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ALL MOCKING OF THE JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD IS TO BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE

MINIMUM

>Veni, vidi, vici

What did he mean by this?

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

Can you guys stop being so so racist and xenophobic about the huns? I once met one and he didn't try to rape or murder me, you need to get out of your city walls more often.

>being cvcked by BGC
>no asp for which to kill myself
>life is svffering

hey guys these migrants are really shitting up our society, we should do something about them
w-what? im a racist?

>they started being cucks as society started falling
history repeats itself

This is a hebrew conspiracy, they're the ones ruining our empire.

LET THE BARBARIANS IN YOU FUCKING BIGGOTS IT'S 215

WE WUZ TROJANS AND SHIT
t. Publius Vergilius Maro

My Father works with some barbarians in his cohort. They're not all bad. Smelly, and they have strange gods, but they sure are brave. I for one think we should use them, walk right into Germania and conquer the place using their own people against them.

On April 19th I made bread.

I sure love my celt slaves.

Romans are simply the most organised group of savages

The Roman Republic and Empire was a hiccup in European progress. The Northern Tribes were not all "barbaric", some were arguably better off than the Republic/Empire. Examples are, Naval Navigation and Farming technologies.

Also, why does no one ever mention our fucking dependency on slave labor?

guys i just bought this tavern in the Suburra what do you think?
also who´s going to the baths

>Hey Faggots, my name is Aulus, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, plebs who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass mosaics. You are everything barbaric in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cunnus? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to marble statues in the forum.
Don’t be a Cretan. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was centurion of my cohort, and the best javelin thrower in my contuburnium. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked carved German people”? I also got senatorial rank, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all futoae who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

so you faggus are just going to blame the migrants instead of our '''''''''''''''''''political stability''''''''''''''' no wonder those guys are starting to beat us

>Punic War play
>"Non est Me" starts playing

I'm tired of you Romans stealing my peopleS culture and claiming it as your own. Go back to your caves. NUBIAN LIVES MATTER.

I sear you barbaboos are the worst
I bet you are a pampered little senator son who wears pants to every court event and eats sausages in public

semper Iudaeorum
bonum goy

Hey, he made slaves illegal some time ago! Now set them free so that we may tax them!
*former dependency

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

senatus poplii quintus Romanus, baby!

HEY·GVYS·HOVV·CAN·I·GET·THE·CVRSIVE·FONT·?

explain this meme

>he doesn't pick his horse's nose

What kind of Equite are you?

>horse
HAVE.YOV.NEVER.SEEN.A.CAMEL.YOV.VNCVLTVRED.PLEB?

have you guys heard about these Christian fellas? they worship some guy that was crucified in Syria or whatever the fuck and eat his flesh. seems spooky but some qt said she'd marry me if I go to go to one of their ceremonies I'm thinking of going

hold me bros

do not my frater, they are cannibals

>asking for dating advice on a parthian knitting forvm

Anyone catch the latest episode at the Circus Maximus?

>I'm a Christian

>Go to the CIRCVS
>catcha a glimpse of a cute allic qt
>Red loses again like fucking scrubs
>Blues and greens get violent again
>get some omentata on my face
>Slip on someone's shit and fall on the floor
>qt gallic girl laughs at me and yells "look at that red loser"
>a band of greens drop a bucket of shit on me
That sensis vvhen

Forgot pic

Croutons BTFO, I can't believe you people ever thought he'd ACTUALLY be consul, he was a meme candidate from the start.

Should Plebeians have the right to own a Gladius?
They will need a way to defend themselves now that the consuls have decided to let the barbarians into the emperium.
Filthy Goths are just as bad as Parthians

Somebody say Roman?

>Holy
>Roman
>empire...

>being a red supporter
>in the year 842 ad urbe condita
>on a Garamantian mural agora

What are you, a filthy greek catamite?Everyone in the empire deserves to be armed however they wish, how the fuck else are you gonna depose a tyrant when they arrive?
Or do you trust the fucking preatorian guard?
>dose baebarians wer good boys dey dindu nuffin, the guard is jus raycis
>you gotta respect the authority of the guard doe

THIRTEEEEEEN
THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEERN

Plebis can't be trusted with heavier weapons like the Pilum, the Scutum or the Hasta, would you entrust Gauls or Berbers with weapons like that, the barbarians would kill each other in mass.
The legions will prevent barbarians from plundering your villa

>implying barbarians care about roman law
>implying they don't manufacture their own weapons
the only thing you'll accomplish is that only filthy lawless barbarians will be armed

>The legions will prevent barbarians from plundering your villa

Then why the fuck is that every two years my villa near Treverorum is pillaged and all my costly Germanic sex slaves taken back across the frontier? The legionaries are useless cunts.

Fuck you guys i'm arming my own staff.

> Walking home after too much wine at orgy
> Still have Gladius under cloak
> Dirty Gaul approach with smile
> Offers me to buy his very white barbarian III.IIV with red hair
> Before we can agree, he pulls out club to hit me
> bringing club to superior Roman blade
> Disembowel him with one slice, and jam blade into chest
> Find load of denari on dead Gaul.
> Money and Barbarian slave girl
> Tip Centurion well and go home
> Today was a good day.

>disembowelling with a gladius
>not expertly stabbing and retracting

That is not how you were trained to do that militus.

>Fuck you guys i'm arming my own staff.

[USER'S VILLA WAS PLUNDERED BY THE LEGIONS FOR THIS POST]

[USER'S TAXPAYER FUNDED GRAIN SUPPLY WAS CUT OFF FOR THIS POST]

> Too much wine
> Dirty Gaul
> Monday morning Gladiator
> Jellius Legionfag mad I'm sticking my gladius in his wife and servants while he is in Germania.

Stay Pleb

some of you are alright, don´t go near Capua tomorrow

Don't make me get my vine stick.

Alright brethren, what type of bread is truly the best?

And remember, if it isn't panis secundus, you are a plebian.

It's bread with circuses.

What the vulva did you just speak to me, you lowly barbarian ? I'll have you know I am a part of the Cohors Praetoria and I have been involved in numerous campaigns in Germania, and I have killed over 100 Blue-painted Gauls. I am trained in Testudo warfare and I am the top Legionary engineer in the entire 10th Legion. You are nothing to me but another Germanic man who rolls in the mud. I will throw a pilum at you with precision the likes of which has never been seen during the entire Bello Gallico, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with rambling that horse-shit to me in your filthy barbarian language ? Words fall from you mouth as shit from ass. By Jupiter's Cock, as we converse I am contacting my secret network of Legionarii Evocati across the entire Roman Empire and your little shit-filled village is being raided right now so prepare for the moment, when the Gods have seen it fit to remove cock from arse so you can finally see Roman might. The Roman might that will wipe out the pathetic thing you call your tribe. You're fucking dead, stinking Barbarian. I can ride anywhere over superior Roman paved roads, at anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my Gladius. Not only am I extensively trained in a Castrum, but I have access to my entire Centurio of brave Romans and I will use them to full extent to wipe you cruel Germanics of the face of the earth. If only you could have know what amount of Ballista fire your little clever comment in your uncivilized language was about to bring down upon, you maybe would have shut your filthy mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now the Gods will spread cheek from cheek and rom cock in arse. I will sell your family as slaves and you will march in my victory parade over the Via Sacra. You're dead, Pleb !

De bonis guys. Dont ire ad Carthaginem cras

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you prissy urbanite? I’ll have you know I have the honour of being the primary champion of my chieftain, and I’ve crossed limes on every frontier from Britain to Syria, and I have collected over 600 skulls. I am self-taught in gorilla warfare and I’m the finest headhunter in the entire barbaricum. You are nothing to me but just another perfumed fat boy. I will drink your blood and enslave your family with speed the likes of which has never been seen before in your shit reeking province, mark the songs the bards song of me. You think you can get away with blathering that Greek philosophy sounding shit to me? Think again, silk-wearer. As I listen to the shit spewing forth from your wine sodden mouth I am contacting my secret network of "slaves" across the region and your castrum is being figured out right now so you better prepare for the krieg, cuckold. The blaze of glory that wipes out the pathetic little rabble you call a garrison. You’re fucking meat, you cattle-less subsidised swine. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can plunder your goats via over seven hundred routes, and that’s without even using ladders. Not only am I extensively trained in taking my kit off and scaring the ever loving shit out of your armies by flailing my genitals around, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the tribal confederation and I will use it to its full extent to roll your shitty little wall back, you brutish fuck. If only you could have known the size of the "barbarian" onslaught your “satirical” bullshit was about to bring down upon your praefecture, maybe you would have taken an oath of silence on the tombs of your ancestors. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you'll feel the power of Woden's might shaft tearing your ass asunder. I will rape you and your family and cast your putrid carcass into a bog. You’re fucking dead, Roman.

kek

>That cringy crusader at the end
I can imagine, however, that the explicit mentioning of black children from Roman women derives from two things: The general dislike of barbarians and the easy identification of their offspring through skin colour in this special case.
It would certainly be harder to identify a milkman's child if the Roman wife bore a child from, say, a Gaul, and in that case, it would be easier for the husband and bystanders to ignore the adultery.

Didn't the Romans give no shits about race like we do today? I know ethnicity was a thing for them, but what really mattered in their society is citizenship. Am I wrong?

>Vae victis!

t. Brennus

how did rome get cucked centuries ago

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I heard so, too.
I know that citizenship was everything, it already was a big deal when only the inhabitants of Italy gained citizenship after the Punic wars.
The Roman's view on race was certainly not very strong. I know they accredited certain attributes to different peoples and tribes, but they were positive in many cases.
Their belief in their own superiority derived more from the pride in their state and history, and less from the notion of a genetical 'master race', I would think. At least I never read about a thing like that

>You will never get to be born a Persian noble and skewer multiple Roman legionaries on your kontos

Nice reference

Σε γιγνώσkων χαίρω, my name is Rufus Acessamenus.

I’m a 27 year old Roman Greekophile (Hellenism fan for you barbarians). I draw paintings and murals on my amphorae, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Greek games. (Discus, Shotput, Marathonning)

I train with my dory and hoplon every day, this superior weapon can pierce clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my citizenship license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Greek fluently, both Attic and the Koine dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Greek history and their democratic code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Greek visa, I am moving to Athens to attend a prestigious philosophy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a great philosopher like Plato or Socrates!

I own several chlamys', which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Greece, so I can fit in easier. I fuck little boys and speak Greek as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Greece!

They were extremely classist, though.

ROMA
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>Greekophile

Enjoy diddling little boys greekfag

>Didn't the Romans give no shits about race like we do today?

I honestly dont get why people have to find historical peoples who conform to their 2016 idea of equality and morality.

Like I get that at first things like racialism, slavery and tribalism are off putting - but holding ancient peoples to silly post modern backward moral standards seems dumb, in ages were people were worrying about starving to death or being decapitated I doubt anyone was all that concerned about not being viewed as 100% to everyone else.

>He doesn't diddle boys
I bet you eat pussy you fucking faggot.

>Greekophile
>not Graeculus

onejob.jpeg

HOL UP BROWN BOI
WHERE THA LEGIONAR CAMP AT?

So I told Caesar to cross the Rubicon.. he actually did it the absolute madman

Vorenus please

also, if anyone wants some True Roman Bread™ for True Romans, come down to the Guilded Millet

Who /Raetia et Noricum/ here?

>There you see the Roman republic changing from the height of excellence to the depths of depravity. And this is no novel assertion of my own; I am indebted for it to Roman authorities, who far preceded the coming of Christ. After the destruction of Carthage, and before Christ’s coming, ‘the degradation of traditional morality ceased to be a gradual decline and become a torrential downhill rush.’ I challenge these Romans to quote injunctions against luxury and greed, given by their gods to the Roman people. Would that they had merely refrained from counselling chastity and restraint, without demanding from the people acts of depravity and shame, by means of which to establish a pernicious authority through a false claim to divine power! I challenge them then to read our Scriptures, and to find, in the Prophets, in the holy Gospel, in the Acts of the Apostles, and in the Epistles, those uniquely impressive warnings against greed and self-indulgence, given everywhere to the people assembled to hear them, in a tone resembling not the chatter of philosophical debates, but the thunder of oracles from the clouds of God. Yet they do not blame their gods for the self-indulgence, the greed and the savage immorality which, before Christ’s coming, brought the republic to those ‘depths of depravity’. They scold the Christian religion for all the humiliations inflicted in those later times on their sophisticated self-esteem. Yet if the teachings of Christianity on justice and morality had been listened to and practiced by ‘kings of the earth and all peoples, princes and all judges of the world, youths and maidens, old and young together’, those of every age capable of reason, male and female, and even the tax-collectors and soldiers addressed by John the Baptist - if all those had listened, the Roman commonwealth would now enrich all this present world with its own happiness, and would ascend to the heights of eternal life to reign in felicity.

>tfw an Optimate sits close to me in the Senate

reeee

It should be a space between each letter

>mfw when the other guy in the senate spoke to me about a conspiracy against the mighty emperor Cesar.
>mfw when he told me Crassus is going to stab him, can you imagine?

Et tu?

>..and mfw he actually did it.

Caesar adsum jam forte
Brutus aderat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at

Gibbon wrote that Rome differed from Greece in that Rome did not try to restrict citizenship to pure ethnic Romans so yes you're essentially right

Toward the end I think they got pretty racist towards Germanics which is how Stilicho ended up dead

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL

Let me guess. Is that Salvian? It sounds like Salvian.

This was an actually funny thread.

Well done lads.

Citizenship started being opened up as empire progressed and it became more about Roman values but during republic times even many Italian allies didn't have citizenship.