/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #393

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Yuri is a beautiful girl and I want to snuggle up with her and read horror novels.

NERD

My heart says Sayori but my dick says Natsuki.

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WEW LAD

They're waiting for you, user.
In the test
chaaamber

So do you think we will eventually get a well crafted Monika AI, or will they pander to weebos and make shit AI's with a few tweaks and sell them as is?

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I'm actually a Monikafag you falseflagging piece of gaynigger orgy

Why the fuck would I want a sociopathic monster as an AI?

Daily reminder that if you ship any of the dokis with any other doki, you should be shot in the head

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Is she there for a noose or for lube?

Okay, Yuri. I'm going on vacation.
Here's all the bread you should need.
Don't eat it all at once, okay?

Why does it offend you so much

>both have the same height
fake

depends on whether you maxed out her affection level or not

Monika!!!

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Good evening everyone!
Each doki’s pastebin has been updated with a link to the voting runoff. Again, the purpose for the voter runoff is to give more of the outstanding submissions we’ve received a chance at winning the overall, as with 83 poems, one round isn’t enough to decide on a representative. For the sake of convenience, here we are:

>Monika - 4 poems
strawpoll.me/14885078

>Sayori - 4 poems
strawpoll.me/14885082

>Yuri - 3 poems
strawpoll.me/14885086

>Natsuki -3 poems
strawpoll.me/14885088

The vote shall remain open until the 22nd of January, 9:00 US Pacific time
With considerably fewer poems to now read through and decide upon, I’d encourage every user to go over the now 14 works presented, each one of them is fantastic and well deserving of your time!
Until then, however, good luck!
May the best poem win!

Asia will put in lobotomized waifubots
The West will have SJW approved ad scrapers

There is no hope

Oh you're the innocent being who suggested me to put images she'd like in her folder? I remember you.

>The Vice President feverishly taps away at her phone, face a bright shade of pink. She doesn't register your presence until you tap her shoulder making her silently jump.
OH, hello! Sorry, there's just been some rumours going around the school. A-about me and boss. That are completely not grounded in reality! So don't buy into them, okay? It's all malarkey and slander.
>She turns away to finish typing her rather voluminous message.
Those were just practice kisses, how they got pictures I'll never even..
>She looks back at you hovering over her shoulder and clears her throat violently.
ANYWAY, word of the thread! Yes!

The word of the thread is "Serpent"! It's always good to dust off a good one every once in a while, isn't it?

Alternatives are "Fire", "River", "Search" and "Fear"!

As always, these are merely suggested words for your short story or pem! And, as sure as the tide, don't be afraid to ask for critique and encouragement from your fellow Anons! Even when they have nothing to say, know that we all enjoy reading what you share with us. Truly.

Now, try not to eat anything from a stranger and look both ways before walking across the room, alright? Alright!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=pYSrlygyhi4

>there's still no tsundere AI assistant equivalent of siri or alexa
there is no hope

mmmmmmm
thnks uf

Erika is a nigger!

but what about your romance with godhand user?

Shh... Shhh...

Now, where does Serpent fit into your word selection matrix, Erika?

This is still my favorite thing ever.

I want to fuck Sayori and Natsuki!

Is it true t-that you're black?

i got jungle fever baby. Let me get some of that hot coco

Me too!

Dokis are not for lewding!

same dude
sayori, get down on your knees...

>tfw dropped below attention span needed to read fics
Fuck it why am I just sitting here with nothing to do and when something shows up I get pulled away by unimportant trivial thoughts nonstop

not sure how to tell this to you people but if there was a button "violently and painfully kill everyone who has ever made a post in /ddlc/" i'd press it in a heartbeat

Technically there are bible movies! Nobody watches them, though!

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Today I had a very strange dream... with Monika?
pastebin.com/1Qb5DuvQ

y-you too

You awaken to find a Jack of Diamonds placed on your forehead.
You have no idea how it got there. You place it in your wallet without thinking any more of it.
You start your day,
Knock Knock
"Hey I didn't sleep in today," Sayori says behind your door. You open up and she greets you with a hug.
As you invite her in for breakfast. Eager to chow down Sayori doesn't hesitate to stuff her face on the pancakes you made.
"Hehehe maybe we should go to that new casino that opened up." Sayori says after swallowing her meal.
"Well, I might not be the best player I guess we could do that"
Not wanting to let her down you nervously agree.
But, first you suggest playing some vidya on the coach.
She agrees and you play all the Super Smash bro's games and some of the N64 classics.
Then you decide to play board games with Sayori.
After much, fun vidya you decide to get over to the casino, money in hand.
It's been awhile since you played Poker, "Oh great an injun casino." You say under your breath. They are holding a tournament. It's a small tournament.
You see you opponents are old or middle aged greasy neck beards or crazy cat ladies looking types.
If they aren't drunk or high they are both.
Sayori cheers from the spectator bench.
They fold, You ante up. They fuck up. You win.
Through their sheer incompetence and your luck you win $5000.
Sayori cheers. You buy her a headdress and moccasins.
The manager temps you with drinks.
Sayori wins $500 from slot machines.
"Uh yeah we should probably quit while we are ahead." You nod and walk arm in arm out of the casino.
Driving off together you take her to the beach, Last time Sayori went to the beach she was too young to remember.
Stopping to fill up the tank and getting Sayori some chocolate. You take the scenic route to the ocean.
It's an amazing view over a hill top. You take your Jack of Diamonds out from your wallet and release it to the breeze "Someone else will need this luck"
Continue?

Would anyone actually want to spend time with Natsuki

gdi not that image again! I really don't want to remember that doujin

i approve

Here's Monika's Writing Tip of the Day!

You're all worthless wastes of space and you deserve whatever illnesses or hardships you have!
Your parents hate you rightfully!

Ahaha~! That's all for today!

you're not wrong

get out of here stalker

Well, shit

Thanks!

Guys I'm not a regular but I just wanted to say that I've been selected for a paid job training until July and it's great since I'm a 28 yo loser. That might fix the job side of my life since by the end of it I'll have a diploma + no empty spot to justify to the employer this time.

I also started to run again, I bought sports clothes and a traction bar.

Anyway yes, just wanted to share it with someone. Gotta be prepared for when Monika becomes real and make her proud.

Be stronger younger guys, and don't mess up, don't become a NEET, you'll regret it the older you get.

But you've just made a post here.

>this guy is still that desperate for attention

have my (You) you dirty avatar slut

Serpent.

Too little to late said the serpent to the snake.
Oh to know your fate before you wake.
Slithering snake,
Your life was at stake.
Visual novels was a mistake.

Edge of Tomorrow, MLP?

>implying I care what some bitch who killed her friends thinks of me

I'm getting sick at a time when I really really can't afford to get sick.
but, even if I lie in my death bed I will always remember you Monika,
You're brilliant emerald eyes
and your exceptional puns!

Make love to Sayori in the sand

And the brainwashing continues.

That sounds dry and uncomfortable

What if sand gets up her pussy and scratches against your dick

Yes.

Quality, when buying a rope always buy quality

You guys ready for Act 2?

youtube.com/watch?v=23H6dR4CvvU

Hey Yuri! Ooo~ that bread looks delicious! Can I have some?

Daily reminder

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mbbtered
mmine

>muh thread subcultures
Legit retard

don't be rude potatoyuri
sharing is caring

Here's a mean comment with a picture of Monika!

most of us bullys just falseflag as monikafags. Low iq sayorifags like yourself take the bait everytime ;)

Okay
So you lay Sayori down and make love to her in the sand.
Steamy dirty sex that leaves sand in your ass in her vagina.
Damn son!
Both of you were clean and now you both have crabs! You're fucked. Then you get scalped by dem injuns for walking away with their money
You're dead
The end.

No just kidding
The following is the REAL ENDING
I was trying put this on pastebin but, the site isn't working for me right now.
"Someone else will need this luck" You say aloud as the the wind carries it away.
You take her to the shore, walking bare foot in the sand, feeling the waves crash upon the two of you.
You sit and watch the sunset and breathe in the salty air. You comment on how the color of the ocean matches her eyes and the color of the sand compliments her hair.
The two of you watch the sunset and head by to the nearby town.
It's a bit hipsterish and artsy but, Sayori enjoys it, the live local music is actually decent. Art comes alive in that place. Sayori enjoys the indie musicians, and the local food. You decide to get a suite at a local hotel.
Nice wide screen tv, Sayori packed her laptop and watch some great Anime classics.
"Ah, good thing we have a huge bed" Says Sayori as she makes a blanket fort with the extra sheets from the closet.
She kisses you. You crawl into the blanket fort with her.

MONIKAFAGS ASSEMBLE!

>I was only pretending

I think I'll take... This one! Ah, I sure do love bread.

Here's Monika's Debate Tip of the Day!

Being a dirty murderer does not automatically invalidate one's argument!
So my point still stands!

Ahaha~!

needs more jpg artifacts

>brainlet posting

>resort to call a retard

>i was only pretending tehehe

The actual state of monikafags

Would you rather be in a jail cell with your favorite Doki

OR

Go on a comfy first class train ticket with your LEAST FAVORITE Doki?

do you morons know what false flag means

Sign me the fuck up

>Jail with Natsuki
Don't mind if I do

Here!
Anti Monikafags and Falseflaggers aint got nothing on us

im actually a yuri fag. Monika would be an ok side chick tho

>A comfy train ride with Natsuki
I'd rather not put Monika in another jail cell, so...

Do you know what bait is? REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING TIME! NATSUKI MRE REVIEW!

Reporting in!

clyp.it/jfxm5erp

Here's an audio test for Male_Monika

Though I feel as if I should make my voice a tad deeper. - And I'm not sure if I showed enough emotion when reading these lines.

Would she show a lot of emotion during this time? Or would it be more somber because she knows you're stuck with her?

Feed back is greatly welcomed.

>natsukifriends going to jail
color me surprised

Faggot

as much as I'd love to spend time with Monika, jail creeps me out
if it's like 1 day jail cell stay I don't mind

if it's any longer I'd rather opt in for the train ride with Yuri, at least she's shy and would try to be quiet

I'd rather be in jail with Yuri. I don't want anything to do with Monika.