/twg/ - Total War General

Grimgor, my friend, i like you but its too much. Why desert? You have whole world to fight with and you chose desert.

This needs to be posted because its super cool.

what is the most fun skaven lord campaign to play lads

GREENED

build wall

Queek to sharpen your teeth.
Tretch for every fight being an ambush.
Lord Skrolk for spell-fagging

I like Queek, he has the best attitude.

Can someone unfuck me here - which hero can break walls for Bretonnia?

Shit happens

so the best TK units are the Ushabti and Sphinxes?

well they only have two, can't you just check

Can someone post a good quality picture of happy gelt?

Yeah, pretty much. Tomb Guards are serviceable as a frontline holder and necrowhatsit knights are fairly decent cavalry, but the real oomph is in ushabti and sphinxes.

Hey guys, when are we going to setup a discord so we can play some TW together?

I checked Paladin and all three Damsels and none have break walls ability - I wanted to see if i was being stupid and missing something or if i straight up dont get that ability.

you need anvils you stupid animeposter

guess not, buddy

when are you going to set up a noose and hang yourself?

How do I get that?

Protip: don't use chariots with tomb kings.

Yeah, it sucks that the egyptian faction sucks at chariots, but that's how things are. I guess Surtha still reigns supreme.

First for the troll kang

>mfw the missile chariot has ONE archer per chariot
really

I mean, really?

No, he made a meme army.

Chariots are fucking master race, every time one of you faggots complain about them I know you don't know how to use them.

>tfw you see the map

Get some infantry chod to hold up the enemy, that's your anvil. You brought far too many hammers as well, good luck microing 19 god damn chariots.

>its another thread of brainlets failing to use chariots properly

@203085903
>large

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There was that webm with Archaon running around Dorf lord who stand idle too. Anyone has it?

You know what to do.

Dead steam group is enough, fuck off with discord.

Does increase mobility from necrotects stacks?

how do you explain this

I did Karl and it was scary how easily he got him

does the casket of souls suck? how did it get so few kills

Not so tough now, big boy.

I've giving him easy ones.

>He thinks any missile chariots are ranged units.

Literally none of them are meant to be used at range. They shoot while they're in the melee.

>too thick line
>For chariots

Never happens, but yeah, get a few anvils

what hte fuck those tomb guards went fucking beastmode god damn what the fuck did you do?

Archaon's miniature looks pretty fucking stylish, why did they have to ruin it with AoS?

Give me ideas to make into Khemri TV

not him, but it's pretty fucking bad

I tried to get Teclis and he gave me Karl.

>see the steam forums full of retards who don't know how to use tomb kings
>come to /twg/
>see retards who don't know how to use tomb kings
how are you guys so bad at micro holy shit

I generally bring more elite units and 1 army unless its a super dug in enemy. Still sometimes the enemy is ultra blobed toghter and you have to fight 8k v 12k.

The Nehekharan warriors did better. Those are some nasty fucking skellies.

There are so many ways you can buff them, they become almost chosen tier

GUYS WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

Damn, he has to be smart after all those years. Still I tried few weeks ago and he had problem with Trickster and Victoria from Thief.

i guess i just suck cause i'd lose that shit

>800 kills each on two inf melee units

My battles never last long enough for that to remotely happen. Was it a chokepoint?

Chariots are awful on ultra, simple fact

Micro wont save you from them getting stuck

He threw twin brother out there and got him.

Do the "First of all the only thing Canada deserves is a nuclear holocaust" and change it to something Kangz related

YOO STOOPID GIT!

SPOILERS
So turns out the tomb kangz are actually Goau'ld from stargate

>Settra being awakened by Kathep and getting informed his realm has become a mess
>"By Ptra, you people are idiots. I will continue my conquest as usual."

OUT-FUCKING-SCHEMED

>the only thing Sylvania deserves is a magical holocaust

get gud
you don't just send them straight into the back, try to skim the enemy

hierotitans are so cool

He guesses this guy alone for fantasitcal evil people that are old.

Tried to get Skrolk.

uh oh

EH LOUIE LOUIE

CA can't do anything interesting since timeline is finalized so we get literal whos

>tfw even Akinator doesnt know who Tretch is
He guessed queek and the deathmaster though so pretty good guesses all the same.

SETTRA CUMS

the sepulchral stalkers are actually really good too.
They look like skirmisher cavalry but they're actually heavy infantry 4 shots of a poison railgun

"Play your game, build your petty empire, but known I am now in your world, and will soon be ready to play..."

So very subtle, CA.

Poor Tretch. At least he's super fun to play as.

Daemons confirmed for 3
Also means 3 is going to be terrible

What if a cat made of granite?

This guy?

casket of souls just needs an accuracy buff.
When it hits in the middle of a infantry unit it's devastating.
Problem is about 50% of the shots miss a unit standing still.

He guess a character from Redwall when I wanted Queek.

Nevermind, gave him 60 questions and he couldn't get Settra, at best he guessed Nagash once

It can be good, but you have to retarget it a lot so its hitting big blobs. Also the winds of magic buff is nice to have.

was that a slanesh daemon or a tzeench daemon?
The "Sickly-sweet scent" makes me thing of whores, but the out-fucking-schemed situation makes me think of tzeench

I've also seen the AI dodge the missiles, as in moving away from the impact area, multiple times.

WHAT DO YOU GET FOR WINNING AS TOMB KINGS IN VORTEX

N'kari is a slaanesh daemon.

i bet they'll pussy out with the nipples

they do that for all artillery.
According to CA it's "intended behavior" which is such fucking bullshit.

Because they can charge you more for a big nasty dragon thing?

From Slaany, the most dangerous in fact. Tyron and Teclis made their reputations for tearing it a new one in their teens (for elf standars"

N'Kari is Slaaneshi, there is no fucking doubt

>see giant thing flying at you
>dont step out of the way

are you retarded maybe?

How do I beat three stacks of trash orcs and grimgor and the wizard orc with 1 stack of dwarfs?

neat
she'll probably be a legendary lord in 3.
I really hope they don't just make 4 daemon armies and call it a day.

Spooky jars full of organs

Setra: Nagash's lil bro takes over the Black Pyramid.
Arkhan: Tries to summon Nagash, but summons N'kari instead.
Dunno about the other two.

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