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More Memes of Eld Edition

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>Previous Thread:

That sounds bad! Does it taste good? Will it help me be the strongest Lala ever?

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That name is not appropriate for a church

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO NO IT CANT BE HAPPENING

What's wrong, user?

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anyone uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>doing Ravana Hard through roulette
>1 healer AFK
>still doable
>literally everyone else doesn't know the mechanics
>we wipe first time on his butterflies
>try again
>1 tank and 3 dps get thrown off stage
>try again
>get wiped because tank keeps bringing Ravana around stage and he slashes the healer
>mfw healer is me
Probably the worst run I've ever had. Post horror stories.

oh FUCK
That sucks, but can we talk about the game?

A NEW DARKNESS POEM!!! for all my friends and fiends
sleeping is super lame
embracing the darkness, now thats the way!
unleashing the evils i’m never tame
even when i’m sleep deprived, i do my best tanking, i really try!
i pet my healers and dps, give them love, they’re the best!
keeping me going, that’s definitely why!
dark knights look major cool
with our dark glams and showey actions
if you don’t try it out,, you’re a fool!!!!

I need Garurumon mount...

>Evenstar set gives you an erect latex tail
Okay...

You're putting me up for the night right?
Not to be rude but where's my bed going to be? I've been all over the church and I don't see a bed anywhere.

PLEASE contain ur tail boner, nonyan wants to see that

>having to wait another patch cycle for namazu beast tribe

I hope they will just add shitton of plots and not some annoying bullshit with the housing, really need to upgrade to my cottage to medium house, or preferably to mansion.

Hey! psst!
Where's my bed?

>it won't be namazu

Really hope it will be them though, fixing yanxia and shit. If it will follow the HW, they will blow everyone out of water like moogles too. I wonder what mount would they have.

>roleplaying with yourself and a npc in the thread

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I had an idea, I thought it'd be fun- and it was for a little bit
Newbie user!

A giant namazu that can fly, using the gobbue model

Summoning elk

how 2make money when your retainers are full?

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sup

Time to call it a day once again, I sure hope Minfilia is doing okay, she's tough so I bet she is.
Iluid never showed me to my bed so I guess I'll use this sack of something for a pillow tonight.
Good night everybody!
I hope you're enjoying your adventure white armor user!

Die in your sleep

/pet

Good meowning anons!

Best posts

>ywn protect that smile

/pet

fishing is comfy as heck, why didnt anyone tell me

this body
all protoss
are mine

But ... but ... i've been telling it to this thread for days now...

what compels you to post this elk

Please respond, what are some simple things I can craft to reliably make money?

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>to get Yellow Crafter's Scrips you have to be an omnicrafter in cap gear
fuck this game

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Custom Deliveries, user.

My wife.

Poor Mari...

Cuck

Server?

>being attracted to a grown tranny

>all those beggars

Drawtrash bait always works

>red xaela witch is never coming back EVER

>nope nope nope

Quality posts. You are reporting Yaaris, right?

Hey guys, my tablet has broken but its working again. I will draw. Batches of 3 as always. Post 'em!

Good morning. Did you sleep well?

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I am not falling for this again!

Are you lost?

W-what? How do I do those?

You ever forget to put on fc exp buffs before doing leveling roulette. Can't say I recommend it.

Zhloe and Mnaago
one in idlyshire and one at rhalger reach
6 devlivery from each a week
easy red and yellow scrips and good exp for crafters/gatherers lvl 55+

its also easy crystal sand if your making a anima weapon

Holy shit.

There's a quest in Mor Dhona to unlock them, something like "Go West, Craftsman" you need a doh at 60.

EVERY TIME KELLY JELLY

Guys my gf ;)

>tfw your best friend is dead and you're in a terrible time of need

also you buy the stuff at idlyshire/Rhalger from vendors close by

also dont buy the mats on MB like an idiot

Hey man I got a gf from this game and you don't see me flaunting about it, moreso cause she'd be upset if I did lmao

very cringe

xD

>also
>also
man im tired

Album now

why would you bring this up
i want to cry now

Holy fucking shit dude, and to think I spent two hours spam-crafting Star Rubies for 3 Red Scrips each.

because it hurts

yeah easy 1000+ yellow and red scrips a week

>see pic
>cheek beauty mark
>fall in love
>It was just speck of dust on my monitor

>Queue up for 8-man duty finder
>Find a match immediately
>DPS fails to check
>Resets search
>Finds another
>DPS fails to check and withdraws
>23 minutes and counting now in queue as a healer

Fuck this

What duty is it?

What dc are you on?

Castrum Meridianum
Trying to get through ARR MSQ

just go to paint and put the beauty mark there

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I got a decently rare crafting item the other day, mb price is close to 12 mil. But it doesn't sell often so I'm just sitting, waiting. I'd take like, half that, realistically.

buying bf

>Post something for 10mil and go to sleep
>Wake up to see the board flooded with the same item at 100k

Free Markets were a mistake

will you pump senseless

How costly is it gonna be to powergrind ARM/BSM?

sure

Me and another user just keep undercutting each other by one Gil each since we're the only ones with the item. If I knew it would sell faster I'd just list it at half that now.

>notice that in my server, savage aim 6 is 50k each, on average
>have 20 of them from a ton of Hunts and dailies for crystals
>split every single one to 1 each
>45k each
>every single one sells in less than 5 minutes

Dunno about that user

I've had two Fabled Thief maps ready to go for a week now and despite advertising FFA or whatever (and no Lootmaster trickery), nobody comes. Whats the deal? People will jump at the Gazelles but not the Thief maps?

Then sure I'll be your bf

I want to fuck this putt

pst
pst

wait until my current bf expires also what's your ign

how bout we talk about the game

hmmm

what's wrong munchlander?

how bout we talk about the game

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