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NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
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>FAQ, useful links etc.
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>Patch notes (OB65)
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>Steam Store
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>Paladins Wiki
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>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
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>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
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>Decks
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>Account statistics
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>Reveal Trailer (Moji):
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>PTS (Play Test Server):
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>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
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>lore shit
pastebin.com/rf7f5sQY
youtube.com/watch?v=TrztEF5HmAs

>OP Template
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hate robots and gays

>making a new thread before the middle of february
baka

>Baroness Tyra is basically a "What if Tyra joined the Magistrate?" skin
dark kannupi

no

>11k VIP points for a champion chest

what? who would honestly buy that?

It used to be, what, 9k?

15 Palafacts that will blow your mind

>Comeback mechanic gives you 4% capture per second when your team is two points behind, and 3.5% capture per second when your team is one point behind.
>Different sources of cauterize from the same player stack, at heavy diminishing returns.
>Different sources of movement speed stack (e.g. Mal Damba's movement speed boost on heal and Moji's support circle)
>Knockback from opponents is also affected by your movement. Walk backwards from Ash and you'll be knocked back far greater than if you were walking towards her
>Self-knockback from weapon shots (e.g. Drogoz's rockets, Evie's staff, Pip's gun) is bugged and depends on the direction you're going in the map geometry
>Talus has invincibilty frames when using his teleport
>Ruckus has the buggiest headshot hitbox in the game
>Projectiles come from your weapon, not from the center of the screen, so they can be used to shoot at a spot while still remaining behind a wall
>Outline around the enemy champion has nothing to do with their hitbox (e.g. BK has no hitbox on hands; Willo has a huge hitbox)
>Some champions can avoid being headshotted by looking all their way down and with their back towards their opponent
>Moji can stack her clouds multiple times, making her team super fast and on healing steroids
>BK cannot sticky bombs on you when you're CC immune. You can also remove stickied bombs by hitting yourself with self damage
>You can jump higher by being next to a wall, facing it, then jumping. This can be used even while on a horse or under a movement ability such as Pip's
>Champions can cut their reload animation by using some kind of skill. Some can abuse this to reload faster than intended
>You can use the third person camera from emotes and some abilities to look around corners

it was always 11k, you get a discount depending on your vip membership level

>Knockback from opponents is also affected by your movement. Walk backwards from Ash and you'll be knocked back far greater than if you were walking towards her
>Moji can stack her clouds multiple times, making her team super fast and on healing steroids
>Self-knockback from weapon shots (e.g. Drogoz's rockets, Evie's staff, Pip's gun) is bugged and depends on the direction you're going in the map geometry
These 3 I didn't know
How would someone not know you can jump higher next to a wall?

lol youtube.com/watch?v=CQTeZU7QW8o

lol

huh.

give maeve nipple piercings

but why

give maeve stirrup socks

because it's hot

why would maeve have them though
wouldn't they bother her while she's running around and jumping at high speed
they'd make it difficult for her to be a thief and she'd have to fall back to whoring

maeve was never a whore

The dirty old men like them.
Maybe but they are usually not that big and she can wear bandaids over them like marathon runners.
Nothing wrong with whoring it's a honest job.
She can combine it with stealing when loot is bad.

Is climbing at the end of the season hell?
I'm at Diamond 3, after recently getting demoted from Diamond 2.
Feels like i'm playing a slot machine with matchmaking.

Speaking of dirty old men, one of Moji's death SFX is a gurgling, choking noise.
The kind of noise heard most often in sloppy blowjob/deepthroat tapes.

All these sick fucks in this thread using Maeve as an outlet for their depraved fantasies, when that's what Ying is in the game for.

this, stop lewding maeve

>VIP tier IV
>"Oracle of the Abyss"
>Gold weapon active
>Onslaught Training
>Level 13 Evie
>Silver
I think I met the most pathetic guy yet

Paladins Sluts and Whores of the Realm can never have enough sluts and whores.

See, and then you wonder why I dislike Maeve.
Although really, I dislike all those that use her as a proxy to be rude to my Ying, not her directly. You really are a horrible bunch, you know that?

going by the table that user posted in the last thread he's not the only person grinding bots.

give maeve a cat tail butt plug

maeve has cute soft feet/paws

here's a 16th amazing palafact
>if Jenos void grips an enemy, allied bots won't shoot at it
I was the only human on my team and we lost because of it.

But she's a tigron, they've got tails already. Unless you want her to have two tails.

half the time humans don't shoot them either. That's why I only grip people that are near-dead. That way, either the grip kills them or I can just pop them once or twice after it wears off and finish the job.

>He loses against bots
>With fucking Jenos
>Who has a teamwipe ultimate
>ESPECIALLY against bots
Man, you suck

Moji is pure.

Go back to the youtube comments, you mere mortal

Goddammit.
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>tfw no images

>there's a gulp at the end of one of the choking death noises

Stop.

I want a handjob from ying

i hope the new art director lurks here
please give meave a skin which shows her toes

never stop

They should just do some crossover skins with Shite. Moji riding Cerberus, Fafnir Drogoz, Hades Andro, Neith Ying, Jing Wei(or whatever) Maeve, etc.

i'll be very happy if this ever happens.

I want a skin and emote that shows her armpits like the slutty Ying dance.

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>maevefags
>footfags
Double ew.

whats wrong with being a degenerate

This, why can't I fuck Grover

tfw grovey will never sit on your face

getting a rootjob, hmm

I want Grover to plant his seeds into me

All this talk about sluts. But who is the biggest chad of the game? Nando is not, that's just a facade

Drogoz by a country mile. Ash is second

I want willo to plant her seeds into me

They should buff Ying's damage. DPS Ying is kind of fun.

they should give ying a ganguro skin

Post ASCII Paladins.

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the absolute state of /palg/

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. . . and SMITE!

Delete that.

The facade is that he's an actual knighted dude from a noble family, not some untrained servant who picked up the dead dude's gear. His personality is still his personality though.

Anyone else got a liking to common recolors? Personally I find green Nando to be pretty nice.

Ok this might just be me being shit but bucking madness and bucks new ult feel like shit too use.
Like his ult just doesn't feel good enough to warrant bucking madness

Ult legendaries are usually shit.

I think Evie's is not bad.

Karne, obviously.

It depends on the enemy team really. Arguably Makoa's Leviathan leg isn't that bad either

Maybe one day they'll pull an Ullr/Artio/Hel on us and we'll get a champion who can have a pseudo-ult and a useful legendary for it.

Hey, but Leviathan is mostly picked for that 1,5k hp, chewing through that is a chore.

Makoa's ult legendary is good because it has a huge amount of clutch factor, Pluck is good if you can't rely on your team and Davy Jones' Locker is good if you can. Evie's is good just because it makes her ult ridiculously spammable, it was always a "fire and forget" type of thing anyway. Wormhole will always be the best and Soar can be fun, but Snowglobe is legit.
The others are kinda OK at best.

How do we fix bucking madness?

You'd have to essentially just buff Buck's gun, which would mean he's stronger with Bounce House and Bulk Up anyway, or make it so Bucking Madness buffs Buck's gun but then it could easily become really bullshit.

they could just make it so that kills during buck wild also reset cooldowns or reduce them by 50% instead of bonus ult charge.

I only pick Leviathan if I'm playing against a pip+torvald combo, and maybe even a pip+damba combo

I stopped playing at vivian update, how is the game right now?

Not AS bad as you might think, but still pretty bad. I'd go as far as to call it playable.
Cards Unbound is still cancer, but apparently it's benign cancer for HiRez.
Balance is wack.

Drogoz is clearly over compensating for being a lizard, listen for it.

>forced to let Barik do an OBSORB on him to get the wings to escape an actual dragon he served.
when will that dwarf be stopped, he's gonna obsorb us all.

When is the elf paladin bitch going to be playable?

Didn't Holt say that Valera and Magister Karne would never be playable? Idk maybe I remember wrong plus Holt's gone now

Never.

She's a set piece.

Stop playing halfshell, cuck

this general is better now

Why?

no more pics of maeve and ying

>buff buck
No

Shit, you're right.

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⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠘⢦⣣⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣸⣿⢀⢀⡗⠂⡖⠳⡄⢀⢀⢀⢀⠁⠈⠉⠉⠁⠂⢀⢀⠎⠁⢘⣤⣤⢶⣾⣿⣿⣶⣦⣄⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢱⡀
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And you thought I was the bad one.

I don't get it.

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