/ddlc/ Doki Doki Literature Club #392

Gladly

>Licking Monika's armpits!
>Making Monika moan with delight!
>Telling Monika how much you love her!

>go into kitchen
>check the bread bin
>completely empty
>turn around
>see this
what do?

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I want to fuck the boipuccies of the cute anons posting here!

At least things are finally looking better then when I played DDLC

My paper I spent almost a year working on about election hacking was accepted for publication at a pretty big conference this year. Now I have to get over the crippling anxiety of having to present in front of industry professionals for 20 minutes.

of course. how is this even a problem unless you're a monikafriend?

Give headpats

youtube.com/watch?v=6ai2c5vZGOs

tough choice
I dont think so doe

Hey guys!

Just a reminder that tomorrow we're discussing "Lolita". Come by the thread around this hour or so to talk about the book. Hopefully a lot of discussion will go on!

I might not be able to follow through daily posts like before because I have things to do until next week, but keep on reading!

It seems the ultimate doki is in a bit of a pinch.
Will you help her, /ddlc/?

mmmmmmmmmm

just played this for the first time, pretty good/10
Sayori is by far best girl
>tfw no qt childhood friend

I'll pull it even if there are no other dokis on the straight track

To the user who posted this, I just wanted to say you have excellent taste in music!

Great work user! Keep in mind, your anxiety and nervousness can't be forced way and if you try you'll become filled with even more anxiety. Work around it!

Good luck to you!

Dad's liquor won't pay itself!

Give me your best Fatsuki memes

I want so push Sayori down on the bed and make sweet love to her.

...

Came up with a simple text.

>someone saved my shitty meme
Neat.

Enact justice on this potato and turn her into frenchfries

It's always a great feeling.

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user has been staying up late a lot recently and cannot stop looking at Monika!

instaud.io/1FvT

I want to cut the amerifriends in as well,
I won't spam my stuff more than twice

>kills all the dokis instead

...

mmm
tasttye
itdr god

Hey Cr1tikal.

Come to my van for bread

You're doki is now a 1920s flapper girl in New York.

What do you read together?

Yuri has cute socks!

it's like you want jannies to come back and go full nuclear on the thread again

A headline about how good the economy is doing and how this boom will never end

I'm confused
Am i also in the 1920s?

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ogkkday

Can Natsuckles take on and defeat her dad?

Who is the bigger brainlet, Sayori or Natsuki?

how many times have we gotta tell you old man, you lewd the potato you're gonna get hurto.

I'll be there

youtube.com/watch?v=6SxjBWJPf78

Looking forward to it!

now that the dust has settled, can we all agree on the fact that Yuri is best girl?

You're playing a visual novel game that takes place in the 1920.

wsdwere
wsere
whererd
bbred

now set it on fire

Is that even a question?

Silly potato, It was just a ruse to get you in my van

>International shipping will be available in the near future. Thank you for your patience.

>what do you read togheter
Nothing, me and her prepare for the great depression.

bkbgbred
whgere brd

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Luckily there is a trail of breadcrumbs that takes Potato out of the van, it leads to a dark forest.

>near future
I guess that depends on how near you consider the near future to be

mmhh baked potatoes

I'm not a Yuri lover, but c'mon man. A large french roll is like 1 or 2 dollars. You could have kidnapped her AND given her bread easily.

w
hhre
brrd
itscarty

Who said I'm not giving her the baguette

Monika but she sounds like a shitty text-to-speech program

I need more cute Yuri pics.

Man, part of me is really happy Sparky played DDLC. While I still don’t approve of what he does when it comes to artistic design/plagiarism, I personally really like his art style. He’s gotta draw more Sayori though, heh.

Do you only have sex with your doki with the sole purpose of procreation?

Yuri but her body is full of flesh eating dick worms

Yuri, my child. Come. Walk into the light.

goddamnit user!
youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

>Rigging an online poetry competition poll made for wholesome fun

Is there anything more pathetic?

Your Doki but she's in the Lewdature Club.

do the worms only eat dick meat or are they worms that are like dicks who eat flesh?

...

Yes but I forcefully hold her hands every time we do.

mmm
bbred dd
itssstasty

Proof?

>sparky
I’ve seen this name more and more recently. Who is this person? What did they do with their art? Did they steal artwork?

why the FUCK her back messed up. It keeps distracting me

Has it been confirmed that someone's rigging the polls? A few hours ago I remarked that the winners of the Natsuki and Monika categories looked oddly similar.

I have no proof at all but something about both poems being short and having similar writing styles seems fishy.

god damn it user you ruined the whole pic for me

whats with bread meme?

Knock it off with Outfits that are too mature for you.
Try to be more like Tayo

she writes about bread in her poem I guess?

They eat flesh and they look like dicks with teeth

why did Yuris back hurt?
was Sayori depressive from the start or is it just worst girls meddling?

yes
and no sex before marriage

Sounds alright

I love Natsuki, i've seen a lot of lewds of her but for some reason i can't bring myself to jack off to her. I just can't.

>Catsuki
>Sheepori

What animals are Yuri and Monika?

Same user

Yuri is a potato

>why did Yuris back hurt?
Yuri's posture and her jugs
>was Sayori depressive from the start or is it just worst girls meddling?
She always was like this, but you joining the Literature Club and Monika convincing her to kill herself sealed her fate