>News Version 2.2.0 is available for download! Check the patch notes below for details. New Weapon: .52 Gal Deco will be available Jan. 20th! Sub: Curling bomb; Special: Stingray Dapple Dualies Nouveau are available! Sub: toxic mist; Special: ink storm Shellendorf Institute is now a playable map!
>inklings have solar and wind power why do they need zapfish again? and no, those are in the game, afaik on flounder and triggerfish
Alexander Hernandez
What does Hoodrat think about Pearl's rap?
Evan Mitchell
They don't since apparently everything works the same without it
Colton Jenkins
Pearl's a poser.
William Butler
When Splat 3 comes around, I really hope they spend some time into actually making weapon sets actually different than the ones from this and Splat. Very few weapons in 2 can actually be played in new ways because of how many have the same sub and or spiritual successor of its special from Splat1
Josiah Hughes
maybe if you didn't steal someone's brella they wouldn't die
Grayson Turner
...
Chase Myers
Why the fuck is this allowed?
Angel Richardson
>zap yeah why the fuck shitters like you are allowed
Dylan Brooks
That's not even the good N-Zap.
Noah Perry
They are both crutches for shitters
Josiah Price
t. uses bad weapons on purpose to already have an excuse when he loses
Eli Reyes
Honestly, I use it because I like being an annoying little shit. Tentas and chickens are a unique pressure-oriented kit which I'd really like to see on something like RBP, but alas, Zap it is.
Dominic Evans
puffy suckers
Gavin Barnes
Why would i look for more excuses when my team of shitters is already one?
Leo Jones
Crutch would be something unfun, like Tri, but the thing is- Zap IS fun! It finally comes close to what Splat1 version felt, and everything in 1 felt a lot better than in 2, except Rapids.
Julian Sanchez
I was talking about how I got kelp dome so much
Isaac Davis
>complaining about getting a way better map nice waste of trips >zap >fun is this bait
Grayson Cook
who wants to suck my woomys toes
Owen Perez
Depends, who is your woomy, what is she like, what does she usually wear on her feet, and when was her last salmon run?
Aiden Sanders
>tri >not fun why? Its great for maps with lots of upper ground and the sub and special are great utilities and assist your team. You probably don't even use the joy cons to get full advantage of the motion controls before you go on about how shooters require so much more skill but most people on /ink/ don't even understand how superior joy cons can be and stick to they ""pro"" controllers
Samuel King
because tryhard weapons like cancerbucket are not fun
Nathan Campbell
Its cool if its not fun for you, but other people find them fun and you can pull off kills not possible with most other weapons. It really depends on map and your team but buckets can be very fucking deadly when they know how to navigate the map. I find tri to be the most useful because of its special and sub and thus its a lot of fun in places like shellendorf and manta towers.
Levi Reed
Only if she just got out of a long, hard day of ranked battles
Jonathan Ramirez
Let me ask you a question: have you ever experienced what over 1.0 strafe speed feels like? You could make Heavy and H3 run at these speeds back in 1, and that's exactly what I did. Effortless mobility, liberating freedom of never slowing down. You go fast once and you'll never go back. Zap and Mini back then topped out at 1.2, and the absolute speed king, L3, got over 1.3. Now there are only three weapons that even reach 1.0- Zap, Mini and Sloshmo, and they need all the run speed in the world for that. But it's the closest we can get to the olden days of supersonic everything, and that is fun.
Lincoln Edwards
dude seaweed lmao!
Liam Ramirez
how do you even get high from seaweed
Jeremiah Watson
I need more Shoot cereal in my life
Adam Watson
you're addicted greenzip, you have to stop
Dominic Sullivan
what exactly is that cereal mascot supposed to be?
Looks like Marie, but as some kind of monster
Carter Jenkins
>Marie, but as some kind of monster So just usual marie
Ryan Green
thats rough mate, she didnt deserve that, she's been through a lot
Bentley Cooper
yeah a lot of producer dicks
Matthew Ross
rude but fair, I can fap to it
Dylan Walker
Anyone want to do a charger league team later? There was one user who wanted to practice charging.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
It's the inkling boy with down syndrome or whatever the inkling equivalent it
Andrew Walker
>check thread once or twice a week >tfw your favorite woomies stopped posting months ago what should i do? where did they go? is it too late?
I think mario odyssey made a lot of people move on from Splatoon 2 and they just never came back
Daniel Martin
>he didn't have a folder dedicated to them you killed them user
Carter Russell
They're in abetter place
Henry Hernandez
I'll join
Elijah Bell
Who are your favorite woomies?
Easton Thompson
>Tennis >Green >Lemonade >Brush Delinquent >Hip Hop >French
Mason Bell
I mean your taste is kinda shit, only a couple of those woomies were even cute or fun
Brayden Cooper
I want to see what your taste is. Not as much to say it is shit, more to know the demographic.
Thomas Perez
Shit man, theres too many to go through them all, i'll just say the ones I liked from that post were Hip-Hop and Green and my favorites are the slutty woomies (you know the ones), and the ones with silly gimmicks like speedy and milky
Brayden Campbell
I just hit level 9 and Turf War really feels like a chore. Are other models even worth it? Really dumb idea to hide modes behind grind. I'm having more fun in Salmon Run anyway.
Christopher Parker
>liking gimmicks >not liking Lemona/d/e
Chase Green
anyone want to play SR before the shift ends??
James Bell
I'm here basically every day, tennis is...questionable, but I talk to him sometimes. Hip hop is here all the time, lemonade sold her game a while back, the rest idk
Andrew Edwards
I actually went through splat 2 story first and played a bit online and then went through mario. Sometimes I feel like just staying with it or playing one of the two other games I've yet to try out.
Really eats up free time either way.
Jonathan Green
Absolutely, yes. Ten levels of turf is more to teach you the baisics and condition you to not treat the game like team deathmatch and value territory control. The real game starts with Ranked, though C is mostly 4-year olds.
Adrian White
>Lemonade is gone forever >not even Green knows where Tennis is HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON LIKE THIIIIIIIISSSSS
Juan Jones
Make a room
Jaxon Campbell
way, way too forced
Aiden Walker
>talking shit about tennis (cute), >talking shit about french (cute (female (male))) kill yore self
Matthew Clark
the room is up SR 2/4 probably going to go with randoms for a while until more people appear
Michael Hill
dont feel bad, Lemonade wen't full autism and sold their game because the brella got nerfed and they couldn't cheese with their OP shitgun anymore
Jaxon Howard
The other modes are much more fun. I only play Turf War when I have to.
Joseph Wood
This is Squinty Woomy. Say something nice about her.
Carson Ortiz
Tennis was around for the last few splatfests and was spotted in turf war a while back, they're part of a discord I'm not in so shrug maybe they're more active than I know
Benjamin Johnson
If she squints that much, she probably needs glasses.
Charles Garcia
room is up SR 2/4
Leo Allen
tentacle pride cute feet too
Oliver Murphy
This looks so fucking disgusting and bad. Can you guys at least try to have something of a standard in art? I don't even care if it's a drawfag. It's complete ass with horrible shading perspective and fucking everything.
Ethan Bennett
SR 3/4
Carter Edwards
I dont get how lemonade is gimmicky besides the feet and pee stuff which might have been better if their owner didn't come out and say they didn't like it. Feels wrong to lewd a squid if their owner doesn't like it.
Tennis is okay but always felt like the meh sidekick to Green when it probably should have been the other way around. Plus they disappeared.
I thought this was a meme, did it actually happen?
Evan Price
She's also an autistic attention whore with validation issues and girl on the internet syndrome.
Nowhere near as bad as ATL though.
Connor Hernandez
I like her hat
Julian Lewis
Pretty cute, but she clearly needs glasses
Colton Harris
>I thought this was a meme, did it actually happen? yep
Jacob Bailey
It actually happened and she only stays around in discord for the stickers, posting occassional feet stickers from dot's discord, occassionally seeking attention, and requesting fanart of her woomy. And to clarify of the woomy that is kill because she did unironically sperg and sell her game due to brella nerf because she is an autistic shitter.
Nathan Campbell
they're both different kinda of awful but in the same way, if that makes sense both should be ignored entirely
Aaron Price
Does anyone have that spurdo SR image
It makes me laugh every time
Mason Reed
Helb! :-DDDD-DDD
Adrian Gonzalez
okay in that case I dont feel bad anymore
Dylan Martin
She's a worthless attention whore and always has been, that's entirely the reason for fetishposting, it made her """popular"""
Juan Miller
I fuckin hate Salmonid Smokeyard >glowfly wave >high tide >guy with glowflies is on the other island and not near the egg basket what the fuck is wrong with people, why do they EVER go to that side of the map during high tide, especially on a glowfly wave. The guy over there died, someone went to save him and also died over there. Then we all died and lost.
Carter Rogers
SR room up 3/4
Jacob Gomez
There is only one good Salmon Run map.
Alexander Carter
Kokonoe is nowhere near ATL levels. I dont even want to talk about discord chucklefuck drama but ATL is the only person anywhere on squids I genuinely dislike. If you see the shit she constantly says about people and her ceaseless bragging and fucking passive aggressiveness it's hard not to be bothered. This recent splatfest was probably the worst, egged on by her now having her own discord and being power high off abusing her members. She's got some serious genuine validation, emotional, and mood issues. I'd infer borderline personality disorder along with a shitty childhood. My suggestion to anyone is don't ever talk to her.
Christian Peterson
Thanks. This old meme always gives me a laugh no matter how stupid
Brayden Nelson
c can you find tennis woombley for mme? i miss them
Evan Bailey
I've only seen ATL through screencaps posted from the discord and it just makes me happy I never joined any discords, they seem insufferable
Also I don't trust that any of these "girls" are real
Connor Sanders
She reveled in the attention, as all dykes with girl on the internet syndrome do. It's hilarious she made a shitstorm and big deal out of fetishposting when she was actively encouraging it herself because it made her feel noticed. She literally "jokingly" roleplayed with people with footplay and shit and reposted that "squished by lemonade" pic herself dozens of times after it was made.
Caleb Jenkins
I don't give a carp about your woomies
Samuel Robinson
degeneracy
Jose Baker
I honestly suspected as much. Her woomy wasn't good for anything else anyways, about as generic a woomy as possible, so its no wonder she needed to keep "discouraging" the sexualization. Nobody would care about her woomy if they didnt want to lewd it.
Nathan Rivera
The age of OC posting is over. The time of the idol has come.
Asher Long
I still care about your woomy user
Christian Howard
During splatfest she actually told people on team comedy looking for splatfest squads to get to king and stop playing because they'll make team comedy lose and constantly called them out individually for being bad, making her lose "her 43 win streak" which was actually a 43:7 squad score, endlessly bragged about said score and 23xx power about 50 times, and kept jerking herself off to herself. People literally leave the discord because of her. She's almost pityable.
Brody Cook
Or, you know, both!
Wyatt Wright
Wave 3 wipe because AngelFire decides to swim inside two drizzler clouds to put an egg in instead of reviving and they had an eliter it seems Wave 2 missed quota >wait a few minutes before queue again >in a match with her again
Wew. When it gives you those 20+ egg quota and you have people who can't put eggs in...
Luis Sullivan
The thing about people with borderline personality disorder is they center and focus their whole lives around seeking out attention and external validation. They're often considerably intelligent and extremely manipulative and get carried away in manic highs when they get attention while getting extremely offended and hurt at perceived slights by everyone and in everything. Kind of like a psychopath or sociopath. The internet is a great go-to medium for them to fester upon.
Isaac Gonzalez
I've known a couple of people just like her. Hyper manipulative and pretend to be friendly to you as long as you're beneficial to giving them attention, but will swiftly move on when they find better alternatives.
Robert Carter
Stop hogging eggs and fight, doofus
Luis Bennett
Oh, you're that retard nignog woomy that plays solo with randos while having 500+ power and then cries about it here about randos literally no one will remember nor ever care about.
It's better than you trying to play with /ink/ or discord people from here though. Did you choose the path of randos because you're too socially retarded and autistic to actually have friends.