/csgog/ Counter-Strike: Global Offensive general

Laugh at clown9 americucks edition.

>Discord
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Competitive News
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>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
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gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

>Old Thread

what fuck is this shit

Can someone actually make a discord who isn't full of cheaters and cheaters apologist?
Don't join the one in the OP

cancer who wants discord should go away

When else would it be? No tournaments, no online leagues over the break

After this it's going to be another year of tournaments and online leagues, and if the players are lucky they might get a week or two in the middle of the year

You can say that they shouldn't act like it isn't, but it is the beginning

I can't comment on golf, as I don't know the scene, but tennis is on cycles with tournaments that lead up to each grand slam, with enough of a gap between each slam where you can break if you need one, and they also have the end of year ATP thing. There's a two month gap between that and the Aus Open, and like i said, there's a build up

There is no lead up to this major, when was the last time sk played an official match before yesterday? Early December?

It shouldn't be in the OP in the first place.

do tangerines go bad? I'm eating some real old tangerines atm which I didn't even know I had in the fridge and they taste kinda off

In on first page.

Spot sold to SS soldiers.

Friendly reminder that anti-anime posters will have their posts removed. This is an anime friendly general.

paz

>paz

FUCK C9 and their fanbase.

Reminder that if we had round robin system we would still have the same results and the same idiots would be crying all over the place about needing swiss system.

>10 mins of technical problems
>get raped 2 mins after

The town of c9

pazJ

lmao
reddit9 gonna 0-3 or what?

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

>ribit team btfo by randoms
>another ribit team about to be btfo by ourguys later
feels good

dududududududududududududu

yes fruit rots, you absolute mong

a mad chink9babby posted this so he could pretend anyone gives a shit about NA cs

remove discord you stupid idiot dumbass

-stewiek2 -tarrik -skadoodle
+jasonr +naf +random

>The state of the North American Counter-Strike: Global Offensive scene

I'm fine with that, remove that retarded discord from the OP

ROFL, cloud9 getting btfo by roaches. what an overrated team. feels good to see them lose again, I hope they go 0-3

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can't disagree when you post a based Kane image

+Moe +1G +DrDisRespect +S1mple +Elige

>he has to cheat to win

hey gotards when is this monstrosity playing?

>when you upvote the post-match thread on reddit so c9 fans think they've won

make me, big boy

hi reddo!

ok

it seems like that rankS practice is working out just fine

devilish

at this point dr disrecpect would unironically do better than stew the bottomfragger

rankS NA = MG EU Matchmaking

>h-heh I'm unironically redditing
off yourself, reddo

has there ever been a more NA player than stewie?

absolute madman

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yea you

>adult, we enjoy trashtalk
Hahaha, that jab at Overwatch League

does she do porn? Nice natural tities.

>tfw want to fap but my parents aren't asleep yet

Stop fapping, get a job and your own place, fucking manchild!

uuuhhhhh, no?

anyone else smoking WEED?

name please

Why does the 1080p60 quality look like such shit

l2lockthedoor

I was like this in my puberty, now I'm the same actually but I can lock myself in my room.

"user, why you lock your door all the time?"
"Because moooom I need privacy and you guys can't even realise this, it's not like I do anything suspicious it's just that you guys must learn to knock first."

[spoilers] I also smoke weed [\spoilers]

NA bitrate

720p stretched to 1080p with starved bitrate
Its an embarrassment really, why valve do this to the viewers?

My friend, you need to learn to lock your door.

I was like that in my puberty, and I still am, but now I have the privilege of being able to lock my own door.

-"user, why you lock your door all the time?"
-"Mom, I need my privacy and you need to respect that. This is solely the reason."

I also smoke marijuana when I'm locked inside

Give source, faggot

do kiddos unironically think they fool grown-ass men(and women) with their "privacy" stories?
you're fapping and they know you're fapping

?

No wonder this general is full of degenerate, silver losers, stop smoking marijuana

My friend, you need to learn to lock your door.

I was like that in my puberty, and I still am, but now I have the privilege of being able to lock my own door.

-"user, why you lock your door all the time?"
-"Mom, I need my privacy and you need to respect that. This is solely the reason."


-"Maybe I can help you with that son."

>>>/reddit/

ask mommy to help

>tfw no case drops
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILY

finally, wypipo are now playing

Technically I'm a full grown-ass man as well.

I'm about to, I'm just waiting for the oxys I took to wear off a bit.
DUDE

>Vega has no skins
Don't want to lose skins when their account is banned? Lol fucking hackers

faze -niko, -olof is our guys right?

>caring about skins
cancer killing csgo

blame Eleague, the last major they had was fucking trash as well. I would love to see another dreamhack major so we can get those sweet DH stickers

>using skins

This "major" feels like a minor.

>Oxy
Why don't you shoot heroin straight away you fucking junky?

>CoDmonkeys

W H A T
T H E
F U C K

SOMEONE ALERT THE REDDOS

that's how group stage always is

yea majors dont mean anything anymore. its just sticker money now.

It's okay he's black he can say that

is this major going to last a week?

Hi guys, checking in from the ELeague writers' room. How are you liking things so far?

Anyway, what would you think of a situation where a player seemingly has a defuse with plenty of time left but his computer crashes and nobody is close enough to complete the defuse in time?

off yourself reddoposter

Epic.
Btw is this the script where vega comebacks from 15-1 and wins in OT3?

how far have you written? do you know who wins yet?

why would I want to shoot heroin?

cause it's a better version of oxy
it btfo oxy because of how much better it is

any day now teams will realize that there really is no point in doing "strats" and just bumrush sites as 5 every time
thanks for the memeguns, valve

No. Vega's arc involves knocking out VP on the 2-2 round so we need them to lose today. This also helps the "Faze is a good team" storyline that we have been pushing in previews.
Not very far, only to the end of this weekend's stage. We're brainstorming some ideas for the playoffs but right now the focus is on some epic fan signs we can zoom in on to push the idea that the CS community is amazing.

>what would you think of a situation where a player seemingly has a defuse with plenty of time left but his computer crashes and nobody is close enough to complete the defuse in time?
Please let this happen, the shitstorm would last for weeks

Niko is so blatant right now

No one knows who is this?

The fuck was that

it's the fucking same you retard.

>Both opioids
>Same addiction
>Same withdrawal struggle
>More expensive

At least get the real deal. You fucking junky.

im the one who posted it. took me about 3 min to find the source you can do the same

yeah and shooting is cheaper too, snorting heroin is cheaper than oxys, but if I start shooting, my life would go down the shitter real fast

yfw VP will face C9 in the 0-2 elimination bracket.

you're on oxy so it's not a question of if but when

>3 minutes

Aint nobody got time for that. Just tell me, user

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>liking white girls

>faze have to cheat THIS blatantly against tier3 slavs
so this.. is the power of the strongest team in the world