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how do i get the cat d.va skin?
Fuck T.racer
>that lossy compression
geez if you're going to post cropped porn screenshots at least do it right
How much are the new skins going to cost?
Like regular ones
1000 since they're non-event
Zarya is the cutest!
Why make an OP with an image that is surely gonna get D.leted?
3000 each.
1000 gold + tip
Daily reminder
>Loot Box contents are generated at the time that they earned or purchased, NOT when they are opened.
I'm gonna get all the new cosmetics today bitches.
I'm fucking prepared.
I love Lena Oxton.
Release the hotfix increasing the drop rate of sprays and player icons from loot boxes, we need these new skins to sell some boxes.
>that canonical bulge
I fucking knew it.
>people believes that the new skins will cost 1k gold coins
HAHAHAHAHA
DESTROY THE XQUEERC
CORRUPT THEM ALL
The Reinhardt one did. They are releasing so many at once now though so I have my worries.
nice meme
Don't worry guys. Blizzard wouldn't do something like that. They are the good guys of the industry after all.
Do you guys think Mercy would be into /ss/?
23st for reaper is a pedophile
post your best tracer counters
Most definitely. Especially if her subject isn't.
yes why do you think she did so much trouble to look young? she obviously wants to trick young boys into exploration
what is /ss/?
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newfag go
When is the cosmetic update happening today?
You're gonna buy his skin, right user?
couple of hours
Today probably
no, I'm going to get it in a box
Of course. I've been a dwarf warrior since forever, this is a must have for me.
When Mercy gets her cinematic, I'm willing to bet it'll go along the lines of:
>shows her working in the middle east
>run-in with talon
>small flashback sequence of overwatch days
>about to be sprayed with gunfire and killed
>genji comes in and saves her
>talks some bullshit about finding the others to get overwatch back together again
>"the world needs us"
>end
or something like that
samefagging is easy on this board
RIP Chinks
Here comes T.Racer.
No because I have literally 8 minutes Torb playtime out of ~700h.
Fuck Torb either rework him or remove him, asap.
nah they got this bro.
How long till patch ? Minutes i mean
You can't. You can only get loot boxes and hope you get lucky. That way Blizzard gets to make you spend 50$ on a skin which should cost 10$.
have you tried playing torb? he might not be the most meta but he's fun as fuck to play
I would've almost preferred this Blizzard crossover to be a yearly event, with them being this easy to get, you know they'll never do them for another set of heroes.
Are you retarded? of course they will be buyable.
>Fuck Torb either rework him or remove him, asap.
I swear to fucking christ if you're in any tier higher than Gold, I'm going to fucking murder Jeff.
I love my wife Sombra!
Plat and proud.
RIP Jeff.
I fucked her plump, Mexican ass last night
The less reworks he gets the better, less shitters like you playing him.
Torb is one of the only real counters to tracer, mouse2 that bitch so hard and so often that i lost count, instakills reaper in his tp, winston's worst nightmare, roadhog's too, bitch be sniping from 1000 miles away into a pixel perfect headshot choke in hanamura and eichenwalde.
cute raccoon
I dread the day it comes, that's why i'm making (writing) my own (better) version of what happens to the "controversial" part of the cast that everyone except Chu is so afraid to talk about because he's shilling gency 24/7 over there which might explain the delays
I have already created my own list of changes, you can help by expanding it
>doesn't know what mons pubis is
Confirmed for never seeing a real woman naked before
This could be the most autistic thing I've ever read this year.
Oh yes, after buying 50$ worth of boxes, you should have enough gold to buy the 10$ skin.
this is some next level cringe
why do you do this to yourself
please be acting retarded on purpose. this is just too pathetic.
SS? Probably, who wouldn't with such pale blond hair and piercing blue eyes
not the /ss/ we're talking about newfag
it's a joke you dip
your soul and 5$
WHEN!?
3000 league tokens each
there's plenty wrong with me
you can help by expanding that statement
everybody needs a hobby
thank you, i will consider my acting career even further thanks to this complex and layered reply
I know exactly the SS I'm talking about
Why couldn't these assholes just say that the update will be on 24th July? Why announce that it will be on 23rd if they wait until the end of the day, every single time.
It would be much comfier if I didn't expect it to come out today, if I woke up tomorrow and saw that they updated the game. Instead they make people wait, and by the time it's out everyone is starting to lose interest.
Have you sought help?
>Shadman
It's only 10 AM in the country that matters, fag
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>trying to make sense out of overwatch
No faggot, pic related will be my first purchase
>that picture
Yikes.
>July
???
What did blizzard mean by this?
Post the real one
What indeed...
Where's the prepatch
>everyone always posts the inferior version
>blizzard didn't balance for the fact that heroes use cooldown to return from spawn quicker than others
>what are time zones
I'm confiscating that, if you don't mind
Cat DVa when??
I have over 9000 karma
How much time until the patch you fuckers?
Also remember that we will never going to have this skin.
>Amelie smiling without malice in her eyes
Belongs in the garbage.
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post your bnet, cuties
Lovely.
Which highlight intro should I get along with the cat skin? I'm thinking the laying around one since cats are lazy!
>I AM 14 AND EVERYTHING IS CRINGE XDDD
I'm having a hard time deciding about his post now thanks to you
No, post YOUR btag qtpi
cringe
Some ideas for expanding the lore (because plot progression doesn’t actually happen with this game):
Null Sector Omnic Supremacist voiced by Steve Blum. He provides much needed contrast to existing Omnics and acts as a foil to Zenyatta, giving him some much needed development. Whereas Zenyatta believes in enlightenment for all through the Iris, Null Sector Omnic believes the only way to secure a future for Omnics is to wage war with humanity.
Greek olive skinned flamboyantly gay secretly evil hero working for the eye organization in Sombra’s origin video. He puts on a flippant attitude to disguise his inner sinister self. The Eye Organization is a globalist conspiracy manipulating Overwatch, Talon, Omnics and global corporations into conflict in order to provoke an arms race which the eye organization reaps the rewards of innovation.
>pointing out a legitimately cringe post means you're 14
cringe
>letting other people's posts decide how you feel about another post
cringe
>ywn try to fuck the hate out of her only for her to give you a cold, disappointed look before leg locking you for round 4
Nobody cares and even if we did so what? Post your epic ideas on reddit or the official forums where there's at least a theoretical post someone who matters will read it.
>samefagging
cringe