/twg/ - Total War General

Ok I missed this. Can someone please explain to my why Darren had an autistic shitfit about Warhammer and left CA/got fired?
I have seen bits and pieces about this cunt starving but I don't really understand what his gripe was

Which faction is the most like Ethereum?

Three Chinkdoms was the last straw for me. I forgave CA the Rome 2 abomination, the inefficient patching, loads of lazy cashgrab DLCs, appointing that reddit whore as community babysitter etc. However, I REFUSE to be quiet about this chinkshit they're serving us next

After taking all of Ulthuan as Tyrion what should I do? Invade the nigger elves en masse? The economic power I'll have doesn't seem too great

no
NO
NOOOO
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE FANTASYCHADS ARE BAAAACCCKKKK

old bread

So what is the single worst matchup in the game?

Build vertically for 100 turns. Then punch mommy in the mouth. High Elves are the most boring campaign desu.

>sadly history seems to have ended. This chinese thing does nothing for me.
Maybe fukuyama was right.

On the plus side Warhammer is enormously good fun. What I'll do when it eventually dies is unknown.

>inb4 age of sigmar total war.
Never

Lizardmen and Skaven

Anyone?

I have to agree with this, probably from spending 160 turns fighting nothing but lizardmen as skaven

He tried to suggest stuff to the dev team and they wouldn't listen so he autistically shrieked and left

Much like a great Dane fucking a chihuahua it's not bad if you're on top.

It wasnt about warhammer, it was about the general direction the sega-jews were forcing CA to go into

He's an idea guy who's only skill is video editing. With that, he honestly expected a company with hundreds of employees was going to listen to an overpaid video editor when it comes to design decisions. He wasn't ready when reality struck him, and on top of that, barely anyone in the office liked him.

Dwarfs vs Dwarfs

>tfw skaven keep ambushing you
>tfw it only means your guys dont have as far to run

Is that it? I only heard bits and pieces on here about it (I was away working for a good while) and had this narrative where he had raged about fantasychads and history being dreadfully mistreated. It seems instead that the monkey got uppity with the organ grinder.

Yeah, until you get sufficient artillery and armor piercing units.

This is the true answer.

It's a great feel.
>Queer ambushed an army of Mazda, and everything else was large angry dinosaurs
>Just one long two dimensional smear left 5 minutes later.

Because of people that fucking gulp that shit like a candy. They get attention and continue shitposting.

>retarded moron gets a dream job and gets paid well for it
>loses it because he's a fucking manchild who can't understand his role in his job

>meanwhile I literally cannot find a good job or keep one longer than three months
what possesses people to be like that

Would kiss her (no homo)

Don't forget
>loses girlfriend
>starving
>going bald

Who's excited for THRONES. OF. BRITANNIA!

I know this feel user. 4 years in college getting a science degree and I cant even get a shitty job and then I hear about places literally hiring randos out of coffee shops.

>going bald
>going

He's lucky he lives in a cold place so he has an excuse to hide his bald under a beanie 24/7.

Darren died for our sins. He tried to warn us. He saw how CA were refusing to make grounded realistic history and he told them "CA, your biggest fans want grounded, realistic history, don't do this, don't sacrifice your old fans for Chinamen", and CA looked down at Darren and said "No."

anyone up for some waggle?

>Who's excited to DRINK. SOME. SOOOOOOYYYYY!

you forgot
>posts pictures of shitty food to twitter so people will feel bad and join his patreon

Dont worry user, she is 100% female, unlike that Bretonnian harlot thats been running around

Oh well in that case offer revoked.

Better Thrones of Soytannia than Three Soyndoms!

I just figured it out: the soyim are actually screaming, they're crying out for help in those pictures. The rotting of their souls by the lack of culture and the abundance of greed and materialism makes them give off an air of desperation in photos, they're trying to look happy and excited but really they're screaming in agony, screaming for help.

Tell me anons, why are you excited for tomb kangz? What is it that grabs you about them?
>because I've been looking forward to them since WH1 was announced.

How do people only have jobs for three months? Unless its a tempt job I can't understand how its even worth it for a company to only keep someone employed for that short of a spam of time.

I'm gonna miss her pinwheel. Do you think she will make an appearance in TW3K?

So High Elves got shit like Phoenix gate, Eagle gate and etc. Anybody ever got any use from them? They just stand around, doing nothing, being useless and ignored by enemies.

Lots of new mechanics.
Cool units.
Good selection of LLs.

Because I've always wanted to play a black faction in my vidya games.

If they have a family system its very well possible

They mean once you have the inner donut is easier to defend

for the WE WUZ memes

I like the smaller monstrous entities in Warhammer
Gorebulls, Crypt Horrors, Minotaurs, Skinwolves, Fimir
Once you get up to Dragons and Mega Sphinxes, I lose interest

They're honestly shaping up to be the best faction Warhammer period, with a complete roster, amazing mechanics both in battle and campaign, makes the WH1 factions, including the DLC ones, and a few of the WH2 ones look like dogshit in comparison

>generally dont really like americans
>still find their civil war very interesting
>NEVER EVER

youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

You some kinda pussy?

I like Egypt. I like skellingtons. I always wanted to play them in the TT.

Its alright bro, I like you too

There is always that game Darth made.

fuck off darth

No! I just don't like big monsters.

There is a good mod for empire total war Brothers vs Brothers I think it was called

What are you guys doing while we wait for the kangz? Are you even playing warhammer?

Trying to end my addiction to incest porn. Lamenting the death of Corruption of Champions. Thinking about trying to read Water Margin. Posting this webm to see what it is.

>tfw writing cringy crossover fanfics.
>it becomes popular
>can't stop writing
This is horrifying

I wanted to do a High Elves play through but wh*te boys are boring.

you cant just say that and not link that shit

Playing FFXIV and the Monster hunter world beta.

listening to ween and waiting for death

No idea tbqh, was about to play Bretonnia in Me but after i saw tons of Bretonnia upgrades i have decided not to bother playing 'old" Bretonnia. Will probably watch something.
Also streamer-bloger fags will recieve Tomb kangs in like 20 hours, it will be even more painfull to hold myself from watching them and doing something else asuming people are not playing it RIGHT NOW.

>complete roster
>no bone giant
>no bone giant with bow
>no ushabti with great weapons

There's always some of the funnest units missing, no matter how hard they try.

they received kangz last week

I assume they meant tactically complete i.e. all unit type are represented.

>a shitty giant reskin and a variant of a unit thats in
call me when you start bitching about a faction with actual units missing like Beastmen or the Empire

Yeah but they will be allowed to stream all of it, without hiding anything.

fanfiction.net/s/12789891/1/Peiper-s-Pipers

Brace for cancer lad, tomb kings can't come soon enough.

But that what about outer kingdoms. So inner kingdoms chill on the walls and observer outer ring being burned down? Why High Elves are such douchebags.

>they
uh sweetie my preferred prounouns are he/him okay, don't misgender me

sorry dude

make the blood white and you have an accurate depiction of an elf qt

>center formatting

Why do this

DD:TW when?

>le edge elves

youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM

>norsca
youtube.com/watch?v=VxkWTm8Nyh4

qt

What a shitshow

>green skins
youtube.com/watch?v=QFjotdhdBLM

>chaos
youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM

based
youtube.com/watch?v=fdxxvY8Outk

Death Hags turned out so well compared to witch elves

MALEKITH!
>"Dookie!"
What did the dark elves mean by this?

DRUCHII SPEARMANII

trynna get back into the game after i had a go a couple months because tomb kings look cool as shit and so do lizardmen, but i don't want to repeat the mistake and buy warhammer 2 + dlc only to get bored within 30 of any campaign i try

so i started playing empire again, but because the armies are so expensive reikland keeps getting razed whenever i have franz out on campaign. am i just meant to sit on my hands while i build up cash? isn't that anathema to the whole "incursion of chaos" thing? i feel like i need to be rushing.

That has never happened to me. Are you building wall's and trading, or immediately starting a multi- front war? Empire has a very easy start.

>Empire has a very easy start

Playing "The Laboratory"
It's... EPIC!!
M O A R D O O M W H E E L Z

Just love Mummy Morathi, simple as.