/ss13g/ - spacemen on a shardstation edition

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>Kenneth reeing over getting caught with contraband
>antag busses in xenos with a xeno clown becoming their mother
>cargo ups the 10shards joke to 20shards

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

First for trannies

Random name+appearance day when?

Remember, it's only gay if the shards touch

Respect our headmin's pronouns

>haven't played the game in months
>completely forgot how to play/ interact
I feel like time for me to come back.

>>haven't played the game in months
>>completely forgot how to play/ interact
Which admin are you?

On Colonial Marines, how long does it usually take from round start as a grunt to actually seeing some hot xeno action?

>-Sabotage
>-Possession of a weapon
>-Unauthorized Combat Gear Construction
>-Possession of contraband
>-Vandalism
>FOR A TOTAL TIME OF:
>33 (Thirty-three) minutes of brig!

Leave that shit in the other thread

Can Sec arrest me for carrying my mining gear around (Diamond Drill, PKA, katana) in my bookbag?

no

>Do remember that if it is an item that is part of their job they are permitted to carry it, but it might be confiscated if they commit another potentially more violent crime with that weapon.
It's different from combat mechs in that even just creating a combat mech without authorisation is illegal.

interbay server
come join
byond://47.54.195.132:1983

>That's 8 minutes in a cube, punk
It's NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

Can I fill a venom sword with corn oil and if so does it make people fat when I cut them

The first two are mining equipment. Katana sec might arrest you for if they're being hardasses. It's a faster one-handed fireaxe that also counts as a shield, come on now.

What modules would you, yes, YOU, give to malf or rebalance to make rounds more interesting?

Judge dredd module.

If non-antags do silly things that result in death and destruction, but nobody feels antagonized (or even enjoys it)

Is that ban-worthy?

Yes, but that is not exactly what went down in that SME room.

lock pump interaction behind some hacking

Mech Takeover
Buy a posibrained, already built borg "that was in storage" (just silently latejoins a ghost-role borg). Up to the silicons that people don't realize there's an extra one.

>that entire series of events in the shard room
What a glorious hot mess that was.

They won't have time to get fat when you cut their limbs off and they bleed out

Giving it a detomatrix PDA cartridge could be neat, also who on that topic, give it the mime PDA virus for free

What will you do to stop the waifus?

make AI cores suceptible to heat damage

Oh, I mean, none of you did anything antagonistic. But it DID result in engineering going pomf.

THE MOST INCREDIBLE ABILITY OF ALL ! ! ! !
GIVE ITS BORGS A WRENCH NO MATTER THE MODULE

If I knew how I'd make turrets able to acquire targets individually and not try to shoot through walls. They're a joke, epecially on Deff.

>bittervanilla
secban is overdo

SEC BORG WITH A WRENCH IS THE DEVIL ON WHEELS

I want to go a round where someone becomes enough of a madman to create a second AI core.

Would it be possible for a vox trader to create an AI core?

Where did security hurt you?

If there were more players readied up, I'd have made it a triumvirate round
One round, someone made like 13 cores

>Hear over radio Clown gonna diddle shard
>clown at engineering doors in mech
>i should stop him but I really REALLY wanna watch this shit
>"Clowns in a Ripley nothing i can do don't cry for me Stationtina"

What is this server based on

It's a recreation of lifeweb in baystation12 code.

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I miss the stage

Is this loss?

My answer to this is the same as to "what gamemodes do you want"
Don't add more snowflake code powers, just add more shit to the game that makes AI more fun and interesting in general, and malf being better will flow naturally from that

Me too. I used to extend the bar across in front of the stage, weld n bolt shut the door to dorms and turn the back area in front of the dorms door into a VIP lounge.
Once the clown came and did a theater show on the stage for us. He swallowed 14 monkey cubes and a glass of water.

Being able to change your laws at will would be a nice module

It's would detract attention and lead security on a wild goose chase

>2560
>walk into bar
>the piano has been drinking starts playing

Change your own laws, friend

Wasn't there a chemical that resisted stuns?

begone you immigrant

There literally was one on Veeky Forumsstation a year ago.

Synaptizine makes you recover from stuns more quickly.

Hey, can I see what all your macros are?

That's all of them

Haha that's brilliant. I was musing with the idea of fudging asimov but didnt know how to execute it.

Ah, thought you might have some other interesting things. Thanks anyway.

There's 3

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This. More possible interactions with the equipment around the station will not only make malf AI more fun, but AI more fun in general.

the security maint doors were bolted because there was plasma in there (which was announced you nigger learn to listen)

Listening is not explicitly required in Space Law.

I thought you would put the quiz in as a news story

Someone bolted the doors to the shard (I think a mommi) and I wanted to create a super singulo.

Post your favorite job.
Post two examples of acceptable powergaming for your job, and two examples of unacceptable powergaming for it.

scientist

powergaming RnD
powergaming equipment

there is no unacceptable powergamign wtih scientist

>please do not scatter donuts around
>3 out of the 5 following pictures show piles of donuts on the floor

That is vandalism, 3 minutes in the cubes
>a janitor will never get drafted to sec and enforce a clean station

not even Telesci spreadsheet?

>hiding voice-activated TTV bombs around just in case you get auto-traitored

AI
Probably only really employing tricks to stop people messing with your laws, because they can ruin the round for a lot of people. I regret doing it so much, though, and will try to be more accommodating in future

Not sure what you can really even do to powergame as AI, I usually don't try to draw attention to traitors unless I see them doing something harmful

Z levels are static, it can't be helped

Trader
Acceptable:
>glubs, coat, tools, (jetpack and exosuit in backpack)
>keeping the inventory of a secvend in your tradercoat to ‘sell’
Unacceptable
>depresurising mining or research outpost
>stealing the research outpost chem dispenser

The trader exosuit fits in your backpack, I thought this was patched?

yeah your right

my bad experiences with them are mostly when we were both sec

Chemist.
Literally anything that improves Medbay as a whole is acceptable (rezadone, DD, medbaylathe, ordering everything Cargo can get you including glubbs&spacesuits for doctors...)
Chloral (and chloral2) injectors are acceptable for Medbay staff, but only if used inside Medbay. Syringe gun leaving Medbay ground is especially Haram.

Unacceptable is making Creatine before confirmed codered-tier threat like milf or newcops.
Also are the forbidden Medbay techniques like cutting and reattaching the same limb to fix it.

>Also are the forbidden Medbay techniques like cutting and reattaching the same limb to fix it.
Severed limbs remember damage now, IIRC.

You know the others.
There is such a thing as too much good.

>Unacceptable is making Creatine
``FRICK OFF"

Dude, how many layers of "do no harm" are you on right now?

Read the rest of the sentence you fric*

MD
>acceptable
Getting a pill bottle of hyperzine, one of healing chems, the other of synaptizine
>unacceptable
Chloral unless confirmed threat

Do no harm?
Oh no, I don't mean kill and clone. That's just standard.

I'm coming for you trader, your days of carrying that bulky suit in your bag are over.

Today, on MUH RURUS station 13:

fuck

The bf metaclub will rise

tfw no yuri metaclub

real talk
how many of you would erp if it didn't mean ostracization and a ban?

I would ERP raping everyone to death.

I love erp, but never on SS13, for so many reasons

Robust coffee

Tea helps vs toxins
Milk fixes bones very slowly
Might be some other robust drinks but can't remember

I already did several times, user.

There are ways to get around the rules

I wouldn't ERP in the strict sense, but things like being able to emote dragging your dick across the HoP windoor. I've seen people being banned for similar "ERP".

vgstation has people as young as 8 years old

we can't have non child-friendly things or we admins could get arrested

>3 out of the 5 following pictures show piles of donuts on the floor
#justsecthings

But Four Chan is an 18+ website! How can there be young ones on our server?

>See crime committed
>Talk to security about it
>They bring me in, search me, follow my lead and thank me
>Go our own ways
Why are the small little bits of roleplay the best?

Most people using our server have never used Veeky Forums. We bring them from reddit.

Sorry it took so long Borgo. But in the end I finished the rune and those gremlins lived once more!