/srg/ - Speedrun General

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list of people who are the obsessed freak:
squid
headcrab
zastbat

list of people who aren't the obsessed freak:
ion
everyone else

>/srg/ still hasn't died yet

what the fuck...

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>speedrunnning

everyone who ever tried to bring me down for my lack of self awareness; i always slammed them in the speedrun

this isn't to say that i'm better than anyone. i used to look down on "social climbers" for their fakeness, it's just a difference in skillset

or actually, a difference in focus

list of people who are ion:

>speedrunning

list of people who make incorrect posts:

nobody here is any good at speedrans

>tfw nega prevailed

>speedrunning

>speedrunning

>speedrunning

speedrunning?

remember when Trix grinded SM64 for months and couldn't even sub 2? lmao

No, why would I pay attention to that?

Word. It really puts all of these meme runners to shame when they pick up SM64 and struggle to even get bad times.

>b-but muh gameshark broke!
Not an excuse. The game is well suited for practice even without a gameshark. You are simply a bitch who could not compete.

>speedrunning

>practicing sm64 without a gameshark
That's just an awful, shit idea. Do something else.

The game is well suited for practice even without a game shark. Better than most games.

almost as embarrassing as when squid grinded 70 star 18 hours a day for over three years and peaked at a mid 52

kek

but it was a few hours most days for a few months and you know that tho

+ hours of offline practice (allegedly).

he streamed his practice loads. besides all runners practice, why is that a plus point lmao

I watched him stream a lot, but I've never seen him stream practice. "Loads" is clearly an overstatement.
>all runners practice
lol

>Squid practiced
>meme is grindmonkeys don't practice
Is this whole grindmonkey meme just bullshit after all?

I should have put "practice" in quotation marks.

>is this absolutely dreadful srg meme bullshit
gee i dont know man

>he wasnt there for the comfy hitbox streams
lmao

What's your 70 star PB?

>admitting he was already grinding 70 star on hitbox in 2014
kek

LOL

LMAO

I don't know, you'd just think the only thing that /srg/ has been talking about since late 2015 wouldn't have this flimsy of a foundation at least.

Hi guys I PB'd today

You seriously don't understand the level of retardation you are dealing with. /srg/ is probably the stupidest, most miss informed group of individuals I have ever come across.

>2014
Squid wasn't even a thing in 2014.

>miss informed
who?

>admitting you're new
you're done here, you clearly know nothing about srg

>you're done here, you clearly know nothing about srg
After I literally just described /srg/ perfectly.

>the freak trying to warp time and space again
absolutely unreal lmfao

Congrats user! I'm so proud of you!

ion you're really bad at this aren't you

Give me your top and worst 3 runs of AGDQ 2018.
Define "top" and "worst" however you see fit. E.g. MGS 3 going terrible, but being still informative and entertaining.

thanks!

eric, simply eric

don't let it die

That's how it always begins.
Just wait until you can't increase your PB anymore and soon you have gay tranny dreams.

yeah most tranny speedrunners are lesbian

>tranny
>lesbian
That's not how it works, shitord.

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but then where would i make my obsessive monkey posts?

on twitter

>all runners practice

practice is just a code word for doing your nails desu

who are you quoting?

endlessxgrind

I love squid and all his wrs

yeah, monkeys are still pretty funny though.

this is not ion

Awesome what's your stream? Gotta support speed pals in 2k18

youtube.com/channel/UC_x6YyeZLW0bwuzcy6NGQ3A

can you explain your answer?

Who are the biggest soyboys of speedrunning?

iateyourpie

Almolicious

u

firedragon764

carcinogen

oh my FUCKING GOD dude

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Official List of Speedrunning Soyboys
iateyourpie
almolicious
firedragon764
carcinogen
(You)

Feel free to add or remove names. Additions must be neckbeard males who take pictures with their mouths open and are completely cucked to females.

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spicy is going to eat a pepper in like an hour

stiv did it

finally a non-meme record.

I made a mistake, Fifi changed his name to just Firedragon. Please update it, thank you.

You have to subtract 3 minutes to account for the Gameshark advantage, which Squid didn't have. He has a 49 skill-wise.

The 20 Bucks On Ebay Stigma

The God Game Stigma

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Would Puncayshun have the balls to say this to a so-called "grindmonkey" in real life? I think not. Coward.

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Cran aint even did a dayum thing 2 yall niggas doe

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Croni is my speedpresident

more like croni is (((their))) speednutter

Talon
Tooshi/CloakedYoshi

Official List of Speedrunning Soyboys
iateyourpie
Almolicious
Firedragon
Carcinogen
Talon
CloakedYoshi
(You)

Feel free to add or remove names. Additions must be neckbeard males who take pictures with their mouths open and are completely cucked to females.

no

why don't you make a good hate list with reasons instead? even saying the word "soyboy" makes you sound like a retard.

t. Soyboy

our guy pie is NOT a soyboy

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He is not our guy you fuck

based

and no soyboy list is complete without CarlSagan42, god of the cucks

cakebois out out OUT

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