/twg/ - Total War General

>QUEENDOM
YAAS QUEEN
SLAY

CA really put in some effort here. The start location, the bonusses, even new animations. The surprise of this patch, for certain.

youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

Thing is southern realms won’t just be south
But east and west
New world colonies, with missions focusing on wealth accumulation or securing the frontier
Pirates of sartosa, focusing on keeping Ulthuan divided and raiding far and wide
Estalia and tilea to make Orcs more fun and give Beastmen a challenge

>no new skaven units
gay

>a literal fork
Skavenfags have truly hit rock bottom.

Get all the things that increase range capability,have a firing squad of Ushabti with great bows.

dear diary
the asp was fat

Like in tabletop
All in archer buffs

does settra get gud mid-late game when all the lords start having mounts with his anti large?

Which Tomb Kings LL is the best, and why is it Arkhan?

Honestly, TK roster is so shit that I don't see a point in levelling anything but red line and unique skills

I just keep a tomb prince around with points in yellow line so I have a duelist

Skaven have a food mechanic. Why wouldn't he use a giant fork?

orc fucking shits

Which is the most fun Attila faction?

Stop discussing the High Queen's asp. It's undignified.

>TK units
>Shit
you're just spamming basic warriors and spears aren't you?

So how are the kangz?

I know this was probably discussed before, but is there any reason to take the chariot as Settra? Sphynx looks much more powerful judging by the stats

I can't play Skaven campaign because no ratling gunners, CA plz fix.

>roster is shit
>level red line
???

Settra's first quest battle is a bitch, especially the first time you do it.

(Third guy you You’d)
Playing ME
there shouldn’t be an army in the top knotz province inside Settra’s starting province if you’re playing on hard
But because you can’t go from that minor settlement to the next minor one in a turn id recommend moving to reinforcement range of your captured minor settlement and recruiting some guys
Also leave the ruined province for now, colonise it with the special necrotect you get via Rite

Advance towards Lahmia

YES, YES, SWALLOW THE CUM OF YOUR MASTER.

Are you guys playing your kangs campaign in vortex or ME?

Haven't done an ME yet but I've heard it's buggy as shit and chaos is awful.

Do you think she has a forked tongue?

You're objectively wrong.

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Anything that isn't a monster is inferior to comparable units for other races. Sure, better than skaven but that's not an accomplishment. Red line is a must for armies that don't span monsters.

Chariots are always OP because of how collision works in warscape games
What the fuck are those icons

> be Settra
> Thegan's Errantry has been invited to war against you by the Top Knotz

preference, the sphynx is better purely because it weighs so much it can barrel through nearly everything. If you want to be a lorefag you get the chariot

God playing Vortex after months of playing on ME is weird. I was so used to turtling out in a single province in ME, but the rapid expansion in Vortex really changes things.

Take his chariot, don't leave him on foot you nonce.

>ANYONE WHO RUNS IS A VC!
>ANYONE WHO STANDS STILL IS A WELL-DISCIPLINED VC!

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Vortex because norsca isn’t out so you can’t raid them to get back the golden crown and also because ME doesn’t have cinematics
I love how much he acts like a dog

Khalida trait when you kill her.

Are beastmen supposed to have orc units or is it because they have a book of Nagash that lets them.

They're just a replacement for the chevron icons, it uses some warhammer fantasy skulls instead.

neat

What's giving hope for people to get Araby? The only reason I see them getting in is because there's no real "new" factions to put on WH2's map and by association the Vortex campaign but I'd think it's more realistic for them to just do unit and Lord packs instead

Ok. I really go interested in warhammer lore. Haven't read anything in a while. Is there a noob guide to warhammer literature?

>The enemy she hates literally has the same initials as viet cong

Really makes me think.
Quick,someone mod her to have gyrocopters.

>playing as settra
>finally secured the western half of the continent
>prospectors btfo
>knotz btfo
>errantries btfo
>strigay btfo
>arkhuck btfo
>finally able to build up elite force to move on the black pyramid + other heavily fortified locations
quite comfy tbqhwya

>How can you shoot zombies?
>Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much

That's a rogue army user, they can have all kinds of weird shit.

they're a rogue army made of themed units

Stats don't include collision damage brainlet.

If you went purely by stats you'd never use chariots because they suck.

Settra on his chariot can take out an infinite number of infantry units without taking a scratch if you micro him properly.

CA devs made cheeky comments when asked about the subject. It's the race with the biggest not included territory on the vortex. It has a fun theme. Need to go on?

I forget, do Cygors count as a missile unit?

Soon

user, I...

what did he mean by this??

Araby literally scientifically hypothecially undeniable confirmed!

user.....are you ok?

Besides the vague comment?
CA outright said that the race DLC were all best sellers. Norsca was loved by all. If you seriously believe they just stop doing race packs because there are no more core armies left, you are a brainlet. It's a license to print money.

> It has a fun theme.

Literally just magic carpets and genies.

They need a pre order dlc
>knotz BTFO
OWO what’s this
>nudges you with sepulchral stalker

First, start on Veeky Forums, find the WHFB general or occcasionally the 40k general has pdfs for fantasy
>codexes on interesting armies first
>search the folders for topics/characters that sound cool from there, Gorrtek and Felix and the Skarsnik novel are popular
>piece together the rest from the odd screencap and novel tidbit

Just make sure anything you read is pre-End Times. If you start with End Times not only will you be confused but you'll be starting with basically the last chapter that mostly sucked. There's no "comprehensive" way to read all of the setting's shit, there's really just too much.

Do I give military access to rats or what? Are we supposed to be friendos?

Ah that makes sense I haven't played for awhile so I had no idea what the fuck they were

yes-yes skeleton man thing give rats access

>Being friendos with ted cruz
>ever

>Giving rats ANYTHING
NO user, BAD

Khalida's little archer firebases remind me of playing delfs with darkshards or dwarfs
it's comfy

Monstrous artillery

it is Tombsday my dudes

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If you don't think that 1001 nights is fun aesthetically and a breath of fresh air after having only european inspired humans then I don't know what to say to you.

Sure. What could possibly go wrong?

INSHALLAH

Seems like they mean well..

tfw my units will literally not stop dying

>find a way to get the the jars and cash needed for a TK world conquest
>it's goddamn MANUAL rebel farming
>fuck my life

OOOOHHHHH FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK

Holy fucking shit Ushabti archers are nutso

>Bretonnia is literally just knights and peasants
>Empire is literally just tanks and mages
>Elves are literally just dragons and archers
See mommy, I can trivialize races too!

>trespassing declare war in Shogun 2
Never got this seeing as you do have garrisons

> after having only european inspired humans

tumblr plz go and stay go

Elephants doe.

the time of wyp*po is over, I agree fellow muzzie! praise allah for non western fantasy!

I just knew you would reply with shit like this
Why even bother

>Giant statues using bows twice the height of a man

No shit.

J A C O

Same with money user
If you don’t want to be a cheap whore then just vassalise the tomb kings below you, fighting them should give some good jars

FUCKING RAT NIGGERS

Not buying TW:W2 until muh Chaos Stunties get added.

What exactly did he say that triggered you? He's not wrong you know. Part of the Warhammer appeal are the real world cultures that are included and in that regard araby would be pretty fun the same way that kislev or southern realms would be fun