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Noxus thread

eyosongive.us

>Xayah will never beg you to impregnate her with a superior Human child
Feels bad man.

Give me THICC champions

xth for my wife Syndra

>impregnating a non-human

...

>tfw no qt petite gf

fug it next thread Im going to make a purple girl one noxusposting needs to CEASE

YOU NEED NOT FOLLOW

BUT YOU MUST WITNESS

I hope you Swain players enjoy your VGU, like I'm enjoying Urgot's. That teaser trailer was hype.

The lore matchup is gonna be niiiiice

Do I get Lucian or Jhin?

You woldn't fuck a cow....

Would you?

>Not rewarding his slaves so they work harder

MOMMY MILKY

Country
Age
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Rank

I think Europe is sleeping right now but whatever

you're a good person user!
keep fighting for what you believe in and what you wanna be!
get where you wanna get in life, nothing is stopping you other than yourself!
i believe in you!
good luck in solo queue!

Jhin. I used to say Lucian but it just feels so bad to play him and use all his abilities. Not killing someone from half health when hitting them with a full culling just feels bad.

At least Jhin is still satisfying with his damage

I for one appreciate our Noxus overlords ending shitty waifu OPs

>Country
NA
>Age
24
>Main
Azir
>Rank
Working on placements

Right back at you

Jhin

I reward heretics, xenos and mutants all the same way

Papal State
44
pic related
Plat 2

>ywn see the look of terror on Zoe's face as she begs you to pull out because it's a dangerous day

Fuck off nasa.

>yfw this is the new bilgewater swain

wow i just hit diamond on pbe!?!?! yay!!!

you guys should play pbe ranked too, it's fun and you get all the content you wanna play with

USA
20
Sona Jungle
b5

you dont know me
maybe im an asshole
maybe i wanted to be an olympic runner but i got hit by a drunk driver and am paralyzed now

have a good day though my friend

I bet you are bronze 5, you disgust me mutt.

Stop me goy
Yeah playing with people worse than bronze v, you will surely reach diamond easily kek

USA
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Akali
Bronze 5

why not just post purple girl in this thread?

Sona.

it's easier than official servers for sure but it's pretty similar after platinum. i'm plat 3 on na so eh, slight difference

It doesn't surprise me only bronzies are giving their info to the big brother.

Isn't Lucian considered better this patch?

Is Lucian really not that good that he can't follow through and kill people?

Shen main.

AMA

hey cuties

do you like shen?

What are some easy win-lane win-game midlaners?

Lucian is currently in "Losecian" state

+1 ranked 5s

Bronze teams are impossible to carry

Hey babe, wanna carry me out of bronze?

if riot actually rips off the reason why admiral jackets never fall from their shoulders for swain lore i'm gonna be pissed
if you are a true one piec fan you should know the reaosn why

I want to look EXACTLY like Cho'Gath.

IS VEIGER GOOD OR WHAT

Why is warlord his best skin?

Yasuo

Having not experienced him post GU, I can't really comment on what he was like before it. However I really enjoy his style and kit. It makes top lane extremely stress free most of the time.

w-with impregnation?

>tfw no Noxian commissar support with an creep denial mechanic that buffs either her creeps or her ADC

>building CDR boots against a team with two stuns and a slow
>Lulu didn't build Mikael's Crucible
God damn you're a dumbass

I don't own enough carries I've noticed, so is Jhin really worth it or should I invest in other people? I own a majority of champs in other areas, but ADC's I have too few in.

Who's performing the best right now?

Second favorite skin IMO because the chromas give amazing options. I want Yellowjacket so badly. Also getting hit with auto poster so replies are gonna be slow

Malzahar. Just remember to roam bot or top every now and then after your two second wave clear

Xerath
Katarina
Zed
Akali
Anivia
Brand
Vel'Koz
Fizz

jhin is also shit
play twitch or tristana

Correction: Pre- GU.

Swain can fuck off. When is Jarvan getting his rework?

Tight champions > THICC champions

I bet he is going to be capeshit anyway.

Yes. If by impregnation you mean a bolt round impregnating the head of a filthy xeno, heretic or mutant.

Why is my botlane always filled with a pair of r words.....

Fuck that. I want a jaded, battle-hardened J4.

Jhin isn't worth it right now. If you want to play him, play him in norms.

This goes for most of the lane-bully ADCS, right now, actually. Jhin, Caitlyn, Draven, Lucian... none of them are doing well at the moment. The only exceptions are Miss Fortune and Varus.

Try Vayne, Tristana or Twitch instead.

Post yfw Vlad unites traits of both Khorne and Slaanesh

Sealed spellbook is so fucking useless holy shit, even in diamond shitters keep using it, when will the booktide stop ?

Why do you think he needs one? I think his kit is pretty solid. At the very least there must be two dozen or more champs that need a rework more than he does.

Retards?

Well, my friend summed it up finely for me when I play ADC. My micro is in their own words, fantastic. My macro is shit. I've been playing toplane this season to improve my macro alot more, so hopefully I'll bring that experience with me when I go botlane.


TL;DR: I'm like a retard with a razor blade but I have to be pointed in the right direction since my decision making is ass, much like alot of other low-elo ADCs.

Which League girl(s) are specifically attracted to old fat guys?

Just out of curiosity, post your rank last season, your placement score, and your rank now.

>Gold V
>5-5
>Silver III

is there any better feeling then hard dicking a rakan/xayah combo botlane

i get all giddy just thinking about giving that stupid combo a hard asspounding for being so obnoxious

He uses magic. Khorne hates that shit.
He's cloak and dagger. Khorne hates that shit.

I've had people tell me CDR no matter what. Besides, the damage was too diverse on their team to build tabi or mercs, anyway I was still the best player in pretty much every category by a wide margin, on both teams. I don't understand what I could have done differently to win the game with teammates this bad.

I guess so

News says they are going back to doing VUs would like a lulu one? they did good with the other 2 yordles

zoe

>Gold 1
>5-5
>Gold 5

I really shit the bed with my placements and got tilted as fuck with a few games.

what would having a sivir gf be like

>Bronze 2
>5-5
>Bronze 1

how do i win with kayn

Play Vi or Rek'sai instead

Pick Rhaast instead of SA.

>Bronze V
>7-3
>Bronze V

Were you the guy that commissioned this?

>Sigvald is cloak and dagger
Speed readers get out

Constantly missing your wallet

you wake up one day with your cash, clothes and house missing never to hear from her again

How is he cloak and dagger? His gameplay is literally go in and massacre everyone.

>kayn/jinx

god no

>Xayah starts blaming Rakan in allchat
LITERALLY my fetish.

wtf hahaa

That image was made by a Kayn that got E'd one too many times.

I still believe in you friend, I'm sure you'll find a new dream, and I'm sure you'll be able to achieve it.
You have a good day too, friend.
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Don't you see the resemblance?

get your tansformation before 12 minutes

Tightest girl I've had was a fattie. Didn't even plan to fugg her, I just wanted a bj but then I felt how tight she was when I was fingering her and I had to.

>just wiped the floor with a zed top
what the FUCK was the thought process of picking him top?

is jax a worthwhile top laner to have in my back pocket, or is he more of a 1-trick champ?
or should I stick to simple autopilot shit like maokai if I get filled up there

Otherwise of note: what's a good champ to round out a mid pool of Lissandra / Kassadin?
I'm thinking a long range mage like Viktor, Vel'koz, Ziggs, Xerath, those guys.

And who's a good third jungler to have if I play Sejuani / Shyvana?
I'm thinking a diver like Warwick, Vi, or Jarvan, someone I can actually do stuff early game with

She might pretend to like the sex (probably not tho) then she'll take all of your money while you're passed out

Expect monthly visits from her when she's strapped for cash.

>Fucking a fattie ever for any reason
nothing is worth that

When does Janna stop being freelo?

Because one feeder determines the outcome of the lane, and to a greater extent - the outcome of the match for most games now.

You could get a great ADC paired with a shitty support, and people will still end up calling the ADC a retard because they don't realize how reliant they are on their supports carrying them through the laning phase (and most of all buying a fucking sightstone.)

Or, you could get a great support paired with a shitty ADC, and the support can only do so much to carry this ADC from feeding the enemy team due to poor trades and shit positioning. They can try to support their other teammates during laning phase... but rest of your team can shred those enemy tanks like your ADC can. So it's fucked.

There's also the possibility where both your ADC and your support get counter-picked, in which case there isn't much that they can do aside from playing it safe and waiting for their jungler or mid to make a gank.