/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #400

HAPPY #400 YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS

I put sode

Dear dokifriends, it has been a pleasure being with you all since thread #40

However, I must say this, there is something that I have to tell you...

Daily reminder that you are the perfect size for your doki

With love,

:^)

400 threads with my loving wife Monika!!!

Sonic Sez: ______________________________________________________Sayori best doki_______________________________________
_______________the other dokis are okay too I guess____________________________

I can’t tell if I want Monika as a big sister or a mom!

Help me decided for it is my darkest hour.

Tell me about Sayori's magic boobs and happy #400

Do you really need any other doki when you could have Monika?

Reminder that heretics like you should be burned at the stake.

Happy 400th /ddlc/!

I love her too

>Recently started hanging out again after nearly 3 years with childhood friend I have a crush on
>We talked, we laughed, we walked through the city for hours and even had hot chocolate together
>Go home
>Don't know how to feel
>Afraid she was bored
>Afraid she stayed together with me out of pity
>Afraid she'll only ever see me as nothing more than a friend
>End up more withdrawn in myself
>Have even more suicidal breakdowns than before
That's just ridiculous and I'm aware of it.

...

She would be better as a big sister. She fucking sucks at managing her literature club without Sayori around, so, I doubt she would be a good mother.

I love you guys

Here's to the next 400 too!

Music time lads what we got Today
>an user on /ddlc/ made this youtube.com/watch?v=ygs99CHO3t0&t=6s

Ayy happy 400th!

How are we all doing today ?

You still torn up about what happened last night?

youtube.com/watch?v=kYtK8wSqvXs

I love you all. Thank you for 400 threads of being some of the best, most likable people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Stay comfy!
Stay wholesome!
Happy 400!
I love you~

Here, to compensate for the lack of scars quickly

I'm enjoying the thread with my wife, Monika, too!

...

IS CUTE

Heyo, 400! At this point we've gone about 100 threads a month or so, on average. I doubt we'll keep that momentum for the whole of this year, but it's definitely been quite the ride.

IS!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy 400 lads, it has been an honor shitposting with you amazing people

>Yuri

> Already 400 of these shit stains.
It's been great, it really has.
I love you all.

Cute!

I love you too user.

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats, ppl.

I love Yuri but other dokis are good too!

Happy 400th guys !

Im glad I joined these thread cause you all have made these past couple months much more bearable. Much love guys

ff
fooorrr
hundraeddd...
fouuurrr hundred bbfreeeeads?!
FOUR HUNDRED BREADS?!

Is it really you Teach?

Hey, user. Thanks for always giving me a plug. It makes me smile every time.

Hi, it's me again.
Just wanted to stop in and congratulate everyone on 400 threads. I showed up at thread 83(?) and since then I've had such a wonderful time with all of you. I don't come around so often anymore but I think about you guys all the time. Stay wonderful, my dear friends.
-Necroanon

You mean with the gachashit? Nah, I’m over it now. I mean, I’m still a bit miffed about it/upset I gave in and dropped cash again, but at the end of the day that’s kinda the nature of the beast. No use in getting that torn up about it (unless you drop way more cash than I did).
Plus I got Gray (a character I actually have a fondness for) earlier this week so I can’t be that upset.
But hey. Thanks for asking. Happy #400, my guy.

>Been writing a fic.
>Started putting it off because I no longer really feel for the story anymore.
>Close to finishing
>Want to finish it up, but at the same time have no motivation or drive to.
Does anyone else get this?

What's your favorite fic in the history of the thread?

I love her, too.

Love you guys, i stopped playing games for you autists, I'm only here now

i don't believe it's you, but believing you're here for this moment makes me happy. i love you teach.

now that tf2 engineer has thread 400 I can say I love you guys
if not the promised day, I hope you all get the dispensers you need and long for

ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!

NOT!!!!!!!!

You guys are all so great, I'm not feeling too wordy today so let me just say thank you all for holding the line.
I love you lot, and here's to 400 more.

Here you go, Yuri.
Happy 400!

bless you cheeky smiley user

Reminder that Potato Yuri is merely pretending to be retarded. Watch your back.

how much cash did you drop

Congrats, lads. Keep it up.

>papa Natusku is here also
>thanks for 400 I have been here for the last 2 weeks

If you told me I'd stop giving a shit about 99.9% of video games in a day and start writing half a year ago I'd have laughed in your face.
On one side of the coin there's a lot of sad here sure, but on the other side finding this place was one of the most fortunate things that's ever befallen me.

I’ve done this before but, maybe some missed it and there are probably some new friends who missed it.
Maybe it’d help to read again.

thecardsoflife.com/birthday-chart/
Monika is the 2 of clubs.

Karma cards one is a person born under a card which you will meet and do something good for you and the other is someone you will meet and they will do you wrong.

Send me wholesome lewds!

Hey there...

Not like I'm happy to see you or anything...

Happy 400th everyone. I wish you all well.

Congrats with the 400th thread, but it will be gone in an hour

I love her too.

I was going to wait until the festival is officially over, but it's already been a while, and I need to take a break from the fic I'm writing, so...I hope you'll forgive me for asking a bit early!

Has either of you got something you'd like critiqued?

I wonder what the spider lover would say about this...

Yuri, NO! You can't 400 loafs of bread at one time!

llll
loouuttsss ovvvffff
bbbrreaddddddddd...
ffannckkk oyuu!!!

Love you too man.
DEUS VULT

I'm really proud of you cuteposters, we survived hell and storm but stood firmly, and we're finally here, it is still too soon to stop, long live /ddlc/.

CUTEPOSTERS!

Only $35. Being a broke college student this felt absolutely awful but in reality it’s not that much money. Not gonna end up homeless because of this.

how did we reach 400 anyway

>/ddlc/ preparing to assault Team Salvato base
>circa.2018
Love you guys
anytime user

...

Wait, how do you know if someone is a good card for you?

Cheers on #400 faggots

How are we all spending the 400th thread?

Just got a podcast on and getting comfy

I'm surprised DDLC isn't flooded by tumblr to the same extent as, say, FNAF and Undertale. The worst I've seen are few OCs and that one really fucking weird image.

FASTER!!!!!!!

Hello, Anons! I hope you all have a wholesome #400! It's not like I care about you guys or anything!

>You open the door to the club room to find the Vice President wearing a fuzzy party hat, beaming at you.
Happy four hundred, you guys! E-even though we probably technically missed it since the numbers are messed up, Ahaha...
>She pulls out and blows a party popper.
But it's the thought that counts!

Now, let's get the formalities outta the way!
The word of the thread is "Sunrise"!
Alternatives are "Companion", "Promise" "Eternity" and "Strength"!

>She pulls the party hat off of her head with a snap of the elastic band before looking you in the eyes.
Now, I've been here for a long time. Not as long as the boss, but long enough. I've... We've watched the club grow, reach highs and lows, go through storms and calm waters, friends and enemies and everything in between. And I can say without any doubt in my mind that I wouldn't leave or trade it for anything if I could.
I love this room. The air in it, the things made in it, material and spiritual. The people in it, no matter who they are.
>She sniffs as her eyes start to glisten, face twitching and contorting.
I... I love you.
And I'll be here by your side, whether you want it or not! N-no take backs!
N-now... Sorry about that, Ahaha. Let's get back to business, and write some pems!

I'm happy just being here near you.
Monika!

youtube.com/watch?v=vv2DSmy3Tro

>Sayori and cuteposters defending /ddlc/ against bullis and thread derailments!
Congrats for the 400 guys let's keep it up! (:

Its comfy time. Which is unusual for the time of day
>but hey 400

I never have anything prepared/ in mind for these and I've been here for 100, 200, 300 and now 400.
Man I'm just happy to be here
Here's a ninja obtusely implying I am faintly disappointed in myself and intend to try and be a little better if/when we hit 500.

Happy 400 to all of us, user. wink wink

You magnificent assholes, you.

>few OCs
How the fuck do you even make a DDLC OC? The cast and setting is way too limited, that's like saying you made a Breakfast Club OC.

So, is everybody ready for the flip?

We all did a great job

You have to ask her, it's the only way.
Don't leave it to chance, you'll regret it later

>Had a tomboy childhoodfriend
>I always made her laugh, she was so cute
>I liked her, and I assume she liked me too
>One my family just decided move away
>I actually saw her cry, and I think it was because I was moving
>being a stupid young faggot, I didn't even exchange numbers with her
>Realize it too late that I wanted to keep contact with her, but couldn't

>skip 11 years
>I saw her again, she's was married and had a kid with her
>get a weird anxious feeling mixed with that "pain in your throat" or w/e that feeling is that you get when you're really sad
>I was literally so broken I couldn't even greet her

If this is what it feels like to be cucked, I can't even fathom what retard dicksucking piece of shit would "enjoy" that fetish

Good to hear you're still around in that sense! Wish you were around more often, but oh well. Have a good day!

KISSING Erika!

youtube.com/watch?v=D4R21Hfy4SA

This thread is getting crazy