/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #408

"Welcome home, master!" Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>a maid could never let her master die!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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youtube.com/watch?v=1s5uUIorWG0
youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I&ab_channel=masterofacdcsuckaS
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Yuri is ready for operation doki freedom
Are you?

Hello and good afternoon again, everyone!
I hope you're all doing well and ready for some poetry!

Word of the thread is "parasite"!
Alternatives are 'fortune' and 'trust'.

As always, if you want to write a poem, or write anything at all really, please consider using one of these three words as your theme or topic!
I should also explain that the words are just a suggestion, but that it's a good idea to use the same word as everybody else so that it's easier to compare and contrast with each other! But again, only really need to be used if you have nothing else to write about.
Ah, also, don't be shy to share since that's half of the point of this! Nobody started out as a master, so just do your best!

Monika!

Your doki, but she has the opposite views in politics than you.

Enjoying a relaxing evening with my wife Monika!

...

First for Bomfunk Monika
youtube.com/watch?v=1s5uUIorWG0

That's fine!
Politics are gay and dumb anyways!
I don't care what old fucks do in a big building a few thousand miles away from me!
I just wanna cuddle and love my Doki!

I want to read books with Yuri. Sounds like we have similar tastes, even if I don't like poetry.

>you just like being tentacle raped
Well Mindflayer Monika does have pretty tentacles...

Your doki but BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Me too!

Posting for the continuation of the kitsune arc.
Despite being a kitsune, Monika doesn't eat user, because she genuinely loves him

Something I whipped up in a moment under emotion. I'll write a proper one for this thread soon. Fortune is quite a word.
The edge was unintended. Please avoid cutting.

A drowning hand
Ground made of skittering thorns
Boiling movement all across

A bleeding hand
Ground made of tattered silk
Haunted remnants materialized

A dead hand
Ground made of shallow earth
Burial long overdue

A face
Grimacing in frustration
Frowning in awareness
Blank in truth
Obscured by a hand

...

today I begin my little project. still tinkering with her appearance and learning how to make her a companion, but how does she look so far?

I think its a great start and good base for what you are trying to do

GOD I JUST WANNA HUG HER AND HOLD HER AND RAVISH HER NECK AND LOCK FINGERS WITH HER AND EAT THIS CUTIE SET ME ON FIRE

Always thought of this
I wouldn't mind because it's not hard to shift the political views of someone who loves you over time.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I want Mindflayer Monika to put her tentacles in all of my holes and tenderly love my entire body.

Looking great so far user! But I'd fix the eye color. I'd love to see final product.

Gear up people!
>Some Dokis are born made to love user
>Ooh, they're small, big and cute
>And when the band plays "Okay Everyone"
>Ooh, they point the poems at you, Lord
>It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no chosen one,one
>It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no doki's user no
>Some folks are born Dokis in hand
>Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
>But when the short man comes to the door,
>man the general looks like a 404 error,yes
>It ain't me, it ain't me, i aint no dokis love no
>It ain't me, it ain't me, i aint no chose one one
>some folks are born, keychains in hand
>ooh they'll send ya down to war
>Then the short man ask how many keychains you should get,
>the answer is none none none!
>Oh it ain't me~ it aint me~
>I ain't no Doki's love no no no
>I aint no Anime son no.
youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I&ab_channel=masterofacdcsuckaS

Reminds me when I was a lil kid
I always remove the borders

don't forget to lift for your doki!

needs a bow

I thought they just liked playing tricks on people

I want to let Yuri.

your doki but she thinks the redpill and mgtow are dumb

Monika may be Law and i may be Chaos. But we're still gonna get married, have children and live the good life, dammit.

What does Monika fresh out of the shower smell like?
My bet is on strawberries.

youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc&ab_channel=ohnoitisnathan54 why not dis?

did you ever finish that natsuki Vietdoki user

bred

As long as she can respect that I have different views, what's the issue?

That would depend on the shampoo

What if I'm tired of politics and ceased caring at this point? Would she also be apathetic?

That logic goes both ways. Or you change her, or she changes you.

Giving Yuri a two slices of bread with your "special sauce" in between them!

Thought that human flesh eating thing only applies to the Korean's version of the kitsune. Forgot the name.

...

I wouldn't mind shifting my views for Monika.
Politics shouldn't get in the way of the relationship anyway

not the fella how drew this sorry

kumiho

Vanilla! Her breath smells like strawberries though.

sorry my bad

I will hug her and congratulate her for not being mentally challenged

No that means she's SUPER into politics and supports claims from both sides
and always tells you to get into it

Which Doki looks best in her bathing suit?

Although I am a Yurifriend I think Monika looks the most beautiful, she is definitely a Summer person.

Rude.

Your doki but she makes fun of you for liking esports

Sayori

I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact someone took time out of their schedule to steal/draw my shitty meme.
It’s oddly flattering.

Other than the wrong eye color, i see nothing wrong so far. Keep at it.

Might actually pirate Skyrim if you complete it. Just don't tell Howard.

dumb knuckles poster

>implying that I wouldn't have already convinced the dokis to change the literature club into an esports team

I left the loop of Esports for a while unless something good goes popular

From what I heard it depends on the Kitsune's personality. They do play tricks that can become dangerous but also specialize in luring/charming/seducing their victims to follow them into the woods before they grow a huge fang filled maw and devour the helpless fool.
At least that is what I read in some folklore stories.

>thought he meant bathing suit like an actual bath
>can't stop thinking about natsuki with a mega gulp in a bath now

I got my eyes on you, user. Don't you dare.

I'm a Monikafag so naturally I think Monika always looks the best.
Natsuki is cute in her bathing suit though, I like all their hairstyles too.

stop.

I can't believe this general is still going. Are you guys at least even remotely excited for the game that's going to be following DDLC?

Super Doki God Super Doki Monika when?

definitely nutnuck

your doki but you're both in a 6 hour hot make out session with lots of tongue

yuri
braids a shit
if it weren't for them, monika would look best

I'm gonna trick Yuri into eating my cum and you can't stop me!

queue button

Monika, but Yuri is a very close second because fuck me do I have a thing for black bathing suits.

hey i thinks so too!!

>guro torture rape lol look im so edgy xdd
>le hurting people is le bad!!!
it's gonna be shit

well then cum I had already then by

Lots of tongue what? Lotsa tongue what?!

is this better? :^)

>implying you'd need to trick her

Monika looks the best, but that might just be my bias. Sayori is cute tho. Would Yuri really be that bold? I picture her as a skirt fag or a one-piece.

Thank god. Every piece of writing about her, all the MAS lines, everything makes her out to be this perfect waifu that likes everything you like and wants you to better yourself because she loves you so much but you're perfect the way you are. It's like nobody knows that dumb arguments over nothing or the little things you hate about each other you eventually get over are the key to having a good, passionate relationship. Very refreshing having something to actually disagree on for once.

Also makeup sex.

I am, but I'm not excited for what might happen to the community after.

>6 hours
what kinda young buck do you take me for?

Not only am I depressed from DDLC but just finished red strings club as well

Dont know whats with me and depression themed video games

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Your Doki but she plays games better than you and always complains about you not doing this and that properly, e.g. not L-cancelling in Melee, not slide jumping in Crash Bandicoot games, not wall jumping on a single wall in Metroid games, etc.

Your doki but she's feeding you vanilla coke and vodka drink.
Orally.

So DDLC?

Yoda?

It's a tie between Yuri and Sayori for me. Yuri's got the best colors, but I'm a sucker for frills.

I genuinely think it won't outlive the doki doki phenomenon, even when DDLC was supposed to be just an advertisement game.

I like how Monika looks too, but I wish she was thiccer

dumb potatoposter

It feels extra good because the ones in your ears are increasing your brain's sensitivity to pleasure!

>Would Yuri really be that bold?
She would if (You) asked her to, although it'd make her blush profusely.

DID YOU SAY

Does Yuri just not have nipples in that photo?

Your doki but you're in your honeymoon phase where everything you do leads to wild amazing sex and there are literally entire days where you don't get out of bed.

I don't mind it not outliving DDLC, that would just bring in an ungodly amount of cancer. All that matters is if it's actually good, and maybe shake up the community by ruining a character for everybody so I can laugh on the sidelines.

Daily reminder that user SMOL

rotfl I can imagine her moving around by rolling like BB8 form star wars with the upper body staying in place

>Monika finds our that you lick thicc
>alters herself to have wide and wider hips and a bigger and bigger ass
>she can't even fit in the club room door without turning sideways
>ughhhh thicker

That's funny, I'm the reverse; I'm a Monikafag but I think Yuri looks slightly better here.

I also feel like the sash on Natsuki's swimsuit deserves a mention, though, it's a really cute touch.