/tf2g/ team fortress 2 general

>Smissmas Update:
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=35830

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf / teamfortress.tv/33738
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (SA): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

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so user do anything cool today?

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Bananades?
More like bananaids.

remember when this game was good?

Large majority of TF2 players have shit taste in maps. Dustbowl and 2fort have been popular since the very start of the game, and despite there being far better maps, somehow are still popular and the iconic pub TF2 experience.

Every time I think the art style can't get any worse the TF team "pleasantly" surprises me

I've always wondered why this is actually
With the exception of upward the worst maps in TF2 are always the most popular and it bewilders me. Maps like powerhouse, dustbowl, 2fort, suijin and hightower are absolute shitfests but new players gravitate to them like flies toward shit.
I can't deny it myself, My first hundred hours in TF2 were spent in the intel room of 2fort whacking away at a sentry hoping someone would be dumb enough to just waltz into the intel room. The only thing i can think of is maybe these maps are popular because they're good grounds for new players to "experiment" on and learn new things
2fort and hightower have no timers go on forever (powerhouse has the same problem but that's because of poor map design) so newbies can shit around for hours on end. Maps like dustbowl are linear and it's hard to get lost so new players with no idea of strategising can just throw themselves at the point over and over again. The only exception to this that i can think of is suijin which is a bad map people love but i think that can be attributed to the fact that suijin looks nice.

when will the pyro hype fucking end already
im sick of being in servers with 5 pyros and 1 spy on the enemy team, and the spy is still raping cause none of the pyros are sentient and going 6th pyro to kill him would be stupid

Lol its not pyro hype... pyro is good now.

They want to kill. They don't want to "cover the flank" or "deny" areas. They want to kill. That is the only good part of tf2, when you KILL.

>both my alts are banned from tf2center because i was too retarded to hide them properly
h^ck
anyone wanna host a lobby on pic related?

Whu do you alt so much

one of my alts was actually my first steam account that i made when i was like 10 and bought CSS
the other alt was from when i was gifted the orange box (physical) after already owning it

>want to upload beta badlands to serveme to make a fun lobby on it
>cant find it anywhere on my workshop folders
what the frick

I want to play pyro with the df but it seems like i can shoot anyone who is even semi close to my crosshair+ 7 pyros+ regularflames being fucking retarded
I wish pyro wasn't so ass in almost every way. I like burny things

good, but that doesnt mean to mongoloids playing them know how to utilise that, or hear the spy uncloaking behind them and killing 4 people

back in 2012 when I was like 14 and into sharking I got the Crocodile Smile #4 and sold it for 3 keys just so I can buy a cheap game and scam some guy out of a bill's hat
did I get scammed? lol
what a retard honestly that got me a bill's hat but to have a craft number on the side of a misc would be priceless

numbered crafts are only worth something if you find the right collector, bill's was probably a better deal at the time

the fact that it's a shit misc doesn't help either, but now that I don't care about miscs it would've been pretty neat to have that #4 on the side of the name

Landfall is such a shit map for engi, no good spots to build anything you just gotta take your chances building that shit out in the open.

lol fuck this game

>make a silly furry hat
>make it ultra rare
>furries spend lots of money through market transactions
>steam earns more money
>game is still rotting
Bravo valve

I'll give you four ref for it

>last one sold for $46
>instant buys going for $33
>only ones for sale are $70 and over
jesus christ

>battle work parts price rises again
anyone has a full page or more of the little cunts?
I've got a key

because hes a pussy bitch, probably pinto

best steam market item to cash out with?

oh man, i love me some casual upward

Casual is such a good game mode.

what kind of name is morwanneg?

From Neil Gaiman's Stardust. It's Welsh, but not an actual name used by the Welsh.

>the eldest witch
>not actually the eldest irl
lol

She only looks the youngest because she at a star's heart to restore her youth. Gosh, it's like you haven't even read the book.

more like marwannigger hahahahah

>harvest loading screen

>tf2 loading screen

>anime picture

>reaction image

>post

I said eldest, not youngest
but you're right, I don't read

*post the image v uses whenever someone complains about anime*

sniper

i dont play this class

Is a good class.

Hi.

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WHY IS THE TERRACOTTA WARRIOR SET HALLOWEEN RESTRICTED VAAAAALVE

idk why hasnt the diamondback been nerfed yet

because it is not over powered

it is in pubs also its banned in highlander

>another day of not wanting to do anyhting
>not even wanting to waste time with tf2 anymore

you raise a good point, tf2 is balanced around 2fort

Wtf?

will you refute my claim

No...

I don't get what your claim is

damn right you won't slut

shut up soyboy

that team fortress two by valve corporation is balanced around the iconic ingame map 2fort, sometimes spelled ingame as teufort, thank you

gmmhm ,.....no.........................

when you have a bad team
youtube.com/watch?v=FA69oJLOBsM

>soyboy calling others soyboys.
Lmao

it wont get nerfed until next update, which is in 7 months :)

>JI was 3 months ago now
the fuck

>8 AM
>takes forever to find a match
dead game

why is the server browser such a slow piece of shit to update

why is tf2 such a slow piece of shit to update

>join 2fort server
>guy loudly reading scripture on mic

Thank God for that.

oh it's one of those watchmyprofilevideo guys

>join server
>lul catbot ecks dee
what's the deal with those guys?

>Loadout change denied. Changing presets too quickly.
>Loadout change denied. Changing presets too quickly.
>Loadout change denied. Changing presets too quickly.
>Loadout change denied. Changing presets too quickly.
>Loadout change denied. Changing presets too quickly.
>Loadout change denied. Changing presets too quickly.
who fucking thought this was a good idea

>hey if you change loadout very quickly you can heal people at infinitum while staying in spawn
>shouldn't we fix that
>nah, just give a cooldown to the change loadout button

>tfw can consistently out snipe catbots

>tfw market gardening catbots
suprisingly comf

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>he thinks hitscan takes skill

my left nut just went viral

why
do tell how

scout is the fourth least skilled class in the game

i agree

demoman is the 9th least skilled class in the game

wrong

0-2: Play unfun classes in 6s (Scout/medic)
3-6: Play demoman in 6s
7-9: Play soldier in 6s

why do people keep saying medic is unfun
don't you like helping people

babysitting an entire team and being shout at isnt fun unless you are masochistic
plus you only have fun by proxy of the players you heal

guess im mashocistisct now

i have been kicked from 3 games today for hacking because apparently you cant be good and still wear the gibus

god payload is such a boring gamemode

>thing that never happened
people don't even kick blatant hackers, they aren't going to kick someone because he's hitting shots with the gibus

i am not lying user. I would never lie to you guys.

To revive the thread, if the heavy update comes out what changes, weapons, etc would you want to see

A change in staff. 9 people instead of 2

primary that just makes him have scout speed and double jump thanks

obviously more staff would be nice but valve is too busy jacking off to dota and csgo

>find hightower server after half an hour of waiting
>autists spamming mini sentries

>not going DH to pwn soldier publets while destroying the sentries as well

>watch swipez
>decide to check out the french faggot
>he's actually fune

What's the most Chad thing to do in pubs?

frag