/twg/ - Total War General

Explain Vlad the Chad

YOU READY TO FIGHT WITH THE KANGZ, LAD?

On one hand, I am HYPE as fuck.

On the other, I just realized thread's about to slow down to a crawl right after we recovered images.

WE

horse and elephant demons were the most sinister shit in a game

>implying even a majority of knights knew what chivalry was

Yeah that great thing that included shit like "if you kill someone, you're allowed to rape his girl"

fuck that shit

G O B L I N S

>Still no tomb kangs

does stainless steel fixes broken agents and retarded diplomacy in medieval 2?
i love the setting but i want to know how do mods improve this, im gonna say it, outdated and flawed game

God dammit CA...

>Implying I need that long to get hard again

Khalida is pure! PURE!

WUZ

>Implying Bretonnian knights aren't M A X I M U M C H I V A L R Y

>snake charmer with disgusting, crusty, misshapen nipples
It fits

F A S T E R

>3 fantasy games in a row
>Also hey xD here's some garbage DLC for the twoworst Total Wars ever made, years after they came out so funny XD

>t.bum blasted Mousillon peasant

Daily reminder that only fat people will roll Arkhan.

what machups we looking forward to? Bretonnia could be an interesting one.

>Using gallic slut for knights clearly based on the greatest king ever
I'm kidding. No hard feelings towards Jean; we were kind of assholes about that whole deal.

True. I'm fat and I will bring Nagash back.

Explain what?
He's one of the things that contradicts the End Times.
In the End Times he was resurrected by Nagash, in TW:WH he's just resurrected by his ring again.

Every time we get to a point like this, I imagine one asshat at CA with the finger hovering right above a big, red button that says "RELEASE DLC" and everyone in the company is standing around giggling like idiots.

SHE WORSHIPS DOGS AND REPTILES

Norsca

I know you can't confederate WITH Settra, but can you confederate AS Settra?

It's okay to blacken your eyes with soot.

Arkhan/Khalida > Khatep > Muh ruler of 1 city Settra

>implying you don't fap to dogs and reptiles

But he doesn't have his ring on start. You need to win quest battle to get it.

Post more Khemri

>remake art
*throws shoe*

Untainted +3

Vlad "not even a common Elector Count much less Emperor" the Chad? Vlad "centuries, superhuman powers and necromancy isn't enough to match Grom da Paunch"?

nigga don't think about it too hard. Karl fights with Ghal moraz but doesn't start with it.

ITS OUT

Deliver us
Hear our call, deliver us
Lord of all, remember us
Here in this burning sand
Deliver us
There's a land you promised us
Deliver us to the Promised Land!

yes sir

Settra and Khalida are the only acceptable choices. After all, the RULE, they do not SERVE, like Khatep and Arkhan. Why would you even play Tomb KINGS if you're not gonna play an actual KING?

Nah never mind guys, my bad, I made a mistake, it's not out.

I don't think about it at all. Obviously, Warhammer plots don't matter.

>the daily grudgin

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>There will be absolutely no acknowledgement of the absurdity of Arkhan talking to a huge Orc Warboss wearing Nagash's hat.

N E V E R
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WHERE IS THE PATCH

*Teleports behind inferior undead faction*
Heh, nothing personal...

And Setra and elves each worship their own reflections, what's your point?

The more you post, the more I want to play Khalida. Do you think Teclis would say yes to an alliance?

11 minutes warning

>broken agents
you can camp them on the venetian glass and silk for EZ money but grain is still useless, and their stats vary between 0 and 4 mercantilism
>retarded diplomacy
you can pick 4 types of diplomacy when setting it up
t.

WHAT THE FUCK I FORGOT TO MOVE IT TO HDD

You are taking this far more seriously than he is, user, I can tell you that much.

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>This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour

Post campaign comps
>Khalida
>Necrotect
>Liche Priest
>Casket of Souls
>Venom Knights of Asaph
>4 Sepulchral Stalkers
>Eyes of the Desert
>4 Skeleton Archers
>Blessed Legion of Phakth
>4 Ushabti Greatbows
>Chosen of the Gods

typical midget memory at work

Soon playing muh boi

>le 56% vampirism

>Arkhan the Black
>spooky shit

V E N G E A N C E

So do so now? Buy a SSD bigger than your legs, little grudgelet.

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>implying you will be able to make that comp with kangz unit limits

strigoi BTFO

>>Blessed Legion of Phakth
I can't pronounce it as anything fuck "Blessed Legion of Fucked"

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I am literally here to waste time until kangz drop. I am taking this about as seriously as a goblin with a lisp.

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Restart your steam clients!!!

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The heroes are fine, the casket is 'free', having a max of 4 units of each type isn't hard. Archers for example. RoR/LoL are no issue.

How did you make me do that?!

>Settra
>19 chariots

If you start listening now, by the time the song is over, kangz will be delivered to you
youtube.com/watch?v=3WKN0XF8-3Q

I have listened oh grudgin one

Arabyan is the Araby language, Nehekhara has more ancient language.

fuck off

>special promotion ends in 5 minutes

Are the Tomb KANGZ overpriced?

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By Sigmar's will

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oy vey why would you think that? creative reskin is better company than that

if you stop posting now, by the time your life is over, kangz will be delivered to us.

>when you remember all the available-spacelets who will get btfo by CA's arcane update methods

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>5 minutes left

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Aren't Tomb Kings just vampires but lame?
No ghosts or ghouls just skeletons

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this made me smile

They have constructs.