results in lane by actually hitting my bubble. it also let me gank the shit out of people, which is basically did until the game ended

>changing your story in such a short period of time
>lying on the internet
amazing

Maybe if she didn't explain everything in such an obnoxious manner and hadn't gone into detail about how her leg was crushed like a can in the car accident I could have some sympathy.

She's old enough to sort her own life out and doesn't have to bother random strangers on the bus with her fucking problems in the most annoying way possible.

Go meet me in a bar at the weekends and you can fucking tell me the sob story of your life, but not on my way home after work on the fucking bus.
The dad and his son were visibly uncomfortable with the situation as well.

fghj

walls

have you asked her if she played camille

>delete some girl I would duo with from time to time
>she stops playing league
chinese exchange student, so she probably necked herself, sad

The first story was a lie, I wanted to say that she talked to me to make it more related but she actually didn't talk to me and I didn't want to lie about it. I was sitting close to the window and the dad next to me was near the passage so, yeah.

Anyway, apart from that it's the truth and I was annoyed as fuck, so was the dad with his son.

>graves ADC
>sona top
What the fuck?

We won, too. I don't know either.

you lost all credibility and you're prob exaggerating the situation. kys autist

>tfw no Sej gf

why did u delet her?

At this point it doesn't matter what I say to you anyway, because you're dead set on your opinion.
All I can say is that perhaps I am exaggerating a little bit, considering I was fucking tired after work and annoyed, but if I had to tell that story in court then I wouldn't change a thing.

Now pls stop bullying me user.

She's probably getting Blacked right now.

>no lethality darius
>no lethality sion
>no lethality garen
What do bros

What am I uspposed to do as support MF? Just max E and build AP? Or do I max Q and take some cs to land big damage?

>playing assassin
>get super ahead, take dragons and rift, push towers as hard as I can
>team wanders around farming and doing nothing even though we have all the gold advantage we need in me
>game drags out and I fall off, can't one shot more than 1 person at a time, KD ruined
>can't ever get S+
What the hell am I supposed to do here? I just want my mastery 7 come on guys
And before you ask I was CSing better than our ADC despite not even focusing on farm too much

I feel too much pressure when duoing with girls. I went from dia5 to dia3 after I quit duoing with her (in about 30 games).

lol

Try lethality Jarvan, Yorick or Trundle

That chick needed some cuddling, if anything.

>it's the only way
I mean, if I must...

I suffer every day, user.
>tfw no sweaty post-workout abs-to-abs action

ASSASSIN TRUNDLE, MY ABSOLUTE BRO
youtu.be/CP8c3mc8hwk?t=39s
IT'S SO MUCH FUN!

I fucking feel this

comfy bfs~

that's probably tourettes not autism

Just try to splitpush and kill enemy teammates when they are alone, because assassins pretty much suck in teamfights

>that trundle video
>he has 5 levels on a Teemo and still barely manages to kill him
lol

>You will never have Ahri blow you to get your vote
>You will never have Sej pin you to the ground and make you smell her sweaty crotch for voting Ahri in the class elections
>You will never meet Olaf behind the gym to suck his dick just for laughs haha not gay bro haha
IT'S NOT FAIR

Ah, the Annie of League.
as in SnK/AoT
I want to powerstruggle/wrestle just to pin her down and finally kiss her nose.

Is sex with Seju always pseudo-rape, no matter who is in control?

>not autistically staying away from all-in fights just to keep that pure KDA
never gonna make it.

>disconnect randomly
>come back to game
>2 games later
>disconnect randomly again for 5 minutes
>come back and win
>get this after the game
are you serious?? am I fucked for getting honor now or something?

fix your connection fuckhead

People who play multiple roles, how do you do it? I can literally only play ADC, and also a tiny bit of jungle (which I only learned so I could track enemy jgl as ADC). I just get outperformed so hard if I am not on ADC (or jgl).
Conversely, f I face a non-ADC player as ADC on the enemy team, I just know it's a free win if the game goes longer than 20 min.

>win lane 4-1
>doesn't matter, mid is a bronze Ryze that fed Kat
>Darius is an actual fucking mongoloid and int'd top lane
>typical brain dead assassinbab Kha Zix that of all the things he could fucking feed, it was a Kindred

Just gas anyone or disconnected the internet from anyone with less than 100 IQ please for the love of god

you pick two roles and alternate them frequently enough you know what to do in either situation

play jungle, the map focus required bleeds over into all roles and will make you better

>giant greentext
>bronze
every fucking time LMAO

*disconnect

>mfw 2/5 in placements, but got great stats 6/7 games and won my lane just as many times
>mfw 4/5 losses were extremely winnable games, but with at least 1 subhuman retard who either goes afk, doesn't understand to come to objectives or pings, or simply ints and flames.

I'm glad a Kindred got fed though, her butt deserves every insertion!

I get matched with people ranging from silver to plat. Ryze just rides the short bus is all.

>Carry the team
>2 honors

>normals
laughing acronym

>say gj once or twice throughout the game
>4 honors

>Everyone flaming and threatening to int/afk
>I keep them calm and point out which objectives to take
>Barely win
>Game ends
>1 honor

Zoe is probably the only champ in the game who gets rewarded for missing a skillshot.
So even if you dodge the instant death sleep spell, she still creates a long-lasting zone that spells instant death for anyone who steps in it.

>carry the team
>no honours becuase I'm matched with 2 sets of duos that only honour eachother

Is the highest you can place after doing placement matches silver 1?

>he thinks this can't happen in placements

>go 24/2 and carry the fuck out of my team
>2 honors
lolbabs??

> for anyone who steps in it

How about not stepping in it then? Revolutionary tactics I know.

What if they let you buy a placement reset?
I bet they'd make tons of money if they made it like $2-5.

I hate you faggots so much.
>supporting the adc as morg
>we get a kill
>adc "gj"
holy shit shut the fuck up, you don't have to say good job to people doing their fucking job. especially when you're the one who's doing the damage and killing them
I will not honor any fag on the team that says "gj" as if they're better than me or didn't expect the job to be good. fuck you

t. mindbroken support

I want to hotdog Kindred's butt until I nut all over her back!

How about imaging fucking Kindred until she squeals

>actually drew the trist with a single large tit
holy fuck drawfriend

>Zoe cuts you off because she MISSED a spell
>You can choose to walk through and die or stay where you are and die

CUTE BUG CHAMP (FEMALE)
W
H
E
N

>be me
>go to unis library
>sit next to qt grills(female)
>smell their perfume
so long virgens

Are you just hungry for the adcock, user?

gj

Positive reinforcement is a good thing.

I can't wait for the Morganna buffs that make her immobilize leave a zone when it misses!

pay me 10$ and ill do placements for you

i say "nice" but only when someone makes an actually important play, usually an early 1v1

>be me
>best friend is a qt girl who wears glasses
>get to hang out with her
Later, fags.

>miss hook with blitz
>leaves a zone that hooks you if you step on it

How do girls smell so nice? I want to smell like that too.

>gets congratulated on skilled execution of their role and victory over an enemy
>immediately turboautists

step 1 be fag

walk around it.