/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

it's just because this is the first one we can actually look at and hear

no because none of them talked and/or looked like the female protag from mass effect andromeda

>Statistically someone ITT is going to die today before the release

b-be careful, user.

Huntress post

people actually liked the guildmarms

CAPCOM LET ME PLAY NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>That guy who was shitting blood a few threads ago

I hope it's me, my life is garbage and I can' afford a PS4

NO! She is a caring companion, there to keep huntresses from getting lonely or scared being out in the wild all alone.

Well the others weren't downies that survived the abortion attempt, so no.

She should. Lance gets tripped up by LS the most

good meme

sell a kidney for PS4 money, problem solved

Immunity dog will keep me and my family safe

>people still using nerg speedruns to rank weapons when you just used rocksteady and stun toads for him to never get an attack in

>hammer looks like she'll fuck you up
perfect

For good reason. The ugly handler just can't compete.

i didnt.

>talentless hacks like Arekkz Gaming who suck hard dick at MH but have connections have the full game and are playing it RIGHT NOW
Makes me want to to rip my hair out family

so if you get 50 minute for missions, why even have a time limit? do some hunts drag out for 40+ minutes?

Except that's just concept art. Here's how she actually looks.

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illusion of change were you to have enough time to spend forever inside the map you'd quickly get bored of it

>He's a greatsword user

MH players you hate?
>Mixmaxing "TIMES BRO" faggots
>People who only get it because muh waifus
>People who lord their """veteran""" status as if its means anything. This is different to people who want to help newbies, these veterans don't do anything helpful and just talk about how easy every installment is etc
Pretty sure it's to do with the online, so people can't stall out missions, same reason why the rewards box has a timer. Not sure why it has it in single player though

>Twitch streamers normal-comboing GS, ignoring tails, dropping godbugs for random ammo pickups while BM

please stop bullying me

>Literal who's who have never played MH before are playing RIGHT NOW

Al-almost there!

Her in game low poly model, and the CG model that appears in the end credits is 100 times more pleasing to look at than the ryder clone we have to deal with now.

W-what if I'm a Longsword main?

>5 hours

What set?

>he doesn't use charged attacks

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i see you're into that granny look

>watching risingfaggot stream
>hear his disgusting spit sloshing in his filthy bong mouth
>making a cringy joke every 2.5 seconds as usual
>probably the only decent player streaming right now
I'm sending fresh batch of cane toads to you fuckers.

at least he does guides and knows his stuff, I'm more mad about guys like Aggravated Alejandro getting the game early for absolutely no reason

>He's a greatsword user
>You're a hammer user
>???

>the CG model that appears in the end credits is 100 times more pleasing to look at
>ugly as fuck featureless chinkface
>pleasing

>Tfw have to wait until 10:30am tomorrow because no midnight release

Lewd!

I wonder what fondling her chest feels like

I see you're into that mass effect man look

which version should I get?

>even implying that the handler looks worse then that marm he posted
0/10 bait

what's the difference again?

Much better than that abomination that looks like it came from fucking ME:A.

not even the same nose or complexion and missing the buttchin

>5 hours
in the home stretch now, lads.

I remember beating a Ceadeus in 49 minutes and 57 seconds

The guildmarm looks good, The handler doesn't. Only the blind would try to argue otherwise.

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Why is everyone bullying GS users? ;_;

The resemblance is uncanny

It's just one shitposter who didn't understand how to use a GS

edgy fags trying to fit in because it distracts them from how basic they are

>trips on your post

>watching german grill play with GS
>gets monster in trap
>full charges first hit, sweeps and unsheathes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Does Ace cadet still have a thing for her?

thanks asshole now I gotta think about ME:A while I'm playing this

>gs
>not basic

>Attacks
>Unsheathes
Is this american grammar

im talking about your pathetic life

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>still havent decided on name for me and the cat
>still havent decided on main weapon

IM GETTING STRESSED!!

it's a shitter who can't adapt to the new play style and is upset he can't draw attack spam

I want to trip onto that Barioth girl

He's got himself a new qt now.

You're welcome

>maining one weapon
don't do that

Pick a weapon out of your comfort zone. If you're a blademaster pick a gunner this time

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the time has come

explain to me why i should im struggling to grasp why it would be bad since im a little slow

And so have I.

BAROTH PLS COME BACK

A wizard appears before you while you wait for mhw and gives you two options:

1) He makes you go back in time WITH ALL MEMORIES INTACT to your childhood at whatever age you choose, so you can be young again and everything that comes with that. However with the reverse in time comes reverse in years so if you were a kid in the 70's thats where you'll end up.

2) He accelerates time so you can play monster hunter world 1 hour sooner

And so have I

>BAROTH

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please stop filling this thread with pornography this is a blue board after all

I'LL LAUGH LAST CAUSE YOU CAME TO DIE

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Dumb Barioth savage only good for insemination

I've never found myself caring about review scores or putting any merit in that kind of stuff, but lately I've been getting really nervous whenever a game I want has its reviews drop

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>A women exists
>Pornography
Fuck off mohammed

THE DAMAGE DONE, THE PAIN SUBSIDES

Definitly 2

I don't want to prolong my miserable existance any more than I have to.

1, make a killing in stocks then buy Crapcom and make the game release on the 24th instead

>xbone
hihi

>He makes you go back in time WITH ALL MEMORIES INTACT to your childhood at whatever age you choose, so you can be young again and everything that comes with that. However with the reverse in time comes reverse in years so if you were a kid in the 70's thats where you'll end up.
Go back a couple years and dump all my money into bitcoin and then wait eagerly to play Monster Hunter again, but this time being fucking rich.