/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #403

Play Nice Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>DON'T do a flip
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=dvMdv5UPPp4
youtube.com/watch?v=xFRJHEwAw4g
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Fatsuki best girl

first for tf2 engineer

i put sode

Your Doki(s) is now playing Rainbow Siege with You!

Which Operator would they main for Attack and Defense?

great start

first for Sharkyori

Posted this last thread but forgot that it was dead.

>Templar Order
>Ally: Sayori
All Templar are equipped with plate armor, their choice of sword/mace/halberd, and a tower shield
+All Equipment is blessed, giving resistance to magic and burning vampires on contact.
+Training gives an immunity to the vampire's mental powers.
+Gain the ability "Lay on hands", allowing you to heal wounds at the cost of draining your stamina, depending on the extent of the wound.
-Sayori, your assigned partner, has personal issues which she will hide from you. If you can't help her resolve them, she will be turned into a vampire's thrall.
-Templars must follow a strict code of honor or risk losing their abilities. No sneak attacks, no harming innocents, basic stuff like that.
-Templars aren't equipped or trained in the use of ranged weaponry.

>Vampire Hunter Coven
>Ally: Natsuki
All Vampire Hunters are equipped with enchanted leather armor, silver daggers, stakes, and a crossbow with a limited supply of silver arrows.
+Trained in magic, can use minor offensive spells and can counter an opponent's magical abilities if they're aware of what they're doing.
+Masters of stealth, can avoid detection from all but a head vampire.
+Agile as fuck, can run twice as fast and jump twice as high as the average human, have an increased resistance to injury, and can climb nearly any surface.
-You and Natsuki will always live in proverty.
-Vampire Hunters are all edge lords who are one bad day away from turning to the "dark side", becoming inhuman monsters.
-Vampire Hunters are forced to wear light armor to compliment their fighting style, making you vulnerable to the weapons of others,

continued next post.

A daily reminder that Monika loves you

MONIKAHOMOS RUIN EVERYTHING

DDLC but half of the content is DLC, including Monika

I don't know user I've never played. Tell me, who would Moniak play as?

By the name of God I bless thy thread so we have no degeneracy! Keep it comfy, anons, do not allow degeneracies to happen. Deus Vult!

If I were a girl I'd lift my shirt for Danlet just to get my fucking keychains faster. He still wouldn't ship them.

I demand your CUTEST Natsuki.

So, what’s this I’ve been hearing about edge?

Sayori
Attack: Sledge
Defense: Tachanka

HOW CAN I CHOOSE WHEN NATSUKI IS ALWAYS CUTE

>.gif

D(DLC)^2

something isn't right here

>Moniak
That's a new one.

Good evening or night everyone! I hope you all had a nice day!
Welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "abandon"~!
Alternatives are 'magical' and 'faith'.

So as always, if you'd like to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words to guide and/or inspire you! You can use any of the words and interpret them in any way you desire!
Everyone is welcome to join in so please don't be shy, okay? Everyone would love to see what you can write! Good or bad, don't worry!
I hope you all have fun and I'm looking forward to reading all of your fantastic poems!

Good night, everyone! Have a nice night!
Monika!

I do that a lot

why is she so perfect bros

Fuck off retard

Your Doki but they're now a Sonic character!

>The Exorcist Church
>Ally: Yuri
All Exorcists are equipped with lavish, white robes, a ritual knive, and their holy symbols.
+Masters of holy magic, can heal, dispel curses, revive the recently departed, and burn undead with divine light.
+Plenty of funding from the massive church that controls the land, beloved by the people.
+Passive aura gives all in vicinity immunity to dark magic.
-Must uphold a vow of abstinence to maintain powers and Yuri is thirsty as fuck.
-No combat training or protection from physical attacks, will need to hire outside help to survive.
-Will lose access to holy magic if seperated from holy symbol.

>The Vampire Legion
>Head Vampire: Monika
All Vampires wear noble cloths, and may choose to use any weapon (though most prefer using none).
+All the vampire powers you'd expect. You can transform into a monstrous wolf, hoard of bats, or mist. You are thrice as strong as normal, and can regenerate as long as your heart remains. You can control the living via eye contact, and people are more likely to trust you. Your fangs and nails are sharp, and hard as steel, and can pierce light armor. You have no need for sleep.
+You're Monika's favorite, and the only one allowed in her personal quarters.
+If you kill someone by draining their blood, you may resurrect them as a thrall, a lesser vampire who must follow any orders you give them. As a rule of thumb, a vampire's original thrall is only half as strong as they are, and you may only have 3 thralls at once.
-(+?)You are Monika's thrall, and as such must follow any orders she gives you.
-You are vulnerable to sunlight, holy spells and equipment, silver, wood stakes, running water, and fire. Any of these things will burn through your body quickly. Your reflection does not appear in mirrors.
-If someone spills millet or poppy seeds, or rice, you will feel an immense compulsion to count each grain.

All factions distrust each other. Pick one.

calm the fuck down

My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.

I think Natsuki would main Fuze and Kapkan

Cool! I love Sonic!

Honestly, I have no fucking idea what happened last thread. It's not even the kind of meltdown you can enjoy like the Monika post #6666666 on Veeky Forums

>Yuri
Caveira for Assault
Thatcher for Defend

youtube.com/watch?v=dvMdv5UPPp4

watch it so u can be informed

>struggled to hell and back to get her own ''route'' despite basically having god mod
>perfect
Pick one and only one, Monikaka

Hey retards is this way.

fuck off avatarfag

Shut your fuck up

What time do you wake up? What's the best time?
I've quickly decided I don't like waking up around 4/5. It's a normal day except I get an extra few hours to worry about it, isn't it?

>That one Sayoricuck that always bitches about Monikafags
Even if you use Natsuki pics you're not fooling me fag, kys.

Learning Python with no tutorials is hard when the game is also trying its best to leave her without a route

>Yuri
Persona 2
>Sayori
Persona 4
>Natsuki
Persona 5
>Monika
Persona 3

monikanon isnt an avatarfag

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

...

wait i fucked up
Forgot thatcher was Attacking.
Probably Frost for defense

what is this low tier bait

I love her too

I remember you! How's Tumblr these days.

This is a video game though. It has no place on /v/

>Persona 2
Which one?

fuck off avatarfag

>202660974
Thanks for the (You) faggot.

Which Doki would be into Devil Survivor?

duuuhhh moniakinun isnt avtafafg

Reminder to always report that degenerate faggot's posts. He's an avatarfag and there's absolutely no excuse for it.

I only go to Tumblr to get my porn.

Fuck off avatarfag

>tfw Monikafag but hate AIDSdrinkers
One Man Crusade is a go, I'm gonna save her from that curse lads.

>brainlet wojak inbound
ABANDON THREAD, MOODS.

>shitty bait
>edge
>waifu wars
>blatant shitposting
Discord is better at this point

...

it was nice knowing you for a total of 6 seconds

Video Games with /ddlc/ when?

>"-llo and good morning, everyone! Welcome back to Natsukitty445 Baking ingredient review! Today we'll be experimenting by using ingredients of varying quality and price to see how it affects the finished goods! I have the bags of them to my right, so let's get these all out on the counter!"
>"Nice!"

Reminder to ignore /v/

Just because you deleted the post doesn't mean people can't still look it up . Also, announcing a report is against the rules, so do with that what you will.

sayori when she realizes she simply can't compete with monika!

>-(+?)
+++

Doesn't make sense why templars and church would distrust eachother

but templars are the way of a true man of god

I want to form a MHW hunting party with a Sayorifriend, Yurifriend, and Monikafriend. I will be the Natsukifriend.

That's something I can watch

>thread goes to shit
>(((conveniently))) someone shills discord
yeah no

Daily reminder I hate you people and forget why I come around here

Can we please stop shitposting?

i can't ignore anything, even if i want to ignore it my brain says NU

Why is the mood so tense? These last 2 threads have been too edgy :(

Fuck off avatarfag

I'm down for some Unreal Tournament 2004. It's been forever since I played it.

The Doki Doki Literature Club but they're all Tidus from Final Fantasy X

>implying I'm that faggot with pictures from tumblr and Know your Meme
Yes I'm sure he's the only human being in existence that has a picture of brainlet wojak saved

>sayori all the fucking time
FTFY

Who is best girl?

youtube.com/watch?v=xFRJHEwAw4g

Sayori when she realizes that her friends are spending all their time in the club fighting and that she would have been better off never bringing them to the club in the first place. Maybe even not being born. At least then none of this would be happening.

Weren't the Templars accused of worshiping Baphomet at one point?

It's a negative unless you consider it a positive, you pervert.

Politics.

STOP, JUST STOP

Erika

>it's all a big plot by discord
>or is it the avatarfags
Ok Alex Jones

Yuri > Sayori > Natsuki >>>>>> Monika
Don't even @ me if you want to share your objectively wrong different opinion.

NERD

What would each doki's FF job be?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
I'd rather have them be the walking tree with a void fetish

>Your doki
>How socially isolated you are

Momika!

I Love Yuri!!!

>sayori
>havent seen anyone in weeks

>@

Monika XD
I'm really not but im kinda down about breaking up with my side gurl the other day :( so im here waiting for the prmised day!!

you're a scholar and a gentleman, user

i agree 100%. she's just wonderful on every level

natsuki belongs at the bottom tho imho desu tbqh

Tfw gone for one week and shitposters basically did order 66 on the avatar fags and are not contributing to the threads except being cancer and acting like anonymous elitists.

I'll make the proper preparations, recover the holiest of swords and eliminate every god damned vamp for what they did to my lost love.

Monika > Natsuki > Yuri > Sayori >>>>>Average 2D girl