/twg/ - Total War General

So now that there are Skaven and Kangz, did the badlandsbowl finally get interesting?

fugg

100 turns in and the dwarfs don't own half the world so I would say yes

Daemon boys when?

>100 turns in and the dwarfs don't own half the world

t. neferreta
no one likes that cuckold arhkan, he even betrayed nagash, then the guy who kill nagash

Next year

>khorne
>not wanting to play papa nurgles minions of love
>not wanting to swarm the enemy in a tide of cute nurglings

Daily reminder that Tomb Kangz are pure garbage competitively. Fucking savage orcs steam role them in campaign. And they are easily the New weakest race in multiplayer.

>not wanting to play as skarbrand in naggorth
wew lad

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>multiplayer TW
lol

>steam role
Steamroll.

Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!

KNITES
ERRANTS

look at them and laugh

NIGGERS OF THE CROSS

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EMPIRE REWORK WHEN?

Devilman crybaby was a mistake

>he didn't neuter the greenskins by turn 20 on VH
get gud

Why is the dlc so much fucking money? thats the price for a indie game

>competitively
>multiplayer
>steam role
>New
>phoneposting
i almost want to congratulate you for getting all types of cancer into one post

But the gangbang is darkelf/empireregiment

I think I'm a brainlet, I have absolutely no idea how to Tomb Kings. I always have no money for anything and my armies consist mostly out of crap skellies. How do I conquer the world in the name of Nagash?

>doesn't own the grey mountains
>hasn't gone to norsca
wew lad
>playing before WE came out

Kroq is a fucking plague.

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That's really cute

>I understand this reference.png

4 Lords with 4 unique startpos
New race that actually has some work and thought put into it

I'm not saying it isn't overpriced, but this DLC is a pretty good deal to what we are used to get from CA.

Does anyone know what companies make historical miniatures?

Like pic related.

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At least it's not a tumblr picture.

You play as the Imperishable man of year, start with a murderous tier 5 kitten and proceed to win the early game on the back of it.

And then you hang all the Nagash loving swine.

Poor Arkan with the (comparatively) shit scorpion.

because CA has to give some of the profits to investors, whilst indiegames just give the game to investors

>no thrones of britannia
hmmmm

Looks like you just got reminded

Spearmanii-R-Us

cat and mouse

Jesus fuck dude steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1164592788&searchtext=arrow trails

Because so far their overpriced DLC has sold well, according to them at least.

>download.jpg

just google miniature gaming so many come up, but reaper as always is the best, black tree design is alright but you have to buy spears seperately
literally lol'd

I fucking hate playing as skaven desu

The amount of arrows flying makes me hard.

Once Shogun 2 is installed, I'll go for a bow only run.

Me on the left, Mondays on the right lol

probably not close to the one in pic, but they have a wide selection

warlordgames.com

>not just turning arrow trails off

complete plebs

>those water reflections and movements completely off scale making it look like they're armymen size

Doesn't this happen every game though?

add more chariots

Arkhan gets doggos tho, which are an incredible utility unit in early game

I hate seeing my men writhing around in pain as they die in Shogun 2

why dont you want to now where your units are shooting? you'd use that mod for replays maybe

>why dont you want to now where your units are shooting?
probably at the enemy you fucking moron

>Malekith confeds Morathi
>gets fucked by her corruption
Many such cases.

Because you order them where to shoot? And its still visible without the ugly trails

Shut up
youtube.com/watch?v=diuexInkshA

Can you shut up? People being in agony and dying as they cry for their mothers or their wifes to be here isn't what war is about.

Lizardmen are kind of a hard counter to Skaven and Tomb Kings

they are weak against DE

store.warlordgames.com/collections/the-english-civil-wars-1642-1652/products/pike-shotte-for-king-country
PIKE AND SHOTTE NOW

Graphics aside, just from a usability and information presentation perspective, which Total War entry has the best user interface?

>massively outnmubered on bridge match against Orcs
>defend with a phalanx of kangs and move up skeleton warriors to boltster tomb guard and NK warriors while archers pepper the enemy nonstop
>tfw summoning ushabati behind them

First replay I saved in a long time

You can still see trails retard, it just makes them thinner and not look like fucking cum lasers being shot at the enemy.

>legendary
jesus christ

Did you never play fantasy that's how small the models were

Youtube. In 1080p.

You first normie bandwagoner

>ally the dune kings as Settra to make sure I have some help taking on the orcs
>they expand out of control across southlands, oh well guess I'll eventually have to turn on them but first I'll mop up arkhan
>within 15 turns Kroq-gar has basically wiped them out

Welp, time for lizard rape.

Pic related is 54 mm

as is this, I dont know where they sell 54mm, most are 28mm

except it's quick guide for when you're doing micro elsewhere
yes but now you know if you're going to kill your own cav by moving in or not

The fog at the border of the map is terrible. Fuck you CA

bredy tempted to buy these dark age Irish ones

>endless greenskin infestation
>not removing orcs by turn 5
Based shitter.

tin-soldiers.org/54mm-miniatures/vikings/anglo-saxon-warrior-10th-century.html

I'm just holding out for a Cutie Honey remake.

>sending cav to fight a unit you're already shooting at
autism

Sārig, my name is Cenwulf.

I’m a 27 year old American Housecarl (Anglo-Saxon fan for you Normans and Danes). I draw runes and crucifixes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Anglo-Saxon games. (Total War, Mount & Blade, Skyrim, etc)

I train with my gār every day, this superior weapon can pierce clean through chainmail because it is sharpened over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I learned how to form a shield wall two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Ye Old English fluently, both Essex and the Wessex dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history and their wyrd code, which I follow 100%

When I finish my longship, I am sailing to Lundenburgh to attend a prestigious monastery to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Thegn for King Æthelred or a Jarl!

I own several Iron helmets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the Kingdom of Mercia, so I can fit in easier. I feast with my elders and seniors and speak Ye Olde English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Ængland!

Why?

Best ones on the market right now are Perry Miniatures and Fireforge Games, heroics like warlord are shit desu
fireforge-games.com
perry-miniatures.com

CA here, fuck you, you son of a bitch! Buy Thrones of Britannia Q1/Q2 2018.

>paying money forphysical spearmanii
THE STATE OF HISTORYFAGS
desu get some models from a system which actually has rules so they do something more than sit on your desk all day long

my retirement is gonna be painting and playing these things in VR

Maybe some people want a model, not play nerd games.

Have you nver wargamed before? Every miniature has rules.

>do something more than sit on your desk all day long

>Not playing as Mommy.
I see where you went wrong there.

>perry-miniatures.com
>tfw you have to learn how to sculpt with your left hand because your right got blown up when you were loading a cannon at a roleplay session
>not using your pension to buy a street with your fellow fa/tg/uys for wargaming tables and a shooting rnage

Collect Bretonnian knight figures!