League of Legends General - /lolg/

Kled is massively cute! I would unironically mating press him and ruin his smaller body!

Impregnate Yordles

I feel so bad for people who jungle in Silver, I often wonder how many of them aren't actually as awful as they seem but all they know is the peer pressure from shit laners and get the wrong idea of what a good jungler should be doing

Ghostcrawler fixed Mordes mana problems...

Hello, fellow WW top memer.
PtA isn't that good and makes us squishy. I do not like it. It seems like the new Resolve keystone will be close to Fervor. You know what it means.

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I will impregnate Kled!

I havent tested any other yet, i have tested every rune on ww back in the day but since PtA is his best keystone overall in top you can still run it and be relevant in midgame

Nerfs on her when?

You deserve to lose if you do not respect your support and protect her!!!!!!!

Real version, accidentally used photoshop haircut

I want Zoe to sit on my face.

>Darius
>Noxian

Like the Somali soldier in the Swedish army.

>Support's name is StarGuardianLux or some shit
>Has Lux group tag
>Enemy team bans Lux
GET FU--
>She locks in Star Guardian Soraka
I want to fuck her. She was useless as all hell and went RoA into Warmogs or some stupid shit and was a total liability all game but I still wanted to impregnate her in the bushes. Star Garbage is shit for the most part but damn I love that skin.

I like you Caitlynfag.

strawpoll.me/14913556/r

>bandle city has the best men
really make you think

strawpoll.me/14913556/
Reminder that Yordles are confirmed better than Noxus shits

Same

Feelsgoodman, can't wait.

user... Why don't you take a seat right over there?

They're gonna make her an ADC that throws swords.

Bitches love furry men.

I want to impregnate all of the Star Guardians. Your loss desu

Kled is litterally confirmed the best man in all of runeterra now.

>any star guardian
>not boring trash
sorry about your poor taste, bro

I love all the Slut Guardian skins. Round three is gonna be fun

>Bandle city>Noxus>>>Demacia>>>>Shurima

Man its gotta suck to be Azir-user right now

>There are people
>In this thread
>RIGHT NOW
>Who would engage in premarital sex with their waifu
Absolutely disgusting.

new void champ when?
the last one was Rek'Sai and that was a full 3 years ago

no one likes male yordles besides the kledfag

It feels almost as good as Irelia herself feels

strawpoll.me/14914099/r
>Ionia destroying the competition
really makes you think

I fucking hope there isn't a round 3.

I am quite all right with that. I will never get SG Soraka because I am quite happy with Banana and Reaper and Celestine is underrated as fuck but SG Soraka can get it.

I am always right, my taste is the best.

Pick your swain skin

Let's discuss the lore for the ones interrested.

1) What is Swain's keikaku?
2) Are current Noxus the good guys?
3) Why did Draven and Darius help Swain?
4) How powerful is the black rose?

It's 2018.
Children are fucking each other, why should I wait?

>Hates premarital
>Posting Eve
user, stop with the double standards.

>Klepto nerfs
>Ezreal nerfs
>Malzahar nerfs
>Vayne nerfs
>Ornn nerfs
>support items can no longer be abused

Great patch

Up her ass doesn't count.

>I fucking hope there isn't a round 3.
Do you think Riot hates money or something?

>zoe nerfs

Gimme some smut ideas

>Children are fucking each other, why should I wait?
Are you implying what I think you are implying?

Kled and I are already married.

They don't know what they're missing. Yordle fucking is great.

What is happening to kat in this gif

Riot's basically confirmed another batch of Slut Guardians. And the introduction of Invasion with a limited champ pool pretty much guarantees more of them anyway.

honestly I've both seen it and experienced it first hand.
you'll get loud mouth passive supports or faggot mid laners who think they're hot shit and it's your fault for not insta teleporting to their lane and stopping them from walking into a warded bush and dying it's pathetic.

I've also seen players with the same attitude sucking a jungler's cock the moment he's doing well, I've seen teams asking for their jungler to be reported despite him doing well against me and winning early game for them only for them to get picked off by me and make stupid plays throwing their lead away, I'm honestly disgusted by the playerbase in silver

>tfw no plant gf

I hate silver so much
>everyone on team complaining that nasus is fed
>ask malz to save his ult for nasus
>he doesnt
>after every lost fight i ask him again to save ult for nasus
>he finally fucking ults nasus at the start of the fight
>we then manage to ace them without anyone on team dieing

I swear to god its always the faggots playing the braindead champs that have no clue how to abuse them

Vine tentacles.

Star Guardian's go on a date

Nasus is excited he is finally popular and walks to lane where Darius yanks him into a nearby bush and "Hits him with a full combo."

You means the relic nerfs? It works good anyway.

>No Void skins/chromas

Dropped

To make me his sex slave

Swain is good all right

To help Swain to make me his sex slave

Not enough to keep Swain form fucking me everyday

>actually try and play JG and do well
>get A-
>tell my team to go fuck themselves and just powerfarm as Lee all game while kill securing as much as possible
>S

nice rating system riot

*outsmarts you*
how do you react?

>play lb
>go even or have a tiny lead
>lose

why?

I'm implying abstinence doesn't exist unless you're born into some cult.

Oh I'm well aware, but it's nice to say that I hope it doesn't happen. The worst part is that League artists fucking suck and don't cater to my degenerate fetishes so the Void boys get left to rot while these vanilla bitches are doing nothing but holding each other's arms. I need high impact sexual violence not this weak shit most people are on.

Also give them the fucking Invasion skins as chromas at the very least, I'd love more green.

I want to bury my face in Eve's vag.

>HE DOESN'T KNOW
welcome to jungling, now accept the fact Riot hates you

>Team feeding
Report them.

>pick top
>bot feeds
>pick jg and camp bot
>bot still feeds
>pick mid and always roam bot
>bot still feeds
>pick supp
>adc feeds
>pick adc
>supp feeds
how the FUCK do i deal with this? As far as i can tell there's literally nothing I can do since the current meta revolves entirely around bot...

>initiate a fight
>bot lane doesnt go in despite me pinging to go in ahead of time and calling it in chat
>support instead flashes in to save me
>support gets pissed at me saying its my fault they are losing they lane because she had to save me
>i was literally in the river brush THAT SHE WARDED AND THAT I RED TRINKET CHECKED TYPING OUT TO HER THAT IM GOING TO GANK BOT LANE

Yeah I would have like more tentacle/monster stuff but the current SG art is ok. Soraka was like the Dark Horse for lewd production though, I think Ahri still has the most SG specific stuff but I did not expect Soraka to get that much and of decent quality compared to MF/Syndra.

Evelynn and Ahri seduce Azir to try to steal his soul via fucking him. They fail because of his imperial phallus and ascension overpowering them so he just gets free sex.

I want to fuck Soraka.

Horsecock or not

According to the new voice lines Demacia kinda authoritarian in the way that it's citizen's aren't allowed to show their true strength (Lux's magic) and that they should follow the norm.

While in Noxus a person's power is celebrated.

>Free beer
Last time I fell for that I was gangraped by a pack of 12-14 year olds in the alleyway behind a middle-school. I cant even smell lip balm without having flashbacks anymore.

Swain and irelia ending with her cutting his arm off for not being good enough

evens: pretend to give a shit about ranked and try to climb
odds: play soraka, /mute all, and farm honor

>bird
>penis

Wait, Eve steal souls?

>your adc is a shithead that doesnt know how to kite/take advantage of someone thats peeling for them

>Egyptian/Kang
>Not having a massive cock

WHO
IS
THIS

>they nerfed jinx's base attack damage by 5
Nice
Guess she's still shit
Who came up with this

Is it just me or does Swain sound like he feels sorry for Lux?

He can't. He's a bird. He has a cloaca. It's basically like a vagina but he poop, piss and cum from it.

Why do my adcs keep bullying me?
I do all what they want yet they start blaming me for their own faults!!!

team mate skin preview finally in

It's just some girlgirl

I doubt you'd be interested.

How do we know? He used to be human. Birds don't have hands and yet he does. Surely he kept his dick. Stop trying to shut down my idea and make your own.

>no art of Soraka and Alistar comparing dicks and Soraka fucking him in the ass

shit game

God I wish that were me. The girl.

This girl

how is gnar right now

i kind of lost track of his balance changes the last round. I know they either nerfed him directly or just nerfed his item path or runes or something. I mean i know he’s always going to be ranged AIDS but is he still like an actual meta darling turn-off-your-brain-and-still-win champ or is he just a decent, playable, B tier type now?

>they made the summoner spells icons smaller so people forget to change them more

why

>futa on male