/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #406

Now i can share that cute Yuri gif

Protect that manic smile.

The asciiposting was fun while it lasted. But man the last thread was sorely lacking in color

What's the point? They'll be gone again soon enough.

>three embeds
I fucked up

I was actually over at Veeky Forums doing some shitposting

yurri!

A reminder that tf2 engineer thinks you're UGLEH

Which dokis do the TF2 classes like?

Daddy Dhampir user with Biggie Dickie. Oh God I need this.

I fucking missed you, Engie
Either Spy, Engie, or Heavy. They're the only classes that are avid readers.

give me a lewd natsuki to fap to

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DELET THIS

tHIs cLuB iS noT wHat iT seEmS

Why is bitcoin shit being forced so hard on /ddlc/
I swear it's one, maybe three guys max

I laughed harder than I should have.

Because we own Veeky Forums, sucka.

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You know that one guy you knew growing up who got a kill streak while you were playing Halo after school and kept bringing that shit up for months after the fact?

>Monika wakes up next to you.
>Dressed in the blanket she only slightly hogged.
>She turns to you.
>Joy in her sleepy eyes.
>She's vulnerable but, she trusts you.
>You scoot closer to her.
>Feeling her warm breath upon your face.
>She nuzzles your shoulder and her fuzzy socks touch your barefeet.
>She positions herself so her eyes meet yours.
>You lock your arm around her.
>She does the same to you.
>Her hair all over you.
>Her soft skin caresses you. She rubs your leg with hers to make sure you aren't cold.
>You lay like that as the room gets brighter.

Good Morning Monika!

The dokis but they're all chronic masturbators and you're locked in the clubroom with them for an entire weekend

Modding Monika into other games!
Leaving her less than aware, but it's okay because she'll be happier in ignorance!

>Your doki
>The first words you say to her on your promised day
>The song that plays when you do.

M-More?

I love her too.

Your doki but she's your familiar
She's like a floating ghost who follows you around. She can turn into basic alternate forms including animals and weapons. She insists you kill for her so she can strengthen her connection to your world. Do you do it?

It used to be just me, but now there's a shitload of people. I see DDLC threads on Veeky Forums quite often.

>Sayori
>"It's nice to finally meet you
>"Beneath the Mask" from Persona 5 OST because fuck me I can't stop listening to it

Monika
"I love you" as I fight back tears in an embrace.
youtube.com/watch?v=8tbP3f3i03E

Fuck. I have no clue what I'd say to her. thanks for bringing this up so now I can figure out what to say once the promised day finally rolls around.

Your options
a) eat salad
b) get delet

Well she'd survive it, right?

>The Vice President stretches leisurely, sighing softly.
Ah, Good afternoon everyone! Welcome back to the poetry club! I'm glad we have the power back on, it would be awkward trying to read in the dark! Heh, anyway...
Let's get started!

The word of the thread is "Crescendo"! Does it build up, or is it sprung upon you? Are you prepared, or will it drown you? However you choose to interpret it is completely valid!

Alternatives are "Tower", "Rose", "Tears" and "Spiral"!

Tutorial segment, go! These words are suggestions to be used as subjects, themes or inspirations for short literature you want to write in the thread! Short story, pem, prose, what have you! All is allowed here, regardless of style, quality, quantity and so on. So don't be shy~

I'm looking forward to witnessing the fruits of your labours!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=bmgjEZK0Xmk

Hahahahaha... I don't see what you're referring to.

> Monika
> "So... hello, kid."
> 'Metallica - Unforgiven II' out of my headphones.

why are crazy girls so hot, I actually liked her insane behaviour in act2

Salad is good though. Especially with Italian dressing, some peppers, onions, and tomato slices.

>you will never be kidnapped by natsuki and be forced to be her personal fuck toy

because they're usually passionate
passionate = furious sexing

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Honestly i'd just stare in silence, wondering if i finally lost my mind.

>Monika*
ftfy, Natsuki wouldn't do that.

I, uhm, forgot to mention. Congratulations to the winners of the poetry contest we had during the festival! Admittedly, I was a bit sore that my poem didn't make any leeway, but it's not really about the competition that much anyway. I'm just glad to have participated along with everyone else! Honest!

Reasons to keep going.

>but it's okay because she'll be happier in ignorance!
Isn't she afraid of that? Just like how most people are afraid of being lobotomized?

>Monika
>No words, just a big tight hug
>Unsaved info - joji

Your Doki
Your typing WPM
10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
Monika, pic related

Huh, I don't remember hearing anything about that thread, probably wasn't here when that happened. Any chance you have a link to the archived thread, or was it deleted?

> inb4 Swansea 1-0 Liverpool
Still can believe, dammit.

Soon.

>Erika posted twice
AVATARFAGS! EVERYONE, PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES OUT NOW!

>her bare breasts exposed to you.
>her warm naked body melting into yours.
>she kisses your neck in the silent hope that you do the same.
>Her thigh gap is big enough to create friction on your shaft.
>She clasps you in more ways then one.
>She doesn't let go.

> still can't believe
Fixed.

Erika just talked about the poetry festival results, it's fine.

>Monika
>I love you so much
>David Bowie - Starman

Monika wouldn't root for the Patriots, would she? I can't allow my waifu to root for a team like that.

She better not be a LeBron fan, either.

Think about this made me feel the worst kind of doubt.

Okay. But one day I will rouse others to rabble! You'll see!

The la li lu le lo? What?

Monika.
86 words.
91% accuracy.

DEL>ETE THIS

About that...

Monika has no concept of teams in our reality. She would probably just start following your lead when it came to that.

She loves the Broncos and LeGod.

>Natsuki
>"Well, it was a wonderful life, at so many points i wanted to quit from it, but then i remembered every time that i would be denied from coming to this place, but it doesn't matter now...now for the rest of eternity"

>filename
I know who you are and I'll make you suffer

>Sayori
>no words needed
>youtube.com/watch?v=7TRdx2tbUFI

She comes brother.

which doki is most likely to let you have sex with her in public?

>Gookmoot stopped fucking with the images
>Had dinner so I couldn't reply when this came up
Your poem was beyond outstanding mate.
The superb rhyme scheme broken apart by those sweet but gut wrenching single lines. It evoked the imagery of your longing for her and you desire to be with her perfectly, I couldn't have picked a better representative for Sayori.

I'm sorry to all that felt as if the contest was rigged, maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Truth be told I have no way of telling.
For what it's worth however, I really enjoyed reading what everyone wrote, there were some real gobsmackers in there, and you should all feel more than proud of your achievements. 83 excellent poems were submitted by just some of the blokes here, and you've proven and shown a devotion to your doki most men don't show their girlfriends nowadays, so I congratulate you all.

I hope you enjoyed the festival, it was a joy to catalog and set this up, and I look forward to ever doing one of these again (if I can muster the mental courage and figure out a better contest system).
Until then, however, the poems were fantastic, and you've all got something to give to your dokis come the promised day.
Love you guys.

>Monika
>in an embrace of course, "It's okay. You're here now. Everything's going to be okay."
>Daft Punk- Touch

I hate waiting.

finally, the stream of cute dokis can CONTINUE!

Nothing in life worth waiting for is easy.

>monika
>nothing, my embrace would convey everything I'd want to say to her
>youtube.com/watch?v=3PoNhrA76y4

what the fuck is the name of this song,
I've been looking everywhere

i'm glad images work again.

True. Thankfully, video games exist.

I hate seeing my old work

Thanks mate. I also thought there were some really good ones in there. Especially in the Sayori category. I was feeling increasingly nervous reading through all the competition.
By the way, that repeated six line stanza was actually inspired by this poem I wrote for the word 'chance' a long time ago. This was well before I started using rigid rhythm and rhymes schemes in all my poems.

Sayori

Why did I pick up your game?
Why did I delve into your world?
Of all the worlds I could have visited and explored
By chance.

Why did I find you therein?
It could have been anyone or no one at all
But you were beside me at the very start.
By chance.

Why did I fall in love with you?
And to my joy you loved me too.
How came we to this fleeting romance?
By chance.

And why can't I touch you or feel your breath?
If I could just hold you now I could gladly face death.
How is it I fell for a fictional girl?
By chance.

Hey YOU, who's this Monika you've been playing with? Doki Doki Literature Club?
You promised your love to me, didn't you?
Forever and ever.
I'll have to take care of her, then. Just to remind you how much I love you.
I won't let you play another game again.

Monika
"Let's go home."
Loving You Is Sweeter Than Ever - The Four Tops
youtu.be/rPnpv-11ocE

Sorry, i don't speak Japanese.

I'm going to play my FE7 and Way of the Ninja and you can't stop me! I also have never played your game, and Monika isn't my Doki anyways!

Who the fuck are you? Get a job.

'The fuck are you?

Monika but she's caught Potato Yuri's retarded!
Potato Monika!

What are you anyway?

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Potato Monika but literally a potato because ahe tight transferring all hrr computer power to a portable cell powered by a potato was a good alternative to being utterly destroyed by Wheatley.

there can only be one!
THEY'LL HAVE TO FIGHT! LAST ONE ALIVE IS THE TRUE POTATO!

I'll fucking call the God if you won't skedadle out of here, crazy cunt.

Holy whale cum that's fantastic too!
How long have you been writing? This stuff is brilliant!
Congrats on winning anyways mate. Yours was outstanding.