/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #411

Another wonderful day with my wife Monika!!!

I love my wife!

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HEY FUCK YOU

Ay hello fellas

how are we all

b-but papa... i thought i was ur wife? :(

and I love her, too

I love her too

You misspelled great!

salieri is my favorite dorki

why the FUCK is natsuki so cute?

Pretty good. I've been craving a juicy, double stacked, bacon and cheese burger. But Monika would want me to stick to my diet, so just gonna have some grapes.

Sayori!

And I love her!!

And I love him!

I don't want monika to just straight up fuckin eat me anymore

He's cute!
Do the other Dokis have these?

I want Monikanon to straight up fuckin eat me

Because she's the ironic weeb filter.

Hey guys! Sorry for the incoming blogpost but I’ve got an issue that I want to get some opinions on:
The other day I was goaded into giving my number to a couple of guys who run some bible talk and also agreed to attend (saying no is a vice of mine). I’m going to attend this one time but I really don’t want to have this become an obligation of mine: while I was raised Christian I am nowhere near a religious person, and I also have to focus on getting off academic probation. But at the same time I don’t wanna go “this is dumb and I don’t wanna be here”: I hate doing that. How should I proceed from here?

I'm a Monikafag but that's an especially sexy Yuri and an especially cute Sayori.

I still want my gun.

I take back my comment in the last thread about sacrificing the other dokis for monika

They all need happiness

Do you even know them? If they're strangers then don't, you don't owe them anything

The dokis as No More Heroes assassins!

Just tell them you need to work on school stuff, they'll understand.

Reminder that you're all great so do your best to keep things nice around here and not bicker among each other. All the dokis have anons who hold them in a special place in their hearts and trying to tear them down meaninglessly won't prove yours is any better, but I know none of you good lads would do something like that.
Be good to your fellow anons, and good to their dokis as well. Hold the line anons, and hold your dokis close.

>Hey, guys, I can't go next week. I really need to focus on my studies.
If that doesn't work, then do what I'd tell my parents when I didn't want to go.
>I'll just watch it on TV while I'm doing my work.

Hmm well for one learn to say no. Two go stay for it then say that while you enjoyed it you don't think you can go again or not much because of classes.

Based knight poster.

sir I already told you I don't have it please don't assume I ate it

What on Earth did i miss?

posting 's cute green

*click*
>Dear Diary
>It's ya home slice! Sayori Not much has changed since, well, yesterday, but I've kinda got something in mind I wanted to talk about
>I'm just remembering how in middle school, user and I use to tell each other that we loved each other all the time
>We were best friends! Of course we had to at least stomach each other
>I've been kinda missing that lately, I really want to tell him again
>But I know it'll sound weird, well...
>Well, cause of that one time near the end of our last middle school year
>I told him that I loved him like usual and he said something really weird
>He yelled at me, "Stop saying that, we're not even dating, Oh My God", it was just soo out of the blue!
>I remember his voice was cracking and he got all blushy and flustered too, it was kinda
>cute
>I told him "Don't be so goofy, you're like my brother"
>He really was like an obnoxious, older brother, always telling me how messy I was, and how dorky I looked
>But I'm feeling a different kind of love this time, Diary
>It's... Awkward honestly
>It's all like, I really want to be his...
>His....
>I'll be honest Diary
>Everyday has been kinda gray lately..
>Well I mean, its kinda always been like that, but I mean, Its just not getting any better
>But every time I see user, the rain clouds go away, and its just us being besties again
>Sometimes I just want to be a bit more than besties, y'know?
...
>Hey Diary, I'm gonna hit the hay now
>Night

Son, I'm retrieving my gun. Now open wide.

Continue this

>Long Gloves Yuri
>Sayori in shorts
>Pencil Skirt Natsuki
>super official Monika

MY HEART POUNDS

Absolutely nothing worth repeating or remembering. You are a lucky fucking bastard for having missed it.

SIR PLEASE I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS DOKIS I DON'T HAVE YOUR FIREARM

fesh
frreash
bbred!
frresh bred!

user, I am growing very impatient.

god fucking damn it

WHAT DO I DO LORD

What do you order from Snacksuki 5000?

Twix
I fucking love twix
And an oatmeal cookie!

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Honesty works pretty well. Just tell them straight up that you think they're super cool and in the same breath you have no interest or time to invest in the bible shit.

D̤̝̭e͉̬̳̞̠s͈̱̫͎͍͕̤ṭ̮̫͓̕r̖͕̺̙̬̜̗o̕y ̘͉̻̜̭t͙̙̺he̼̬̪̙̥͈ ̨̪̖d̼͟ọ͙͇̳̗k̜̭̙̠͇͉͙ḭ͔̥̝̬̯̀s̬͎,͍̼̯͎ ͉c̙̤̺̭͍͉ͅo͎̼̫̼̜͈r̳̞̮rú͙̺̬̰̬pt͕͜ ̕t̞̥̤h̵̼̘̝e̘͔m̻͉̮̭̣͡ ͈a̭͢l̫͞l̘̗̕.

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look, how about I give you the money for a new one or something because I've already told you I DON'T WANT TO DO IT THE OTHER WAY IT'S GROSS

depends on how im feeling but the nature valley bar
gotta stay thin for my doki!

original sun chips

Hey everyone! How are you all doing?
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "failure"!
Alternatives are 'abandon' and 'swarm'.

Anyone that would like to write a poem is encouraged to do so, and is welcome to join in on the fun! Everyone is welcome to join in, from newcomers to masters of the craft! There's no judgement here!
The idea of the word of the thread is to give you inspiration and a way for us all to share in this activity together and have fun! Just go ahead and use any of them as a theme, topic, inspiration, whatever you want!
Hopefully you decide to try it out and I look forward to reading them all!

Monika!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Poke.

I'll have some Cheddar Sunchips please

Send tasteful lewd Yuris

>twix
terrible taste.

I'm proud of you, user.
Welcome to enlightenment.
Fight the good fight, brother doki-user.

Can you stop telling people to kill themselves?

I'll take some Sun Chips and M&Ms

This dude knows whats up, them oatmeal cookies are god tier.

Some Chips Ahoy i guess.

Kill yourself. From old age.

Please continue.

>there are still Sayorifags in the threads
Can you guys just go fuck your corpses and leave the rest of us alone

Stroking Monikanon's hair and calling him a good girl!

Taking back Rhodesia with Yuri!!!

Jokes on you, that's what I wanted to do.

pllsease
d
ddnont

Stop pretending to be me.

Foiled again!

How would you react upon finding your doki's hidden stash of illegal /ss/ doujins?

You insufferable worm! EEEEEAAAAAT MEEEEEE

Why is Sayori such a faggot
>all her fans portray her as a pussy cuckold
>ingame she even kills herself because of her faggotry
>poems are even discount versions of Natsuki's

gonna hug you and you cant stop me

>Monika saying MC instead of user
Garbage. Why do people miss the whole point of the game that often?

Shut the fuck up Natsukitrap.

this

Because MC is the user of Reddit

Protecting Yuri from the vile Robert Mugabe!

Take the (you) and cease your faggotry

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I am running away GOOD DAY SIR

Because user is only used on Veeky Forums and that image wasn't drawn here

But user, that's not possible. Because I am you.

>that retarded Natsuki /pol/tard is doing it again.

Couldn't they have come up with a generic name then? Monika quite literally hates the MC.

>Sayorifags on this level of denial

Shut up Rhodie you will fail for only Mugabe knows dae wae

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Yet you still responded....