Paladins General

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz (embed)

>Patch notes (OB65)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
[YouTube] Paladins Beginner's Guide - Welcome to the Realm (embed)

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
[YouTube] Paladins - How to Play - Skye (The Ultimate Guide!) (embed)

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Reveal Trailer (Moji):
[YouTube] Paladins - Champion Teaser - Moji and Friends (embed)

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>lore shit
pastebin.com/rf7f5sQY (embed)
[YouTube] Paladins - Lore Cinematic - "A Realm Divided" (embed)

>OP Template
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY (embed)

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niggers

. . . and SMITE!

>finally get to 15 and can do ranked
>spend literally seven fucking minutes waiting for a match
>get a match, get kicked because some faggot forgets to ready up
>seven more minutes of waiting
>sit there forever when I do get into one because faggots don't know what they want to pick
>game disbanded because some fuckstick didn't know it was his turn to pick
>I have to do this 15 times before I'm on the ladder
GREAT GAME, HI REZ

Jew-Rez strikes again

paladins.com/update-changes-to-radiant-chests-cosmetics/

read this ASAP if you havent yet

RIP

So this...this is Holts Magnum Opus, his last gift to us.
Truly something that will make me never give up,
and never stop gaming

>/palg/
Lmao
>doing placement when season is ending soon
What are you smoking?

You meant this? Because then you'd be right.

I keep getting more and more worried about the future of our game with each update that comes out.

So are they claiming that recolors were slowing the development of real skins? lol

I just got into the game and I feel like I'm drowning in profoundly retarded teammates. I was hoping ranked would have fewer retards.

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS

hnnnng foxy ama

>Some rando on reddit called the changes retarded
>Cuckiyashu deleted his post and made a muh global rule #2 post
THE STATE

Nope. Retards are part of this game experience.

>going to reddit
The absolute state of Veeky Forums

your hours / amount of lvl 20 champs
me 500/0

Holt was the last decent person on the dev team. They got rid of him for maximum jew.

Like 700/0. I get bored of every champ and like to try everyone. I got almost every champ above lvl 10.

Are they just going to put every Lian skin in the vip section?

I think we should have to pay crystals everytime we want to queue a game mode, this would increase the sense of pride and accomplishment and anyone who doesn't want to play can just not queue so everybody is happy

What? You want them to put it in a 400 per roll chest?

What happened to Tyra that made her rise up from shit tier to high tier?

I'm going to warm evie up with hugs

>Tyra
>high tier
pick one

AoE cripple

Burn, Monster is pretty good.

I wonder if they'll "transform" the uncommon recolors to distinct skins if they really pretend to make then unique.

pfft no.
That'd take work, and no one cares if the art team even knocks it out of the strike zone.

But we scared off all the hi-rez people, so it's the only way to yell at them now.

Then what would even be the point?
My commons and uncommons better stay unlocked if they decide to change them and I already had the original ones.

It'll be like when they changed Cassie's skins to get rid of the exposed stomach.

1025/0
Leveling a champ from lvl15 onward took an exponential amount of autism, without boosters at least

Why don't they add permanent gold weapons for 60000 vip?

Can't jew it that way

give maeve a lewd outfit

Give Moji a lewd outfit

but leave the mask on

Give them each others' clothes.
Suddenly they're both wearing lewd outfits (Maeve's because it's too small, Moji's because it's too big)

neat they give out blood moon Cassie for HRX survey. Only one I didn't have.

What survey?

Moji's mask would look cool on Maeve.

yeah it cover up her ugliness

so should I be buying chests now or holding onto my gold?

The one for actually going to HRX. Just ask if you played all the shit, would you recommend to a friend and box for comments.

It was a fun event but I'm like 95% sure I was the only one there who just went to dick around with Paladins shit.

I don't know, the way they're spinning it sounds like they intend to replace the recolors completely and leave no trace of them.
They've kept the old looks available up until now because they're really not just recolors, so they probably escape that clause.
I was thinking, you know that blue skin that Ying has in Strike? That would be a decent replacement for her blue recolor. I would dare to go as far as call that "acceptable" as a course of action if that's what their idea is, but what I'm wondering is if they'll replace the recolors completely or leave them available for those that currently own them.

If it was replaced it something of a higher quality I wouldn't care.

The only thing they're good for at the end of the day is new players/people who won't invest crystals.

I'd assume no, or change the recolors to the redesign like they did with Ruckus and Barik.

give maeve a too short dress with her ass cheeks and pink pubes slightly visible

what characters do you use for your 5 free chests every day?

Who jukes that way

>S
>M
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>only a few more lore quests left

and maybe I'll finally read them.

800/0
Ash and Drogoz are the only champions I have that are over level 15. Lian is slowly catching up though.

Jenos, Lian, and Ash definitely. The other two depends on whatever class my quests tell me to play that day.

Hey guys, how is Smite on consoles?

Why haven't you spent $80 on vp to get the second best skin for the best girl?

I'm not dumb.

>going hard on lore quests just getting one after the other
>hit about 25 and the rest are locked to one a day
Fucking hell, Hi-Rez is bringing mobile gaming to the PC

You know there's a pastebin for lore, right? I'm just counting down until I get my free diamond chest.

524/0
getting close to 524/1 tho

Why did they change Fernando so his helmet is down?

770/4

His beauty was too blinding, they had to change it for our safety

Why does HiRez want our death?

Just let it die fag, sage

No.

The booster booster increase the boost of boosters by boosting boosters with another 30% boost

Why are the skins in paladins strike so much better than in the main game?

Confession:

I'm obsessed with Vivian's Butt. Every time I see her butt, my dick gets rock hard. I wanna grab her butt cheeks and jiggle them. I want her to sit on me for all eternity. I want her sweet, wide, soft butt rub my dick. I want to fuck her puffy asshole and ride her like there's no tomorrow.

Thanks lowrez

>console

Hey Yingfag, how does it feel knowing I fapped to her tonight?

pastebin.com/jGzQV6Tc

Evie is so pure

>fernando
>having sexual relations with a female

The change to chests would've been good if they didn't remove a way to get mvp poses and emotes for free.

no lewding maeve

Is Moji only considered a flanker since there's no class for jack of all trades?

>fernandoxevie and not anonxevie

delete this

>not anonxfernando

Why would you even consider holding onto it? You know they're only going to make gold worth less and less so you should have spent it all on radiant chests when you had the chance. Could have found all the cosmetics in the chests and supplemented your opening with a bunch of duplicate gold. Good thing they nerfed the payout of cosmetic duplicates because it was seriously upsetting how I was able to open more radiant chests with the decent amount of gold. Now that the payout is more realistic I can actually take pride in buying more chests with gold I earned with hard work and determination and thanks in part to gold weapons and account boosters. Thank you HiRez for balancing the economy and fixing the exploit.

if I already have all the cosmetics from radiant chests is it still better to open them now?

I suppose so, looks like they're going to remove cosmetics completely from radiant chests so you'll at least find some extra gold instead of just a card. It was really nice finding an epic dupe and getting 3k gold. When the game decided to actually give you the gold. imagine I missed out on 60k gold from duplicates not actually giving gold since ob64 dropped.

which champion scales the most from maxing unbound?

...

>tfw you will never beat Moji and her dragons down
>tfw you will never rip off her wizard robes and pin her to the ground
>tfw you will never tug on her ears and breed her like the animal she is
>tfw you will never assert your dominance by then forcing her friends to lick and clean you afterwards

it's not fair bros

STOP

I'll pray for you

>lvl 10 death and taxes is lvl 3 cauter from the start

wew
also this is my precision loadout. Anything I should change? Been thinking about dropping shining topaz for revitalizing gem

forgot pic

We should get flair chests as a possible daily quest or login reward since we won't be able to get poses and emotes from radiant chests anymore.

No, but you can always roll them from crystals chests that come out soon
t. HiRezJewJew

Early morning conquest is full of fucking bot level team mates wtf

You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.
And after reaching account level 5, you will be playing against retards.
You'll miss the bots.

>troublemaker is on sale
>doesn't include the weapon
I want the guitar

>The chinks are getting a new map that wasn't released in our version
Why?

This is so broken

>Daily Quest: Play 4 games as a damage dealer
May as well rename the quest "throw 4 games". How does the enemy get a balanced team every time, while I absolutely have to pick a tank or a healer every game, and even when I do, I'm with 4 dps?

nigga just play bot matches for quests and daily wins