/twg/ - Total War General

kek in araby edition

Total War: Three Kingdoms announced, release Fall 2018:
youtube.com/watch?v=s4D42vMUSIM

Total Warhammer 2 Info:
totalwar.com/blog/tomb-kings-patch-notes
youtube.com/watch?v=Upki3zmazG0
totalwar.com/blog/tomb-kings-roster-reveal
store.steampowered.com/app/617870
totalwar.com/blog/warhammer-ii-development-update

Thrones of Britannia Info:
totalwar.com/blog/anglo-saxon-unit-rosters
totalwar.com/blog/anglo-saxon-england
youtube.com/watch?v=5MUdiBfXo04
store.steampowered.com/app/712100/Total_War_Saga_Thrones_of_Britannia/

>FAQs and General Info
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pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
pastebin.com/hPkPujTB

Other urls found in this thread:

totalwar.com/blog/tomb-kings-patch-notes
youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA
youtube.com/watch?v=VqElJnsUvtE
youtube.com/watch?v=RuxHLzwlDY4
youtube.com/watch?v=4cSJyZp6quQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
youtube.com/watch?v=V-vXFQctGZ8
youtube.com/watch?v=p9L0N6WF_ik
youtube.com/watch?v=jXSblZUHZ-8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

old breado

Dont get what that picture implies

>click on Phoenix Guard
>no sound
WTF CA?!

WELCOME
friend of the dawi

Brets get technology to confederate with the "placeholder" bretonnians in Araby.

allow to confederate bretonnia factions located in the southlands, this means arabyfags blown the fuck out

5th for Lu Lingqi, the fairest maiden in all the Three Kingdoms!

AZHAG NEW BEST GREEN LL, SAVAGE ORCS ATRONKER, DORFS A SHIT. TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

Araby is coming

What makes you think wont remove that tech when Araby gets released?

Where is our gangbang? WE WERE PROMISED.

threadly reminder this was your fault

Did we get to see the update that's coming with TK or are you fags sperging for the sake of sperging?

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Who the fuck is this guy anyway?

good

RIP araby
you will be missed
no brown qt's for me

I AM UTHRED SON OF UTHRED, born a history player, raised a fantasy fag, AND I WILL HAVE MY KINGDOM

Missed you user

Never ever

>tfw desert kangz was the best dlc

Right?! Woodelf browngirls when? Needthatreskin

Nice one I actually fell for it

totalwar.com/blog/tomb-kings-patch-notes

>spearmanii, brown edition

zzzz...

Reminder that 3K characters are
>unrelatable
>unpronounceable
>indistinguishable
>totally and utterly alien

/OurGuy/ calling CA out for what they are a bunch of Angl*id jews for not putting in banners and crumbling wall affects, but most importantly abandoning theire reall fan base of us HISTORY PLAYERS

anyone excited for 3K is a good goy and/or chink themselves

Don't mind me, I'm just rating the sieges in Total Warhammer as 9/10 in the survey. No need to thank me.

????

the pinnacle of anglo genetics

>Already has more views than the Warhammer 1, half the views of Warhammer 2, three times that of Attila and 5 times that of Britannia trailers


Seems good enough to me

Reminder that Shogun 2 characters are
>unrelatable
>unpronounceable
>indistinguishable
>totally and utterly alien

So this goes live with TK in 5 days. Cool

I'm a weeaboo who loves to watch movies with Samurai and Shogun.
They're not aliens to me, and I can actually distinguish between two people.

Soon

How bitterly disappointing

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Infidel fucking shits

What they do to Savage Orcs?

>beastmen nerf
>Hard cygor nerf, even more so for savage dominion
>Malagor back in the bin
T-t-thanks CA, thanks multiplayer frens

CHINA !

>Already has more views than the Warhammer 1 trailer
Not even close. Warhammer 1 trailer has 5 million views.

>want to play
>update in 5 days tho

Japs are infinitely more human than Chinese, and have a non-tonal language that is easy to pronounce and distinguish characters from

post araby soundtracks
youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA
youtube.com/watch?v=VqElJnsUvtE
youtube.com/watch?v=RuxHLzwlDY4
youtube.com/watch?v=4cSJyZp6quQ

what?
there's a nerf on cygors in the patch?
same here

>want to play
>Three Kingdoms in 9 months tho

>not just playing anyway
you can always start a new campaign

Accuracy is getting nerfed for their rocks, and the summoned cygor degenerates 20% faster.

Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!

-accuracy and nerfs to savage dominion making them melt faster

>Japs are infinitely more human than Chinese

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

lol

dumb 3K poster

>not posting the gif

I bet you believe in the holocaust too

Umm sweetie who were the targets?
Unit 731 proves my point that Chinese are so alien, unrelatable and indistinguishable that you can horrifically torture them in good conscience

There weren't any samurai in the 3K

How are history fags holding up? It's been a few days since I came back here.


Are they still in denial?

who cares
americans nuked two cities
spaniards exterminated everyone in mesoamerica
european whites started two world wars and did some unholy genocides
go back to Ieddit, retard. And stop fucking derailing the thread more than it already is, no one is interested in hearing you screech your ding ding wing wong meme for the 10th time to soothe your anal damage from 3kangdomz

>Umm sweetie who were the targets?

Americans, Europeans, and Australians?

Dark elves are second worst elves

Leadership buffs yo, specifically big uns

Nope

Destiny is all!!!!! XD

unit 731 did nothing wrong

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thats the joke

I'm very busy with pressing matters right now, but it'll get done, I swear on it.

>ding dong
>wing wong
>ching chong
>lmao im a king of banter haha guys chinks have retarded names

Try Oriental Empires then. It's more like Civilizations, but it'll fix your chinese addiction.
If you're more into city builder, GoG released Emperor, it should work on all machines now.

I seriously want to commit a crime.

The Asur are a civilized race, unlike those barbarous Dru...

>chinks actually get mad at people making fun of their retarded language
lmao

Death to traitors

Yeah except it's not true and the Unit was based in deep Manchuria involving Chinese serfs.

this but unironically

I spent ages looking for it
youtube.com/watch?v=V-vXFQctGZ8

Der Ewige Chink

heh...they gots a funy name...dong!

>chink actually getting butthurt
Seriously?

Yeah just skimmed through the patch notes. Looks pretty good for Greenskins.

I'm not really sure what to make of the Lizardmen changes though.

>t. Wang Dong

I didin't know that Rome had heavy cavalry?!?!! I thought the lack of heavy cav was the weakest link in the roman army?!

youtube.com/watch?v=p9L0N6WF_ik

fuck chink dogeater shiteater gooks they have slant eyes
i hate chinks sofucking much i hate 3 kingdoms chinks are subhumans and dont have any history FUCK CHINKS and FUCK CA only WHITES have history chinkland is a fantasy until the whites invaded it
I HATE CHINKS AND CHINA SO FUCKING MUCH

Why not? Everyone has the right to be butthurt. Look at how quickly the burger get mad when you talk shit about their retarded imperial system or how they write it month/day/year instead of day/month/year LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

+
youtube.com/watch?v=jXSblZUHZ-8

alternatively, look at this compilation of asspain and tears

*THREADLY REMINDER*

ANTI CHINA FAGS

ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>recruitment
>pigs
??????

>""""People"""" from third world country still jealous of the greatest country in the world
Keep being mad

The unit description literally says they are auxiliary troops

Hi Teclis. Nice to see you too brother.

This is a picture of a chinese person next to a skaven.

See if you can tell which is which.

I don't see what's wrong.

The high chadmaster taking back what is his

>tfw just confederated him

Pretty tough discovering your race are entirely forgettable amorphous NPCs

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

An asrai starts complaining that waywatchers as a Tier 5 unit are worse than darkshards
What do you reply?