Someone give me a cheap murloc pally deck holy shit I'm so sick of climbing ladder.
Eli Allen
go on literally any netdeck site
Dominic Johnson
Valeera is made for fucking, for hot sweaty passionate sex!
Cameron Perez
why is murloc pally considered a midrange deck when it's obviously aggro?
Isaac Green
When did we start hating /ourguy/ Guldan instead of Anduin?
Jeremiah Jenkins
Nobody is hating Guldan you nigger, we hate cucklock
Liking a class doesn't mean liking every braindead deck of it, even Zoo has more decision making and higher skill ceiling than fucking cubecuck
Luke Anderson
>shitting out glowing green cards and hitting face has a high skill ceiling lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sebastian Myers
Since Priestlock exist. Turns out that when a class starts behaving like Priest people will stop praising it. Zoo Gul'dan is still /ourguy/ I guess, but don't be surprised if people hate on purple Priest.
Leo Barnes
>shitting out glowing green cards and hitting face has a high skill ceiling talking about cubelock, right?
Connor Butler
Does jade druid beat cubelock?
Xavier Jones
talking about any non-control deck, really
Chase Nelson
if doomguard didn't exist, it easily could for now no
Christopher Wilson
Jade druid is one of cubelock's best matchups.
Ryder Cook
no, jade is too slow.
Lincoln Hall
I'm sitting on 2k gold. What do you guys do with this stuff?
Aiden White
Arena
Adam Collins
Everytime I play a green colored board clear, I can feel my brain pulsating and enlarging. I pity the foolish aggro sheeple that will never enjoy the stimulating pleasure of trowing removals around. I smirk with reckless abandon everytime I play a 5 mana 6/18. I am so much better than the stupid aggro players.
Christian Rivera
Save it up. Next expansion is only 8 weeks away.
Logan Flores
>playing arena
Blake Johnson
>Being careful to not overextend, knowing when to go balls deep and when to keep resources >Deck archetype that survived good and bad metas >''its bad because its aggro''
Oh yea, board clearing, cheating out Doomguards, that when killed they can shit out 10+ dmg when you use your 10 drop is pure skill
Don't get me started on 1 mana, activate your trigger, and heal for 8 or the lifesteal 7 for 4 mana
Hunter needed more secrets to charge the wolf spellstone.
Xavier Gonzalez
>Why does this card with higher mana cost from a different set from a different class is better?
Jeremiah Richardson
So has the Blizzjew added new gold generation methods?
Aaron Price
hmmmmm
Anthony Peterson
>twitch prime promotions >2 free cardbacks >1 golden pack(5 free golden cards) >2 regular packs
That's a bit of a comedown
Jeremiah Smith
That's not how it works.
Mason Roberts
Say what you want about Brode. At least he don't ban your account for insulting his devs team.
Colton King
That can't be real.
Samuel Thompson
Wow what a thin skinned faggot
Luis Ortiz
TOP KEK
Jeremiah Butler
hey remember when secrets were an interesting mechanic you could play around instead of them just being 0 mana ways to destroy your units and prevent you from using spells to interact with the board or your opponent's life total haha. oh wait mage secrets were never balanced around interactivity and always existed to punish you for doing things you were supposed to be doing hahahahaha
William Robinson
That's what they are doing instead of fixing their shit game? Glad I quit.
Colton Phillips
>tfw I ranked up to 4 doing quests and I can't gatekeep Priests trying to get rank 5 anymore.
Robert Peterson
it's okay user, you're an honourable man.
Parker Jenkins
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Lincoln Torres
Slow players make me quit games and stop playing for the day. I think it might be more than a day this time.
>I get upset when other players think about their turn because I play brainless decks so I don't have to think
Isaiah Lee
Name one non brainless deck.
Hudson Kelly
>i need a minute to decide if I want to play wild growth on turn 2
Luke Diaz
Cubelock raza pries
Jose Miller
Those are actually good changes.
Angel Russell
Thank you based Ben.
Lucas Roberts
Cube-Dinosaur Hunter.
Gavin Diaz
Highlander Aryan Priest
Carson Robinson
All Ranks will now have 5 stars. Player ranks will reset to exactly 4 ranks below your current standing, including the number of stars in that rank you earned. Here are some examples: Rank 14, 2 stars resets to Rank 18, 2 stars Rank 1, 3 stars resets to Rank 5, 3 stars Rank 10, 0 stars resets to Rank 14, 0 stars Players at Legend reset to Rank 4, 0 stars
Lincoln Martinez
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Julian Fisher
there is no fucking god
Jason Clark
No reward changes, no balance changes, just slightly less wasting of my time getting to 5 each month. It's just not enough. Still no reason for anyone except "professionals" to waste their time going further.
Dominic Price
It did kinda change balance though,now people with shit decks wont get raped that often.
John Jones
WHY IS EVERYONE so terrible at this tavern brawl?
It's almost the exact same as every other one like it. DO people just play cards randomly? Why can't anyone else understand SYNERGY?
This team shit was a mistake. They need to only match teams by Mmr.
I'm fucking tired of retards wasting my fucking divine spirits on a 2 health minions while also having all of my buff cards as well and wasting them.
Why is everyone so fucking retarded?
Leo Wilson
Reddit will fucking cream themselves over a change that does way too little, way too late. And it probably took about 20 minutes to implement.
>Our simulations What a load of bullshit. They don't have simulations. They can barely make a somewhat functional Unity game.
Samuel Mitchell
I'm not terrible, I just throw intentionally to trigger cucks like you.
Brandon Fisher
3 mana 3/4 is better than average for an arena minion
Landon Adams
Where's the circlejerk link? I want to feel part of THE /hsg/ community.
Kevin Sanchez
>people at rank 20 are frustrated at their attempts to rank up >so we're increasing the number of stars they need to be able to rank up >HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Carter Davis
SPIT ON POOR PEOPLE BODE
Nicholas Kelly
>projects other Discord experiences into new drama Go away.
Landon Murphy
discord is for faggots. don't go
Sebastian Sanders
>Discord cancer You niggers are lower than crackwhores, always wanting a new server to be a drama whore and cultivate ''''''''''''''''''internet friends''''''''''''''''''''''''' just move the fuck on nigger, do something productive with your pathetic life
Matthew Diaz
>gonna need even MORE stars to get to my usual rank 10 FUCK OFF BRODE MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wyatt Roberts
ITT memories from our childhood
>12 years old >14 year old sister bullies me >I get out of shower and walk back to my room in a towel >sister comes up behind me and grabs towel right off my body >"Nice ass faggot" >I try to grab it back from her >she crack the wet towel against my thigh >we fight and she knocks me down and sits on my chest >"You have such a baby penis, user! Look at this thing!" >she proceeds to do pic related and flicks my dick a bunch while I struggle under her fat ass >mom comes home and she gets off me and runs to her room >I pick myself up and go back to my room >I'm now 26 with a sissy fetish and a raza priest Thanks sis
Aaron Morris
Alright, I'm over these fucking priests and warlock spam on ladder. What shits on raza priest and cube lock?
Carter Price
you'll need less stars than before moron
Adrian Howard
Big spell mage
Ryder Reed
>can't just login and get my cardback if I'm already 20 or higher >actually have to win 5 games REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mason Sanchez
Dead man's hand warrior
Dylan Garcia
Kingsbane mill rogue
Have fun losing to everything else though
Thomas Jackson
Exodia Mage.
Isaiah Perez
15-10 is 4 stars right now and they're going to increase that to 5. How is that less stars nigger
Nolan Scott
Rank 10 will reset to rank 14 instead of rank 19. 19 -> 10 currently takes 32 stars. 14 -> 10 will take 20 stars with the changes. Fucking idiot.
Parker Allen
>20 wins per month for legend Its a steal
William Brown
You know. I think this is a really good change. This is nice.
Wyatt Carter
(You)
William Bell
I think these are some nice and simple improvements. Good job brode
Carson Ross
Reminder it took Blizzard 1 year to change the ladder reset to drop you 4 ranks and make each rank require 5 stars. This is the fabled ladder rework. An intern at any competent company could have done this shit in 1 day. Is Blizzard the most incompetent gaming organization in history? I wonder how many hundreds of hours of meetings it took them to decide on a solution that Redditors have made up years ago. Absolutely pathetic. These losers do not deserve my money. Deck slots was equally simple and took years. The reality is that team 5 is full of underqualified losers.
Lincoln Cruz
Reminder MTG didnt say a word for 3 months about this and now is censoring both its twitter and fb
Cooper Sullivan
need help with a challenge a friend quest lupin#1101
Eli Gomez
sent on the saturn region
Luke Watson
>and now is censoring both its twitter and fb Considering this is wizards of the coast we're talking about, I'm not surprised.
Brayden Thomas
Post a better cardback than this one.
Pro-tip: you can't
Ryan Rogers
pandaria
Anthony Walker
I'm done with this fucking game.I'm done with the ladder system. I'm done with Priest playerS emoting every single game. Finally, I'm quitting this piece of shit waste of time.
One last thing. FUCK YOU BRODE.
Ayden Thomas
See you tomorrow :^)
Joseph Ross
Uncanny
Brayden Turner
I have inherited quite a lot of money. I already buy 40 packs a month and contribute to Jordan Petersons Patreon and I don't know what else to do with it
Nathan Bennett
what's the ultimate thinking man's deck to ladder right now