League of Legends General - /lolg/

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eyosongive.us

xth for my wife Syndra

I want Zoe to sit on my face.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

xth for not your wife Syndra

xth for your second wife Swift

This is your support for today.

Reave?????????¿???????

Roll me a champ to play my quals

>nerf his waveclear
>winrate goes down to 50
>top laners stop complaining about him
>doesnt have to get a garbage rework

really hope this happens instead of riot just ignoring him then reworking him

yeah, she's not your wife, she's my wife weirdo.

>8 minute ARAM queue
what the FUCK

How does it feel to know that you will never eat Syndra out while Swift sucks your dick

>I now realize that Valentines Day is coming up

Fuck, now I have to not only plan something for my gf but also something for her birthday which is the day after.

Post fluffy lamb butts.

How is it possible to have such a boring taste in champs?

>no champion who can alter the landscape

low IQ lolbabs will defend this

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This is why 3d women are a mistake

Jarvan

>50 minute game
>lose because we have a gp top

why did i get placed in gold -.-

I could be your GF.
I don't celebrate valentines or my brithday.

>Blames one of the best top laners in the game for the loss based on his pick

I think I know why you got placed in gold, user

>i420 SK3PTIC
Pretty sure that guy will feed no matter what he does

"Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...."\

Rakan is such a cuck

GP isn't one of the best toplaners in the game when a Gold player is playing him

In a few hours , it's mallet time

Rakan is probably one of the 5 most alpha champs in the game. He probably has his own side action too.

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5-1 place bets!! :))
u no where2watch!!! haha :D /bukkage

>Xayah dies
>"Hello world! I am single now!"
Made me kek when I first heard it

WHO THE
>FUCK

Actually AGREED for pic related to be created after they saw his design and what he is supposed to do

>expecting that a gold player knows how to play gp
>expects them to do anything other than q and miss with the barrel

Malphite rework FUCKING WHEN???

>stopwatch still hasnt been removed

Why can't NA just FF?

>have gf
>complain about having a gf
kys yourself

post redundant skins
>nightmare chogath
>captain gangplank

Based on the lines about the two, Xayah is the cuck in that relationship if anything else.

Jayce is the official Chad toplaner

>tfw no qt petite gf

Gnar with no items and masteries is fine. It's when you start putting in things like fervor, mallet, BC and tabi that he gets unbearable. Without fervor gnar is noticeably much much much weaker.

>gp
>chad

bad choice to be honest

I cant think if Shaco is shit or good. he seems shit, but somehow he always ends up oneshooting everyone. Also i am pretty sure he has the worst early game in this...game

How petite is Jinx down there

I want to look EXACTLY like Vi

I want to make a sploog in lulu without her consent :3

>sits back and shoots barrels because he'd get his shit kicked in otherwise
C H A D

I'm able to swap my keyboard language between english and russian.

How likely am I to get banned on an english speaking server if I just use russian gibberish in chat (no real russian words or anything) and do shitty troll builds in ranked? As far as I can tell, the banning system uses an algorithm to detect 'mean words' so it wouldn't notice me, right?

Very.

False

I miss AceSkins. Never had the chance to get Black Ali

Would you be ready for the sexual consequences that followed, user?

You wouldn't.

>play with or go against a Yasuo
>they always obnoxiously flash their mastery 7 honor, even if they’re losing

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why is it ONLY Yasuo players who do this shit?

At least you have better taste than most of the "want to look like" faga

An americuc banana vs the long hard girth of the international nana.

>vedius casting
instantly reminded of why I dont watch eulcs

>their Varus
>Builds full crit and slaughters the game
>your varus
>guinsoos and walks right into zyra ultimates

>removed from the game by a 1100g item

so, they'll give him some armor pen or something right?

right?

Especially petite

>not being up for sexual with Caitlyn and/or Jayce

>futa
You asshole I didn't want this

Nah even the Sona and Ahrifags are better. Vi's fucking scraggly ass rat tails and shaven head ruin her look.

Riven players do this too

How did you adquire that skin? And triumphant Ryze is also rare as fuck

He's dead jim.

this game really stinks donkey butt
lol

>why does the punk girl look punk reee I want more weeb bait
kys

which item?

wow rude !!

What champ should I play and roleplay as in game chat for the next week?

yet again, it's a different fetish, it's cheating, not cucking

Is she aware of this?

And when they start losing they insult you with "1v1 me coward" or blame his jungler. It's really hilarious because it always happens

It really does doesn't it.

esports tiem fags

>Play in any competition recognized by riot
>Get a free skin

She could be equally punk just by cutting off the nasty ass hair hanging off the back of her head and look 10x better. Right now it looks like someone went at her with a weed wacker.

Her only saving grace was that Zeronis designed her to be overtly feminine so despite the obnoxious hairstyle she still has the facial aesthetics to be somewhat attractive. If any other artist had designed her she's be flat out ugly.

>Xayah and Rakan meta
Best timeline

>enemy laner is retarded aggro and constantly pushed
>it's annoying but I can handle it
>my jungler sees it and decides to gank for the easy kill
>they keep pushing aggro
>my jungler keeps ganking
>lol you're so bad why so you need the jungler to help you
How do these people realize I don't need the jungler, but my jungler wants that sweet 300g

I would very much
wouldnt you do the same? Maybe with Pix helping you out

The state of NA names

Lolg isn't full of cow fuckers is it?

Wardens mail only costs 1000

Will voice chat ever be released? I want to start hitting on the girls already.

Oh yes, she is aware of it and loves to taunt Vi about it because she's much tighter than Cait

/lolg/ is full of sonacow fuckers

Sorry. That cow needs my semen so she can produce high quality milk

You meant the prickly boy.

That's gross who would want to have sex with a cow?

Ninja tabi

With Trist, should I get BF and then Shiv, or just rush IE and then Shiv + RFC?

it's sonafags only though, ahrifags don't spam it

they are probably scared of the thought how inconvenient it would be to deal with fluffy tails irl

Tryndamere is the most no skill champion in the entire game and you are a terrible human being if you play him.

Well I'm saying you wouldn't because of Pix preventing that from happening.

Since when? I haven't been paying attention.

Yeah, tristplayers should get a BF

>sometimes neighbors get too 'loud'
>just pretend its Garen and Lux going at it

this isn't weird... r-right guys?

Depends if you have the money for ie. Only get statikk shiv first when you're behind and need to clear seige waves fast