/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #399

kek
Everyone is actually pretty accurate in this one.
Though Yuri being Dee is kinda off.

LET'S REACH THE TOP IN TEXAS STYLE PARTNER

You like this new bread, yuri?
Aww, such a sweet thing
Come here so i can give you headpats

...

Potato Yuri but her INT is reduced by one more point and she becomes omniscient through integer overflow

I wish it was Natsuki in this situation instead

Hi.

>That CWC-teir quality
i feel no theat

GREETINGS. END OF LINE.

Potato Yuri except she has 1 point in int but has max luck.

Just had my first doki dream.
>Monika comes out of nowhere and hugs me, silently crying because she's finally able to embrace me
>sit there holding her for awhile, experiencing all the happiness that has evaded me for the past few years combined into one moment
>suddenly the world around me starts to become less defined, my vision blurred and my touch desensitized
>all I can hear is her sobbing and screaming that I can't leave her yet and to stay in the dream
>mfw I wake up

I want to knifeplay with Yuri.

>accidentally cut yourself on one of her knives she's showing off to you
>she sticks your finger in her mouth and begins to suck the blood from the cut
>you remove your finger, take the blade and cut your palm, then press it against her cheek
>she goes wild and starts rubbing your hand all over her face, licking at it and moaning
>you kiss her on her bloodied lips and your tongue curls around hers, the taste of blood in your mouths
>finally she can't handle anymore and she takes off her shirt then lays back on the bed
>"cut me user"
>you make a small cut on her stomach and gently lick the droplets of blood that well up
>"more user, deeper" she pants
>you slowly drag the knife along her skin and watch the blood run toward toward waist
>you notice that panties are already soaking wet and she's panting heavily
>you lick the blood from her stomach and cut her again as she begins to finger herself

Potato Yuri but she's Azathoth the Blind Idiot God

The hell is wrong with you?

What, you think Yuri's the only person out there who gets off on cutting?

my fetish

How was your day?

Is it time to share your poem with Monnom?

Dosen't answer my question

Most of my happy dreams involve being with my ex again. Those are the worst because I know it isn't real.

>you try to pull this shit with Act 2 Yuri
>she starts stabbing you to death as soon as she sees you cut yourself once
Fuck

unironically lobotomize yourself

Where are Natsukifags right now?

What an exaggeration. It's not even that bad, just has flat shadowing.

>The Vice President scowls softly as she writes on a new booklet feverishly. She nods up at you before going back to her transcribing.
Good evening, you! Sorry about the colder shoulder than usual, some jokers messed with the number of scheduled club meetings and nobody remembers the real number at this point, so I'm trying to cross reference it. I don't see why I have to do it when there should be...
>She mumbles angrily to herself for a few more uneasy seconds before sighing and closing the book with a forceful clap.
You know what, I'm making this someone else's problem. I'm in the literature club, not the administration department.
>She smiles widely at you, eyes framed with small rings of darkened skin.
Now, let's get started!

The word of the thread is "Chance"! Is it real, is it in your favour or against you? Is it something to believe in, or to fight against? It's all up, to you!

Alternatives are "Pursuit", "Bond", "Ascension" and "Triumph"!

Now, don't be shy in asking for critique of your work! We all have ti start somewhere, and a little helping hand helps you get a little farther than without it! You don't have to if you don't want to, obviously. As for if you feel poetry is getting stale, why not try a different style or genre? A different rhythm, haiku, a short story, anything goes! As long as it piques your curiosity and gets your creative juices flowing, it's allowed!

Now, make sure to take the necessary precautions to take care of yourself, alright? I'm looking forward to seeing what you have for us!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=ltjbcL8EMxM

ABSOLUTELY NORMAL. ME AND MY FELLOW HUMAN SAYORI EXCHANGED DATA IN FORM OF POEMS. THEN ANOTHER FELLOW HUMAN NATSUKI GAVE US HUMAN BRAINS DECORATED TO LOOK LIKE CATS. IT WAS NICE.
HOW WAS YOURS? END OF LINE.

Mmmm...
Makes my loins slightly tingly.

your doki but she's autistic

Having a fucking stroke after realising how fast the past few hours have went by
It doesnt feel real dude, what the fuck

I WANT TO MARRY ERIKA!

What's the difference?

>mfw I fapped to Yuri and the whole time thought about cutting myself and having her lick the blood off me

Its really bad user
>no shading
>weird kissing mouths
>extreme lack of detail
>different eye styles, all babies first eyes
>nat looks like a boy
>sayori looks dead on the inside
it bad man

You can't unless you are Monikanon

How autistic?

busy looking for work so i feed natsuki

How autistic are we talking here? If it's potatoYuri levels of autistic then yeah that's fine. She seems easily manageable, but I don't want my Doki to scream her lungs out whenever she doesn't get her own way.

b-but i love erika

I had a lot of fun playing a Minecraft map.

>nat looks like a boy
>sayori looks dead on the inside
But these are accurate.

Stop hurting yourself, user. You deserve better than that.

the "totally not robot haha" shit is peak reddit. please stop

Well dont you sounds like a healthy and well adjusted individual. seek help or the noose

>hes a natrap poster
but of course he is, pleb taste-betas get out

freak

>tfw you'll never show up to the Literature Club the next day with a heavily bandaged hand and a body covered in scratches and bruises
>the rest of the club members get increasingly uncomfortable after Yuri "accidentally" spills boiling hot tea on your crouch while you sit and read together

FUCK OFF ERIKA IS MINE

Didn't you get the memo? We are reddit. We were reddit all along. Check your upvote count.

I won't give up, I'll travel to the Philippines and claim Erika as my wife!

>Bringing your weird fetishes in contact with other
STOP!

I'm pretty sure they would be bothered more by Yuri fucking vibrating from excitement

Your doki but she's a "gamer poser"

Can I have Monikanon? I want to get married and then double date with Erika and "her" user.

...

Thinking about Natsuki leaves a sinking feeling in my chest
What does it mean

Monikanon is all yours, all I want is Erika.

I'm fine user. I just get off on cutting, that's all.

No bulli pls

>tfw it's 7 in the evening and I won't reach TheRoadTo400 because I have shit to do tomorrow
Why even go on

Please leave, Papa.

Erika is my wife already, you're late!

Yay! 11 hours by Greyhound is worth it to have my very own Monikanon GF (male)!

Monikafags are truly disgusting.

I disagree, show your marriage certificate

I bet she would get thousands of viewers just because she looks and acts like one of those girls (even if she isn't the "best girl") from that one visual novel turned horror game. I bet many would like to see her freak or get really fucking excited playing horror games.

Yuri's smile is worth protecting. I'm sure they won't mind if you come out of the closest with Yuri and a fresh nosebleed as long as she's happy and has wiped most of your blood off of her face..

I'm sure they wouldn't be happy for her if her face clearly told "I'm fucking insane, better watch your back" after that shit.

>Natsuki looks like she has 4 different hair styles.
Because she does. She covers up the spots that her dad has ripped her hair out.

Natsuki but she can't post

Either Hiro or Cloudflare is fucking up.
FUCKKIIIIIIINNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

natsuki... ;_;

>Your doki but they become your favourite Jojo
>A Joestar taken cannot be taken by another doki
>The awkward conversations they'll have with each other being reincarnated as muscular bloodrelated hunks with the memories of teenage girls in a literature club

youtube.com/watch?v=yejwbqz6_d4

My tulpa just raped me. What do?

Enjoy

Guys, I have an unhealthy obssesion with this stupid ass game and with Natsuki in particular. I've been trying to move on for a good couple of months now, but hasn't succeded so far. It's not like I spend everyday talking or thinking about the game or anything of that sort, at most I might check a thread on /v/ that pops up from time to time. Yet I still have this dumb feeling of uneasiness in my chest everytime I see mention of it anywhere. What to do?

But they already know she gets off on cutting herself, they're not worried about her stabbing other people. In fact they don't seem particularly worried at all.

Monika broke something again.

Huge tits
Non threatening persona with a wild pervy streak
Loves talking about her own interests
Doesn't have to engage face to face

Yuri would be a great cam whore

find a real gf

Message Dan's twitter and tell him to take responsibility.
Post results.

Bullying Sayori while everyone has trouble posting!

no

are people having trouble posting?

Masturbating to Natsuki always fixes it for me.

I probably could, but I don't really want to. It seems like such a chore. Plus I'm 22 and I'm still riddled with acne, I'm feeling insecure about it.

>Dear Evan Hansen
>Heathers
>Hamilton
I know they're all entry level youtube animatic shit, but fuck me if I don't love them.

Hah that was great. Amazing style on that person.

>Trying to write a song with Sayori!
>user and Sayori don't know much about music production
>user suggested a special handshake or something
>Just a fun greeting between friends
>Sayori had to all-in and insist they wrote a friendship song together
>Sayori keeps singing random off-pitch verses
>She struggles to break away from four line verses
>user keeps quietly humming things
>He thinks he has a few ideas but he's not confident enough
>Sayori tries to listen to them and sing in harmony
>user quickly stops and resorts to trying different beats while she sings
>She stops singing
>user asks her what's wrong
>She says he's not trying
>He admits he doesn't think he has this in him
>Sayori has an idea
>She starts badly air guitaring and making poor guitar noises
>user's quick to explain that she's doing it wrong and complain in return
>She corners him, making him prove she can do it better
>user actually does it
>She doesn't listen to rock so she doesn't recognize the abridged riffs he's chaining together
>She gets really into it though
>Sayori finds one of her poems and begins trying to awkwardly sing it over user's guitaring
>It sounds hilariously bad!
>They both breakdown laughing
>It's a fun moment
>user thinks Sayori has a nice voice
>Sayori thinks user should take up an instrument
>user remembers that other time he tried to
>He suddenly remembers a lot of things he tried to do and couldn't
>He's killed the moment
>He doesn't want to continue constructing stories around his failed attempts to improvise songs in the middle of lonely walks any more
>He wishes she was real

>Error: Upload failed.
>text-only posts only push through every 5 min

Hey guys!

Yesterday it was fun discussing Lolita with all of you. Hit me up if you still want to discuss it.

Also don't forget to vote for the new book we're reading: strawpoll.me/14886732/

Let's read!

youtube.com/watch?v=BM91ud4W_y4

I will protect Natsuki.