/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

because you neither hate them, nor root for them. We really are neutral on Danes.

>tfw all you get is Russians, Turks, Germans and Eastern Euros

>EU
>not matched with Slavs and Turks endlessly
Are you a Slav of sorts?

Are there euw and eue servers?

remember when people said that after atlanta major it was astralis era lol

>tfw you have such beast internet you can play with anyone across the globe
aussies and asians are the broest of the bunch
americans and 1st world EUs can be very annoying sometimes, you can feel their sense of superiority in their words when they talk with you
south america and middle east are pure cancer (with some exceptions when funny arabs are drunk and start singing)

>C9, VP & Astralis all about to go 0-2

>beast internet
so like 6 million ping and lagging across the server?

Reminder to watch this

MSL is handsome

can't tell if that's a girl or a boy tBh

Just post white girls, you cucked weeb

Astralis more like ashitlis got em

highest ping i've got was around 170, which was still enough to not bottomfrag

>white girls

ew

just admit you're gay

>170
>Didn't bottom frag
???????

wtf dude I cant play with 80 ping, like my screen literally freezes

based yellow fever user
danes will beat the danes

>ASSTRAILS

Everybody hates germans in all aspects of life user.

>calls me gay
>finds this fat face attractive

the only issue i had was dying or killing enemies with a half second delay
if your screen freezes thats your hardware or connection, not internet speed

It's a 13 year old woman.

Astralis 0-3 would feel good.

what about Lou Bega

I would rather have a team with 4 Russians than 1 Brit.

Every British person I have had has either been really quiet or 14 years old.

Yes both of those things.

>13 year old
>woman.
pick one you degenerate weeb

>be me
>moved west for a few years
>oh goodie no more turks
>portugese spaniards are usually bros
>and then theres the briish
>spend the whole match bantering and dicking around like kids
>get really personal for no reason
>banter “pretend” to be gay every single fucking match
>poke each other in the ass with taps from pistol (totally nothing there)

Eh I suppose its still better, even if the ovviously homo shit gets to me sometimes. Its also pretty cool when I get a scot who is always, without fail, really autistic but in a kinda endearing way

is msl balding?

i agree
also, russians > turks

Not trying to be mean but what's your rank. Cant imagine that anybody above LE could keep a middle fragging ground with 1/5 second disadvantage in every aim duel

I don't mind Brits, they are usually quiet. But they have the worst English of Europe, can't understand a thing they say.

>americans and 1st world euros
>arrogant can feel superiority

You mean descendants of germans and english and the germans and the english, my friend.

Try an experiment for me, when you meet bro americans ask what state they are from. I guarantee states with majority non-german or brit heritage or I will eat my house.

No, he just has a mature hairline.

was lem back then
now i'm le

>14 years old

How the fuck can you tell? I lived there for 4 years and they literally act land sound like 14 years old from ages 14-50.

So what's the best nation for team mates in mm? Danes?

I'd say Portugal, and I'm Spanish.

californians

yugoslavia bros
good humor and no hard feelings

Because I’m British

...

Usually your own nation who speak your language natively.
If you want ok english skills and semi-serious prob any small north EU country is alright.

mongolia

this isnt true but imagine the reaction if someone like coldzera or niko got caught cheating

Nice

1 more round is all I ask for North.

>tfw regularly play with Brits that get triggered af from Russian or Turkish kiddies and start insulting them over voicechat

>tfw never know where my teammates are from because I mute voice so I don't hear them bullying me

It's sad that I can't distinguish the accent of eastern european nations. Everything from poland to russia sound the same.

literally sat on the toilet pooping, watching csgo and posting on /csgog/

life is good

Ah yes, the famous danish choke. Astralis will go until round 14 and then choke as well.

do astralis and north players hate each other? screaming a lot, is it a rivalry?

why is there a part of the map called hot dog

It’s the coaches that are screaming

ONE MORE ROUND PLEASE

to encourage more NA teams to play the map

>it's a North throws the game away episode
Fucking North

you have a bet for 16-14 or something?

most are friendly I'd say, but like to beat each other at all costs in the game

Can a match get more boring?

why tho?

North to get at least 14 rounds.

they literally said why on the broadcast ya daft cunt

because the players are fucking choking

>throwing this hard
north are so bad

>big comeback
>strategic play
>high level cs
>national rivalry
>still boring
why are these teams so boring to watch? I'd rather watch na'vi dick big all over again on inferno

>muting your team thus preventing any chance of tactics or teamplay

Except if they are polish, polish are not THE worst teammates but they are the most raging/toxic/shitty and unlike russians they speak enough english that they try to engage you. I usually mute poles at the start.

Astralis starts choking in 3

Train is a boring map and we've been seeing it all day.

zamknij morde kurwa

YOU DANISH FUCKING KEKS TAHT WAS YOUR ROUND HOW DID YOU THROW IT AWAY

16-13

heh

No north what are you doing :(

>danes in charge of playing CT

which ones?

kek

WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING IN YOUR LANGUAGE

I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH UNLIKE RUSSIANS

ARE YOU A DOG WHY DO YOU KEEP BARKING STUFF ONLY YOU UNDERSTAND AT ME

THE
FAMOUS
DANISH
CHOKE
PART
2

>be up 5-3 on ct
>still make stupid peeks and pushes
why do pros be like this

TIME TO CHOKE

>who chokes the hardest: the game

Fucking tense

Like tears on Danes
Time to Choke

Can't wait for Clown 9 to get North

What a choke!

North continues their legacy of being the most disappointing team in the scene.

north vs c9 chokefest pls