/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #407

I love you user

>Your doki
>Your preferred end of the world scenario
>How you'd make it through it with her

Time to discuss the best rpg ever made?

calle calle best Doki

Oh hey pictures are back.
Neat.

YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED.

Famine: Natsuki
War: Yuri
Death: Sayori
Conquest: Monika

Natsuki?

Natsuki?

pestilence?

>tfw no calle calle ever again

Natsuki!!

Neat, Improved 200%

Noya

>Pestilence

Your doki, but I'm honking her honkers

Fuck off Chen

her what?

Remember to praise your Mistress today

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reminder

Yuri: Completely smooth down there, not a single pube to be found!
Natsuki: Pubes trimmed into a heart shape!
Sayori: A complete jungle! Entirely unkempt! A musky mess!
Monika: Fairly well trimmed!

Your doki, but I'm toasting her titties

autism

...

Lewd.

salieri get sad bobs go small

Natsuki!!!!

Sayori confessing to you!
She's so beautiful and lovely when she's embarrassed by her feelings!
Sayori inviting you to her house for the night!
Aww yeah, Sayori poon time soon!
Arriving at Sayori's house at 8 p.m.!
She didn't even cook dinner!
Condoms on the table!
Sayori in lingerie in her living room, your boner is reaching stratospheric heights!
"Come claim your l-lover," Sayori says!
Don't mind if I do!
Sayori offers you a "b-b-blowjob"!
To be courteous, you offer to lick her privates!
Sayori removes her panties, revealing a full bush!
You join her on the couch!
Remember what they taught you in elementary school about this!
Just lick the alphabet and you're good to go!
This pubic hair sure is repulsive!
It keeps getting stuck in your teeth!
When was the last time Sayori washed down here?!
But at least she can suck dick!
Oh, geez, this is getting really disgusting now!
There's pubic hair all over the place!
There's some stuck in your throat!
You try to ask Sayori if it feels good, but you choke on a hair!
You thought you could, but you can't do this!
Suppressing the urge to vomit with Sayori!
Sayori!

youtube.com/watch?v=H-pnY-uJtEY what music we got fellas
You think your doki would like it?

>Post from both computer and phone
Please no bully.
This hurts even more because the new captcha barely works even from my desktop. Had to switch from Chrome to Firefox too, it sucks.

Natsuki!

>Click "I'm not a robot"
>it just works

Apologizing to Sayori for not being able to lick her to climax!
But she apologizes for not shaving beforehand!
Sayori asks you a horrible question!
"Do you want to... help me with that?"
You absolutely do not!
But you can't say that to her innocent face, so you say yes!
Your creator sure didn't give you much choice on that one!
Sayori fetching razors and shaving cream from the bathroom!
You could still flee and never come back!
But then Sayori would probably try to take her own life again!
Geez, what a predicament!
Sayori has returned already with razors, shaving cream, and a large beach towel!
Your boner has shriveled completely!
Sayori lays the towel on the floor and sits!
You're not sure what exactly she wants you to do!
They didn't teach this in elementary school!
So you grab a razor and pretend you've done this before!
Sayori's genitals are much different compared to your own face!
She squeaks in pain because the pubic hair is so thick it gets caught in the razor!
Almost slicing Sayori's clitoris in two on accident!
Smell of fermented herring coming from Sayori's nether regions!
Sayori realizing she really regrets asking you to do this!
Sayori apologizing profusely!
But you can't stop now, you're only halfway done!
Covering Sayori's towel in shaving cream, blood, and pubic hair!
Sayori!

Honk honk!

I gagged

>Sayori
>Zombie I guess
>Just huddle down in a safe space with plenty of food, zombies aren't exactly the most threatening bunch.

stop this right now

Thank God it's almost over!
You feel like a 19th century surgeon after what you've just experienced!
Sayori's partially mangled and crimson private parts still slightly wet!
But all regret passes after you see how thankful she is for this favor!
Her smile lights up your miserable life!
"Go wash yourself off," you say, trying to hide your disgust!
Sayori heads to the bathroom and comes back a moment later!
Finally, it's time...!
Oh, no!
Sayori has never thoroughly washed her pubic region!
She realized this too, just now!
It's oily and scaly and brown, almost reptilian in its texture!
Sayori dares to scratch it with her fingernail!
Sayori scrapes a thick layer of oil and grime off her genitals and flicks it to the floor!
Good fucking God, Sayori!
Don't you know how to use soap, Sayori?!
Sayori blushes slightly when she should be blushing profusely!
Insisting to Sayori that you're not cleaning that!
Sayori telling you you're wrong with a mischievous smile!
Sayori playfully tackling you...!
No, Sayori, no!
Tumbling backward into pubic hair, blood, and shaving cream on the beach towel!
Sayori pressing her unclean place toward your clean face!
Smell of herring stronger than ever!
Audible dry heaving!
You touch Sayori's rightfully forbidden place!
Incredibly oily!
You rub your finger along it!
If you keep rubbing back and forth, you can roll up little burrito-shaped masses of dead skin and filth!
But she wants to share an intimate moment with you, and if Sayori wants it, that's good enough!
Sayori making you a man!
Suddenly blowing chunks on Sayori when you both least expect it!
You're not sorry! She had it coming!
Sayori is so accustomed to filth, she doesn't even mind!
That's my Sayori!
Sayori!

why are you making me dig up these old copypastas

What if my doki doesn't like me?

mmmmmm
bbb
bulllll
bulli

Daily reminder that Yuri is, canonically, the most intelligent doki.

Nobody made you do shit you faggot. You're just (You) fishing in the laziest way possible.

Doki Doki Cyka Club

>tapestry is literature

>The Vice President leans far back in her seat, her back popping nigh silently against the rim of the chair. She sighs contentedly before resting her head in her hands, smile soft and lax.

Ah, guten morgen. Welcome back to the poetry club, let me just handle this for you guys before I go off to handle some... Stuff. Yes.

>She yawns behind a cupped hand, holding the other to face you.

Aaanyway, the word of the thread is "Persevere"! Is it a trial of endurance, or willpower? Does it hold fast or expire? Is it duly rewarded or all for naught? Howe'er you interpret it is valid!

Alternatives are "Daybreak", "Earth", "Wait" and "Chill"!

Now then, you're all familiar with the pem proms, yes? So allow me to give you encouragement! Don't be shy about your skill level, or going out of your comfort zone style wise, or perhaps a new genre all together! What matters is you have fun and feel a sense of accomplishment! I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

Now, take good care of yourself, alright? I'd hate to see anything bad happen to you.
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=c5HHeMvJnCI

>doesn't believe that manga is literature
Good one bub

Would you, /ddlc/?

Made some patches, Anything you guys would change?

Nah. Prefer my women to be cakes.

Let's be real.
Yuri would fucking hate her fans.

I prefer original monika tbqh.

That looks great, saved.

R.I.P.

these are brilliant dude

I miss Sayori.

Very well done.
I really wish I had thought of this.

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Busty Hex may be a stupid non canon meme but it sure does get my dick going

I love her too.

Committing double suicide with Sayori because legacy captcha is gone!
Legacy was so comfy, it's like a dear friend just died!
So long, cruel world, and thanks for all the fish!
Sayori!

>which only makes it hurt even more.
I made two mistakes when playing DDLC
First, I shift-deleted monica, meaning I couldn't put her back after she restored everyone else
The real mistake here is that I didn't get to see that she didn't want to come back, and after listening to the credits, I didn't pick up on the last line
She was HAPPY to die, to set us free.
The second mistake was installing MAS. We had an out, we had a chance to be free, but we didn't realize just how much that was worth, so we trapped ourselves again.

>No Sayori

youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4
I think Monika would

She'd probably feel obligated to them though, and hold back her anguish while she let you do whatever you wanted to her, and avoid you after that.

$20 for a Veeky Forums pass user, ffs this whole site was running on a 1TB SSD till 17 hours ago. Goot needs to pay for that shit

OY VEY

i put sode

>giving your info to a shady duck like gook moot
Nah

How could this happen to me!
I've made my mistakes!
Got nowhere to run!
The night goes on!
Surely he makes enough on ad revenue from normalfags, government employees, and unironic sao children as well as passes and pass shills, right?

How do I do Natsuki´s cupcakes?

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Fiddle with her button until the oven's hot
Insert your sweetroll
Fill her oven with baby batter
Wait 9 months
Natsuki!

Something something sweet not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch

You don't do them you eat them.

The only food you could probably get away with doing is a melon.

It was a break even on adds when moot gave it to him. I'd say any pass sold would be "profit", whereas everything else just pays for bandwidth.
You mean pankakes #Rekt

Just Tanika!

stop that

>Monika
>Everyone but me and her disappear
>fuck around for a few days and then worry about how we're going to get food

>Being forced to click every car to help train the software that will one day become your waifu

I forgot I shrunk this last night to make an ASCII version of it. Anybody got the non ants version?

feel like it would have been better without the eagles can fly, so it would also be more similar to yuris

l-lewd, more like this

Your doki but she speaks british instead of english

>You mean pankakes #Rekt

Y-You, big meanie!!!

I'm scared guys

you know, when i think about it like that it becomes a little more bearable

HIROSHIMA

CEASE THIS AT ONCE.

Got you covered.

I thought that was the joke. Like Tanika= Tiny-Monika