/lolg/ - League of Legends General

Bird dad edition

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>Swain, The Noxian Grand General Reveal
na.leagueoflegends.com/us/featured/champion-reveal-swain

>Swain Special Interactions
[YouTube] Swain Special Interactions (embed)

>Swain Abilities Reveal
[YouTube] Swain Reveal - The Noxian Grand General | REWORK (embed)

embed a brain into your head dumb champfag

World of Warcraft Edition, you mean.

fun fact.
ahri canonically wears panties.
they're merlot

Kat is tighter than Lux.
This is a fact

aatrox top from last thread.
lost lane lost game team reported me. gg overall

Worst girl.

I'll be your Yasuo main for tonight

Diana is bala-

>tfw no qt petite gf

Demacia thinks the world is black and white. They only think good can come from their nation. They fail to recognise that ignorance is the biggest evil of all.

Well I guess homos and fujos turned out like that because they didn't had a dad in the first place so they don't know what it is like to have a platonic relationship with a male family member.

Slut.

Or any kind of father figure for that matter.

>tfw constantly attract boys due to my ign
>play support like a bitch and they always want to adc
>always flirting with me once they find out im a girl

ign + server?

It isn't that they don't know what it's like. They know and they haven't had it, which mixes up with their loneliness and sexual frustration and results in Daddy issues/fetish.

Which of the champions the free rotation can jungle? It's the one role I haven't played.

girl(female) or girl(male)

should i just /mute all if i intend on maining top lane?

>when your great great great great great great great granddaughter wants the D

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!
you deserve to lose if you don't

Vi
Xin
Graves
Sejauni

sej xin vi graves wu and even zyra if you're brave

LITTLE RED RIDING KINDRED
W
H
E
N

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fuck off furfag

Fuck you i will bully Nami until I am pleased. I will remind her that her breasts belong to me and not her.

Tightest adult human pussies in league official list
>Irelia
>Katarina
>Lux
>Syndra
>Akali
>Nidalee

I thought that I was the only one who sees varian when I see that garen skin

i really hate this fur artist

FISHTITS

You've played right into my trap. I wanted you to bully your support all along!

That's part of what I meant, the other part is that only people that don't know how it is like to have a dad would have a "Daddy fetish" and wanto to fuck their dad if they had one.
Most people that had a dad just finds it gross.

No + NA

Girl (female)

No.

>her
if my support is a her not named Leona then I have no respect for them

only

lonely

ahri is such a faggot

>irelia
She's dead
>Katarina
She's spread for garen
>lux
See above
>Syndra
She's spread for zed
>Akali
She's too busy being a furry rapist
>nidalee
Literal spear chucker

>Girl (female)
tits or gtfo bitch

my nigga

>Wu
Do NOT do this, Wukong jungle sucks and honestly he's kind of shit in general.

>girl (female)
D R O P P E D

>Keep getting autofilled jungle
>Would rather play literally any other role

>Swain's hair and ult confirmed not changing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's not Kindred

Who's the tightest then user?

This. Riot needs to remove her.

>An assassin doing its job
wow. how shocking.

Well, some people had a Dad that wasn't their biological father, or lost their Dad young (either literally or figuratively) to pretty much the same result. It isn't that these people would want to literally fuck their dad if they had one. Zed isn't Kayn's dad. He's just an unrelated, older male that raised him and taught him everything. They want to fuck a father FIGURE, or someone who embodies those traits. They find those sorts of relationships interesting because of that.

I want kindred's outfit to look EXACTLY like that

My ass is better

Sorry user

hey. that was mean. but she's still a fag

>friend suggests to me to play Nidalee
>pick her up
>literally Cant do Blue/Wolves/Red because her dmg is non existant
Wow this champion fucking sucks

i like new ult we have enough goddamn birds

Unironically Nami. But she's not human. But of that list I guess Akali since yordle dicks aren't that big.

>old lore
>not canon
>not canon
>not canon
>furry shotas have tiny dicks
>and?

Remove the slut.

What do you think she would do if I lifted that skirt and spanked her ass?

>nidalee
>no damage

Nidalee is pretty good, it's just that her jungle clear requires a lot of actually pressing buttons so if you don't kite and cycle skills properly you'll just die.

He's very good if you have some more tanks or support to back him up when ulting.
He can activate Duskblade on demand by just pressing w and then oneshot a squishy easily.

chomp your penis off

>My ass is better
Tell me more

how would sona feel about a load on her chest

She'd probably use her powers to blast you off your feet and then aggressively mating press you

...

>tfw the friendly but commanding adc you've been playing with isn't on yet
solo queue it is

I'm a Jayce player, say something nice to me!

I think we've found your problem for silly boys hitting on you

post it anyways

>Camille
>Zoe
>Sejuani

Start killing more female top champs.

You play a handsome, attractive champion

>kids in this general unironically fall for "girl btw xd"

bigger joke than this game

I can bully you too!
No shields for you!
No bully please!!!
Tanky """supports"""" are overrated and bad
Janna a best!

*Buys doran shield and ninja tabis*

>Camille
She actually doesn't even have a vagina you dumbass.

>waaaah muh bird form
You people have been eating too much dick.

There isn't much more to tell, its just a lot better.

Not here

feels bad realizing underages are just retarded. and then realizing you're old.

>Zoe
We aren't lewding the loli.

>taking inane comments that may produce funny content this seriously on lolg
Get back to jerking off to waifu lews 4 times a day nerd

Die

You don't have shields you dumbass fish. Besides my jungler will build locket anyways. Now show me your delicious fishtits now you slut!

>Swain gets birds that appear on the map when he walks around
>He gets his own intro music when he first spawns in the game

Yo, is this the most Kino champ riot has made?

Hey buddy.
No one asked you.

>girl (female)

yuck

>>He gets his own intro music when he first spawns in the game
Jhin does too

>blatant attention whoring
>producing funny content

show me ONE(1) example of this occurring you faggot

I still don't think Swain needed a rework. His new abilities look worse.

What's your solo queue music?

B-but I am Janna!
You should not bully Nami mains either!!!
because she is my 2nd most played after Janna
And I am not a slut!!!

>He's still taking lolg this seriously
Your autism has won you this round, i concede

What's the matter, user? Can't fathom cybernetic augmentations?

Sabaton. Mute all and listen to the heroic deeds done by those in the past to inspire me to give 110%.

It's cold out here.

Shinedown.

>spouts random dumb shit at me
>ur da autist nerd

what the fuck man fuck off

her cyborg pussy must have been modified to be tighter better and more satisfying than a normal one