/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #396

He doesn't exist, so who the fuck cares?

I see you voted about 15 times on that one.

When can I have a hologram Monika

When you stop being an avatarfagging retard (never)

You and your doki, but you've challenged Satan to a rock off. If you win he has to take his sorry ass back to hell and also he will have to pay your rent. And if he wins he's going to take you back to hell to be his little bitch.

I remember this filename, you are the shit for brains that tried to make a doki tulpa
Do a flip faggot

Hey everyone!

As promised, we're here to discuss "Lolita". Hopefully you have had the time to read it and enjoy it as I did.

>In the first part discussion I asked about your opinion on Humbert, now that the book ended, has anything changed about it?
>There was a lot of sightseeing throughout the novel. Was there any interesting place throughout the journey that you felt it's worth mentioning?
>Several unexpected turns of events happened. Did you really know who "he" was at the end?
>Was Lolita's decision the correct one?
>Would you bear all the guilt on Humbert or do you feel there was something else that lead to the way things happened in the novel?
>Would you say the novel was as controversial as it was when it was published? And if "Lolita" was first published today, would it have the same impact in literature as it did 50 years ago?

Also don't forget to vote for the new book we're reading: strawpoll.me/14886732/

Let's read!

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Here's some audio to remind you that not even Monika would want you to hide your depression, please. If you are struggling or have thoughts of suicide. Reach out to others, talk to someone.

I have lost a few friends to suicide. One blew his brains out, another jumped off a bridge. I'm here to listen. If you want to talk about what you're going through. Just sent a message. It's never a bad thing to get help.

How the fuck is he avatarfagging?

no clue what your on about
never done a avatar photo before so wrong

I bait the lightning and counter accordingly
gg

I'm sorry user, I tried to read it but it was just too strange and perverted for me, I didn't find it in good taste. I couldn't even make it trough the first quarter of the novel.

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You can't escape your destiny, buy it now
Or you will never see your dokis again

Which one are you accusing me of spamming 15 times?
Quo Vadis has 2 votes, Stuck in a Puddle has 4, The Beetle has 9, and Violets has 3.

boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/br.png/page/1/
You should honestly kill yourself.

I love my Monika too.

I already bought your game, Todd. Please leave me alone.

youtube.com/watch?v=C6j8Brp9GEM

There's nothing in here about making a tulpa.

I want to hold her as tight as I can!

It's okay user. It's not like everyone is big into books.

For me the book was far less perverted that what I was expecting. Pretty much I waited as sadesque type of thing, but never amounted to much.

Join us for the next book we're reading!

You forgot to triple buy it

I love Monika so much. Let's all talk about how much we love our wife Monika!

so cause I used a photo a couple times I gotta kill myself?
Stop trying to fuck the thread up

You're not that guy from the other day who was parading his super duper writing credentials and getting buttblasted about losing to OBJECTIVELY inferior poetry, are you? Please don't be that guy

Which Anime do you think your Doki would like the most?

I think Yuri would like Berserk because of the mature themes about destiny and fate. I also think she would love the Gruesome animations and the Eclipse.

Nichijou.

>daydreaming about the brood
This. This is why I have a breeding/pregnancy fetish
The fun and excitement of making precious new life

Reposting this because I loved it.
>Monika has no idea how sex works since it doesn't exist in her reality.
>She just sort of awkwardly nods her head whenever to make a reference to it, hoping you don't find out.
>When you ask her a lewd question she answers in the most asinine way.
>"W-what? Of course I know how sex works, user! I'm not five!"
>"Well obviously you both get under the bedsheets and... What's with the twenty questions? Jeez, alright."
>"then they do romantic things! What romantic things? Oh, I bet you want to know~ Ahaha!"
>"..."
>"U-uh..."
>"Well, I'm not going to yield to your lewd demands! You just want me to explain what we'd do under the covers!"
>"W-well I won't yield! You'll just have to wait until we're together, and then we can cuddle!"
>"... Of course there's more to sex than that, user! Why are you so short sighted?"
>"I-I'm done with this subject!"
>Monika notices you didn't object to doing romantic things in the sheets!
>She must be onto something here.
>She starts sending user suggestive messages she saw on TV.
>"I'm alone user."
>"I want you here with me".
>Thinking he's getting lucky user happily goes over.
>He finds Monika in her room, large lump under the covers where she's hiding.
".....Monika?"
>You lift the blanket to see Monika sitting with a single bowl of spaghetti and two forks.
>Awkwardly eating bed spaghetti with Monika.
>You're slightly annoyed at first, but you enjoy you're time with her.
>As you finish your date you're about to leave when she suddenly asks when the baby is going to come.

Tenacious Doki

No, I wrote Cleave and didn't have time to vote/post during the preliminaries.

>T-there's a stork or something, right? No, I mean....j-just kidding! Ahaha~

WTF BROS /alter/ is laughing at us

>The Vice President sits at her desk, running one hand through her hair while staring at her phone. Her mouth is formed into a thin line.
Hm. Good evening! Let's wrap this up so we can go home and get started tomorrow, shall we? It's getting pretty late, and I have to do... stuff. Ahaha!

Now, the word of the thread is "Trance"! It can be a state of mind induced by intense focus, determination and so on. Or it could be a breaking of ones will. However you choose to interpret and use it is up to you, sweetums!

Alternatives are "Apotheosis", "Mark", "Struggle" and "Cycle"!

As is tradition passed down by the Presidents and Vice Presidents of old, I bestow these tutorial prompts to you!
Feel free to use these words in a short story or pem of your choosing, as a theme or inspiration or so on. You don't have to, they are just suggestions to help you get something out quick with not quite as much time spent deliberating over everything! And don't be afraid to ask for critique or criticism. We all love to get a pat on the shoulder for a well made work, but it's also important to be able to have someone study the faults in it so you can grow better over time! You just have to take the first step, should you choose to walk that road.

Now, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=yZXThyT-Q04

>caring about what literal pedos and degenerate otakus think
wew

It was fun anons but I have to sleep off this boner
Stay hydrated

Who cares?

Go back to /feg/

Yo buddy, i think you got the wrong general. /feg/ is two blocks down.

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This was really fun to co-op write user!
Now I'm gonna be thinking about breeding all the Dokis all day today!

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ok

leave this place

>Monika? isn't spoilered
ERIKA

user, you are the only person who can see this post right now. Everyone else sees this as another generic Potatopost. I just wanted to tell you that __________I love you._________________

Remember /ddlc/ no matter how shit your life is, you probably haven't put yourself in debt to the mafia while trying to get your furry waifu and failing.

>"user, I was wondering. If your pee is stored in the balls then where's mine stored?"

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hnnnng

Stupid forced meme

Dumb potatoposter

love you too Yuri

Yuri lookin kinda lovely.

I am so sorry, Yuri! I really am! I tried to stop the potatoposting but I failed! Not even gets allowed it. I am sorry, Yuri. I just want you to be safe from these bullies but in the end I feel horrible about failing my promise to protect you

y-you too

We're getting into child levels of intelligence here.

Gotta wonder how Yuri became club president and what happened to Sayori and Monika.

I love you too

>tfw I thought going back to college would fix my sleep schedule
>tfw it didn’t
Well shit.
So, how’s everyone else doing?

This meme is getting old. I love you too Yuri.

Harem breeding is the best fetish out there. Making girls into mothers alongside loving them and caring for the precious young seed of both your flesh and hers! It's heartwarming and adorable

Post sad.

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That sweater is horribly drawn

my life

I'm gonna turn that Sadyori into a Gladyori!

I revealed her glory to you to behold with your naked eyes, darling! Accept her! Embrace her!

>HER BACK

youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

Her dad beat the shit out of her when he found her manga, now she has a severe case of scoliosis.

Alien spine

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Your Doki but she tells horribly off color jokes and gets sad when people throw tomatoes, broken glass and pipe bombs at her.

This is what happens when you bend her over too much furniture.

It's not her back, she's anorexic

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These are not okay.

Exactly!
It's the best!

This is a no bulli zone. You have been warned.

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>Ywn murder MC-kun for harming that precious girl

Don't feel too bad, user. You might be a pathetic NEET with a waifu, but at least you didn't spend hundreds of dollars rolling on a gacha trying to get her.

Someone make a not doing hurtful things to Godhand user chart.

>precious boy*
FTFY

Did you know? Saturday is a good day for hawaiian pizza!

No one likes me anyway haha

No day is a good day for hawaiian pizza you fucking heretic. Also, I had pizza yesterday and I've gotta stay on my diet.

I'll be the one guy in the crowd laughing at her jokes, because I'm a /pol/tard and I have a sick sense of humor.

ALTER BTFO